Chapter 135 If you don't blow it, you will die.
Prostitutes, thieves, thieves, and sages are called the four oldest industries, representing different desires of human beings. Prostitutes are *, thieves are greed, thieves are violent, and sages are conspiracy. As the first of the four arts, prostitutes culture has been highly respected since ancient times. Prostitutes are divided into official prostitutes, private prostitutes, family prostitutes, etc. In the Ming Dynasty, literati and officials, it became a trend for major families to acquire prostitutes and penetrated into the corners of society.
When we arrived at Yihongyuan, it was already evening, and the lights were on, which was the season for guests. In addition, the number of people in the Jianghu City in Haining City has increased sharply recently, and now we are declaring war with the Netherworld Sect. These Jianghu people are young and energetic, and the firepower is strong, so Yihongyuan has become the best place for nighttime entertainment.
A guy was sharp-eyed and recognized Li Chaojie, and hurriedly came forward to greet him, "Accuser Li... Mr. Li hasn't come some days, you're so coincidental. Today is the place for Xiao Fengxian, the top brand in Yihongyuan, but you're here.
I glanced at Li Chaojie and said you are still a regular visitor. Li Chaojie laughed, "You are not romantic, but you are a young man, Lord Su, please."
When I arrived at the lobby on the second floor, I sat by the window. Looking from above, I happened to see the first floor pavilion. I said to Xiaoyao and the other immortals, I would like to treat you today, so I can eat something delicious, even if I order it.
The two immortals Xiaoyao came for the first time. They were very excited and said that they could order whatever they tasted good?
I nodded.
The facial paralysis monster shouted, let’s start with five braised pork and five donkey meat roasted!
Wumei Gui said, "You whisper, it's not good to be seen by people when you order such a luxurious thing."
When a diner next to him heard it, he burst into laughter. Some people said that when they grew up, they heard that they could order braised cooked food in Yihongyuan.
I wanted to know these two people, but Li Chaojie broke the siege and said that there were a plate of melon seeds, candied fruits, and four meats and four vegetables to choose exquisite ones. The guy shouted, "Okay, but he didn't leave." Li Chaojie said he wouldn't prepare yet?"
The guy hesitated and said, "I'm going to hide it from you, there are many people in the world in recent days, and many people have been drinking too much, so the shopkeeper asked to order food and pay the money first, and then serve the food. But you are a distinguished guest in our Yihongyuan...
I took out the voucher given by Madam Liu, threw it on the table, and said, even though it was.
The guy took a look and said, "Oh my goodbye, we can only spend fifty taels of vouchers at a time."
Li Chaojie said it was outrageous and called out your mother Liu. The guy said embarrassedly, "My mother Liu went to Nangong Mansion to do business and would not come back later." I took out a hundred taels of silver and handed it over, saying that we are here just for fun, so we should go and prepare the dishes quickly."
The guy asked again, how many masters, should you eat meat or vegetarian food tonight?
I know the hidden words of the world. I don’t know if it’s because of his thin-skinnedness or other reasons, an independent jargon has also developed in the brothel, which is a bit like the Chinese Spring Festival. The meaning of eating vegetarian food is to order a few girls, drink and sing, and those who eat meat are fighting in close combat.
When the two immortals Xiaoyao heard this, they picked the meat.
I said I would like to have a few vegetarian dishes, and I would eat too much at night and the other immortals of Xiaoyao shook their heads and said, "That's not OK, we can't have any meat." I said, "Aren't you two practicing boy skills? Are you afraid of ejaculation of Yuanyang and breaking your golden body?"
The two immortals Xiaoyao said you should take care of it.
Not long after, a few dressed girls came. I thought to myself that the small place was a small place. In the four beauty of Qinhuai in Jinling City, in the capital, the heaven and earth, the country was fragrant. Although the girl from Haining Mansion was not ugly, she was much inferior to those two places.
The two immortals of Xiaoyao were so scared that they hid behind, don’t come over. The two girls smiled and said, “What are you afraid of? We won’t eat you.” The two immortals of Xiaoyao said, “You come over, we will tear you down.” Seeing this, I was afraid that someone would cause a murder here, so I fired a few girls in a row, saying that we could only eat some wine and food.”
After drinking three or five cups, I heard someone shouting at the table not far away, now all the heroes in the world gather in Haining Mansion. Let’s raise our glasses together to honor our hero, Cuiyun Villa’s young owner, Young Master Cui Xia!
Looking in the voice, I thought it was a coincidence that it was not an enemy. On that table, there were Cui Yufeng, the young owner of Cuiyun Villa who was taught a lesson by us in the morning. However, the woman with high cheekbones named Liu Cui in Lu Liuju did not appear here.
Everyone raised their glasses and flattered them: Our Young Master Cui bravely entered Fengyun Island today and was rampant on the territory of the Demon Cult. Just as Guan Yunchang killed seven in and seven out on Changbanpo, I thanked him and heard about this and wished he could come to help!
Some people say, it’s not right. Zhao Zilong was the one who entered and exited Changbanpo in seven times.
Xie Jie said that we are not watching the same version. However, with today's battle, even if the Martial Saint is reborn, I am afraid that it will not be possible. It is really a hero. Everyone, let's ask Mr. Cui to tell us about the heroic deeds!
Everyone responded quickly.
Cui Yufeng's face was red and swollen and he could vaguely see the palm prints. However, our location was relatively remote and he did not notice us.
He raised his wine glass and said that today Cui can show off his skills at the headquarters of the Demon Cult today and kill 32 Demon Cult masters with one sword. In addition to Cui's own strength, it is mainly because evil cannot defeat justice! At that time, I was besieged by the Demon Cult masters. It was precisely because of this belief that I could use the unparalleled jade sword technique in our Cuiyun Villa.
