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018 Magicians have a talent for fooling around

"Two news, one good news, and one bad news." The queen said clearly.

When Gu Tie heard this, he sighed depressedly: "Oh, let's talk about bad news first."

"No, logically speaking, good news must be said first." The queen's tone was a little subtle.

"Really?" Gu Tie asked in confusion.

"Yes, only by listening to the good news first can the owner know how bad news is bad." said the queen bee.

"After you say this, I will not be in a good mood to listen to good news. Okay, what is the good news?" Gu Tie asked helplessly.

"During this period, the sisters often studied the astronomy, geography, historical folk customs, sea myths, iron clan legends, etc. Out of professional habits, I paid special attention to the knowledge of the field of mental control. I collected some interesting stories." The queen's tone gradually became calm and gentle, as if the narration of the animal world: "In ancient times, the Iron clan had many gods, like a complex large family. The Fire God was a rebellious god, like a ball of fire, trying to burn traditions all the time. Once, he competed with the forging god Thorin to see who was better at attracting believers. The Forging God is the main god, not only with superb skills, but also with a majesty that makes people worship. In terms of strength and charm, the Fire God was not as good as the Forging God, so he had to use his intelligence more."

Gu Tie was depressed when he heard this and hurriedly said, "There are wars outside and people are constantly dying. Can you go straight to the point?"

"It's about to come." The queen kept her calm and gentle magnetic voice and said slowly: "The Vulcan God Barkleon knew that he was head-on, so she asked for help from the forging god Solin. His lover was Feiyin, the medicine goddess of the three goddesses of life. She was also a rebellious and active god who liked to have fun. The medicine goddess and the Vulcan God joined forces to create an "addicted helmet". This involves a tradition of the Iron Clan in ancient times. At that time, the Iron Clan liked to drink with a helmet as a cup."

Gu Tie was impatient and interrupted, "'Addicted helmet' is an addicted wine glass that keeps making drugs. Is it?"

"The master is wise." The queen said respectfully.

"Give me a quicker, otherwise the matter will be over, and I will go back and fuck you so that you can't get out of bed for half a month." Gu Tie said angrily.

The queen was silent for a while and said slowly: "This will start slowly from 50,000 years ago..."

"Okay, I'll change the conditions and I won't fuck you after I go back for half a month." Gu Tie said.

The queen immediately said simply: "Putting the wine and blood into the helmet of addiction can transform into a medicinal wine. Let the iron man be in a trance and enter a sleepwalking state that seems to be sleepy but not sleepy, half-awake, which is what the master has seen. The competition between the God of Vulcan and the God of Forging was held in a city with unreliable faith. A few days before the competition, the goddess of medicine and the God of Vulcan secretly spread the medicinal wine. Let all the iron man sleepwalking. Speaking of this, the master can also guess the result. The key point is how to crack the medicinal wine."

"Tell me quickly." Gu Tie asked.

"I recommend the simplest and most direct solution, killing users of addicted helmets and destroying addicted helmets." said the queen bee.

"Is there any harm to the victims of Iron Dunburg?" Gu Tie asked.

"Those mentally weak people, such as children, and adults with unstable will, may experience symptoms such as mental weakness, vision, auditory hallucination, schizophrenia, etc.." The queen bee comforted with kindness: "Master, don't worry, if you are on the earth, 80% of mentally ill people may appear. But in the killing ruins, everyone is furious, and only about 10% of the population is mentally ill."

"There are more than one million people in Tiedun Castle, and 10% is one hundred thousand people. Let's change it." Gu Tie said angrily.

"Oh. The master is too gentle, okay, this is the gentle way." The queen said helplessly: "Turn away the users who are addicted to helmets. If she doesn't want to leave, she will tie them up and pack them and take them away, so that she can leave the Iron Shield Castle far away. Then, we can prepare some mental therapy drugs. Let each patient take them, and recruit a group of neurologists and psychologists..."

"Give me a way that is neither rude nor gentle." Gu Tie said angrily.

"Let me think about it. The master wants to try to subdue the owner who is addicted to the helmet, forcing her to voluntarily relieve her confusion. I don't know how to solve it. But it is definitely safer than the rough solution, and it is also more troublesome." The queen bee's tone was a subtle: "According to the Iron Clan myth, the creator and first user of the helmet are the goddess of medicine. There are also many myths that show that female iron man is better at using the helmet, so the owner is likely to be a 'she'. If so, the owner has many ways to subdue her. But the myth is not necessarily reliable, so the owner must be mentally prepared to subdue a male iron man."

