0011 The taste of joy
Accompanied by laughter, he silently took off his pajamas, revealing the black sexy vest inside. Although the muscles on his back and arms were not very prominent, he was also a little surprised.
In an instant, he changed his posture and bent down and quickly took out a handful of silver-shining things from under the bed.
The machete is about half a meter long, and the blade is neat, like a flattened mountain. There is a groove on the handle that can be held tightly. Brother Nan once pointed out that when chopping people, the knife must not be separated. Even if his entire hand is cut off, he must hold the handle tightly and never separate.
"Privately hiding controlled knives..." Although Yan Fei was escorted, she subconsciously recorded a note.
Zhang Yi raised the machete steadily and pointed at the courier: "Brother B said that you will stay on the front line in everything and I want to see you in the future. I said I would go out and fight, but you won't, ruin my house and ruin my joy!"
"Xile I will compensate you..." For some reason, the courier suddenly softened, turned around and kicked the boss, "Ask you to Brother Square Face!"
Boss Hei was not vague and knelt in front of Zhang Yi: "Brother Square Face, I was wrong."
Zhang Yi smiled again, and he was indeed not wrong.
The agreement states that the courier is just an employee of the organization and has a status far lower than that of the player, but the player cannot bully the courier unless the courier harms the player's interests, steals and destroys the player's private property. The original intention of this rule is probably to prevent the courier from embezzling goods.
Although Joyle passed away, she still helped Zhang Yi.
Zhang Yi nodded silently to the milk on the wall and walked forward with a machete.
There was a faint force in his heart that was restless, and he felt that the machete in his hand was already hungry and thirsty. Brother Nan's teachings rang in his ears - touch my brother? It's just chopping!
He didn't say a word of nonsense, and his hands were raised and his sword fell.
A flash of cold light flashed quietly, and the black boss had been beheaded.
"Ah!!!" Yan Fei screamed. She never expected that Zhang Yi, who looked honest and obedient, was such a monster.
"Shh..." Zhang Yi pointed at the broken mouth of the black boss' neck and smiled, "As expected, they are not humans."
I saw that the broken mouth was full of black things, and furry balls scattered outwards. A few seconds later, the black boss suddenly exploded, just like a nightmare explosion in a dream game, turning into countless balls and dispersing.
"Impossible..." The courier stepped back step by step, "Ordinary weapons... cannot blow them up."
"A general weapon?" Zhang Yi gently stroked the machete, "This is not an ordinary weapon."
The courier naturally remembered the agreement in his heart. He just pretended to be too pretentious and had crossed the red line, touching the terms of the organization. He never expected that Zhang Yi would have such a cultivation level and a machete in such a short time after entering the game.
"Brother... I stay at the front line of my life... I'll meet you in the future, right?"
"You can really leave a thread between you and me." Zhang Yi nodded.
"Yes, brother, I'll be kind to you when I see you." The courier smiled flatteringly.
Zhang Yi suddenly changed his mind and pointed at the joyful liquid on the wall and shouted: "But what about him? Have you left a thread for him?"
"..." The courier's face was full of flesh and could no longer laugh, "Brother, we will solve the problem between us, but this time I took Miss Yan back, it was the boss's intention. Can I pay you a box of joy?"
Zhang Yi smiled and said, "The terms say that the interests of players are above everything else."
"Brother, I advise you not to go against the boss..."
"The terms say that the organization exists to serve the players."
"Brother... why do you have such a good memory?"
"I insist on drinking joy."
The courier no longer hesitated and suddenly stood up and ran out: "Remove! Remember me in square face! It's not just me when I come again!"
As soon as he ran away, he saw a graceful woman blocking the door. Obviously, Zhang Yi had already secretly summoned him without realizing it.
Xiao Tao's face was nervous and his body trembled: "Xiao Tao... has a master now... I'm not afraid of you..."
"You!!! You!!! Rebelled?!" the courier cursed in a dumbfounded manner, "Your little nightmare can be killed by the boss."
"This is a bad word." Zhang Yi walked slowly with a machete, holding the poker in his hand, "Joker is a card, and mistress is also a card. The ace wins - not in the size of the body."
"This is...the talent totem..." The courier looked at the poker in Zhang Yi's hand in amazement, "How is it possible that you have only entered the game for less than a day..."
"Xiao Tao, take off his sunglasses." Zhang Yiling said.
