When we arrived at Juzhuang, we saw the manager, Eunuch Li, who was organizing a funeral at the door. Li Shuli, the magistrate, was also helping to keep accounts. When Eunuch Li saw us, his face suddenly darkened. He said sharply, "You two have the face to come here?"

I said you are so strange. Today is Eunuch Feng’s happy day. After all, we will meet each other. If my brothers don’t come, wouldn’t we seem to be polite?

As soon as these words came out, some of the eunuchs who were still alive in Juzhuang were angry. However, Feng Linggan was dead and they were no longer vicious. Instead, there were a few people in the world who were loyal to Feng Linggan, full of indignation, urged them up, cursed, and prepared to take action.

Eunuch Li snorted coldly, what a happy day?

I said that's not it. Today, Eunuch Feng was in funeral, and he got rid of the sufferings on earth and rushed to the Western Paradise. Isn't it a day of great joy or a day of great sorrow? Do you want Eunuch Feng to enter the eighteenth level of hell after his death?

This sentence left Eunuch Li speechless.

However, suddenly someone next to him said in a very awkward official language, this is awkward. How could he go to the Western Paradise after Eunuch Feng’s death? I have confirmed with the priest that he is on his way to heaven!

The speaker is blonde and blue-eyed, wearing a godfather. I heard that Feng Linggan was in funeral this time and invited foreigners to do rituals. I guess this is the person. He nodded to Eunuch Li and said, "In the Lower Harry Po, he is a missionary in Great Britain. I heard that Eunuch Feng has returned to heaven, so I came to pray."

Not long after, another monk came, and came over and said angrily, Harry Po, you are so bold, you are actually here to grab business with us!

Harry Po was very confident and said that it was the prefect who invited me to come, and that your temple and rituals were not useful. If you want to go to heaven, you must believe in my Lord.

At this time, Li Shuli rushed over and paid a lot of money to the manager, Eunuch Li, in the past two days. The 300 taels of silver allocated by the yamen had already spent 700 to 800 yuan. We discussed that monks, Taoists and Yang had already done rituals for three days, and today we only had enough money to do one.

Eunuch Li said, then use foreign things. As the saying goes, foreign monks can chant scriptures. Eunuch Feng liked rare things before his death. This time we left, let’s choose Harripo.

Harry Po looked proud, but the monks and monks in the monks' rituals were not happy.

The Taoist priest said, I heard that the rules of your foreigners, those who die suddenly and those who commit suicide cannot go to heaven!

When Eunuch Li heard this, he hesitated and said, "Is this really the case?"

When Harripo heard this, he was anxious and said, as long as the money is in place, even the Father of Heaven will be able to walk through the door of convenience.

The monk said that he used foreigners' things to go to foreigners' paradise. Eunuch Feng didn't know foreign language, so I'm afraid he would not be able to adapt to the local environment!

Taoist priests also said, that is, if you want to do this ritual, you have to do local rituals. Buddhism and foreign religions are both imported products, and there are too many dregs. I suggest you still go through Taoist ritual packages. Today, you can also get a discount for fractures. Our team provides one-stop service, professional ritual funerals for 30 years, cry with all your heart, cry with all your heart, and don’t have to pay if you don’t make a sound!

When Zhang Youqian was happy when he heard this, he took out three hundred taels of silver bills from his arms. Today, I will sponsor Eunuch Feng’s ritual meeting, but I can only choose one, Buddhism, Taoism, and foreign religion. You all tell me what great skills do you have. As long as you say it well, you will do this ritual.

Harripo Avenue, we have God!

Taoist Taoist, we have the Three Pure Ones!

The monks say that we have the Tathagata Buddha!

Harripo: We have Thor!

Taoist priest: We have Thunder God and Lightning Mother!

The monk said: We have five powerful thunder and lightning bodhisattvas.

Harripo: Our slogan is Hallelujah!

Taoist Taoist: Our slogan is Wuliang Tianzun!

The monk said: Our slogan is, there is no tooth decay! Oh, no, it is Amitabha!