Gu Tie was silent for a while and asked viciously: "Why did you make such a naughty thing so obscene?"

"Hey, did they say anything?" said the queen innocently.

"Okay, how should I find an addiction helmet?" Gu Tie asked helplessly.

"The Iron Clan likes to drink and race, and both men, women, young and old drink. The owner of the helmet must have sneaked into a winery with the largest sales volume and put medicinal wine into a best-selling wine that everyone loves to drink, so that the iron man in the city can be poisoned. She may have left, but it is impossible not to leave any clues." The queen said confidently: "The owner of the owner goes to the winery and should be able to find the helmet and 'her'."

Gu Tie sighed and asked again: "Is there anything else?"

"The good news is over, it's time to tell bad news now." said the queen bee.

"What? I clearly heard three bad news in a row? Maybe more than three." Gu Tie asked in shock.

"Master, the news that can be confirmed is good news, and the news that cannot be confirmed is bad news." The queen said seriously, and her tone was so serious for the first time: "We have three solutions, whether it is rough, gentle, or not rough or gentle. No matter which solution, we have to go to the winery and look for the addicted helmet. The enemy must know more than us. If I were the planner of the conspiracy, I would definitely set up ambush around the addicted helmet and completely kill the strong enemy who pursued the addicted helmet."

Gu Tie said calmly: "I understand, is there anything else?"

"Master, you know the enemy is ambushing, but you still rushed in?" asked the queen of bee seriously.

"The enemy wants Gu Tie, what if he rushes into the trapped pursuer, won't he?" Gu Tie asked back.

The queen bee was silent for a while and smiled and said, "I am worthy of being our master. We are waiting for the master's triumph in Baicheng."

Gu Tie stopped telepathy and sighed in a low voice: "Oh, Terra."

"Well, meow?" The elf led to rotate and shouted sweetly.

"I'm going to a vending machine and pick up something from the travel storage box," Gutie said.

"Are you going to be distracted from the secret passage without knowing it?" the guide elf asked with a smile.

"Yes, there will be a lot of tips." Gu Tie said with a smile.

"Come with me." Guide the elf to float out of the toilet happily.

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In the dim and dull sewer, a black shadow floated forward quickly without making any sound or leaving any trace. Fierce battles were being fought on the ground. Gunshots and explosions continued to cause the sewer to tremble and cement blocks to fall off. Suddenly, a sewer manhole cover was blown away, and a beam of fire passed through the sewer well, illuminating the sewer. The darkness temporarily subsided, and the black shadow faintly exposed its outline. It turned out to be a soldier in a tight combat suit, carrying a long box and a short knife on his waist. His whole body was hazy black, but the mask was painted with a white skeleton face, and the buckle of the tactical belt was also a white skeleton face.

This black-clothed warrior with a skeleton face is either someone else, or Gu Tie who inherits the Viscount's legacy.

Gu Tie quickly accelerated and quickly passed through this bright waterway to reach the dark area further ahead. The darkness came again. The combat suit also became blurred and turned into a hazy black shadow. Gu Tie breathed a sigh of relief, slowed down a little, and sighed in his heart: "Is this the top stealth equipment of the Tairuo clan? It will appear with a little light, alas..."

The invisible guided elf noticed Gu Tie's opinion and said softly: "No matter what, it is better than Earth's technology."

"This is true. The earth does not have an invisibility cloak." Gu Tie said helplessly: "How far is it?"

"Turn left in front, there is a row of special drainage outlets, which is the drain of the marble winery." The guide elves said in a delicate voice: "The Marble Wine Factory is the largest winery in Tiedunbao, specializing in the production of various fruit wines and sweet wines. The Iron Group prohibits drinking high-alcohol wines during working hours, but does not prohibit low-alcohol wines below 20 degrees. For the Iron People, low-alcohol wines are just drinks, similar to the earth's milk, cola, and herbal teas. The Iron Group usually wakes up early to drink sweet wines, drink milk wines at noon, drink honey wine at night, and drink strong wines at night. After eating the midnight snack, they are basically drunk, and then they form teams on the street to race, and the car is crushed and the people sleep in the car until dawn."

"Damn it, are you bragging?" Gu Tie was shocked.

