021 Cute is equal to people plus chimpanzees divided by two, plus three huskies(1/2)
Gu Tie continued to practice thunder and lightning purification with wild beasts. The second experimental subject was a bison, who was also electrocuted and incontinent. The third experimental subject was a wild sheep, who was electrocuted and urinated and defecated. The fourth experimental subject was a wild dog, who was electrocuted and incontinent and vomited constantly... Unconsciously, Gu Tie came to the prison door of the seventh experimental subject. This was a young troll, about the same height as an adult man, and his hair was shaved off all over his body, revealing muscles as hard as rocks. It had many magic patterns, not only a large piece on its back, shoulders, thighs, and buttocks. Each piece was so sophisticated and complex that it was not weaker than the original magic patterns.
Jaina introduced: "This young troll is an excellent sample, with a physical strength similar to that of experienced warriors, and a weight that is exactly the combination of the two princesses. So we have made it with great care to make its magic pattern strength the sum of the two princesses. His Majesty can purify it and also purify the two princesses at one time. Compared to purifying it in two times, purifying the two people at one time is obviously faster."
"Good consideration." Gu Tie nodded, raised his left hand and pointed at the prison door, and an electric spark lit up at the tip of his index finger.
The little troll noticed the crisis and howled towards the prison door. The door rustled, and several fences were obviously bent. Gu Tie was not alarmed by this accident. The electric light at his fingertips became brighter and brighter, making a steady buzzing sound. After a while, the electric light turned into a beam of golden light and hit the little troll, turning into a lightning whirlwind covering his whole body. The little troll struggled violently, making a harsh and painful howling, looking very uncomfortable, but the magic patterns on his body steadily faded, just like the previous experimental subject.
Ancient Iron steadily releases divine power and uses holy lightning to rush the little troll. - When the holy lightning penetrates the little troll, his consciousness also goes deeper. Understand its body composition and understands the energy contained in the body. Which energy is the vitality of the little troll itself and which energy is the bad magic power from outside. He searches one by one organ and one by one, dispels every trace of bad magic power, leaving the vitality of the little troll itself. At the beginning, he felt very smooth, just like the previous six successful purifications.
I don't know how much it has been completed, maybe 60%, or 70%. He suddenly couldn't do anything to his heart. The consciousness could not perfectly integrate into the divine power, and the connection between the two was a bit slow. This directly led to a serious problem. When the holy lightning washed away the little troll, he could not identify the components at the first time, which were the life energy of the little troll and which were the bad magic power of the invasion. He quickly weakened the speed of purification, but the change had already happened. The little troll glowed from the inside out, his body expanded rapidly, and then exploded.
A large amount of plasma splattered onto the walls and onto the ceiling. Several limbs fell to the ground, making them bloody and bloody. It was difficult to tell the difference between hands and feet.
Venus and the white spider were already commonplace, but instead were swearing and showing a happy expression. Women were both proud of their faces, and would rather die gorgeously than lie in their own urine and defecation and vomit. Gu Tie frowned and pondered for a while before saying, "There is no problem with mental strength, and the divine power is not pure enough. The beliefs I have now are all about eating, self-preservation, and lack of progress. According to the words of the two beloved concubines, believers and beliefs must develop slowly and gradually increase their level, right?"
"Yes." Venus said quickly: "Not born high-end style and high-end, nor is it born noble and cool."
"Yes, yes, developing countries must develop slowly before they can become developed countries." said White Spider.
"Clean up your bones and serve as a red and white supper today," Gu Tie said.
"Yes, your majesty. Do you still need to continue training?" Jaina asked.
"No need, I want to reflect." Gu Tie sighed softly, brushing off a broken tooth stuck to the front.
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In the martial arts field, Venus and White Spider were fiercely competing swords, sweating and panting, and their toned thighs and arms were very pleasing to the eye. Gu Tie stood by and watched, smiling and admiring his women, admiring their swordsmanship, admiring their strength and agility, and admiring their toned **. Many people appreciate music, pictures, statues and other works of art. He likes better women, whether it is a versatile female mage, a body-building and strong female warrior, or a mysterious and low-key female killer.
Every good woman is a peerless work of art, worthy of taste and respect.
Gu Tie silently admired for a while, and then remembered the scene in the dungeon. The little troll shone from the inside to the outside, first expanded rapidly, and then fryed into an indistinguishable meat sauce. This made him a little annoyed and anxious. It was impossible not to be upset. The little trolls now are likely to be Venus or white spiders in the future. Can he accept them being fried into minced meat? Of course, it is impossible, absolutely not.
