Chapter 33 Master Sun
Han Wen was beaten to death, and Lu Xiaofeng also lost her hair in distress. Han Wen walked forward and followed them, and they were looking for someone;
Hearing the noise around him, Hua Manlou shook his head and said, "Didn't you say you were looking for Ximen Chuxue? I'm afraid you can't find it here?"
"Of course I can't find this place! Besides, what I said before is just a lie! I first looked for someone who can provide me with information!" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You rarely walk outside. Maybe you don't know that there are two very strange old men in the world. One knows astronomy and geography. He knows one thing about all the strange things from ancient times to the present. The other has greater ability. No matter how strange and difficult problems you ask, he has a way to solve them for you."
"Although I am a blind man, I am not deaf at all." Hua Manlou shook his head and said helplessly: "Are you talking about Datong and Dazhi? Be honest in life! If you want to find them, say you want to find them, why bother hiding them!"
After being choked by Hua Manlou, Lu Xiaofeng was speechless when she saw Hua Manlou’s smile on her face. This was her nemesis! At that moment, she could only smile bitterly: "Sometimes I really hope you are still a little deaf."
At this time, they had already walked under the shaded eaves. A monk was walking over with his head hanging down and walked over properly. The monk was so handsome that he looked very lucky. His body was worn and dirty, and his pair of straw sandals on his feet were almost broken.
When Lu Xiaofeng saw the monk, she immediately met him and said with a smile: "Hello, honest monk!"
This is an honest monk! A very honest and honest monk! Seeing that it was Lu Xiaofeng, he also laughed, like a Maitreya Buddha. He said, "Have you become more honest recently?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "When you are not honest, I will be honest. It seems that you are very happy today. Could it be that there is something happy?"
The honest monk met him, and seemed to have met his nemesis, and said with a wry smile: "How can an honest monk have a happy event? Only a dishonest boy like you will have a happy event!"
"En... Huh? The smell of rouge powder! Wow! Honey Monk! Are you honest? " Suddenly, Lu Xiaofeng sniffed over and over the body of the honest Monk, screaming exaggeratedly;
The honest monk's face turned red in an instant, and he was stammering for a long time but couldn't speak. In Lu Xiaofeng's joking gaze, he said quietly: "I... I did have just done something that is not honest."
He didn't want to say anything, but he had to say it because he was an honest monk. So Lu Xiaofeng felt it even more strange. He had to ask: "You can do something dishonest too? The smell of rouge and water powder. Could it be--"
"This is the first time in my life..." The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he stuttered: "I just went to find Ouyang."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang?"
The honest monk looked at him, and his expression suddenly became very strange. He seemed to be a little complacent, and seemed to be very sympathetic to Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance. He shook his head and said, "Why don't you even know Ouyang?"
Lu Xiaofeng asked back: "Why must I know?"
The honest monk whispered: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."
How could he not even know Ouyang Qing? He asked knowingly: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"
"She is... a very famous prostitute/girl." The honest monk's face turned redder and he stammered. He seemed to have used up his strength to feed himself. He finally said the last two words! Well! Actually, this guy was also very strange. He just sat in Ouyang Qing's room for the whole night. Ouyang Qing slept soundly, and he was repelling mosquitoes next to him...
Lu Xiaofeng could hardly help jumping up. He never dreamed that this honest monk would go to find a prostitute. However, although he felt surprised and funny in his heart, his face remained silent, and he said lightly: "Actually, this is nothing. This kind of thing is very ordinary."
The honest monk was stunned when he heard this, but was shocked and couldn't help but say, "This kind of thing is still very common?"
Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "The monk has neither a wife nor a little wife. If a strong man cannot even find a prostitute, what should you do if you ask them to? Should you go find a nun? What's more, the monk and the famous prostitute are not only good, but also have a very close relationship."
The honest monk couldn't help asking, "What's the relationship?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "A monk is a monk who is a monk who is a bell that hits a bell that hits a bell that hits a bell that hits a monk that is a bell that hits a bell that hits a monk that is a bell that hits a bell that hits a monk that is... Isn't this relationship close enough?"
Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but bent over with a smile. The honest monk was so angry that he was stunned. Lu Xiaofeng's mouth was so naughty! He was stunned for a long time before sighing and murmured: "I am merciful, why did I ask me to meet Mr. Sun last night and meet Lu Xiaofeng again this morning?"
