007. On the possibility of Gao Fushuai not having a girlfriend
"I want a girlfriend! Why don't I have a girlfriend? I'm already twenty-seven years old, and I have had several experiences in meeting each other! But why do I still have no girlfriend?!"
"Aren't I handsome? Is my job not decent enough? Is my income not high enough? I also have my own house! In addition to not buying a car because I don't have a driver's license, I should be considered a tall, rich and handsome guy with a house, right? I have so many 'advantages', why can't so many girls tolerate me as a 'otaku'?! That's right! Otaku itself is a cute attribute! And otaku is basically a shy little boy with pure natural, pollution-free and pollution-free heart, pure and simple and kind heart! Why don't there be no girls like it?!"
"Tell you, Qiao Feng, I am a member of several online blind date websites. I am a member of ten online blind date websites!"
"Lily.com, marriage and dating.com, the only feeling.com, etc., I pay all these paid websites! The most expensive website is 10,000 yuan a month! But why isn't a girl willing to be with me yet? Why isn't a girl willing to be my girlfriend? Why is this?!"
"Besides, I just want them to put on Hatsune Miku's clothes and take a few photos? Is this difficult?! Some of the clothes they usually wear are more exposed than Hatsune's, okay? I'm dating them with such a pure purpose. I'm not a loli-controlled vulgar uncle like you!"
"Why! Why can even Lolik control have a loli wife in this world, and I am healthy, have no bad habits, don't smoke or drink. And I am a veritable tall, rich and handsome high-quality man who has no girlfriend? Why am I still a virgin?! Why is this!!!"
To be honest, Qiao Feng really wants to beat him up.
But seeing him look so pitiful, he seems to be even more pitiful if he continues to beat him up.
………………………………………… Forget it, he just called himself the Loli to control the vulgar uncle and pretended that he hadn’t heard of it.
Qiao Feng sighed, went up to pat his shoulder, shook his head, and said, "Brother Hua. I want to talk about my girlfriend. I don't have any good girls to introduce to you (in fact, there are quite a lot of high-quality women among the client, but I can't harm others, right?), but if you really have the need for 'that aspect'... I might be able to take you to some shops I know. The boss there has also entrusted some things in our detective office. If you go there to spend, I can guarantee that those women are not sick and will not blackmail you. You can safely solve your first problem with confidence..."
Hua Ruo saw his head tilted, but his eyes were full of contempt when he looked at Qiao Feng. He suddenly pushed Qiao Feng away. At the same time, he patted his chest and said loudly-
"What a joke? You want me to go to a prostitute? I will never go! Don't look at me like this, I am actually very innocent! I want to contribute my first time to my beloved girl! I don't just find a vagina on the road and twist my DNA in like a snot! The first time is very sacred for me! If it weren't for a beautiful and romantic environment, if it wasn't for a scene with white sand, exquisite wooden house, waves and moonlight shining on the sparkling sea, I would never contribute my first time!"
All right!
Qiao Feng raised his hands to express his surrender.
The otakus's thoughts are so terrible that Qiao Feng has truly experienced it now!
This guy should not only be a resident, but also a damn home!
It seems that she will be more disciplined in Xiaoxue's daily life in the future. If she becomes the same pure silence as this guy one day in the future, she may have to cry without tears.
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"Xiaoxue. Are you sneezing again?"
During the break, the female classmate handed over a tissue.
Qiao Xue pinched and rubbed her nose. She gave her thumbs up at her friend and smiled—
"Don't worry, I'm not sneezing, but a sign of genetic mutation that is about to occur y Hey, I forgot to tell you, I'm actually a half-demon. I have the blood of monsters in my body. When I turn fourteen, the blood of the demon in my body will gradually awaken! This is a little secret between the two of us, you must not tell others! Ah... Ah sneezing!"
"Xiaoxue... Let's go to the infirmary once?"
"No! I absolutely don't! The next class is a computer class! I absolutely don't go to the infirmary in computer class! I absolutely don't want to go to the hospital! I absolutely don't want!!!"
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"all in all!"
Hua Ruojian is resurrected again!
He stood up, sorted out his tie, and said again-
"I'm going to get my briefcase back now. There are Hatsune Miku's clothes in it! That's my life! No, it's something more important than my life."
Qiao Feng frowned and said, "Is it the one my daughter has worn?"
Hana Ruojian: "What does your daughter wear? Because it was said that it was the clothes that Miku lent to your daughter. After all, it was all your fault that you didn't allow me to take photos of your daughter, otherwise where would I need someone to take photos now? …………Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't have taken photos of Miss Qiao Xue..."
Qiao Feng was really amused and crying about this.
Is this lawyer looking for a girlfriend or a model? Sometimes I really don’t understand what these lawyers are thinking about in their minds!
There was no choice but to pick up Xia Yu again, follow Hua Ruojian out of this corner, and once again walked towards the cafe with pride.
…………………………………… Of course, thanks to this guy being more or less shameful, he hurried at the door and still didn't dare to go in again.
Qiao Feng exhaled, took Hua Ruojian's pocket, and took out all the cash from it. After counting, it was almost two thousand.
He shook one thousand of them in front of the lawyer and stuffed them into his pocket. Then he walked in with the other thousand.
Next, Qiao Feng apologized to the female college student over there and gave money at the same time. These are not important, what is important is that at least they can help the lawyer get the briefcase back...
Huh? Where is the briefcase?
Chapter completed!