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023 A lawyer's weapon is the law, not a fist, so is the illusionist(1/2)

After losing the tail of the machine, the Valkyrie completely lost its balance and rolled and rotated in the air. For a while, the 8-shaped large spiral rolled, and the thick smoke emitted from the tail of the machine drew a series of gorgeous tracks in the air. It didn't take long before the Valkyrie fell into the ground, and the solid head penetrated into the rock layer like a nail, and the broken tail was like a festering chrysanthemum, gushing out the thick smoke.

The demons then fell from the sky and acted directly like the police in the Celestial Dynasty. It is said that when the police in the Celestial Dynasty arrested the suspect, they never declared "I am a policeman" or did not show the police certificate. They all acted directly without saying a word. If the suspect is really a suspect, the suspect can only admit it. But occasionally, the "suspect" is not a suspect, but only a tripartite resembles, or the police just enjoyed the hospitality, their eyes were a little blurry and their legs were a little weak, so... they... were a little embarrassed and needed to deal with them and reporters. Of course, if there is no reporter report, there is no need to deal with them. Just educate the "suspect", such as "whether there is a meager rumor", "whether there is a violation of the law and trying to subvert the country", "whether there is a ligation", etc.

The characteristics of Valkyrie are so obvious. The shrewd and fierce demons will not make mistakes, so they fight to the death. How to do more with the heavier taste? Rockets are shot into the tail one by one, causing the broken tail to rumbling like a volcano. Bunches of white thunder pillars come from the sky, scattering the tail of the machine. In addition, there are heavy weapons such as heavy blasting bombs, anti-tank grenades, chain fireballs, meteor fire rain and other heavy weapons, all poured into the Valkyrie's butt, making the wound bigger and bigger.

"**,**,**,**,**You all women, **You all, I curse you for not having sex for ten years, Old B has a spider web..." Qing Liuli was very angry, cursing incoherently, and the speakers on the fuselage kept ringing like thunder. She initially cursed Mei Yao and Gu Tie, but quickly cursed Ash: "You useless sow, you can't be a tomboy, stand up and get out. Your face is so thick, your breasts are so big, you can even defend against nuclear bombs, and you treat them as a nuclear umbrella to stop World War III. Get out. Hello, haven't you heard me talking? Get out of here? Get out of here, why are you a slut? I'm analm..."

Gu Tie had already walked to the scene, watching the Valkyrie being blown away by one after another, without saying anything. The demons were very sensible, bombing and stabbing the wings and tails, but did not attack the vital points of the torso. At most, Qing Liuli was broken, leaving some psychological shadows and ridiculed handles, and there would be no more serious consequences. When the tail and wings were left, the turret was completely flattened, and only the bachelor's body was left, he gestured. The demons immediately stopped and tightened the encirclement.

"Come out, ashes." Gu Tie said lightly.

There was a sensational sound inside the Valkyrie, probably cleaning the inside. After a while, the seriously damaged rear cabin door fell off and hit the ground. Ashes flew out of the cabin door slowly and floated on the Valkyrie. In the psychic vision, her outline was clear and bright, and her true body finally came on stage. Gu Tie immediately slashed his palm. The charming demons immediately held their weapons and were about to open fire. Ashes said with a smile: "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, all the internal isolation cabin doors of the Valkyrie are open, and all protections are removed. If you fire, it will easily affect the engine, main gun, and then destroy the Valkyrie."

Gu Tie frowned and asked in a deep voice: "Do you still have the face? You actually took your allies and threatened your enemies?"

"Do you accept it? If you don't accept it, then just fire it?" Ash said indifferently.

"Will I put down my weapons and surrender if you use her as a hostage?" Gu Tie asked.

"Hahaha, do you think your sister is a fool?" Ashes asked with a smile.

"Of course not." Gu Tie said.

"Do you think your sister looks like a fool?" Ashes asked again.

"It's true." Gu Tie said.

