Chapter two hundred and fortieth; sign a contract with me
"The devil never cooperates with anyone, nor does he trust so-called allies. We only make transactions, while the businessmen only believe in this." Mephisto smiled and suddenly took out a piece of parchment from his arms.
"Sa~! Sign a contract with me and become a horse monkey.......... Sorry, I've gotten used to talking. I've recently stopped my Earth business and lost a lot of money, so I had to start some new businesses in other worlds."
Mephisto embarrassingly took back the parchment, fumbled in his arms for a while, and found a new contract.
"It seems that what you have been through recently is really not easy." Lu Yifang took the contract speechlessly, picked up Luna and watched it with him. Of course, he did not forget to let Colson take a photo and send it out to S.H.E.L.D.
"Colson, immediately ask Fury to find a group of negotiating experts and psychological experts. Of course, don't forget to consult with the senior magicians who were on vacation, let them analyze it carefully, and then give me a reply." Lu Yifang ordered to Colson.
"You do this and I'm very trustworthy." Looking at Lu Yifang's big fanfare, Mephisto said sadly, just a word of trust between man and devil.
"What are your routines in this contract? Don't you know a little bit of a b-degree in your heart?" Lu Yifang glanced at Mephisto. It is true that as the Lord of Hell, Mephisto would never regret it once he signed the contract, but this did not prevent him from taking advantage of the loopholes not mentioned in the contract and turning the result to the direction he wanted.
"Only those idiots and little brats who have not experienced the world will believe in the devil's promise."
"Ahem~!" Hearing this, Johnny, who had transformed from the Ghost Knight, coughed unconsciously.
"Don't cough, I'm talking about you." Lu Yifang poured a can of cold water on Johnny without looking back.
"The contract says that you provide us with information about Locke, and we are responsible for kicking this guy back to hell or killing him directly, but you didn't say what our reward was?" Luna raised her head and said.
"This is a win-win situation, why do I have to pay for it?" Mephisto and Luna looked at each other for a while, but finally lost. "Okay, the Dark Book is yours as a reward. I won't be asking for it back."
"It's not easy for you to get it back." Luna said contemptuously. Now that Mephisto's injury has not healed, his clone has rebelled, and his old nest is also being remembered by other bigwigs in hell. How can he have the kung fu to take the Dark Divine Book?
But even so, Luna still asked Mephisto to add this to the contract. After all, it is better to have it than not.
"The meaning of this part is a bit vague..." So in the next half day, Lu Yifang, who gathered a group of experts, and Luna supervised the situation on the side and attached a lot of supplementary terms and instructions, finally signed the contract.
"This is really the most cowardly contract I have signed. As a customer, I really want to blacklist you." Mephisto looked at Lu Yifang and said with a depressed look on his face.
"That's really not honorable." Lu Yifang had already regarded Mephisto's complaint as praise. "Then tell us about Locke now. This guy betrayed you. Why do you have to run to the earth, not other places? He should be very clear that you have lost your grudge on the earth."
"Of course it is to harvest souls and strengthen one's strength. Otherwise, with his current strength, how could he be my opponent in hell?" Mephisto put away the contract and said proudly.
"I have to say that the earth is so perfect for the devil now. The whole world is filled with confusion, misunderstanding and chaos, just like the last darkness before dawn, and it is delicious all over the place for the devil."
Mephisto took a deep breath, a look of intoxication appeared on his face, and there was a hint of regret and unwillingness in his eyes. If he hadn't been injured, it would have been Locke's turn to jump around.
"Okay, the earth is not very peaceful now, but it shouldn't be as chaotic and dark as it should be." Lu Yifang interrupted.
"That's just that your starting point is wrong. You are looking at the material aspect, while the devil is more concerned with the spiritual aspect. Simply put, in the eyes of the devil, the Renaissance era is much more chaotic than the two world wars.
The devil likes to play with the soul, and now in this era where aliens have come to the earth one after another and the increasing number of psychics, many people’s views have been broken. Faced with this rapidly changing world, those who cannot keep up with the times will become confused in their subconscious minds, and this type of person is often the easiest to be seduced."
Mephisto said, looking at Colson, Melinda and even Lu Yifang, laughing meaningfully. "Even you, the people who are at the forefront of the times, have the possibility of taking advantage of the situation. Don't forget that the greater the ability, the greater the desire."
After suddenly gaining powerful power, even without the temptation of the devil, many people are likely to have their inner demons, which is also the human beings on Earth seen by Mephisto. The current human society is undergoing the most drastic changes in history. It is obvious that before human civilization enters the interstellar era, this chaotic ideology is difficult to unify.
While Lu Yifang was in deep thought because of these words, Mephisto suddenly came over and said softly in a very seductive devil voice; "So, as the strongest level 5 mutant on the earth, the initiator and promoter of this change of the times, what do you think of getting? What do you desire the most in your heart?"
"Is something I long for?" As he chewed these words, Lu Yifang suddenly raised his head and said with a firm look on his face; "I long for **~!"
Mephisto: "······"
Is this guy funny guy sent by monkeys to fight me? It's simply unreasonable. Mephisto, who was depressed, felt that he might as well just add this guy to the customer blacklist. Although this guy has a good potential and is a very attractive soul, Mephisto is worried that if he had contacted this guy for a while, his dignified Lord of Hell would be depressed and suffering from depression.
"Your face looks ugly. Did I say the wrong thing?" Looking at Mephisto, whose face is ugly than eating a fly, Lu Yifang showed a "simple" apologetic smile.
"Sorry, as a gentleman, I am just loyal to my true heart." Lu Yifang clenched his fists and knocked on the table, and the expression on his face became sacred. "Don't talk about anything like money, power, and power. I long for **. Whether it's from a to f, or from loli to young women, there are all elf beasts and angels. In short, no matter what contract is without **~!"
Mephisto; "(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!"
If you pretend, you will continue to pretend, and you will still be so arrogant. Even if you are like you, you dare to call yourself a gentleman. As an old gentleman, I don’t want to be with you so-called gentleman.
In a word, I will not talk to you anymore. You have been included in the blacklist of customers in hell forever. After the deal is negotiated, you will get as far as you can. I will never want to see you again in my life.
Chapter completed!