He could only continue to work hard to make his skills more skilled and his divine power more abundant. But the problem is that faith is not pure. His belief can be summarized in this way, "optimistic patience, focused work, and strong counterattack". Believers who understand the three key points can provide the most comprehensive and rich faith and allow his feedback to grow the most fully. But the current believers' understanding of belief is only to "optimistic hunting, optimistic supplementation of protein, and optimistic camping". They have indeed realized "optimistic patience" and also involve "focused work". As for "strong counterattack", they hardly thought about it.
The lack of faith is like malnutrition, which makes his divine power lack rigidity and not sharp enough.
If the divine power is sharper and harder, he can quickly remove the bad magic of the little troll like a scalpel.
"What should I do?" Gu Tie was a little confused and subconsciously touched the magic nail on the right forehead. The magic nail sealed some important memories, which always made him feel that something was missing. He sighed secretly, and suddenly felt a strong and pure faith that should come from a certain apostle. She also led many secondary faiths, each small faith was very weak, but together formed a large torrent of hot water. He absorbed these faiths happily, like drinking a large glass of fragrant wine, but still felt not hot enough.
He concentrated his divine power to pursue the source of faith, and his consciousness crossed the barriers of time and space to the distant Western mountains, attached to a statue of a god located in an underground cave. He saw a slender and beautiful apostle and a group of ragged refugees. They were surrounding a pile of super-large bonfires, holding hands to pray before meals. Among the fire was a huge nine-headed lizard like a mammoth. They were praising the will and talents of the ancient iron demon king. Without the teachings of the demon king, they could not eat the fishy nine-headed lizard.
After a while, they finished praying, took out their shields and swords, cut off the barbecue and placed them on the shield, and ate them violently. The apostle held a piece of hot roasted liver and ate them hard while eating: "Your Majesty the Demon King, the meat of the nine-headed lizard is so fishy. Even if it is roasted, it smells like moldy stinky tofu. But it is rich in fat and vitamins, can also improve immunity and vision, provide rich calories, make me stronger and my eyes sharper. Your Majesty, do you think?"
"Yes, my child." Gu Tie responded with a lot of laughter.
"Huh..." The apostle looked back and asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, are you following me?"
"Of course, you are so healthy, so strong, so beautiful," Gutie said.
The apostle was very happy. He ate liver tablets even more, and was as good as a wolf or a tiger.
"How is the dragon disaster in the west?" Gu Tie asked.
"Is that okay? With the support of the Crescent Empire, the rebels have always been short of weapons. They defeated the Dragon Bergian Cult several times. But as long as they occupy the city, the dragon will definitely come, and generally cannot occupy three days. After each dragon attack, the believers will increase a little, but not much." The apostle chewed and answered telepathically, with a little discouraged tone: "Your Majesty, the climate in the west is so good, there are wild deer, wild sheep, rabbits, and pheasants everywhere. The sisters don't have to worry about not having food, so they are not positive about His Majesty's belief."
Gu Tie had known this situation before, and he was a little unhappy before. The disaster was not serious enough, the refugees were not suppressed enough, and there was no motivation to accept his beliefs. But after experiencing the earlier purification incident, he suddenly had some inspiration, unique and more active. He called the apostle with telepathy and said in a relaxed tone: "This is very good. Animal meat can provide food, animal skins can make leather jackets and leather armor, and animal teeth and bones can also make weapons. Since the supplies are guaranteed, you can try to take the initiative."
"Your Majesty, the Resistance Army has no weapons to deal with the evil dragon." The apostle said in surprise: "The evil dragon is cunning and vicious. The Resistance Army once used crossbows to shoot together, but she always narrowed down and assaulted. She was small and fast, and could not hit any weapon. Use spell bombardment? Dragon scales have natural spell resistance. Ordinary spells cannot be killed, and too few mages cannot be killed. If the Resistance Army gathers a large number of mages, she will float in the sky and use dragon grammar to bombard condescendingly. Human spell range is not enough and we can't fight back at all. We have tried taming wild beasts and summoning elemental elves, but they are all bitten and eaten by her, just like a meat bun hitting a dog."
"This metaphor is very vivid." Gu Tie said with a smile.
"So we can only harass the Dragon Bible Cult and have no choice but to the dragon." The apostle said helplessly.
"Stay optimistic, there is always a way." Gu Tie comforted.
"We do remain optimistic and hope that the Demon King will save the world." The Apostle was happy again.
"This..." Gu Tie was speechless and said with a smile: "Okay, let's do it for the time being."
Gu Tie also understood a problem when he stopped spiritual communication. Believers were addicted to wilderness and were not trying to fight back, but they could not fight back. Hong and Bai were too vicious and could not deal with ordinary weapons. When they saw Hong and Bai, they would completely lose their fighting spirit. How could they have the idea of counterattack? If he could provide some technical or weapon support so that they could defeat Hong and Bai, they would try to defeat Hong and Bai. Once they tried to fight back, they could truly understand the "strong counterattack" and then develop a comprehensive and pure faith.
