013 How can people who do not wear condoms understand Durex's style
"Secret Weapon?"
Gu Tie's mood is even more complicated, with shame, frustration, confusion, annoyance, doubt, and urge to laugh. Hongbai is usually extremely smart, cunning, smart, and now he is stupid and cannot recognize Durex as "Durex", a famous condom brand on Earth. Durex is indeed a secret, and more accurately described as "private". Durex cannot be considered a weapon, it should be considered an "armor". Playboys put a few in their wallets and are ready to use them at any time, which can effectively prevent many troubles, such as pregnancy and STD. Of course, he carried Durex not to prevent pregnancy and STD, but just a psychological comfort.
On Earth, he has never had the chance to use condoms. Now, he can proudly think, ‘I can use it at any time, but it is not necessary’.
But how should he tell Hongbai that Durex is not a secret weapon, just a playboy’s private armor?
Hongbai grabbed Durex and pulled it hard, and asked very seriously: "Brother Gu Tie, can you give me some tips?"
"What prompt?" Gu Tie said dryly.
"If you ask Hongbai to guess, you can draw at least a rough range." Hongbai said.
"I didn't let you guess." Gu Tie said quickly.
"Hate, Hongbai hates the hypocritical brother Gu Tie." Hongbai stared at Gu Tie's small eyes and kicked Gu Tie's instep twice: "Well, Gu Tie's brother hides secretly with a mysterious look on his face, and instigates Hongbai to guess the purpose of the weapon. Hongbai guesses seriously, and Gu Tie's brother denied it hypocritically. Gu Tie is a hypocrite, Yue Buqun, and he will not have a little cock in the future. Gu Tie's brother, immediately tells Hongbai what this secret weapon is used for. As long as there is a range, Hongbai can guess it at once."
Gu Tie looked at Hongbai without blinking. First, he looked at Hongbai's shiny little eyes. Then he looked at Hongbai's pink little face, then stared at Hongbai's smooth and round forehead. For the first time in his life, he hated Hongbai's super hard brain. If Hongbai's skull was not so hard, he would definitely knock Hongbai out with a punch, and then threw Hongbai to the dragon clan to wash away Hongbai's memories. At the same time, he secretly regretted his pretending to be b and being mean. His girls are not earthlings. There is no possibility of pregnancy, why did he have a tropical condom for a while?
Hongbai stared at Gu Tie and said with great momentum: "Brother Gu Tie, be happy."
Gu Tie had no choice but to use his trump card and said in a deep voice: "How much is it? Can you forget this thing?"
Hongbai glanced at his wallet and said with a stern face: "Brother Gu Tie, Hongbai is not something that can be bought by money."
"You can't buy it, I still..." Gutie picked up his wallet and looked at it. He didn't see a banknote or a check, and even the commemorative coins were gone. The commemorative coins were designed by himself. They were made of stainless steel and imitated with the shape of the Celestial Dynasty coins. There was a huge '1' on the front and a blooming chrysanthemum behind them. The commemorative coins had no purchasing power and were purely decorations, but the thief didn't even let the commemorative coins go. He immediately understood and stretched his face and said, "You can keep the checks and banknotes. Return them to me."
Hongbai blinked his little eyes, pointed behind Gu Tie and shouted: "Wow, Big Bo is running."
Gu Tie subconsciously turned his head and saw that he didn't see any big girl at the first time, so he narrowed his eyes and looked for it. Hongbai took the opportunity to turn around and escape. The breastplate accidentally scraped a branch and fell to the ground. Gu Tie turned around and found that Hongbai ran far away. He rushed forward and shouted loudly: "Stop it, give you money, give me the worthless things, aren't you satisfied enough?"
Hongbai looked back and said sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie is so generous, he must be sacrificing his car to keep his handsome guy."
"What?" Gu Tie asked with a frown.
"Spend small money to get big money," said Hongbai.
"My goddess, what a lot of money?" Gu Tie shouted crazy.
Hongbai took out the condom and waved it, and said excitedly: "This secret weapon must be very valuable."
"It's not worth it." Gu Tie got even more crazy.
