Chapter 276; Hulk, Dad loves me
"Humans, a kind of low-level intelligent life, weak and incompetent." This is the evaluation of humanity in the hearts of all the dark elf warriors. After all, compared with their nemesis Asgard, human beings are really too weak. These creatures simply do not even have the qualifications to escape.
The dark elf warriors are unscrupulously damaging and harvesting ordinary people's lives. The two powerful guys were dragged by the king, so they would not worry.
And at this moment, they met a human who had not escaped, a little black-haired girl with something like a detector stuck behind her, but it emitted a wave of magic.
"Kill her." Commander Agm's pupils shrank, and he quickly ordered the dark elves under his command, that he was the guy who transformed into a curse warrior and communicated with Loki with the knife that was finally hammered by Thor in his head. Because his soul was not destroyed, he was resurrected by Malekis using Ether.
Therefore, he naturally knew that the little girl in front of him was difficult to deal with and had to get rid of this hidden danger for the king. However, these dark elf warriors who received the order had just taken a step forward. The gravity generator suddenly emitted a wave of light, and then these dark elf warriors disappeared in batches.
"Witch, what did you do to them?" Commander Agm couldn't help but be shocked and angry when he saw this.
"Nothing? I'm just sending them a map with a higher difficulty factor." Luna said with a smile.
"Witch, humans cannot compare with our tribe at all. No matter what kind of battlefield, all they can hear is the wailing of your tribe." Hearing this, Agm couldn't help but settle down and turned on the communication, and then he heard the terrifying shouts of countless dark elves.
"What's going on with these people? Why can someone get fire all over his body like a fire giant? Someone can summon lightning, and that person's eyes can also emit lasers."
"Sir, please support. The human beings used to have metal claws, and they will become more and more energetic if they can't kill them."
"We're almost out of reach, the earthlings are so terrible..."
"You..." This mutational style made Agm confused instantly. It was obvious that it was easy to deal with these earthlings just now. Is it... In addition to ordinary humans, there is also a kind of super earthlings on Earth. Thinking of this, Agm feels more and more reliable, which can also explain why the witch in front of him and that human youth are so powerful.
Thinking of this, Agm became more and more afraid of Luna's gaze. This super earthling must die, otherwise it might become a huge trouble for the king.
"My warriors, it's time to be loyal to the king." Agm glanced at the more than ten elite warriors following behind him, and took out a blood blade containing the aura of curses and stabbed it into his heart.
The power of the curse erupted, Agm growled in pain, his body began to become stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and two horns grew on his head. Only the super dark elf cursed warriors can deal with super earthlings.
"Witch, you have to pay the price for the deceased dark elf warriors." Agm stared at Luna coldly and approached Luna with more than a dozen cursed warriors.
"I'm not interested in consuming you." Luna couldn't use too much power, and she still wanted to keep it for her to kill Malekis. As for these muscular "tawks", someone happened to be good at dealing with them.
The teleportation has been successfully tested, so let’s try reverse teleportation. After obtaining the positions of the two guys through Professor X’s feedback, Luna immediately pressed the remote control button.
"Bang~!" Two huge muscle monsters, one red and one green, suddenly appeared behind Luna. At this time, these two guys were completely confused when facing this sudden teleportation.
"Roar~!" Seeing so many aircraft in the sky bombing, Hulk subconsciously roared.
"What the hell is called? Have you forgotten what I taught you? You stupid guy~!" The red giant Ross frowned and kicked the Hulk in the ass.
He has been training Hulk for this period of time, and after this period of contact, Ross has also learned that Hulk is not an unintentional monster, but his rationality is only about two or three years old. His so-called destructive behavior is actually the same as a child's tantrum.
Then Ross's father started class. What should I do if the child is disobedient? Just bet. What should I do if I am disobedient? Just bet to death.
A filial son appeared under the stick. Ross hoped that he could open Hulk's mind and shape his three views, so that Hulk's rampage would not become a disaster again. At the same time, Ross, who was born in the army, also taught Hulk some fighting skills. After all, Hulk fights are really no different from children, which really makes Ross unable to see it.
Hulk, who was kicked by Ross, could only cover half of his butt at this moment, with a look of grievance on his face, and had no intention of anger or resistance. For a two or three-year-old child, father is heaven and earth, and is an absolutely invincible and challenging existence.
Therefore, after being beaten, he could only subconsciously reflect on himself. Soon he had reached the height of the bench and thought about the problem. Before damaging, he had to ask his father for instructions.
"Instructor, I want to masturbate." At this time, Hulk looked at the aircraft flying by the sky, and his eyes flashed with longing. He really wanted to jump to the highest building and shoot all these planes down.
But when he heard this, Ross raised his eyebrows and kicked Hulk. "Who asked you to call me the instructor? It's not training time now, call me dad."
"Dad, Hulk knows." Hulk covered his butt with both hands and said with a grievance.
Seeing Hulk's look aggrieved but dare not get angry, Ross felt so happy, especially the saying "Dad..." and so on, it seemed that something was wrong. At this time, Ross seemed to have thought of something again, and then his mood quickly became irritable.
"Who asked you to call Dad? Do you think I will allow it? Stop dreaming, call me sir~!" Ross yelled at Hulk.
Hulk: "〒▽〒~!"
Wow~!! Dad really doesn’t love me.
"Hey, now is not the time for domestic violence. Have you already understood the situation?" Luna couldn't even see it from the side and reminded her.
At this time, Ross suddenly paused, as if he was sensing something, and then his eyes regained his spirit. "The professor just sent me a message, so that's it. It's an alien invasion again. These damn aliens are really obsessed with the earth."
Looking at the cursed warriors, Ross didn't feel clenched his fists. A soldier from the old era should fight to defend his country, while a soldier from the interstellar era should be ashamed of internal struggles between mankind and die to protect the honor of all mankind.
"Stop crying." Thinking of this, Ross looked at the only soldier in his hand and his eyes softened. "Is it okay to take you to beat the bad guys and then masturbate together?"
"Okay~!" Hulk wiped his nose when he heard this, and his crying gradually weakened.
"There are two more super earthlings." At this time, Agm looked at Hulk and Ross, and his expression became serious, and things became even more troublesome.
"Fast and win, you can stop the red one first, I will deal with this green one." After Agm said that, he rushed towards Hulk. In his heart, more than a dozen cursed warriors surrounded the red one together. Even if they couldn't win, it would be easy to block it. But when he cleaned up the green one, he would beat the red one together.
The guy in front of me looked like a mentally retarded. Look at the cowardly he was crying, and he didn't even wipe his nose clean. Is it safe to win with just one wave of a fight? And as long as he successfully kills this weak person, there is nothing to be afraid of.
"Roar~!" However, when the dark elf commander rushed forward, Hulk, who was originally crying with tears in his eyes and cried with snot, suddenly became terrifying in an instant, just like a harmless child who suddenly turned into a peerless ferocious beast.
It's okay if your father hit me, but you dare to hit me, who do you think you are? Hulk, who was so angry, exploded instantly, clenched his fists, and the power like a volcano erupted on Agm.
"Boom~!" Agm, who was as if he was hit by a meteorite, crashed into three buildings one after another with the sound boom, and finally stopped the car.
With just one punch, Agm was already severely injured, and it was very difficult to stand up. At this moment, Hulk suddenly roared and fell from the sky, stomped Agm's head with one foot, and then spit out with disdain.
Chapter completed!