Chapter 32: Pink Skull Poison
"Okay, okay, I am wrong this time. If the abbot is uneasy, you can kick me twice." Shi Wu patted his big bald head and cheered, and it was rare to show a smile. This was the first time Yu Liang saw it. As for the words behind the big bald head, Yu Liang curled his lips and said that he was fart. Yaya, I dare to kick you, maybe when will I take revenge on myself?
"It is natural to teach my nephew a lesson, so what's wrong?" Yu Liang secretly despised himself for his own sake, but for the sake of life safety, he still wanted this little sacrifice. Unexpectedly, Yu Liang's actions were recognized by the little flower girl. As for the two fairies, Yu Liang had no time to pay attention to it.
Shi Wu snorted, very dissatisfied with Yu Liang's corrupt bones, but this time he did not take action and sighed deeply. "Abbot, I don't care where these seeds come from, I just hope that the abbot will be pitiful to the poor villagers at the foot of the mountain and help more. If there is any order, I will definitely do my best."
The first time Shi Wu spoke to Yu Liang solemnly, which made Yu Liang a little panicked. "Master, what are you talking about? What are the family saying? Let's work hard together to have a good time and drink in the future." Although Yu Liang was a little panicked, there was still a little more pride in his eyebrows, and he finally became accused of the abbot. Since childhood, he has never been a leader, and his head was shaved and he got fucked by someone. The old and young hands are useless. The little bald head is still obedient, but the two old guys are not a man at all. Yu Liang can only command the three bald heads to hammer their legs and knock on their backs, and he has to work hard every day for food. Now it's over.
Yu Liang, who was so proud, did not notice that the face of the scriptures was darker than the bottom of the iron pot. Yu Liang was smirking and giggling with Gu Xiaoxiao and Yun. The two demons, who were wearing semi-circular flesh balls, were shaking their fat buttocks and balls unscrupulously. In the eyes of the scriptures, this was completely absurd to blasphemy of the temple and the Buddha. Especially, it was abominable that she was wearing a monk's robe, scratching her pose, and her face was charming. The sparks in the eyes of the scriptures could ignite a mountain forest. If Yu Liang had not discussed the death of the seeds with Shi Wu at this time, the scriptures would probably have strangled Yu Liang's heart to death.
Yu Liang was showing off his random fabrication and dreaming that the Buddha was holding him to eat and drink, and before leaving, he gave him a handful of golden seeds, saying that he would save the world, and he would brag about himself as an invincible savior. He could be a good man. Yu Liang's fault is not good, and he can't stand being praised, and he will easily be slapped when he praises him.
"Haha, stinky monk, it's all the time. The Buddha invited him to dinner. Humph, okay, we'll go tomorrow too." Gu Xiaoxiao was amused by Yu Liang, pulled Yun Xiaoxiao and teased her, without any scruples to exege the scriptures. The two of them touched the balls, swayed for a while, and drew a perfect and seductive arc against the monk's robe.
The two fairies are smiling, and now they are becoming more and more unrestrained. They don’t even avoid taking a bath. They give me a towel and tease the pure and lustful little abbot. This makes Yu Liang lie in the small hole in the wooden house like a leech, so he can’t pull it off. He almost drove out a great breeding event like a beast. In order not to want to commit a crime, the little abbot can only do more farm work during the day, become tired and weak.
"Amitabha, the old monk is so angry that he is abbot of Kongxu." The exegesis could not help but exegesis. The two demon women were unscrupulous and Kongxu. The exegesis was no longer intended to save it, but the three little bald heads were pitiful. The woman was a tiger, comparable to a beast. Now she actually brought the tiger back to the temple, which was to eat people.
The old bald head was like a big steamed crab. His face was red, his neck was thick, and his head was roaring. Yu Liang was scared and shivered. He turned around and saw the exaggeration pointing at the two fairies. "Uncle Master, please bear it and wait until the junior nephew earns money to ask you for three. I want a butt and a milk ball. You can enjoy it in the future, but this is not enough. My nephew is still waiting for the two to buy seeds and farm tools."
Yu Liang sympathized with the poor old monk. He hadn't seen a woman for many years, but he was still a fairy-like woman. Although he was deep in the mountains and forests, Yu Liang couldn't bear it.
"You, you." Shi Jing didn't breathe, and rolled his eyes. Yu Liang was stunned. Shi Wu stared at Yu Liang with his eyes wide open and stared at Yu Liang. Yu Liang was so scared that his legs were trembling with murderous aura. Yu Liang really didn't understand why the old monk was too irritable, but he just slowed down and held it in for decades. Can't he wait any longer?
