Chapter 151 Just this little pee
The two brothers Zhang Ying and Zhang Xiu followed Zhou Chengye for a long time and learned a lot of "bad". Not to mention that they often have some funny catchphrases, such as "I'll wipe", "I'll throw away his mother", "I scolded the next door", and "You sister", just say that their various means of regulating people are derived from Zhou Chengye's true teachings.
Zeng Qiliang just told them to pay attention to various hidden weapons that harmed people on Huangcheng's two heroes, but these two guys were curious. Not only did they break the two unlucky assassins into "white pigs", but they also found two sour and smelly foot-binding cloths from somewhere and stuffed them directly into the mouth of the two heroes.
The Zhang brothers asked someone to raise a few torches, and each held a long torch in his hands, and clamped out the harmful things from the two heroes' clothes one by one. Because the torch extended the length of their arms and was made of pure steel, these two guys didn't have to worry about being pierced by any sharp weapon or being infected by poisonous substances.
Zhang Xiu, who looked full of advisory, carefully picked up a cylindrical hidden weapon that could fire poison needles, turned his head to ask Liu Mingchang, who was smiling on his face, and said, "Master Liu, what is this thing for?"
"This is a vicious hidden weapon that can emit bone-transmissive nails. As long as the bad guy holds the handle of the syringe, aims the spray port at someone else, and then presses the transmitter spring, you can shoot the opponent in fifteen steps. If the poison nail is fed highly toxic, then the opponent's fate can be imagined!"
In order to make everyone beware of something in the future, Liu Mingchang simply gathered all the guards who did not take on the alert task and patiently held an on-site "introduction meeting" for everyone.
After hearing Liu Mingchang's introduction, Zhang Xiu immediately said with some concern: "Oh! This thing is so vicious. Wouldn't the brothers who were hit by An Qingzi just now be in danger?"
"You just thought of it! Several brothers who were caught have applied medicine, so it should be fine. This vicious hidden weapon is the last method of saving lives by the thief. How could it be easily used on ordinary people?"
"Then why are you not hitting the attack just now?" Zhang Ying asked curiously.
"Get out of here! I wish I was hit, are you?" Liu Mingchang glared at Zhang Ying with annoyance, and then said, "I deserve this thief to be unlucky today. I actually met the old opponent of Senior Brother Zeng. Before he could use these things, he was subdued by you. It's really atrocity to think about it!"
"Then what is this round guy?" Zhang Ying carefully picked up a ball-like object similar to the size of an egg, black and heavy, and asked Liu Mingchang for advice.
Before Liu Mingchang could answer, Zeng Qiliang, who appeared outside the crowd at some point, said lightly: "This kind of thing was called a white phosphorus bomb by the two thieves in Huangcheng. It is made of a mixture of white phosphorus and gunpowder. It is wrapped with a black hard shell. As long as you shake your hands now, drop this thing to the ground, it will explode violently and make people temporarily blind. If you don't believe it, you can give it a try!"
After listening to Zeng Qiliang's introduction, Zhang Yan's hand shook. Haoxuan almost dropped the white phosphorus bomb to the ground.
The "two heroes of Huangcheng" who had been in the world for twenty years were peeled into pigs by the boy who had not grown both hairs, and then tied them into rice dumplings and threw them on the cold mud. The tears flowed out of cold eyes and noses. The more miserable they looked, the more miserable they were. The snot they hung on their faces was really frozen, but the tears were aggrieved.
Huangcheng's two heroes stared at Zeng Qiliang and the Zhang brothers with infinite resentment. If they could really kill people, I was afraid that Zhang Yan and Zhang Xiu, who were facing their backs to them, would have been dismantled. Although Zeng Qiliang hated these two accomplices who had been employed by their enemies and chased them thousands of miles away, he still couldn't bear to see that the Zhang brothers deliberately vented their anger for him. So he asked someone to take a few pieces of felt and covered them with the two people who were trembling in the cold.
After the Zhang brothers studied all the bull and yellow dog treasures on Huang Cheng's two heroes, Zeng Qiliang could no longer bear to look down, so he simply ran to the woods far away to chat with his two fellow senior brothers.
It was already dawn at this time, and no matter how brave the assassin was, he would not dare to show up, so he no longer had to worry about the safety of the camp.
Why did Zeng Qiliang leave? Because he knew that the Zhang brothers were at best "little demons" with only a little horn on their heads, and the "big demon" who had never appeared all night long. He was about to wake up.
After the "big demon" was caught, he only said a few words. He almost scared the mouse to death. This time someone dared to assassinate late at night and fell into his hands. How could he have a good ending?
As Zeng Qiliang expected, Zhou Chengye, who had been sleeping all night, finally woke up slowly in Yang Yuyao's warm and fragrant embrace. Yang Yuyao, who had been listening to the movement outside the tent in the middle of the night, saw Zhou Chengye taking action, and unconsciously thrust the little brother under his crotch with his head held high and practicing in the morning, and immediately cursed in his heart, "Little pervert!"