"FUCK, this plot doesn't work for me." Ashes cursed, Gu Tie couldn't help laughing, and the demons smiled. Ashes just made an American humor, Party A asked: 'You think I'm a fool', Party B denied it; Party A asked again: 'You think I look like a fool', Party B denied it; Party A cursed, 'Then what stupid things do you say (what stupid things do)'. When the morals were gone, Gu Tie often used this plot, so the girls knew. After Ashes cursed, he smiled and said, "Okay, I didn't want to sell good sisters. I just used this gimmick to say a few words to His Majesty the Demon Emperor."

"Have you finished speaking?" Gu Tie asked.

"No, I have another problem." Ashes said with a smile.

"Ask." Gu Tie's eyes kept locking in the ashes, so he was not afraid of her playing tricks.

"Why do you think I only have one set of tactics? Why do you think you are the first to crack the 'Psychic Wandering'? Why do you think that it has forced me into a desperate situation?" The corners of the ashes curled the corners of his lips, showing a charming smile that was fascinating: "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, and these cute little girls, do you want to discuss the victory and defeat with me? Do you want to talk about knowledge with me? I have been adventured on the planet on the edge of the universe, I have witnessed all the ancient sages that exist in the present world, and I have witnessed the birth of the Chaos Black Hole. "Psychic Wandering" I have used it countless times in the Elda World and has been cracked countless times. I am still alive, and they are all dead."

"Ancient Saint?" Prius, who is also Elda, said disdainfully: "The Ancient Saint was extinct before the catastrophe. The Chaos Black Hole is the origin of the catastrophe. It destroys tens of thousands of galaxies and almost destroys the Elda civilization. In the Elda world, almost all the history of the catastrophe is lost, leaving only some sporadic legends, but the vending machine preserves all Elda history, including the catastrophe and the ancient civilization. Lord Ashes, before you use Elda history to brag, you should confirm that the enemy does not have Elda warriors."

"Oh, the historical data of the vending machine records, who caused the catastrophe?" Ashes asked with a smile.

"A ancient prophet named 'Sky Fire', a sinner who will never be forgiven," said Prius.

Gu Tie suddenly widened his eyes, Ash smiled and threw a charming look at Gu Tie.

Prius looked at Gu Tie in confusion, stared at Ashes and asked, "I don't understand, can these nonsense make you escape?"

"Sister just wants to tell you, sister is super cool, sister wants to be the queen, hahaha..." Ash laughed loudly, grabbed the front and lifted the cloak, revealing her elegant and sexy figure. Her brilliant blonde hair, bright eyes, and healthy skin with white and redness, she actually returned to life from death. She wore that "wedding dress", a black tight coat, white tights, and decorative mitril silver plate armor, looking heroic and sexy. She still looked like she used to be, and she was still a clothing hairstyle that everyone had seen many times, but now Ash was completely different from the past - her breath was so powerful that it was strange.

The demons could not wait for Gu Tie's orders and opened fire first. The ashes did not dodge or dodge, and slowly rotated gracefully. She seemed to have become a portal, and countless colorful butterflies shining with colorful lights surged out, flying around her. The demons' firepower rumbled and slammed the colorful butterflies, killing the colorful butterflies in groups to ashes, but the ashes were still dancing gracefully, with beautiful colorful butterflies accompanying each other, like the goddess who was independent in the world. The demons thrust hard, and even the barrage of denser than the heavy rain could not break the colorful butterflies.

Xing Caishi exclaimed in disbelief: "We completely underestimated her, completely underestimated her."

"I feel so too. Could it be that she broke through the mortals and entered the realm of gods?" Gu Tie asked nervously.

"No, her existence is very subtle, not like a human, not like a god, and some like others." Xingcaishi said.

Ashes seemed to hear Gu Tie's comments, he looked at him squintedly and smiled, then raised his left hand gracefully, holding a cherry-colored spark in his palm, and blew gently. The sparks flew up lightly, passing through the complicated barrage, reaching the height of the sky, and blooming into a beautiful miracle. Countless cherry blossoms fell down, and outside the exquisite petals, wrapped in pure white fire. From a distance, it looked like a cloud and a heavy snow. But Gu Tie and the charming demons felt not only beauty, but also death.