"Hongbai looks for ashes and venom to identify it." Hongbai said.
Gu Tie was anxious and quickly burst into ripples and sprinted with all his strength, and suddenly narrowed the distance with Hongbai. Hongbai was also a little nervous. He quickly held the condom in his small mouth, tear off the last piece of moral armband, and lie on the ground and run like a puppy. As she ran, her small body shrank rapidly, her hair turned red, her forehead grew horns, wings grew on her back, scales grew all over her body, and her hands and feet turned into claws. Her clothes and shoes were all off, leaving only a small wallet hanging under the collar. She looked back at Gu Tie, and her small wings slapped a few times, causing a strong wind to float off the ground, and glided while running, and her speed suddenly increased by more than three times.
Gu Tie couldn't catch up with Hongbai, so he quickly shouted: "Long Qun, stopping this is not moral."
A piece of space ripples appeared around Hongbai, blocking all the way. Hongbai quickly held the condom in his hand and shouted: "Big pineapple, be careful that Hongbai dances to you, it's 'My father's anus kills him'." These ripples suddenly disappeared, Hongbai ran away unimpededly, running faster and faster, and rushed out of the sports field first. Gu Tie chased to the side of the sports field, and could no longer see Hongbai, so he had to stop and complained unhappily: "Longqun, how can you give in? You also give in. The lawless she is."
"Sorry." The dragon clan did not appear, only the voice came: "I really can't bear to look at her dancing on the horseback dance."
Gu Tie sighed, very angry that Long Qun was unrighteous, but he could not blame Long Qun.
Long Qun was silent for a while and suddenly asked again: "What is the rubber film cover?"
"You don't know?" Gu Tie was almost shocked.
"It's hard to understand." Long Qun said.
"Then you guess it yourself." Gu Tie said angrily: "The answer is very funny."
"I just asked Venom, and she actually said 'I don't know'." Long Qun said.
"What? You actually asked her!" Gu Tie's face turned red suddenly.
"This is not surprising, and Ash said he didn't know it, so this is really strange." Long Qun said.
"You..." Gu Tie no longer knew what to say.
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More than ten hours later, in the special training room in the fighting training ground, Gu Tie sat on a bench against the wall to watch the sword fighting between the Far Star and the Wasteland. Both the Far Star and the Wasteland are Tairuo Mei Yao. They both have a proud height of about 2 meters and 2 meters. The Far Star is taller and the skeleton is thicker. They have plump breasts and a fat big butt; the Wasteland is about shorter, the skeleton is relatively small, and the people look thinner, and the chest and buttocks are not very big, but the curve is very beautiful. The difference in body shape and weight is directly reflected in their swordsmanship. The Far Star swings his sword and opens and closes, and actively seeks tricks and confronts; the Wasteland has more movements and visibility, and fights more flexible.
Gu Tie was very focused and his understanding of swordsmanship was deeper. It was difficult to see the depth of swordsmanship alone. Only a master who was extremely proficient in swordsmanship could see the level of a swordsman from the swordsman's dance. But if two swordsmen competed together, the difference in level was clear at a glance. The reckless opening and closing surface of the Far Star was actually very efficient and accurate. Each move could "grasp" the wasteland, forcing the wasteland to move or block, and constantly consume physical energy. The wasteland did not stop using fake moves, and the whole person shook like bamboo, his arms, shoulders, waist and legs kept shaking. However, the Far Star did not take fake moves at all, and his knowledge and methods were obviously higher.
From the perspective of swordsmanship style, the Far Star is the simplest "judgment type", which requires the swordsman to have a keen eye and excellent prediction. Each sword can attack and rescue him, and use the smallest strength to obtain the greatest effect. The Far Star is the "offensive and defensive type" like the Morning Star. It attacks and defensive type, and each sword combines offense and defense, and its power is very powerful. In terms of technical level, the offense and defensive type is better than the judge type, but the Far Star is higher than the War Star, and it can gain an advantage. After more than ten minutes of battle, the War Star consumes severe energy and its movements are deformed. The Far Star immediately transforms into a "furious type" and defeats the War Land with a series of fast swords that are overwhelming.
