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Chapter 27: No Culture Is Terrible

What can you do in ten minutes?

In ten minutes, I can have a drink, cook something, smoke two cigarettes, pick up a girl, have sex...

But within ten minutes it was too late for Xing Ming to escape.

The two old guys, Nan Beidou, came quickly. Facing the two most powerful men in the real three worlds, Xing Ming seemed to have no choice but to run away.

Xing Ming also knew that he was definitely no match for those two old guys, so he immediately started running away as soon as he heard the Lord God's prompt... That was impossible.

These two old guys kidnapped me here, how can I treat myself well if I don't leave them some gifts?

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In the mountains and forests hundreds of miles away.

The two immortals Nandou and Beidou were flying quickly between the jungles at this time. If Xing Ming were here, he would definitely be a little surprised, because these two old guys are actually flying with swords.

Although the speed of the flight was a little slower, the height of the flight was a little lower, and the flight was smoother... But at least it was like flying, wasn't it? After coming to Zhensan and seeing so many immortals, this was the first time for Xing Ming to see Hui Hui.

A true monk in the art of sword control... Well, Xing Ming hasn't seen it yet...

"Old Bei, what do you think is going on with us? We were obviously sitting there playing chess and waiting for that kid to teleport over, but why did we run hundreds of miles away in the blink of an eye?" Nan Hua was very depressed now. Originally, they

They spent a lot of effort to cast spells to get Xing Ming to their side, but they couldn't think of killing Xing Ming unexpectedly. However, they didn't expect that the moment they saw Xing Ming arrive, they were pulled hundreds of miles away by a strange force. They were almost a hundred miles away.

When you succeed, you fail... Even Nan Hua was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.

"There are experts behind this kid to help him." Beidou pretended to touch his beard and said calmly, "But don't worry, Old Nan. Just before leaving, I hurriedly activated the illusion around the house.

Formation, I don’t think that kid can break through it so quickly."

"But you said there is an expert behind that kid..." Nandou was a little worried.

"Don't worry, even an expert who is so far away wouldn't be able to rush over so quickly. If we hadn't expended a lot of effort to teleport that kid over, that guy wouldn't have even thought of plotting against us."

Hearing Beidou say this, Nandou nodded with a little peace of mind.

Nandou governs life, while Beidou governs death. The compatibility between the two determines their strength. Beidou is better at killing people, while Nandou is better at saving people.

In terms of fighting, Beidou is naturally more powerful, and Nandou felt relieved after hearing Beidou's confident words.

But he didn't know that Beidou was also beating a drum in his heart at this time. It took the two of them half a day and a lot of energy to teleport a mortal like Xing Ming (Beidou thought) here, but that person could teleport here in an instant.

The ability to send the two monks hundreds of miles away was beyond his imagination.

Although he was beating the drum in his heart, Beidou didn't show it on the surface, because he could give Nandou more confidence in this way.

Naturally, it wasn't because Xing Ming wanted to kill them that they spent so much effort to get such a mortal. After all, they didn't know that Xing Ming wanted to kill them. But they knew that Xing Ming had the imperial seal in his hand.

What is the Jade Seal of the State? The national destiny of the Qin and Han Dynasties gathered together in the past 500 years. To their monks, this is simply the flesh of Tang Monk in the eyes of monsters.

If it was Cao Cao, Sun Jian or Liu Bei who got the Jade Seal of the Kingdom, they would not dare to snatch it, because these three people are all people with destiny, and if they snatch the Jade Seal of the Kingdom from them, they will be punished by God.

But Xing Ming was different. He was just an outsider. Not to mention his destiny, he didn't even have any divine favor in him. Naturally, Nandou and Beidou didn't hesitate to snatch it away.

I didn't expect to encounter such a thing.

By the time Nandou and Beidou returned to their residence, Xing Ming had already disappeared.

"This kid actually broke our illusory formation so quickly?" Even Beidou was shocked this time. But if he knew that Xing Ming accidentally broke the formation by accident, I don't know what expression he would show...