This is a beautiful and deadly snow of white fire cherry blossoms!

The first petal fell on the top of a crystal pillar. The petals were extremely beautiful and the crystal pillar was also crystal clear, but the beautiful encounter was not the romance of wind, flowers, snow and moon, but the rumbling explosion. The hard crystal pillar was blown out of a big hole, with a diameter of more than one meter. The ancient iron and the charm demons looked at the holes, and then the cherry blossoms in the sky, and their faces changed. The charm demons quickly gathered around the ancient iron. Yinyue quickly analyzed the composition of the cherry blossoms, and Mitsunin began to release group protection, and other charm demons also defended.

The beautiful cherry blossom snow finally landed completely, triggering a carpet bombardment covering a radius of tens of thousands of meters. Gu Tie and the charming demons shrank into a ball, and were rumbling by the cherry blossoms. The ashes were suspended in the air, with a charming smile and gentle gaze, and colorful butterflies surrounded the cherry blossoms and made the charm index soar to another height. But the more beautiful the woman was, the more vicious she was. She didn't see Gu Tie's difficulty at all. Her right hand was raised gracefully, and a white light lit up in her palm.

At this time, the charming demons were crowded together and could not move at all.

When Gu Tie saw this scene, he shouted madly: "You are really trying to kill me!"

Ashes smiled with a pursed lips, and the white light turned into a lightsaber that created the world, splitting the protective cover of the charming demon in front of him.

Gu Tie's eyes turned black and he completely lost consciousness.

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The kindergarten across the street burst into chirping again. Gu Tie was woken up as usual. He turned over and covered his ears with a pillow, and cursed the buds of the motherland with the most vicious curses. After a while, the little ghost's shouting weakened a little, but the kindergarten's tweeter began to exert force. Gu Tie finally gave up the idea of ​​sleeping in, sat up and yawning, turned over and lying on the bed to do push-ups. He woke up every day, 50 sets in groups, a total of 10 sets. In more than ten years, he had done millions of push-ups and was already used to this project. He didn't feel refreshed when he woke up. But this time, he felt an empty stranger.

It seems that something is wrong. He shouldn't do push-ups, he should do something more intense and happier.

"What's going on? Could it be that the strange dream of last night's disrupted the rhythm?" Gu Tie wondered, but found that he had forgotten the content of the dream. While thinking distressed, he did push-ups and counted habitually. When he woke up, he found that he had counted to 101 and was deeply depressed. His push-up record was 137, but the purpose of morning exercise was not fitness, but warm-up, so he was full of energy, and more energetic in the new day. Therefore, he only practiced in a group of 50, and the amount of exercise was not large, just to make his body comfortable. Now he breaks the rhythm unconsciously, and always feels uncomfortable and awkward.

Gu Tie thought about it and simply did 120, then lay down and rested for a few more minutes before continuing the training. After the push-ups, Gu Tie sweated heavily, picked up a towel, and went to the bathroom to take a shower and rinse his mouth. His apartment was a two-bedroom and one-living room, and the other party shared was a young couple. The man worked as an accountant in the mall, and the woman was a salesperson. He often met Gu Tie in the morning and scrambled to use the bathroom. But this morning, Gu Tie came out after taking a shower and did not run into them. The door next door was locked and there was no movement.

"They..." Gu Tie felt that empty strangeness again. The memories of the shared guests were very distant and blurry. He could not remember the details. He only knew that he would meet frequently in the morning. He stood at the door in a daze for a while, and said with a wry smile: "I must have fallen my brain last night, or I drank too much. Wait... What did I do last night?" He thought for a while, and then remembered that he used a pile of broken copper and iron to make a set of fitness equipment in Lao Huang's auto repair shop warehouse last night, and practiced proudly for a while. But he didn't remember what he did later, nor did he remember how he came back, and a piece of memory was seriously missing.