"Hey, what's wrong outside? I was chattering early in the morning. Cheng Ren and Cheng Yi were two little bastards who were really unwilling to let the uncle sleep!" Zhou Chengye opened his sleepy eyelids and said to himself.
"Puff!" Yang Yuyao finally couldn't help laughing. "You, you can really sleep! Two assassins came to the camp in the middle of the night, and were captured by Uncle Xiang and Cheng Yi and Cheng Ren were taking the lead in interrogation!"
"What? There is really an assassin!" Zhou Chengye was shocked when he heard this. He jumped out of the warm quilt, but found that the belt was hanging on the head of the little brother with his head raised, otherwise the loose pajamas would have fallen off the spot.
Zhou Chengye hurriedly bent down and lifted his pants up and tied them up. Then he grimaced at Yang Yuyao, who was blushing with a smirk, put on a thick coat and crawled out of the tent.
"What a shameless shameless..." Yang Yuyao cursed here, but she didn't know what words to use to express the meaning in her heart. After thinking for a long time, she finally spit out the last two words - Little Thief!
Shameless little thief, shameless little thief who specializes in stealing his daughter's heart!
The shameless little thief with an excited face ran to the "interrogation scene", used his big white feet without shoes to lift the felt covering the two heroes of Huangcheng, looked up and down carefully, and then curled his lips and said something that almost made the two heroes vent their anger on the spot.
"I'll just rub it! Just a little capital? I dare to assassinate you!" After saying this, Zhou Chengye raised his foot and rubbed his old faces on Huang Cheng's two heroes a few times.
The Zhou family members who were watching nearby were depressed. Being an assassin had nothing to do with the size of his little brother, right? Besides, the two unlucky guys in Huangcheng were frozen for about an hour. Even if there was a dragon under his crotch, he might have been frozen into a worm now, right?
"I am the main person you are looking for. You must hate me now, right?" Zhou Chengye directly ignored the two people lying on the ground and stared at their eyes hard, and continued: "Sometimes I am very patient, sometimes I am very impatient. In the early morning, I haven't gotten up yet and haven't washed up, so I don't have the patience now, so you can hear what I'm going to say carefully!"
"Which bastard sent you to assassinate me? Who informed you that I was in Qujiangchi? If you tell me honestly, I will save you two dogs' lives; if you don't tell me honestly, Mashan will let you experience the wonderful taste of winter swimming!"
The two heroes of Huangcheng suffered a great humiliation. How could they easily explain it to the words of threatening on Tuesday? They pressed their eyes tightly, with an expression of wanting to kill and tear them.
Zhou Chengye said with an evil look on his face: "Hehe, I guess these two guys don't know what winter swimming means. Chengren and Chengyi, go and prepare well. We will give them a good bath in a while!"
Since Zhou Chengye came, Zhang Ying and Zhang Xiu looked at how to deal with these two guys who were unwilling to explain on Tuesday. Now, when they heard that they were going to "winter swimming" for Huangcheng's two heroes, their eyes suddenly lit up and they went to prepare with a smile.
Soon, Zhang Ying and Zhang Xiu were ready.
Huangcheng's two heroes who were just "big light pigs" were already dressed, and each person had been filled with soju. They were placed flat in an empty tent, and only Zhou Chengye, Zhang brothers and curious Liu Mingchang were left in the account.
Beside the two heroes, there was a bucket and a thick stack of yellow straw paper that was originally used to wipe their butts.
Zhang Ying carefully put the yellow straw paper into the bucket and soaked it, while Zhang Xiu gently pasted the yellow straw paper with water on the face of the two heroes.
The smelly cloth inside the two males' mouths had been taken out, but they were replaced with tough beef tendon ropes, which separated their upper and lower jaws so that they would not chew their tongues.
Zhou Chengye squatted aside, put his hands on the two heroes' neck and carotid artery, and grasped the beating of their hearts at any time to prevent them from suffocating them to death.
As the water-dipped yellow straw paper was covered on the face layer by layer, the two heroes of Huangcheng became more and more difficult to breathe. Later, they could hardly absorb any air, so they felt stiff all over and were about to suffocate and die.
Zhou Chengye felt that the two heroes were about to be unable to hold on, so he hurriedly said: "Stop! Uncover the paper!"
The two heroes, who were already in a dying state, had more than a dozen thick layers of yellow straw paper on their faces, and finally sucked the air, so they gradually slowed down.
"Come again!" A devil-like voice suddenly rang in the ears of the two heroes, and one of them was scared and fainted.
Zhou Chengye then asked Zhang Yan to loosen the bull tendon rope for another trembling guy so that he could speak.
"Grandpa Zhou, Zhou Zuzong, I said, I said everything! Please don't put paper on my face anymore!"
"Tsk, it turns out that there is only a little urine! I thought I would have to be muddy twice or three times before I could get it, but I couldn't stand it once!" Zhou Chengye complained dissatisfied.
Liu Mingchang, who was watching the execution, heard Zhou Tuesday's words and his face turned pale and he quickly ran out of the tent. Piaotian, a registered literary member, recommended this work
Chapter completed!