"Chasing, that kid must not have gone far yet!"

Beidou immediately decided to chase Xing Ming. After all, there was only one chance to grab the imperial seal. In the future, it would be difficult to locate Xing Ming's coordinates and pull him from thousands of miles away.

"Wait..." Nandou suddenly stopped Beidou, "What do you see there?"

"Where?" Beidou looked towards the place pointed by Nandou.

I saw that there were a bunch of things in the originally elegant and fresh bamboo house.

"What is that?" Beidou's mouth twitched. Did that boy leave some gifts before leaving to express his gratitude for the hospitality?

"I don't know...but there are so many things there. Do you think that kid actually didn't leave at all? He is actually hiding in that pile of things. When we think he has gone out and chase him, where will he come from?"

Come out and run away?"

Nandou's words made Beidou stunned. Thinking about it, he seemed to be right. It would be bad if he missed it.

Thinking like this, the two immortal guys naturally moved towards the pile of things.

"Hey~ Lao Bei, look here there is a line of writing~" Nandou suddenly saw a line of chalk writing next to the unknown object. Of course the two old men didn't know what chalk was.

Beidou Cup Nandou also saw the line of words on the ground.

"There is no one here, leave quickly."

Beidou and Nandou looked at each other.

"How to say?" by Nandou.

"Is this kid out of his mind?" by Beidou.

But I guess even a three-year-old child wouldn't really leave like this.

Beidou muttered a spell, and all those weird things were moved to the other side.

Then……

"There's really nothing." Beidou's mouth twitched.

"What does this guy mean?" Nandou was also confused.

The two old guys have been hermits for hundreds of years. Even if they were very smart in the past, their brains have become dull after so many years. If it were a modern person here, they would definitely know that there is something weird and there is probably some conspiracy.

But the first thing the two old guys thought of was 'Is this guy really an honest and good person?'.

They shook their heads. Although the two old guys were a bit mentally retarded, they were not convinced that Xing Ming was really 'honest'.

"Hey~ there's actually another sentence here." Nan Dou discovered the New World again.

Beidou wanted to look at the ground, and sure enough, after removing those weird things, there was another sentence on the ground.

"Some idiots always don't like to believe what others say. Don't think about it. I'm talking about you two old idiots."

Nandou & Beidou: "..."

"I'm going to kill him!"*2

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At the same time, Xing Ming, who was walking in the woods, suddenly sneezed.

"Is that beautiful woman missing me again?" Xing Ming rubbed his nose, then looked at the time displayed on the Lord God's watch on his hand, "It's about time there was some sound~"

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Here in Nan Beidou, after being teased by Xing Ming, they were angry and wanted to go to Xing Ming to settle the score, but the two of them suddenly smelled a strange smell.

"Old Bei... what is this?" Nandou suddenly pointed at one of the strange things and asked Beidou.

"I don't know," Beidou shook his head, "but the smell seems to come from this thing."

Nandou nodded, he also smelled the strange smell.

"Hey, there is a line of words on it, what... timed self-igniting fireworks? Um..." Beidou didn't understand what timed self-igniting fireworks were, but she suddenly had a very bad feeling.

"Oops, run!" The two old men looked at each other and hurriedly ran out of the house.

But it seems that there is not enough time...

"Boom~~~~~" an extremely violent explosion.

Xing Ming in the distance chuckled proudly.

So it's terrible to be uneducated. Two old guys don't even know the smell of gunpowder.

Xing Ming carries the kind of earthen bombs that need to be ignited, but although bombs all need to be ignited, fireworks are different.

In order to be able to install magic sticks in this world, Xing Ming specially brought several types of fireworks when he came. The timed natural fireworks are one of them. Since he wants to install magic sticks, it turns out that those fireworks on earth are not in line with Xing Ming's

Yes, these fireworks that can self-ignite on time are products of future technology.

I didn't expect it to be of great use here.

And the weird things those teams have there are naturally all kinds of soil bombs.

I hope those two old guys don't die like this.
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