Gu Tie suddenly figured it out, clapped his hands and said, "Hey, is there something wrong?"
"What are you doing?" Venus and the White Spider stopped and asked breathlessly.
"Let's study some issues carefully." Gu Tie said with a smile.
Before he knew it, half a day passed. On the balcony dyed red by the sunset, Gu Tie was reading mechanical books while drawing pictures on white paper with pencils. A large number of tools were scattered on the table. The red dragon flew from the sky and landed on the balcony. Rumbled to Gu Tie and put his big head to the desk. Gu Tie turned his head to look at her body. Without finding the wound, he continued to draw pictures. Hong Long was very unhappy. He pressed Gu Tie to the ground with one claw, and licked his tongue and made Gu Tie wet all over.
"Stop making trouble." Gu Tie was very angry and punched the tip of the red dragon's nose.
The red dragon sniffed out a loud noise and shrank rapidly into a young girl as big as a puppy, squatting on Gu Tie’s belly like a puppy. She stared at Gu Tie angrily and shouted unhappily: “Brother Gu Tie. As a lewd brother in the 'bad brother and sister who are greedy and lustful brother, you should fuck women seriously. To abuse their body and mind, not sitting on the balcony to read books and paintings. Brother Hongbai and Gu Tie agreed to work 60 hours a week, brother Gu Tie fucks women for 60 hours, and Hongbai grabs treasures for 60 hours."
"I have a serious work, you can go to the lobby by yourself," Gu Tie said.
Hongbai tilted his little head and thought for a while, ran out of the balcony and went to the hall to inspect Gu Tie's work. Gu Tie sighed, got up and wiped his saliva, packed up the books and stationery messed up by Hongbai. After a while, Hongbai ran back happily, his tail shaking, and said happily: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai misunderstood you. Brother Gu Tie is indeed a super lustful devil. He uses many exquisite machinery to do dirty bad things. Brother Gu Tie, your evil ability has grown with geometric index."
Gu Tie thought for a while and said with a smile: "Thank you."
Hongbai jumped onto the desk and squatted, waving his tail and shouting: "Brother Gu Tie. What book are you reading?"
"I'm designing more complex evil machinery," Gutie said.
Hong Bai opened a drawing and saw a machine with a complex structure. He looked like a power armor and put a woman in it and did all kinds of pervasive bad things. Hong Bai opened another machine and saw an automatic machine similar to a crossbow. He could put it under a woman and do all kinds of bad things with super high frequency... Hong Bai looked at it with a moment of enthusiasm and said happily: "Yeah, Brother Gu Tie is really creative. With these machines, more women can be soaring and worshiping the Dragon Sect can be stronger."
"It is my honor to serve Hong and Bai." Gu Tie said with a smile.
Hongbai carefully rolled up the drawings and shouted happily: "Brother Gu Tie, have you seriously considered rebellion?"
"Yes, I've practiced it seriously," Gu Tie said.
"How to practice?" Hongbai asked excitedly, not feeling sad at all, just pure curiosity and joy.
Gu Tie handed out a booklet and said with a smile: "This is Brother Gu Tie's experimental discipline."
Hongbai took the booklet, licked it with his little paw in his mouth, then flipped the pages, reading it while reading: "Yeah, Brother Gu Tie wants to dispel the curse of red and white dragon blood... Brother Gu Tie used cattle and sheep to do experiments... Yeah... Brother Gu Tie let a large amount of sacred lightning wash away the troll's cells, causing the troll to collapse from the cell level, and exploded like popcorn..." She closed the booklet, put her hands on her hips and stared at Gu Tie, and said angrily: "Brother Gu Tie, you are so stupid. You have been secretly prepared for so long, and you can't even sacred purification. Brother Gu Tie, when will you do to defeat Hong and Bai and save the world?"
Gu Tie picked up Hongbai and said with a smile: "Why should I save the world? Hongbai is so cute and considerate to Brother Gu Tie. Let Brother Gu Tie not have to worry about food and bed, and can play with a lot of women every day. Since Brother Gu Tie was born, he has never been so happy. Brother Gu Tie gradually didn't want to defeat Hongbai, but just wanted to play with Hongbai every day and have fun together."
Hongbai's little eyes lit up and he asked excitedly: "Brother Gu Tie, is Hongbai going to completely capture Brother Gu Tie's body and mind?"
"It's still a little bit, but Brother Gu Tie is already hesitating." Gu Tie said.
"Well, Hongbai will continue to work hard." Hongbai shouted with confidence.
"Well, let's work together." Gu Tie stroked Hongbai's little head and smiled with relief. Suddenly, he had an idea of being unkind, immoral, shameless, despicable, sinister and shameful, but it was worth a try. He stroked Hongbai's little head hard, and used Hongbai's favorite left hand to stroke Hongbai's most delicate little face, touched and pinched, and scratched Hongbai's chin with his fingertips. Hongbai felt very comfortable, lying softly on the table, humming in a daze, while slowly shaking his tail.