"Did Lao Huang ask me to drink again? But with his alcohol tolerance, can I make this happen? Fuck, he must have hired a helper."

Gu Tie returned to the bedroom cursingly, picked up his mobile phone to read the work memo, and then frowned. There was nothing on the memo, and the date was shown as 'Sunday'. He muttered for a while in confusion: "Did you drink too much last night and delete the memo? This is not surprising, but will the kindergarten make up for classes on Sunday?" Gu Tie walked to the balcony and watched the lively scene of the kindergarten: "Does these dead guys have activities today? But it's not right. If it's an entertainment event, will they carry shitty schoolbags?"

Gu Tie was stunned for a while and said depressedly: "Oh, I'm old and out of place with the world!"

He shook his head, went back to the house to put on his sportswear, and put his spare clothes in his backpack. When he had nothing to do, he spent all day in the gym, and today was no exception. However, before strenuous exercise, he had to eat and drink enough. He habitually came to the vegetable market. The morning market in the vegetable market not only sold ingredients, but also buns and soy milk. He solved the same for breakfast every day, and the only difference was the number of fresh meat buns and beef buns. However, after he arrived at the vegetable market, facing the slightly crowded crowd, the empty strangeness reappeared.

"I must have drunk too much last night, and I'll eat double this time."

After a simple hesitation, Gu Tie made such a decision and then walked to the bun shop. The elder sister who sold the buns saw Gu Tie from a distance and greeted him with a warm smile. Gu Tie was tall, strong and handsome. Although she lacked the cream of Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea and Japan, she did not have a glamorous little face, and she did not like young girls, but mature aunts and sisters liked strong and durable men the most, and were extra enthusiastic about Gu Tie. Gu Tie walked to the bun shop and handed out a 20 yuan note: "6 beef buns, 6 fresh meat buns, 4 cups of soy milk."

The eldest sister packed the buns in a big bag and put an extra small bun in it. She smiled and said, "Old rule, I'll give you one more."

"Thank you, Sister Li." Gu Tie said with a smile.

Sister Li put the soy milk into a bag and put a straw in a cup of soy milk. Gu Tie was about to pick up the soy milk, but she saw a very delicate and cute little girl. She had slightly curly red hair, golden eyes, a pair of curved corners on her forehead, a small round face white and red in the middle, wearing a fancy and exquisite red coat, and a shaking tail on her butt. Gu Tie knew that she didn't know her, but somehow she felt a ridiculous sense of familiarity in her heart, as if she had a very good relationship with this little girl.

"Xiao Tie, don't be idle, hold it." Sister Li said with a smile.

Gu Tie took the soy milk and found that the little girl was missing. He only looked at the bun and wagged his tail. "Fuck, I definitely drank high last night." Gu Tie cursed in a low voice, hooked the plastic bag with his left hand, and held the cup of soy milk intubated by his elder sister in his right hand while walking and sucking a cup of soy milk insulated by his elder sister in his right hand. He took a bun and subconsciously looked back at the bun shop. The bun shop was still doing a prosperous business, and the Jingba was gone. For some reason, the empty strangeness reappeared.

Gu Tie was eating while walking and determined to go to Lao Huang to ask what he drank last night, which made his brain as mushy as soy milk. He took out his mobile phone to dial Lao Huang's number, but Lao Huang didn't answer. He probably had drunk too much last night and had not woken up. Gu Tie cursed and decided to go to the auto repair shop himself. For some reason, he felt that this matter was very important and he had to ask clearly as soon as possible.

He quickly stepped up, but an old woman in front suddenly fell flat on the ground and covered her waist. Her face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum. Her turbid old eyes looked at Gu Tie like a bereaved dog, moaning in pain. Gu Tie quickly took a step back and warned with a stern face: "Don't let him cheat me, you should find a fool if you try to mess with me. Do you think I am a fool? Do you think I look like a fool? You are a fool who is stupid, why don't you beg for food if you lack money? The income is higher than that of a master's student."