"Really, this is the Iron Clan tradition. Young people before starting a family like this tone." said the guide elf.

Gu Tie shook his head helplessly, admiring and sighing, "Sure enough, unruly people come from poor mountains and rivers, and there are some crazy people who don't know how to live or die in the place of the bird killing ruins. It's really not easy to grow up in the killing ruins. After a while, he came to a y-shaped fork, turned left and continued to move forward for a while, and then he arrived at a spacious reservoir with a row of strange large water outlets in front of him. When Gu Tie saw these water outlets, he was completely stunned and asked in disbelief: "What is this?"

"I said that these are some special drains," said the guide elf.

"But you didn't say that the drain is as special as the human sphincter?" Gu Tie said.

The ends of these outlets are closed. The sealing object is not a fence, but a wrinkled rubber film, which looks like a human... an asshole. Just when Gu Tie was shocked, a drainage port suddenly expanded, crackling out a large piece of yellow-brown viscous object. The elf said with a smile: "It is indeed as special as the sphincter, because the winery's brewing system is a bionic project, imitating the digestive system of animals. The stomach sac is responsible for fermenting raw materials and koji, the small intestine is responsible for absorbing the wine, and the remaining rosal enters the large intestine for further processing. Finally, the processed rosal is discharged outside through rectal peristalsis."

Gu Tie was silent for a while and looked at an armored door next to the 'depto tank': "What is that?"

"The anorectal doctor's visit to the clinic," said the guide elf.

Gu Tie understood, pulled out the short knife and swung it. The short knife was spinning and throwing it out, piercing it into the rubber membrane of a discharge port, cutting out a long crack. He used his psychic hand to remotely control the short knife. He cut out a large cross-shaped crack before retracting the knife and inserting it back into the sheath. The discharge port was completely loose, so the armored door opened soon. Two anorectal doctors (repairmen) walked out in a daze, and used flashlight to observe the damaged discharge port, without noticing the shadow close at all.

Gutie Cat walked into the door with his waist against the wall, moving silently and quickly. He guided the elf to follow Gutie. He said in a subtle voice: "About twenty meters ahead, there are winery underground warehouses, storing the newly produced barrel wine, and there may be some guards patrols. If the guards continue to work like repairmen, they may attack you as an invader. You have to think about how to do it."

Gu Tie took a few steps silently and whispered: "Do you have personnel files from the winery?"

"I applied for authorization from Jaton." The guide elves paused and continued: "Get authorization. Jaton is willing to give you the highest authority, you can use any materials and intelligence from Iron Shield Castle. If the premise is the interests of most people, you can also sacrifice a few people. This is a murder license. You can rule out any citizens of Iron Shield Castle that threatens you without any punishment. Now, you just need to find a computer terminal and enter the winery's host machine to obtain all the information from the winery."

"It's so long-winded, where is the computer terminal?" Gu Tie asked.

"The warehouse has a computer that manages logistics, and should be connected to the winery host." said the guide.

The authenticity is very simple. Walk straight for a while and you will reach the warehouse that Terra mentioned. Gutie touched the door of the warehouse and glanced at it secretly, and couldn't help but shout "like". The structure of this warehouse is very advanced. There are several rows of beam cranes at the top, and the barrels are neatly placed on the shelves. There are also crisscrossing railway tracks between the shelves, and some small trains similar to mine cars are driving. Some cranes are constantly grabbing the barrels and putting them into the truck's bucket. The train is driving to the other end of the warehouse, allowing other cranes to take away the barrels and place them on the empty shelves.

The control room is right next to the gate, with three engineers working, all with dazed eyes. I don’t know what they are doing. There are also some guards in the warehouse, all in a group of two, carrying explosion-proof shields and electric batons, walking between the shelves. Their eyes are very dull, and their eyes are very regular, and they are basically looking at the shelves, not caring about the control room at the gate.

Gu Tie looked at it for a while and asked in a low voice: "What are these guards guarding?"

"The thief who steals wine is good at drinking, and he steals wine very frequently." The guide elves said in a deep voice.

Gu Tie waited for a while, and when all the guards did not face the control room, they walked to the door of the control room by the wall and opened the door directly into the door. The engineers were dull and bowed their heads and did not look back at who came in. Gu Tie walked behind an engineer who was operating a computer and took out a tissue to cover his mouth and nose. This tissue was a disposable psychedelic agent, similar to the earth's sanitary tampon and condom, which was expensive and had a good effect. The engineer was a little stiff for a while, and then tilted on the chair with unconsciousness.