Gu Tie asked while touching, "Hongbai, what are your weaknesses?"
Hongbai struggled to open his small eyes and asked vigilantly: "Wuwu... Brother Gu Tie... Are you going to rebel?"
Gu Tie did not answer, and took a chair and sat down, picked up Hongbai and put it on his thighs, and stroked him more enthusiastically. He not only stroked Hongbai's little head, but also stroked Hongbai's neck, chest, and armpits. Hongbai was very comfortable to touch, and he snuggled in Gu Tie's arms in a daze. His little nose made a vague hum, and his face appeared as cute as a sunset. He did not ask about the situation just now.
The red and white body is covered with delicate and tight scales, which rusts to the touch, and the sound is very pleasant. When scratching the red and white belly and waist, there is another interesting situation. Just scratch a few times, one of the red and white hind legs will twitch slightly. The paws open and close. It seems that they are tickling themselves. Gu Tie scratches the red and white right ribs a few times. Then he lifts up the red and white right foot and puts it on his waist, and continues to gently scratch his right ribs. The red and white right foot...or the "right hind paw" also scratches the rustling.
Gu Tie was interesting to see, so he stroked Hongbai's little head and asked with a smile: "Hongbai, what's going on?"
"Well... um..." Hongbai's eyes were too lazy to open and made a vague hum.
"Why do Brother Gu Tie scratches you, you can scratch yourself?" Gu Tie grabbed Hongbai's right hind paw.
Hongbai said in a daze: "Mama... the dragon has... two brains."
"There are also people. The left brain, the right brain, and the cerebellum. In this way, there are three people on Earth." Gu Tie said with a smile.
"It's not..." Hongbai said vaguely: "There is only one above..."
"If we follow the algorithm of 'big head ten yuan, small head one hundred yuan', there are still two men on Earth." Gu Tie said.
"Well, if Gu Tie is a dragon boy, then there will be three." Hongbai said in a slight manner.
"Those three." Gu Tie asked curiously, and stroked and patted Hongbai harder.
Hongbai was so refreshed that he was dizzy, and his eyes were crooked and his mouth was tilted: "Well... the dragon is very big... If all the neural information is left to the brain for processing... the reflex arc will be very long... the reaction will be very slow. So... So... part of the spine evolved into... the secondary brain. It processes some simple signals in the lower body... so the dragon has two brains..."
"Oh..." Gu Tie suddenly had an idea. The brain is an organ that is easy to be injured, so the skull is the strongest organ in the human body. In nature, the degree of skull closure and brain capacity can determine the degree of evolution of a creature. The main brain of the dragon is located in the skull, and it must have perfect protection, so the red and white head hammer is extremely hard, and even the front armor of the tank can penetrate. What about the protection of the secondary brain? Is the red dragon also has another super hard part?
Gu Tie touched Hongbai even more and asked in a kind and kind voice: "Hongbai, where is the secondary brain?"
Hongbai hummed for a while before saying, "Fuck...Fuck..."
"Ass?" Gu Tie slapped Hongbai's butt and asked in disbelief.
"Yeah, butt...inside." Hongbai hummed.
"Hey, in the butt?" Gu Tie asked in surprise.
"Well...well?" Hongbai asked in a daze.
"Don't you know the knowledgeable and talented Hongbai? The English 'assas' is 'assas' n'. If you split the assas' n', it becomes ass-ass-in, which is 'fart-fart-li'." Gu Tie stroked the strong little butt of Hongbai and said in surprise: "I really didn't expect that there was a brain in the red and white butt, and the tickling just now was the thought in the butt?"
"Um..." Hongbai snorted in confusion, not knowing what it meant.
Gu Tie thought about it and asked again: "Hongbai, is there a dragon's weakness in his butt?"
Hongbai nodded and hummed, "Mama... a long time ago, the sisters kept fighting... everyone was a little female dragon who never grew up... I was very depressed, so I bit each other and vented others' anger... Hongbai often bites Terra's tail... Terra has two tails... one of the red and green glaze each... Mama, Green glaze is the red and white dry sister."
"It seems that I have said it when..." Gu Tie said.
"Mama, the last time in Green Forest, the silly girl wearing a blue-white plaid shirt... is. She is an azure dragon. When she grows up... the scales will turn dark blue, the color of the clear sky..." Red and white were confused and said as she off topic: "The azure dragon is the strongest air combat dragon... the master of the hurricane... the king of the sky... bites in the air, and the azure dragon is the only opponent of the red dragon. Mama... But when the azure dragon was young, the scales were green, and looked like green green onions..."
"Yes, yes, I do remember a little green-haired guy who always crawled onto my head." Gu Tie said.
To be continued...