Well said! Everyone shouted.
Cui Yufeng then said, of course, this is not my own credit. I also have to thank Mr. Li Si, the military advisor behind our League of Legends. I suggest this glass of wine to toast Mr. Li Si! Without his advice, Cui would not have achieved what he has today.
A middle-aged man dressed in a goatee-bearded and thin master said, "Young Master Cui has been awarded the award, all of which are well-organized by our League of Legends."
I felt a stern in my heart. This was the second time I heard about League of Legends.
On that day in Jinling City, Pang Tiande mentioned this League of Legends, saying that the Jiangnan Martial Arts Conference, all major sects in the Jianghu Lake joined the League of Legends, but later they found someone to investigate, but they did not get any news. After hearing this, he quickly regained his mind and listened intently.
After drinking a few drinks, Li Chaojie kept saying that he was in a hurry, so he went to Katyusha to learn foreign languages under his guidance.
It is also said that the boss is naturally a hero, but in the League of Legends, the one who really makes suggestions and mediates the execution is our Zhiduoxing Li Shishi Li Si. I dare to give the four words Li Si Si, please accept it with a smile!
Li Shishi asked, what four words!
That humanity is unparalleled.
Li Shishi laughed loudly, and even said the prize, but the expression on her face was very helpful.
The man said again, if it weren't for the three great strategists of our Heroes, Li Siye, Yang Yin and Xie Donglai, there would be no grand occasion today!
Cui Yufeng waved his hand and said, Yang Yin was just a dog from the Netherworld Sect, and Xie Donglai was a thug. He asked me to tell me that the real pillar of the League of Legends is Li Siye.
Li Shishi smiled slightly, and he was too rewarded, too rewarded.
At this time, a young swordsman asked, Master Cui, I have a question, I have seen Guizhuang's jade sword technique, it is indeed exquisite, but the sword move is suitable for singles, but not for group fights. I wonder which move you use to get rid of the demons with one sword today?
I sneered in my heart and thought to see how he can smooth things over.
The two immortals Xiaoyao obviously noticed Cui Yufeng and frowned, "Why are you so unlucky, you can meet this guy after drinking wine."
Cui Yufeng said, along the way, everyone said that there were so many masters of the Netherworld God Sect. How great is it? Today, our Cuiyun Villa went to Fengyun Island alone and found that these sects had the same martial arts. If we gave me more thirty people, we would be able to destroy them without the help of major sects.
When the two elders Xiaoyao heard this, they were about to lift the table. I stopped them and told them to be calm.
The young swordsman said, let alone Xu Ruonan, the leader of the Netherworld Sect, I heard that there are only two guardians, four elders, twelve practitioners, and thirty-six halls. They are all very powerful in martial arts, and two Xiaoyao and two ghosts, who are even more murderous.
Cui Yufeng laughed loudly, as the saying goes, seeing is true, hearing is false, people in the world are afraid that the demons have been in trouble for a long time, so brothers should not gain the prestige of others and destroy their ambitions.
The thin military advisor Li Shishi nodded. Even if the Netherworld Sect has three heads and six arms, it is not our opponent. In a few ten days, when our ten magic cannons arrive, within three days, Fengyun Island will surely become a ruin.
Divine machine cannon?
I was secretly surprised, what is the background of this League of Heroes, and how can it mobilize red-clothed cannons? In order to resist the Japanese pirates, the imperial court built artillery on the coast for a generation. Now there are only eighty gates in the Ming Dynasty, twenty of which are in the capital, and the rest are scattered among the major military forces.
Cui Yufeng said, "Does the magical cannons need to deal with these demons? As long as I am willing, I will give me a sword, a dog, and all the equipment will be picked up. I will kill Fengyun Island and turn them upside down."
Everyone who went to Fengyun Island with Cui Yufeng could not sit still. After hearing Cui Yufeng's words, they all swept their eyebrows and looked down, and they were so embarrassed.
The two immortals Xiaoyao couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table.
Everyone was scared and looked at it one after another.
Wumei Gui pointed at Cui Yufeng and said, "Boy, I want to see how you kill Fengyun Island."
Cui Yufeng probably was afraid of being beaten in the morning, so he subconsciously hid backwards. He realized that this was in Haining City rather than Fengyun Island, so he boldly said, brothers, these three people are monsters of the Demon Sect. Everyone came together, killed them, and practiced the way for heaven.
Before everyone could react, Xiaoyao and the other immortals clamped Cui Yufeng with a storm.
Cui Yufeng's face changed drastically, saying that this is Haining Mansion, and there are decent masters everywhere in the world. How dare you, the Demon Sect do whatever you want?
Xiaoyao and the two immortals said that you were so happy just now that you even used a sword to get rid of the demons. Where is your sword? Why don’t you take it out and take a look? I smiled and it seemed that someone’s sword broke in the morning and she cried bitterly.
Cui Yufeng said you two should not bully others too much.
With a slap, Cui Yufeng spit out two teeth.
The facial paralysis monster glanced at it and sighed, it's a pity that it's not ivory.
Wumeigui reached out to take a kerosene lamp, pulled out the wick, and poured a pot of lamp oil on Cui Yufeng's head. Cui Yufeng was already scared and forgot to resist. Immediately, Wumeigui lit a candle, wandered in front of Cui Yufeng, and acted to lit him.
Aren’t you very awesome? With a sword and a dog, you are about to break into our Fengyun Island. Let’s continue?
Seeing this, Cui Yufeng blew out the candle in one breath.
Wumei Gui lit a candle again, and Cui Yufeng blew it out again, and this happened four or five times.
The browless ghost finally got angry. Why do you blow? You will die if you don’t blow?
Chapter completed!