Huangyuan hit three swords in his right shoulder, left arm, and right knee, rolled out of the fighting platform and fell heavily to the ground. Yuanxing then put away his sword and jumped off the fighting platform to help Huangyuan. Both women are Gu Tie's favorite slaves, and they are often fucked by Gu Tie together. There are also deep libido and lustful fusion between each other, so they don't care about this damage. So Huangyuan limped up and patted Yuanxing's butt to say that it's okay. Yuanxing held Huangyuan to Gu Tie, first let Huangyuan sit on Gu Tie's right hand, and then sat down on Gu Tie's left hand.
"I disappointed my master." Huangyuan said with a smile.
Yuanxing also smiled and said, "Your athletic talent is better than mine. You could have won, but you shouldn't use an offensive and defensive type that is not suitable for you."
"We can not only fight, but also play beautifully, and offensive and defensive are the most impressive." Huangyuan said seriously.
"Oh, when will I become beautiful when I get beaten?" Yuan Xing mocked without hesitation.
Gu Tie let them quarrel, focusing on recalling the swordsman, the punishment swordsman of Far Star and the Wasteland, and savoring the same and difference. Just like the legendary "There are a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlets", the styles of different punishment swordsmen are completely different. The harmony of the swordsman is flexible and changeable, the judgment of Far Star is simple and steady, and the offensive and defensive type of the Wasteland is flexible and rapid. Compared with the offensive and defensive type of Morning Star, the Wasteland is not only inferior in strength and speed, but also lacks a fearless and majestic momentum.
Yuanxing and Huangyuan were arguing, and their physical energy was recovered. They raised their swords and went to the stage to fight. This time, the two women not only competed in swords, but also used all their punches, kicks, and throws, and occasionally used ripples and some spells, as if they were already serious. Gu Tie was a little worried at first, until he saw Huangyuan pressing Yuanxing down with joint skills, pulling Yuanxing's shorts, and pinching the front and back holes. Gu Tie finally realized it suddenly and said with a smile: "What am I doing? Sitting on the side like a cold sex, watching the two big wave girls fight?"
He threw away the Demon King's Sword and stood up, and shouted: "Prepare the 69-style first."
The wasteland and the far stars stopped fighting each other, holding hands and laughing, their eyes filled with mist.
Two hours later, Gu Tie lay in the fighting arena with satisfaction, hugging the two girls and caressing them gently. Huangyuan and Yuanxing were pillowing Gu Tie's arms on the left and right, their light golden skin was covered with sweat, and they were both bowed with a body-building thigh on Gu Tie's body, and they were also pressed against each other. Gu Tie reminisces about the sex just now, and smiles and exclaims: "Wow..., it turns out that the strong big butt is the most enjoyable."
Both women smiled unnaturally, and the skin on the inner thighs twitched slightly. The bigger the woman's butt, the more it stimulates Gu Tie's wildness, making him rush through the sea, as if he was violent in the punishment sword. They always defeated quickly, and the tricks they practiced hard often did not take effect. Of course, they must also admit that violent in the form of a harmonious form is more refreshing and refreshing than the harmony form. The only disadvantage is that after finishing, they are very tired, their lower body is so hot that it feels painful, and they move.
The wilderness was worried that Gu Tie would come again, so she winked at Yuanxing and said with a thin air: "Is the master troubled Jiandao?"
"Yes. I'll meet the punisher soon. In order to show my respect, I want to practice the punishment sword." Gu Tie was silent for a while and said lightly: "The punishment is one of the few righteous heroes in the killing ruins. What I call 'justice' is not patriotism, love for the party, abide by the law, but is upright, open-minded, selfless, able to protect teammates, be compassionate with the weak, and be able to take responsibility. This kind of justice is rare, as rare as virgins. No, it is even rarer than virgins. Women are born virgins, but people are not born justice. If the punishment person must be killed, I want to use the punishment sword he taught me to defeat him with dignity. This is the only thing I can do."
Yuanxing shook his head and said worriedly: "Master, the punishment among the four knights is the strongest combat power."