This is what Lu Xiaofeng is waiting for! He is looking for Master Turtle Grandson! He asked anxiously: "Did you see Master Sun? Where is he? I'm about to find him."
The honest monk seemed to have not heard him, and he still muttered something, saying, "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely impossible. I deserve to die. The Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."
As he was chanting, he suddenly lay on the ground and actually crawled all the way. Lu Xiaofeng could only look at him touching his nose depressedly, without any other way.
Hua Manlou couldn't help but walk over and asked, "He is really crawling?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed and smiled bitterly: "If this person said he wanted to climb ten miles, he would never only climb nine and a half miles, because he was an honest monk."
Hua Manlou laughed and said, "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "But he is pretending to be crazy. In fact, he knows it better than anyone else."
Hua Manlou said, "Who is Mr. Sun?"
When talking about Master Sun, Lu Xiaofeng became more excited and said, "The full name of Master Sun should be Master Turtle Grandson."
Hua Manlou was quite curious: "How could he give such a good name?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because he often says that although he was a grandson when he was not rich, he was a grandson when he was rich. He happened to be the surname Sun, so others simply called him Mr. Sun."
"You know a lot of monsters."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Fortunately, nine of the ten monsters don't hate them. Master Sun is especially not annoying."
"Are you looking for Datong Dazhi or him?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Datong Dazhi was originally two monsters. No one had ever seen them, let alone know their whereabouts. No one could find them except Mr. Sun!"
"I didn't expect that Mr. Sun is very capable."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "This man has been eating, drinking, gamblers and gambling since he was a child. He has never done a serious thing in his life and has no other ability. With this ability, it is enough for him to be free for half his life. Because no matter who wants to find Datong and Dazhi, he has to be redeemed from various places."
Hua Manlou said: "Reden? Why do you need to berth?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "This person is more fierce than anyone else when spending money, so his master always can't be a grandson for three days. When he has no money to pay the bill, he will be bet there and wait for others to redeem it. He will have ten years of such a life. I don't think he can't be able to admire him."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that this person is not only capable, but also very lucky."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not bad at all. If a person who is unlucky lives like him, he will definitely go crazy within half a year."
Soon, Lu Xiaofeng spent money to redeem the grandson of the turtle. Now he sat straight in the carriage that Lu Xiaofeng had just hired, his eyes widened, stared at Lu Xiaofeng, and said, "Even if you are in a hurry to find those two old monsters, at least you should have a drink with me first."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "I'm just wondering, those people know that you are empty, why do you still drink wine?"
Mr. Sun smiled and said, "Because they know that sooner or later there will be suckers like you who will redeem me."
In fact, his own head is never smaller than anyone else's. It is almost hard to imagine that a person as thin and small as he has such a big head.
Lu Xiaofeng raised her eyebrows and said, "Can you find them immediately like you are now?"
Mr. Sun said proudly: "Of course, no matter how strange the two monsters are, I happen to be their nemesis--but we have to make three rules first."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "You said."
Mr. Sun said: "A question is fifty taels, and it requires a total of ten silver ingots. When I go in and look for it, you can only wait outside. When you have something to ask, you can only ask outside."
"I really don't understand why they never want to meet people?" Lu Xiaofeng shook her head and felt depressed.
Mr. Sun smiled again and said, "Because they think that except me, all the people in the world are hateful big bastards, but they don't know that the biggest bastard in the world is me."
Although he usually likes to brag, Mr. Sun is definitely not bragging about this matter. After leaving the city, he took Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou to that place. It was a cave, which was gloomy and dark inside, and the entrance of the cave was very small. No one could only climb in. Mr. Sun climbed in.
Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou have been waiting outside for a long time, but Lu Xiaofeng is already impatient.
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "I know you must be anxious, but why don't you think about how beautiful the scenery here is, and it's comfortable even if the wind blows on you. Isn't it a blessing to stay here for a while?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do you know the scenery here is good?"
Hua Manlou said, "Although I can't see it, I can appreciate it, so I think that only those who have eyes but refuse to see are the real blind people."
Lu Xiaofeng was choked and couldn't speak. (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!