Xiao Tao flinched at first when she heard this. Seeing the courier was a little scared, she still gritted her teeth, took off his sunglasses and threw them to Zhang Yi.
"If you guessed correctly..." Zhang Yi thought and put on his sunglasses, lifting it gently.
The scattered black hair balls gathered again, and soon formed the appearance of a black boss.
"Well...you guys come back..." Zhang Yi waved his arms.
The five brothers of the Hei family faced Zhang Yi at the same time and bowed, "Yes, brother!"
Then, they turned into countless black hair balls and were wrapped in sunglasses.
Yan Fei looked at this scene in amazement, not knowing why, but only knowing that the guy who was begging her suddenly disappeared.
Zhang Yi took off his sunglasses with a smile and asked, "Courier brother, is this also a totem?"
The courier nodded helplessly: "Brother Square Face... This is the property of the organization, I temporarily borrowed it to arrest people..."
"I thought it was a blessing for me." Zhang Yi naturally put his sunglasses in his bag and waved his hand, "Stay a line of people, you can go."
"But brother...this..."
"Hi, social experience!" Zhang Yi smiled helplessly, put the machete on his shoulders, and began to act as a workplace mentor. "If you guess correctly, you are working, right?"
"Brother Square Face has good eyesight."
"Then why do you plan to tell the boss when you go back?"
"this……"
"The action failed and I lost my sunglasses. Even if the boss sent someone to me, your position would not be guaranteed, right?"
"Brother is right..."
"I can help you turn it into success, do you listen?"
"Brother! Big Brother! Big Brother!" the courier begged, "Brother is clear!"
"You go out first and wait, I'll discuss something with her." Zhang Yi waved his hand, "Xiao Tao, go out and stare at him."
So, Xiaotao was guarding the door, and the courier was waiting outside uneasy, leaving only Zhang Yi and Yan Fei in the room.
Yan Fei looked at Zhang Yi blankly and began to list Zhang Yi's charges: "Privately harnessing controlled knives, abuse of violence, and not reporting the information..."
"But I saved you..."
"Although you don't need to rescue..." Yan Fei was stunned for a moment, and still smiled, "But thank you, let me explain clearly first. This machete must be handed over, and other charges will be forgotten."
"I'll talk about the machete later." Zhang Yi suddenly became serious, "It's the first time I've seen those things just now. Can you know the seriousness of the matter?"
Yan Fei nodded silently: "It seems that I have checked something that shouldn't have been checked."
"Your situation is already very dangerous." Zhang Yi said directly, "If you continue like this, you are likely to become the fourth patient with sleeplessness."
"I just felt this vaguely..." Yan Fei sighed softly and patted Zhang Yi on the shoulder, "I'd better go, don't cause trouble for you."
“Where to go?”
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Zhang Yi said coldly: "You are a criminal policeman. You know best how difficult it is to disappear by a person. You have said that there are always traces of what you have done."
From beginning to end, Yan Fei always forced herself to smile. Zhang Yi pointed out this layer, and she finally couldn't hold on anymore. She silently lowered her head, and her body trembled slightly: "I...I can leave...but parents...what do you want me? What can I do?"
The more she spoke, the more excited she became, her eyes were red.
"Don't cry! Don't cry! I can't stand this!!"
"Woooooooooooo... I'm just exercising my duties... Why are I involved in such a thing..." The policewoman who had been sonorous suddenly became fragile, as fragile as a little girl who went home to cry to her father for grievances.
For a moment, Zhang Yi was at a loss and had to help Yan Fei to sit down on the bed.
"Dad is right... I shouldn't have come to the Criminal Investigation Brigade, I should be a civilian..." Yan Fei kept crying, "I'm busy all over the place, and I don't even have a boyfriend yet, so I want... I want..."
Zhang Yi quickly pulled a roll of toilet paper from the bedside and advised: "There will be...that's just a little bit. I can introduce it to you. I have a few friends who have M tendencies."
"What does M mean?" Yan Fei took the roll of paper casually and asked while rubbing it.
"...I just like the guys who are trampled under your feet every day."
"Abnormal!" Yan Fei punched Zhang Yi hard, and finally showed a faint smile, "Thank you, listen to my boring words."
"No, I enjoy it."
"Wait..." Yan Fei suddenly put down the roll of paper and frowned, "What's on this paper? It's sticky and tastes so weird."
"Happy, hehe."
"I know what joy tastes...this is not joy..."
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Chapter completed!