The old woman cried, just like she had a dead only child. Gu Tie took out his cell phone and took a few photos of the old woman, then went around to the other side of the street, and continued to eat buns while walking. After a while, he felt that he could not ignore this evil deed that corrupted the morality of society, so he took out his cell phone and logged on to Weibo, and said proudly: "I'm immortal, it's okay if you're not going to mess with me, but you dare to cheat me. You don't think about who I am, and I won't play you to death! I'll post you on Weibo and see you're still proud." He uploaded the picture and attached a text: 'Keep all kinds of heroes, this is the XX version of Mrs. Xu in Nanjing, cherish your property and stay away from the old lady.'

After he posted, he put away his phone, ate the remaining buns, and stood at the bus stop, sucking soy milk while waiting for the bus. People came around the bus stop, and a cool-dressed girl came from time to time. Gu Tie usually enjoyed this scenery and always looked at the girls' little butts, but for some reason, today it was completely unsuccessful, and the girls' little butts could not attract attention at all. He thought for a while, and suddenly a tall and toned woman appeared in his mind, with her thighs and long thighs and round butts. His little dd suddenly reacted, and his crotch was slightly raised. He quickly adjusted his standing posture, stopped fantasy and took deep breaths.

A fat uncle with a fat face swayed over with three thin young men, with a weird look and a bit like a gangster. Gu Tie glanced casually and didn't care much about it. The local public security was fine, and there would be no robbers during the day. Even if the stupid thief works in broad daylight, he would not steal a man with a big height, sharp eyes, sharp reactions, and obviously bulging biceps. According to the law of survival of the fittest, brothers on the road all have their own vision and know who can rob and who can't.

Gu Tie didn't care much, so when the accident happened, he was completely unprepared.

When three young men passed by Gu Tie, they suddenly rushed up without saying a word, one hugging his legs and two hugging his arms, trying to press him to the ground. Gu Tie was shocked and struggled hard without thinking, breaking his right leg free from his hug, step forward to stabilize the balance, then buckle the belly and arched his back, and hit the head hammer on the left young man's head. He didn't pay attention at first, but later found that he hit the fragile back of his head, causing a lot of blood. The young man fell down softly without saying a word.

Gu Tie didn't think much about it. He only knew that the young man on his left lay down and his left hand regained his freedom. He immediately pulled his fist and beat the young man on his right. After a swing and three uppercuts, the young man also let go of his right arm, but he did not completely let go. Gu Tie pinched his neck with his left hand, reached forward with his right hand and grabbed his crotch, and squeezed his hands up and down. The young man's eyes turned white and felt dizzy.

Gu Tie's hands were free, and then he tied the young man's neck with his back hands and punched him hard toward the weak ribs. The two ribs at the bottom were the most fragile, so they were called "weak ribs", which were easily broken and broken. The young man looked a little flesh, but it was completely fat, and he was not exercised at all. He was greedy and lazy and raised fat, and his skin and bones were crispy. Gu Tie punched four or five times in a row, not only the weak ribs were broken, but the broken ribs also pierced the belly and lungs, and the blood flowed out instantly wet his shirt. Gu Tie quickly let go of the young man, but the young man could no longer stand up, curled up on the ground and cried like a woman, constantly coughing up blood foam.

Gu Tie felt that he should be nervous, panic, fear, and guilt. But in fact, he was not sad at all. His whole body was full of hot strength, his heart was full of comfort and confidence, and he wanted to beat 2.5 million such sluts again. He grinned, looked at the fat uncle, twisted his neck and shoulders, and his joints made a series of crisp crackling sounds. The fat uncle was so scared that he patted his face, his fat body was trembling, and he shouted in a long voice: "Don't come over, I'm a policeman, you attack the police, you're dead."

"I attacked the police. It was you who attacked me. You are a policeman, why don't you wear a police uniform?" Gu Tie asked.

"I'm plainclothes." said the fat uncle.

"Plainclothes have a police certificate, take it out," Gu Tie said.