Zhang Youqian pointed to the monk, you, eliminated. The monk was dissatisfied and asked, why? Zhang Youqian said that such a simple thing is not answered correctly. If you recite the wrong sutra and Eunuch Feng took the wrong path, is it you or I responsible?

The monk fell down.

Harry Po and the Taoist priest began a new round of radical changes. What do you have the sea god Poseidon, I have the Dragon King of the Four Seas, etc. The two compared their respective gods, but they didn't decide the outcome!

In the silly battle, the Taoist priest suddenly turned against the rules and said, "You Western gods are too chaotic, and you can do anything chaotic, which is a bad thing!"

Harripo is not inferior to you. He said, "You dragon has nine sons, and the nine sons are different. You say that we are gods and immortals are doing things randomly, and you Dragon King is not just doing things randomly, so you are simply not picky!"

These two people were verbally fighting, and finally Harry Po was even better. He asked a question, which completely stumped the Taoist priests. We Zeus have dozens of sons, how many of your Jade Emperors have? Zhang Youqian made the decision on the spot and gave Harry Po’s 300 taels of silver, saying, OK, you will recite this sutra.

Harripo held the silver notes and his eyes were almost falling out, saying, "Okay, okay, okay, official, don't worry, we will do our best to bless Eunuch Feng to enter heaven."

Zhang Youqian shook his head, noisy! Come on whatever you want, come on the fun, I don’t want to go to heaven, and I can recite whatever I want, it’s best to get lost in his soul. I don’t care about this, but there is one thing, if the person who comes to mourn is unhappy, I will ask you to take back the money.

Harripo Avenue, I got the order! After saying that, I took a few assistant priests to discuss and arrange the matter below.

I and Zhang Youqian followed the money, and I gave me 666 ounces. Zhang Youqian was not vague and gave me 250 ounces.

Everyone came to pay their respects one after another. In addition to the people in the world and the well-known local figures, as well as the victims of the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau's debts, they also came to pay their respects with a sad face.

We came to Juzhuang. Because there were too many people participating, the mourning hall was placed in the courtyard. An ebony coffin was placed in the center of the spiritual platform, with white veils and white curtains everywhere. The mourning couplets written in white paper and white silk are nothing more than scenes such as Eunuch Feng’s eternal and sound and appearance.

Feng Linggan's body was lying in the coffin.

The prefect of Jinling presided over the memorial service and commented on Feng Linggan's life.

Then, there was the cemetery arranged by Haribo. Everyone saw Haribo bringing a few foreign servants and a few Ming people, wearing strange costumes, to the courtyard, and they all started to discuss. A pair of foreign musicians brought various instruments to the stage, followed by people holding suona, drums, bonzi, gongs, cymbals and other blowing and hitting instruments.

A thin man with a Shanxi accent said, Brother Nian, I have heard that after a person dies, he should find a respected and virtuous master to be a master of water and land. However, this is the first time I have seen a foreigner's Dharma Assembly. I don't know what tricks I can come up with. I am really looking forward to it!

A man in green said, "Young brother, you don't know anything about this." The scriptures that foreigners recite are called the Bible!"

The thin man said, what a classic?

Man in Qing: Bible!

The thin man said, I'll ask you what kind of sutra? (Note)

The man in green waved his hand and couldn't communicate with you.

Harripo came to the central government of Taiwan and stood up. He said, "Today, we are here to attend the memorial service of Feng Linggan. Eunuch Feng is loyal to the country and the court, loyal and kind, and today we are far away. We miss it. For this reason, we have carefully prepared a grand ceremony to dedicate it to everyone here. Please enjoy the foreign Ping drama "Li Ersao Remarried".

Harripo opened his mouth in his freshman year, with a mouth full of Hebei accent. At this time, a gust of wind blew, Harripo was not careful. The golden wig was blown away by the wind, revealing his black hair. Seeing such an inappropriate performance, everyone burst into laughter.

Just then, I suddenly felt someone moving in the black coffin!
Chapter completed!