In 1993, on the day of my birth, the fat nurse carried me to the baby room, but her feet slipped and fell to her feet! She also pressed me down tightly! If I hadn't been for my tenacious vitality, I would have been killed by these more than 200 kilograms of meat balls!

My dad was uneducated and was confused when he was named. It happened that Bruce Lee's "The Dragons Crossing the River" was playing on TV at this time, so my dad immediately came up and slapped the table and said, "Just call me Bruce Lee!" It's so coincidental that my dad's surname is Li.

I handed the birth certificate to the relevant department and gave me a household registration. As a result, I don’t know which grandson did it, so I wrote Bruce Lee as Zhang Xiaolong! So the biggest joke ever appeared on my household registration book! My real father is Li Guofu, my name is Zhang Xiaolong, I’m talking about your uncle, which 2B ill-in-law gave me the household registration? Have you seen a son who doesn’t have the same surname as my father? But the family is from the countryside and my parents are not educated, so the matter is left unresolved.

When I was 5 years old, I wore open-crotch pants to throw stones with four children, but I smashed the glass of Mr. Li’s house next door! I swear! The stone that hit Mr. Li’s house was definitely not the one I threw! It was done by the other four children! As a result, Mr. Li came out and asked who did it. The hands of these four grandchildren pointed at me at the same time, which was a tacit understanding! Silence here is better than sound! I just slandered, okay, you grandsons, cheat me, right? I will never play with you again in the future! I thought viciously in my heart... Later, my father compensated the other person for money in the glass and went home to beat me up.

When I was 6 years old, I followed my mother behind her butt, but I forgot that my mother had the habit of closing the door casually. As a result, my head was pinched by the door. I cried loudly at that time, and my head was swollen like a big-headed monster baby, and it took more than a month to swell.

When I was 7 years old, because I was confused with Chinese pinyin and English letters, the teacher refused to let me go from kindergarten to first grade, and I ended up being honored to rank!

When I was 8 years old, I showed off my smell during class. I took out a bottle of Jianlibao drink and shook it in front of other children. As a result, when I opened the pull-up ring, all the drinks were sprayed out, making my deskmate Xiaohui's chest wet. I hurried to help her wipe it! As a result, the class bell rang and the teacher came in. He was a bald middle-aged man, who looked quite vulgar. Seeing me rubbing Xiaohui's chest, I shouted loudly: "Let go of that girl!"

Then he took me to the office and educated me ideologically. He said that I was precocious and blasphemed my female classmate, and was a bad person, and almost fired me. Later, my father gave the grandson two big roosters, and then he kept me. He said that he could be avoided by the death penalty and could not escape the crime of living. He asked me to continue squatting in kindergarten for a year.

When I was 9 years old, I finally graduated from kindergarten! My father was filled with tears in his eyes and told whoever he saw: My son is promising!

At the age of 11, the factory where my father worked was about to go bankrupt. At the critical moment, my father used a move, but in the end he saved the entire factory! In order to thank my father, the chairman promoted my father to the manager and asked him to study paid, learning from Chinese pinyin to financial management. If this person is really fate, who knows that my father, who came out to work in the countryside, could encounter such a good thing?

In the same year, a few children and I went to someone else's garden to steal apples, but the dog found out and chased us! We ran away like a life! I don't know what happened, but the dog fell in love with me! More than a few other children, I threw me to the ground and bit me wildly! Those grandchildren were too unfaithful and all ran away! Later, I went to the hospital for several injections and got rabies vaccine. The school was afraid that I would infect my classmates, so I specially gave me a 6-month holiday, which was longer than the summer vacation of TM. It's so cool now!

At the same time, the chairman of my father's factory bought a building for my house in the city to facilitate my father's work. So we moved and I said goodbye to those grandsons who had cheated me for more than ten years!

I was 12 years old, and my parents were not at home. I wanted to wipe the glass and give them a surprise. As a result, I didn’t stand firm and fell down directly! My house lives on the second floor! I lived on the second floor! But I broke one leg!

At the age of 13, I ran to the toilet with my elementary school classmates to learn to smoke. The director suddenly came to the toilet for random inspection! These grandchildren were very experienced. They threw the cigarette butts into the toilet and flushed them, and then quickly took out the gum from their pockets and chewed them hard! Only I was still holding the cigarette butt in my mouth and smirked at the director...

At the age of 14, I failed to confess my love to a girl! I decided to buy a bottle of pesticide and committed suicide! I exchanged pesticides from the owner of the pesticide store for 130 yuan, but I drank a piece of toenails and vomited at that time. I vomited for a whole night and was exhausted the next morning.