The fat uncle trembled and took out a thick leather wallet, opened the dozens of VIP membership cards, diamond cards, platinum cards, bath cards, massage cards, wine cards, shopping cards, and VIP cards inside, but there was no police certificate. He stuffed his wallet back into his sweaty pocket, rolled up his sleeves to reveal the Rolex gold watch, pointed at Gu Tie and shouted: "This face is a police certificate. I tell you, you are so arrogant, you refuse to... refuse to arrest, and attack the police. You are dead."

Gu Tie couldn't help laughing: "If you want to arrest me, then you should tell me, is it the charge of arrest?"

"You are dead, you know Qizhi?" The fat uncle swears and curses.

"Who am I slandering?" Gu Tie asked puzzledly: "Tell me, who am I slandering?"

"What did you post this morning, grandson?" asked the fat uncle.

"Cherish life and stay away from the old lady." Gu Tie asked curiously: "Which old lady asked you to come?"

"**, you ran away and slandered you, and attacked the police and resisted arrest. You are dead." The fat uncle shouted.

Gu Tie thought about it and couldn't help laughing: "**Your uncle, that's your mother. I just met her, so you came to me. When will the police from the Celestial Dynasty be so fast? Your grandson is not a little more decent in the partnership, and he wears a fake Rolex. Are you going to tell me that you are playing the role of the police chief? What if you don't have the eyesight, forget it, you're so stupid."

Gu Tie rushed forward with great strides and kicked the fat uncle's bulging belly...

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The illusion suddenly faded, Gu Tie returned to reality, with solid rocks under his feet, surrounded by beautiful and capable demons. Everything was so clear and real, and there was no empty sense of strangeness. He immediately understood that the life on Earth just now was just an absurd, ridiculous and pathetic hallucination. He breathed a sigh of relief, and inexplicably angry and annoyed, and couldn't help but curse: "FUCK me."

"Master, what's wrong?" Yin Yue asked gently.

"I had an hallucination, probably because of the ashes." Gu Tie said.

"So it was a mental attack." Yin Yue breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "When the lightsword fell just now, I thought we were finished, but nothing happened. I understand, I understand the truth." Her eyes lit up, she stretched her neck to look around, and said with a smile: "Sisters, you can remove the protective shield. Everyone's single shield is enough to deal with this thing."

The demons looked around suspiciously and gradually smiled. Gu Tie also looked around and quickly saw the flaws. The gorgeous white fire cherry blossom snow was still landing, causing a rumbling carpet explosion. Every explosion, a pit was blown up on the ground, which inspired a fireball, smoke and dust. These pits, sparks, smoke are all visual effects. But as long as you observe carefully, you can find a situation - the visual effects of many explosions are highly similar, the same pit, the same smoke, and the same dust. This is unscientific. There are no two identical explosions in the world, nor are there exactly the same visual effects.

Unless these visual effects are hallucinations of shear transplants, like the editing of movie effects.

Suddenly, the gorgeous cherry blossom snow disappeared, and the beautiful ashes just now returned to normal - it was not that the ordinary ashes were not beautiful enough, but the ashes just now were too dreamy and unreal. She raised her hands and said listlessly: "I surrender, I admit defeat, for the sake of our adulterers and for those adultery, don't slap me in the face."

Gu Tie walked to Ash, shook his head with a smile, hugged her in his arms, and said with a smile: "Can you explain it?"

Ashes was a little surprised and asked carefully: "Aren't you angry?"

"I won't be angry if I give me a complete post-war summary," Gu Tie said.

"Actually, it's very simple. I am an illusionist. Illusion also includes mental attacks. If you practice illusion to a certain level, you can master the 'fantasy killer', introduce the target into the illusion, and kill him in the fantasy world." Ashes buried his face in Gu Tie's shoulder and said with a smile: "I just started to deliberately make fun of it and release a lot of fancy spells to distract you from. You are fully focused on guarding against external attacks, and that will lack resistance to the surprise attacks of the mind."
To be continued...
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