"Oh, how much do you know about him?" Gu Tie asked.
"I was once a middle-level cadre of the Tongmenghui. I still have some understanding of the history of the Tongmenghui. When the Four Horsemen founded the Tongmenghui, it happened to be the period when the Tairuo Dynasty fell. Several super Tairuo battle groups disintegrated one after another. The heroes competed for hegemony, and everyone wanted to establish a new dynasty. The situation at that time was similar to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, where various warlords Zhuolu Central Plains. The Four Horsemen conquered for hundreds of years, defeated or annexed other battle groups one by one, and finally achieved the hegemony of the Tongmenghui. It is said that the punisher reached the realm of breaking the void and changing the laws of time and space." Yuanxing pondered for a while before saying: "According to our standards, the punisher in the strongest period probably reached the lower god."
"What? It's impossible." Gu Tie asked in surprise: "The lower god?"
"He has been storming ruins for hundreds of years and has accumulated a super luxurious ancient artifact. His cross sword is called the "Giant Wolf Constellation", which can devour the flesh and soul of the enemy; the armor is the "Void Stone", which can open the Void Gate, allowing him to teleport for a long distance or teleport for a short distance; the helmet is the "Eye of Heaven", which can see flies ten thousand meters away; the combat boots are the "Wind God", which allows him to run on the fallen leaves. The most important thing is that his demon is an ancient god clone, similar to a dragon group, but stronger than the dragon group." Yuanxing thought about it and frowned and said, "Apart from these equipment, he should also have the strength of a quasi-god. Morning Star often says himself, 'Far worse than the master'."
Gu Tie couldn't lie down any longer, hugged the two girls and sat up, and smiled and said, "Then we can't be idle."
Next, Gu Tie only did two things, making love with different demons, practicing swords with different demons, looking for the art of sex, and looking for the art of kendo. When Gu Tie focused on special training, the versatile witches were not idle either. In a restaurant in heaven and earth, the polite trio and the polite trio sat together and stared at something on the table together. There is no omniscient and omniscient god in the universe, and it is even more impossible for the omniscient and omniscient witches to exist. They have studied the astronomy, geography, ecology, science and technology, history, politics, literature and art, music of the earth..., but there are still some omissions and not everything is known.
For example, the rubber product in front of them cannot understand its purpose.
Hongbai squatted on the chair like a puppy, staring at Durex while biting the big stick bone, with round eyes. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in her head, and she raised the big stick bone and shouted: "Well, the shape of the big stick bone is very consistent with it. It must be a fresh-keeping bag, specializing in collecting bones. Brother Gu Tie knew that Hongbai likes to eat bones, so he specially took a fresh-keeping bag for collecting bones."
"No, if it is a fresh-keeping bag, it should not have a surface lubricant." Venom said lightly: "Even if there is a lubricant, it should be vegetable oil, not liquid paraffin, water and some chemical drugs. The lubricant reduces friction, and this rubber film is sealing, and it should be used for storage, such as those with rougher surfaces."
Qing Liuli stared at Durex in a daze for a while, sighed quietly and lay listlessly on the table.
"What did you think of?" Xing Caishi asked with a frown.
"Well, we had a sudden idea just now. This thing should be a sex toy." Qing Liuli picked up Durex's ends and pulled it: "Well, sisters, it is very suitable for Gutie's sword. I have said that when she played with it, Gutie's reaction was very unnatural, with an expression between shyness and constipation, and I wanted to say it but was embarrassed to say it. So we feel that this is Gutie's strong prop. Putting it on the sword is equivalent to applying lubricant to the sword, which helps penetrate the dry and closed petals."
Ashes said without hesitation: "I thought of it too, but this reasoning has a fatal flaw, its low end is closed. If it is a strong push prop, there should be a hole at the top. Otherwise, all the essence shot is left in the bag and it will not pollute the woman at all. There is another flaw. Does he need to force the woman? All signs indicate that he is very satisfied with his current spouse. Even if he is dissatisfied, it is just the venom that cannot meet his sexual needs. He always pushes his wife's obligations to others."
Venom retorted coldly: "You said it so well, how many times have you done your duty?"