Yu Liang was kicked with his butt, and he didn't have time to rub it. He quickly came to Gu Xiaoxiao and Yun Xiaoxiao. "I'm still laughing. The old monk can ask you two by name. Hurry up and pack up your things and go to Meiling Temple to hide with Xiaohuamei."
"Why, we paid the money and signed the contract. How much did you forget the penalty for liquidated damages?" Gu Xiaoxiao and Yun Xiaoxiao changed their faces, and the two women were fearless. They didn't take Yu Liang's threat in their hearts at all, but they were cold. Damn, the two fairies changed their faces faster than reading books.
Yu Liang thought that he couldn't do it and wanted to give him some food to the exegesis. He was defeated. He couldn't stop the beauty of a decades-old man. He was so pitiful. When he woke up, he cursed and his original kind face was gone. Yu Liang was so bloody that he realized that exegesis was not about the two demon girls, but about Yu Liang. He was embarrassed and scolded Yu Liang for bullying his master and destroying his ancestors, filthing the temple, and defiling the Buddha. The whole Buddhist depravity was the destruction of the monks and nuns. When they saw the bald man, they could kill him.
Yu Liang was stunned. He had to fight with him for the end of the scriptures. If it weren't for the three little bald heads pulling and pulling them, Yu Liang would probably have been dismembered. Yu Liang didn't expect that the explanatory reactions would be so much. Isn't the little flower girl also a little beauty? Besides, Xiao Wuse didn't carry a handkerchief, Yu Liang didn't believe that the explanatory scriptures did not know the colorless gender.
"Uncle Master, please calm down, why bother to get angry for the two red pink skeletons? Besides, they are pitiful. The parents died early and now they are penniless. Look at how little meat is left in their bodies. I am really pitiful. Monks are compassionate. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. What are the consequences? The Buddha thought that I would understand the good intentions of the monks." Yu Liang looked down on the old monk a little bit. Look at how many great monks didn't drink and eat meat, and they were not a Buddhist elder brother, Shakyamuni, who had not married and had children, and had become a Buddha after enjoying wealth and glory.
The poor monk cannot become a sect, and he is not a Buddha, and has no knowledge. Yu Liang thought that after his brother got rich, he would take you two old monks out of the gangster entertainment circle and visit the beautiful girl cave. Guangguang sat in the temple and beat a wooden fish. When could he follow the Buddha's realm? He didn't see that ** beggar become a Buddha.
"Junior brother, my nephew is right. How can monks not save you? Nowadays, wild wolves in the mountains are full of tigers and leopards, and human nature is like wolves. Two female donors, don't worry, stay in the temple with peace of mind." Yu Liang's eyes lit up. Unexpectedly, Shi Wu's big head was so cute. These two witches have unknown origins and are invincible. Many times, Yu Liang muttered to himself, what are the origins of the two of them?
Yu Liang was not stupid. He went to check the pier, but there were. Today I asked a few old people and learned that after the river was diverted, the boat could not move, and the water flowed rapidly, and only some desperate people might have taken advantage of such turbulent water to spread illegal things. The two women actually said they were taking a boat to play. As for the broken glider, they were a friend, and they accidentally broke it. There were many loopholes in the words, and Yu Liang pretended to be lustful. Of course, as a real gentleman, Yu Liang did not recommend a few difficult things.
"Master, uncle, these are all trivial matters. Today, I saw the villagers at the foot of the mountain so poor. I couldn't bear it. I planned to cut bamboo and divert water, experiment with good seeds, and benefit the countryside. My Buddha's compassion is carried forward for generations and unify the world." Yu Liang said, as the beast's blood boiled, his head turned red.
At first, Shi Wu nodded repeatedly, but Yu Liang pulled too far behind and kicked Yu Liang with a flying foot. This time, Shi Jing didn't see it in front of him, but just took out a small box from under the pillow, which was quite exquisite. Yu Liang was happy. Could it be that the old monk's private money? Yu Liang learned today that Shi You's old bald donkey was so watery. The so-called hundred miles was actually a winding distance from the mountain road, and the straight line was not even twenty miles.
Yu Liang was also wondering whether these old people arrived in the morning. Did they come at night? Later, they learned to take a small path and walk a hundred miles in three or two hours. There were hundreds of small villages in a straight line, most of which were in the sphere of influence of the Little Leiyin Temple. Heifeng Zen Temple was defeated, and now more than ten small villages around have mostly surrendered to the Little Leiyin Temple.
"Seeds are a big deal. I will definitely support the abbot with all my strength. These debts are the most precious treasures in the temple and the abbot will take them." The exaggerated face was solemn, and Yu Liang did not smile with a serious face. It would be even better if there wasn't a hint of joy in the corner of his eyes that exposed Yu Liang's mood.
Chapter completed!