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Chapter 3 Crazy Escape

"Being a monk, I have a pitfall in my head, I'm stupid." Yu Liang muttered, while secretly looking at the outside of the yard. No one, the big bald little bald man was not there. When will he wait if he doesn't escape?

"Old bald donkey, really think what can a person breaking a contract? I was stupid and became a monk and abbot in the deep mountains and forests. My buddy is a great young man who wants to contribute to the construction of the country. My buddy is back. My brother secretly kissed the younger sister next door at the age of five, peeked at the beautiful girl taking a bath at the age of ten, and aspiring young man who is still an old virgin at the age of twenty will be a waste of talent in this dilapidated temple. Humph, it's too unprofessional. It's really not a professional. No wonder human traffickers are so poor at this point." Yu Liang muttered and ran to the bottom of the mountain. The dilapidated temple was so tall that he was not afraid of a thunder striking.

Yu Liang ran all the way and finally came down the mountain. He breathed a sigh of relief. "Old guy, don't let me meet you, you will suffer." Yu Liang looked back with fear in his heart, but he didn't see that there were eighteen monks coming out to set up the eighteen bronze formation for himself.

"It's okay, it's okay, I finally escaped. I'll go, why did I forget to read the temple name? I didn't even have any place to report it down the mountain." Yu Liang touched his forehead in his heart. It was really unlucky, and his forehead was smashed.

"The old bald man is indeed a liar. What kind of relic is so elastic." Yu Liang walked forward while swaying, muttering in his mouth, and his head was a little dizzy.

"Hey, this is it?" Yu Liang was stunned and went down the mountain. He thought he could find someone and return to human society smoothly, but his eyes were green, as if he was in the deep mountains and forests.

"Old bald man, you bastard, your whole family is bastard, don't take such a trick." Yu Liang thought of the old monk's instructions yesterday, and felt very cold. He thought the old monk was afraid that he would run away, but who knew it was really scared. After finishing the game, looking back, Yu Liang's heart became even colder and lost. What's the matter? In Yu Liangguang's head, hungry wolf, tiger, black bear, lion, crocodile, python, leopard, carnivore, and carnivores all over the world appeared in his mind.

"Bless Tang Monk, I will give it to the hunter when I meet a tiger." Yu Liang decided to believe Tang Monk now. This guy is always safe, but Yu Liang's idol. "Idol, you have to bless me. My buddy is in the same system as you now. Everyone will be colleagues in the future. I need to take more care of Ami Tofu."

Yu Liang moved and resolutely decided to convert to my Buddha at this moment. He walked back, and even the path ahead disappeared. He really feeds the wolf. Yu Liang is a real man who can bend and stretch. Besides, Yu Liang is already a snake, so he can't get rid of it.

"These bald heads are too lazy. Don't you know how to build a small path?" Yu Liang was stunned. He was really lost. There was no way out before and there was no way out. Yu Liang regretted in his heart. How could he forget Sun Tzu's Art of War, only by knowing himself and his enemy can he be defeated in a hundred battles.

The bushes and vines are all around, and it is difficult to leave. Yu Liang is tired and hasn't eaten for a day, so he really has no energy now.

"These bald heads are really there. People have run away and I don't know how to find them. How to be human traffickers? It's not professional, it's not professional." Yu Liang looked around while despising the little bald head of the monk.

Suddenly Yu Liang's body stretched out, and a large guy emerged from the bushes in the distance. "No, wolf...my mother, there is really a wolf." Yu Liang rolled and crawled, but it was still too late. Yu Liang's eyes pounced on the wolf.

"Master Tang Monk, you're ready to show your power, your kid is dead." Yu Liang shouted, waving his hands randomly. "Hey, it's okay." Yu Liang didn't feel the pain of tearing for a long time. When he opened his eyes, he saw an old monk with a big head staring at the round cow's eyes and bearded. "Abbot, go back to the temple."

Yu Liang patted his butt and muttered. "Haha, I originally wanted to do morning exercises, but I got lost. You are here just right. I am just going back." Yu Liang raised his head and glanced at the big wolf dog beside the old monk. It was so big. These monks were quite good. Yu Liang muttered in his heart, and followed the old monk back to the temple. Now Yu Liang looked at the mountain gate and Heifeng Zen Temple. It was indeed dark enough for me to go there. Yu Liang decided to have some understanding of the surrounding environment first for the second escape. For the two old monks, they didn't look like good people. Maybe they were stimulated when they were young, and accidentally used a kitchen knife to block the road and rob the children's lollipop.

Yu Liang decided to start from a young monk, and the three little guys might take out some useful information.

"Hehe, good disciple, come here to master." Yu Liang pulled the corner of his mouth, pulled out a big smile, and waved to the three curious little monks with a smile.

"Master." The three little monks approached timidly. Yu Liang looked at the three little guys, patched the monk's robe, and looked like an African refugee.

The two monks had a greasy and floury face, which was so bad that they had no principles at all. I don’t know that the white fat and fat people raised were better to promote them.

"Good apprentice, tell the master, what are your names?" Yu Liang touched the three little bald heads with a kind look on his face.

"Lawless."

“No land.”

"colorless."

Yu Liang pointed at himself with a silly and humbly. "Okay...name, where is that master?"

"Master's magic name is empty." Wuse scratched his head and looked at the master strangely. The master was so surprised that he didn't know his name.

"Empty, your sister, old bald donkey, you are emptiness, your whole family is emptiness." After Yu Liang cursed, he remembered that the old monk's family was only one, and he cursed for a long time.

Yu Liang turned around and looked at the three bald guys kindly, frightened him. "Hehe, the master practices his throat, okay, I won't talk about this."

Yu Liang pulled the monk's robe. He was really not used to wearing this dress, and it was comfortable without big shorts. "Hey, what's this?" Yu Liang shook his monk's robe. It would be fine if there were patches on it, but the position of the patches you made is too confusing.

In the center, there was a stack of patches. Who had a pit on his head? The patch was big, and all the sack brothers knelt down. Yu Liang stood up and looked at the important parts of his lower body. He had no shame to see anyone in the important parts of his lower body.

Yu Liang cursed at the mountain back. None of these bald bastards were good. After Yu Liang cursed, he turned around and looked at the three of them so scared that he hid from the little monk.

"Haha, master practices singing, yes, good disciple, come to master, don't run away." The three little bald men were so scared that they shivered. When they saw Li Feng approaching, they scattered and ran and called out to Uncle Master.

"If you fail, you can't. Be calm, be calm." Yu Liang endured it again and again, and he had to change the monk's robe. This guy was wearing this thing, and Yu Liang could imagine that he would immediately go to TV.

Rushi saw it for my mother. Yu Liang would not have to live anymore, and she would not have to peel off the skin and cramp, and she would be a monk and seek death. This time the old man probably wouldn't say anything to himself anymore. Yu Liang had a bitter face, took off the monk's robe, and only had small pants. When she went out, she wouldn't have to wait for my mother to peel off the skin and cramp.
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