Gu Tie moved him away with the man and the chair, then walked to the computer and gestured to the computer.

"First click on the red x button in the upper right corner, then click on the blue button in the lower left corner..."

Guide the elves to explain in a detailed voice. The sound is like the buzzing sound of a mosquito, and only Gutie can hear it. Gutie quickly operates the computer and quickly enters the mainframe of the winery to obtain a list of all employees of the winery. Venom once told Gutie: 'The prerequisite for injuring the enemy is to hit the enemy. You cannot shoot the enemy, and it is even more impossible to shoot the enemy.' Then if a spy wants to poison a large scale, he must first contact all the wine. If he cannot contact the wine, he will be even less likely to poison the wine. In the winery, who can contact all the winery? There must be not many candidates. There is another key point. The spy in the winery is usually newcomers, and unlikely to be old employees.

Who would install a long-term spy in the winery? Only important military and political departments will have long-term lurking spies.

Gu Tie searched for a while and soon found a candidate, and he was the only candidate who met the standards. This is a female Iron Man, a new quality inspector, responsible for checking all newly produced sweet wines. It only took five days to join the winery. Female Iron Man is better at manipulating addicted helmets. The quality inspector's work can be exposed to wine on a large scale, and the time to join the winery is also in line with the time to join the winery. Gu Tie immediately investigates all the information, name, ethnicity, age, birthplace of the new quality inspector, and then finds an unexpected surprise - she is at work.

"Hey, who are you?" An engineer finally found Gu Tie and asked stupidly.

"I am an inspector, see if you work hard." Gu Tie said casually.

"But... your uniform... is so strange..." the engineer asked blankly.

"This is a new uniform," Gu Tie said.

"Oh." The engineer was stunned for a while and said, "Is Damon sleeping?"

"Damon?" Gu Tie glanced at the fascinated engineer: "Yes, I'm going to deduct his salary."

"If Damon goes to bed, who is responsible for managing the new route?" the engineer asked again.

"Come on." Gu Tie quickly closed the program he had just opened and walked out of the control room. The engineer was stunned for a while, then walked to the front of the computer and started to hit it. After a while, the engineer patted his head, walked out of the control room and looked around, and said stiffly and mechanically: "No, your uniform is wrong. You are not an inspector, guard, guard, there is a wine thief."

"Catch the wine thief." The guards shouted, ran around the warehouse with flashlights, searching every drooping corner.

In the corridor outside the warehouse, Gu Tie looked at the messy warehouse, shook his head helplessly, and strode towards the safety stairs. In the stairs, there was a white-bearded man who was carefully sweeping the stairs, wearing a baseball cap and canvas work clothes. Gu Tie slapped him fainted, and took off his work clothes and put them on his body. Tieman was very wide and his clothes were very large. He could cover the outside of the combat uniform and cover all his weapons. Gu Tie put on his coat, put on the baseball cap, pressed the brim of the hat, and then continued to move forward.

The quality inspection department was on the second floor, and Gu Tie walked directly to the second floor, then lowered his head and looked around. Everyone was working dimly and seriously, so the only person with a flexible expression was extra obvious. Not long after, Gu Tie saw her. In front of the windowsill at the end of a corridor, she was closing the window and pulling the curtains. Her movements were obviously in a hurry, trying to isolate the gunshots and fires outside. When someone passed by, she would turn her head to greet her, smiling stiffly with a slight and unhappy smile, and a drop of sweat on her forehead.

Gu Tie walked directly to her, his steps were very fast and very quiet. When she turned around and saw Gu Tie, the distance was less than ten meters. She was so scared that she shrank into a ball, and she retreated in panic and hit the window, making a rustling sound. Gu Tie jumped up quickly, turned over and stood on the ceiling, kicked his legs lightly, and instantly fell to her side, reaching out to pinch her neck. Her face turned yellow, her whole body was as hard as wood, her knees were trembling, and she said hoarsely: "Don't...don't kill me."

Everyone in the corridor looked here, looking at the trembling female inspector, and the cleaner wearing a skeleton mask.

Gu Tie pulled her into the women's bathroom next to her and said calmly: "Personal hygiene check."

Everyone was stunned and continued to work in a daze.

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