At the age of 15, I looked back and found that my life was full of tragedy. I committed suicide by buying pesticides for the second time! But this time I learned to learn to be smart and changed to a pesticide store. After buying it, I turned on the bottle cap and found that I had hit another bottle! I burst into tears and thought to myself that it has been fifteen years! It has been fifteen years! I finally hit another bottle after drinking a drink! At that time, I didn't care about suicide, so I ran to the pesticide store with the bottle cap, and asked the boss to change another bottle, and then returned home with a silly smile. My father and mother were sitting on the sofa, and the pesticide bottle without a lid was placed on the coffee table. They looked at me with a cold face, but I was beaten up again. Since then, I swear that I will never drink pesticides again!

At the age of 16, I was standing under the electric pole and peed, but the electric pole leaked! The paralysis almost electrocuted me! I cried at that time. Damn, whoever I got offended, I just wanted to pee, and almost killed my life!

At the age of 17, I was admitted to a nearby ordinary high school, and I paid for it at my own expense. My transcript can be described in a poem: There are so many people in the front, but I am the only one in the back. So if I can get into a self-paid high school, I should burn incense. Although my grades are poor and the last one is the last, I still got into high school after all! My father decided to hold a school banquet!

In the same year, my mother bought me a 'Cao 1258' and asked me to ride to school every day. I had no objection. The school was not far from home and I could ride home in about fifteen minutes.

I am riding a bicycle and becoming more and more skilled in bicycle skills. Now I can completely loosen the handlebars, just like an acrobatic. But unexpected things happened! When I loosened the handlebars, I didn’t notice a small stone in front of me. As a result, the front tire was rolled up and I fell directly, my chin hook fell off and my left arm was broken. My father and mother hurriedly sent me to the hospital for treatment.

After staying in the hospital for seven days, his arm was cast and his chin hook was hung back again.

My girlfriend, who had been in three months, came to visit me in the hospital and left a saying that you are a good person, so she left. I thought to myself that you are actually trying to call me a fool, right, who can tolerate my boyfriend's head being stuck in the door when he was a child? He squatted in kindergarten for two years. He fell off the second floor and could break his leg. He failed to commit suicide by drinking pesticides for the second time. He was almost electrocuted when he was urinating. He could even ride a bicycle and throw his chin off?

On the day I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor told me that after the hook on my chin fell once, it would fall off easily in the future. So he taught me how to attach the hook on my chin by myself and asked me to pay attention that I should not chew too fast in the future, speak too fast, and I should not open my mouth and shout or sing...

Although I have tried my best to pay attention to this problem, accidents still happen frequently. Once when I was eating in the cafeteria at noon, my chin fell down and my saliva flowed. As a result, three old ladies across the street called me a stinky BT and a stinky hooligan. I was just having a good time. No matter how bad my eyesight was, I couldn't see you three dinosaurs drooling, right? I was speechless...

Soon, my daimyo spread throughout high school.

At Qingtian No. 2 Middle School, you may not know the first school beauty, but you must not know the first joke, Zhang Xiaolong Xiansen.

No matter what, I am a celebrity, my buddy, and my return rate in school is as high as 90%. Everyone is whispering behind my back. No one in the class is willing to make friends with me, it doesn’t matter. They don’t know the truth and don’t even notice my macho side.

It is mid-October now, and when school is over at night, it is completely dark. On the way home, I found a group of people watching something.

A car accident?

I like to watch the fun, pushing my beloved basket 1258 forward, and finally squeezed into the front. Before I could see clearly, an old voice trembled and shouted: "Sun, grandson, save grandpa!"

I saw a sloppy old man lying on the side of the road, pointing his index finger at me.

I pointed to my nose and asked, "Me?"

I don't know this old man at all, but I'm sure he must be referring to me! I kept numbing my heart, watching the fun and picking up a cheap grandfather. This kind of thing is not unusual. I'm so devastated that I'm already numb.

"It's you! Big grandson!" The old man shouted so kindly!

Although I kept urging me, it didn't mean that I had low IQ. I nodded and asked, "Do you know what my name is?"

"Zhang Xiaolong." The old man replied quickly and concisely.

"How do you know?!" I asked in surprise.

At this time, the passerby next to him said, "Boy, are you a student of No. 2 Middle School? You actually pretended not to know your grandfather. This moral character is too bad. I want to go to your school and talk to your principal."

The old man also said, "Big grandson, come and help me. Grandpa raised you since childhood. You must be filial to grandpa."

Be filial to your grandma!

Today is definitely the most memorable moment I have ever been. If I don’t help the old man now, I’m likely to be expelled from the school. If I help him up, this old man will probably be a fool and will depend on me in the future.

Due to so many people watching, I could only come to the old man and help him up. The old man whispered: "Hehe, I'm very puzzled why I know your name, are you? The school visa on your chest reveals your identity."
Chapter completed!