"What do I have? I am the mistress, you are the wife. This is the difference between our responsibilities." Ashes said with a smile: "You are home-cooked meals, and he wants to eat them every day, focusing on nutrition and simplicity. The mistress is outside restaurants, and only goes out for holidays and weekends. It focuses on deliciousness and comfort. So once a week is enough, you have to at least three times a day. If you calculate morning tea, afternoon tea, and late-night snacks, you should do six times a day, three times a day, three times a day. Hehe, Venom, your dereliction of duty is too serious."
Venom's eyes became cold, and Xingcai Shi hurriedly said, "Wait, stop off topic, let's figure out this tool first. It can be carried with you. It must have a special purpose. The six of us are the women he is closest to, and the total IQ is one hundred times his. The total knowledge is ten thousand times his, but we cannot understand its purpose. This problem is very serious and needs to be solved immediately."
Venom has a good demeanor and said lightly: "Xingcai Shi is right, let's solve this first."
Ashes shouldn't have gone too far, and he smiled and echoed: "Yes, sister, let's solve this first."
Hei and Bai blinked his little eyes and said crisply: "When it comes to IQ, I don't think its usage will be complicated."
Hongbai shook his tail and said vaguely: "Yeah, Brother Gu Tie has a simple brain and does not use complicated tools."
Ashes' big eyes rolled and said with a smile: "I'm right to be honest just now."
"What rice?" Qing Liuli and Hongbai turned their heads together.
"The green onion without integrity." Ashes emphasized specifically.
Hongbai continued to eat bones, and Qing Liuli's face turned red. She took out a green onion from behind her butt and sucked it on the table. Ash continued: "The shape of this thing is very suitable for the sword that is placed with ancient iron. Lubricant can facilitate the entry of the sword. The reason why it is sealed is not to force women, but to solve it yourself. I think this is an essence collection tool, put it on the sword, and then rub it quickly. Such a thin film is very suitable for tactile transmission, and can quickly collect a large bag of essence."
"Well, it makes sense." Qing Liuli whipped the table again.
"Does he need to bring the collection tools?" Xingcai Shi asked.
"It's really not necessary, but this is the most reasonable explanation." said Ash.
Venom picked up Durex and pinched it, put it in front of his nose and smelled it. He shook his head and said, "Several components of lubricant have the effect of sperm-killing. If you want to collect essence, it is impossible to add sperm-killing drugs. I don't think it is a tool to collect essence."
"Ah?" Ashes asked with a lengthened face: "What the hell is that?"
"Or why we go and ask Tera, Gutie must have bought it from her," said Hei Bai.
"Wait, you can't give up like this, it's too shameless." Hongbai, Qingli, and Ash protested together.
Xingcai Shi was silent for a while before saying, "We will continue to discuss for a while, but I really can't think of it. Let's ask Terra again."
Next, the six witches focused and rigorously discussed for a whole night. They couldn't think of the answer, so they had to leave the heaven and earth together. The Dragon Palace is the trading center of Baicheng, but the vending machine is located in the Consulate of Nuanfeng Port in Baicheng. When the six witches arrived together, the staff of the embassy were shocked and thought something amazing happened. As we all know, Gu Tie had many vicious witches around him, including two wives, two demons, and two demon pets, who were the most vicious, and were cruel and inhumane.
The witches ignored their eyes and came to the logistics center hall where the vending machine was located, and stood together in front of a super large vending machine. They noticed many dangerous atmospheres, and the vending machine automatically started without waiting for the personal terminal to post it, and a gorgeous and gorgeous girl video appeared. She smiled and said, "Oh, players, please come one by one, and have something to say."
Hongbai blinked his little eyes and shouted in high spirits: "Terra."
"Oh, isn't this the head of the player? Terra is dedicated to serving you." Terra said sweetly.
The red and white eyes narrowed into crescent moons, took out Durex and stuck it on the cabinet door, and said sweetly: "Check the information about this product."
Terra immediately smiled brightly and said, "Oh, I knew you were deliberately slapping me."
ps: speechless (to be continued...)
Chapter completed!