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092 The World's Strongest Air Combat Commentator

The display screen, instrument panel, and signal lights flashed more and more violently, and suddenly crackled electric sparks flashed randomly, and then went out one by one. In a blink of an eye, the entire cockpit was "powered out" and all the instruments stopped operating, covering an unnatural haze, like an old home appliance piled up in a waste warehouse for decades and covered with thick dust. Gu Tie looked up at the advanced photoelectric radar display on the top of the cabin, but saw no flash. The originally smooth screen was covered with a thin layer of gray, and even the reflection could not be seen clearly.

But the cockpit is not dark, but brighter than before. The bright red morning glow penetrates the driving window, placing the cockpit with a layer of blood red. Gu Tie raised his hand to cover his eyes, frowned and said, "What's going on?" Qing Liuli picked up the juice and took a sip, squinted his big eyes to admire the sun in the east, and said with a smile: "The driving window has an automatic filtering function, which will automatically filter out the dazzling brightness and keep the cockpit at the right brightness. The master's female ghost girl destroyed the Valkyrie's electronic system, and the automatic filtering was also out of control, and the window glass turned into white glass. Well, today's sun is good, red, and a gorgeous blood dawn."

"Gorgeous bloody dawn?" Gu Tie couldn't help laughing: "My aunt, do you still have the mood to appreciate this?"

"Why-not?" Qing Liuli picked up the juice and tasted it, continuing to appreciate the beautiful sunset.

"Tell me, what are you going to do?" Gu Tie asked.

Qing Liuli didn't say anything, but just opened her pink little mouth and spit out her slender and forked tongue and licked her lips, as if she was about to eat. Gu Tie consciously closed her mouth, pulled up her seat belt and tied it tightly, determined to be a silent audience. As Qing Liuli's master, he knew this cunning little demon quite well. She was playful, lazy, funny on the surface and did not obey the duties of the succubus. She cut the surface with a dagger to find her essence, but she was still playful, lazy, funny. She was called succubus but did not do the job of succubus. Then she cut the essence with a dagger to find a cold and tyrannical black teardrop.

Qing Liuli is just a girl who wants to enjoy and enjoy it. She is similar to ordinary people, but her taste is more extensive and her methods are worse. Now Qing Liuli has finally revealed her true nature. However, she is not like a succubus who pursues the best, but a darker evil. Gu Tie doesn't know what Qing Liuli wants, but no matter what she wants, he will support it unconditionally.

Qing Liuli finished drinking the juice silently before smiling and saying, "Star Caishi."

The star colored stone left the ancient iron and turned into a human form, and a rare faint sigh: "Oh, you are really messing around as always!"

"What I like. The delicious food I'm already tasting." Qing Liuli stroked the empty cup, and the curve of the corners of her lips became bigger and bigger, making people feel confused about the bloodthirsty shark: "There are some idiots who don't know how high the sky is and thick the earth want to snatch it. Of course I have to give them some color. But my current ability is limited and I need your full help. You will definitely help."

"He sat here, looking determined not to leave." Xingcai Shi glanced at Gu Tie.

"Then please protect the entire plane. I will negotiate with the female ghost lady." Qing Liuli said.

Xingcai Shi pulled Gu Tie's left hand, and his body turned into a beam of colorful light and returned to the contract mark, but the power turned into a colorful stream of light and poured out in large quantities, filling the entire cockpit in a blink of an eye, and then surging to other cabins. At the same time, Qing Liuli untied the ribbon of her hair, stood up with a long hair disguised. She tilted her head slightly and looked at Gu Tie: "Master, there will be some small danger later."

"I know, what should I do." Gu Tie replied calmly.

"I don't know yet, but I will notify the owner at any time." Qing Liuli said.

"You're welcome." Gu Tie said.

Qing Liuli smiled with a pursed lips, and her petite body turned into a hazy mist, covering the cold dashboard and display screens. A fierce supernatural collision followed, and the entire cockpit flashed everywhere. The Valkyrie, who was flying stably, also shook violently, diving, rolling left, and rolling right, rising, a thousand times more violent than the most intense roller coaster. Gu Tie was shaken, but showed a smile of enjoyment. On earth, he was just the son of a family of fart people, and after graduation, he was just a fart people. He never had extra time and money to make a roller coaster, but now he has completely enjoyed it.

"The wastes who screamed on roller coasters were killed." Gu Tie smiled and said to himself.

The Valkyrie rolled violently, even more powerful than the drum washing machine, but the cockpit door suddenly opened. Hongbai lay on the ground like a gecko, climbing into the cockpit very smoothly, carrying another young girl on her back. Milan hugged her like a koala, frowned and closed her eyes, bulged her face and pursed her mouth hard, and looked like she was about to vomit. Hongbai climbed in front of Gutie, hugged her legs and climbed on Gutie, shook her tail and shouted: "Brother Gutie, Hongbai is willing to do anything for Gutie."

The contract imprint of the Star Color Stone was still spraying light waves. Gu Tie could only hold his left hand and hold the two little guys with his right hand, and then use his psychic hands to envelop them. Xiao Milan immediately let go of Hongbai and curled up on Gu Tie's thighs, and gasped. Gu Tie had an idea and smiled and said, "Hongbai, Xiao Milan is very sad. Can Hongbai help his brother take care of Xiao Milan?"

Red and white little heads said sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, Xiao Milan is your goddaughter, that's fine."

"What?" Gu Tie asked puzzledly: "Goddaughter?"

"Well, Brother Gu Tie has admitted it." Hongbai nodded vigorously.

"I admit it?" Gu Tie was even more puzzled.

Xiaomian always had a uncomfortable expression, but now she opened her watery little eyes and stared at Gu Tie without blinking, and a cute blush appeared on her face. Hongbai said seriously: "More than ten minutes ago, Hongbai met Brother Gu Tie and was so excited that she couldn't speak. Brother Gu Tie was worried about Hongbai, so Xiaomian explained to Hongbai. Brother Gu Tie, you must remember this."

"Yes, she told me that you went crazy when you saw a very big mushroom cloud." Gu Tie said.

"It's not crazy, Hongbai is too excited, too excited." Hongbai said.

"Yes, yes." Gu Tie patted Hongbai's head and asked angrily: "But what does her answer have to do with her goddaughter?"

"Brother Gu Tie, think about it carefully." Hongbai stared at Gu Tie without blinking.

Gu Tie tightened his eyebrows and began to recall it seriously. At that time, Hongbai was spinning around him, like a little mad dog with rabies attacks. He was worried that Hongbai would eat unclean things and be invaded by evil viruses. At that time, Xiaomian crawled out of the gun mouth, ran to him happily, hugged his knees and said crisply: "Don't worry about godfather..."

Gu Tie finally remembered it and frowned and asked, "That's it?"

"Yeah, Brother Gu Tie has agreed." Hongbai said.

Gu Tie was silent for a while before asking, "Hongbai, is this your plan?"

"No, Brother Gu Tie accepted it myself." Hongbai picked up Xiao Milan and pressed it on Gu Tie's breastplate, and said seriously: "Brother Gu Tie, isn't Xiao Milan cute? The cute little eyes are green and blue. The sound is as sweet as honey, the little face is white and tender, and there are beautiful and warm feathers. Xiaomilan also promised Hongbai that every year when the hair faded, she would make the fallen feathers into down pillows and give it to Hongbai. Brother Gu Tie, such a cute goddaughter. Don't you want it?"

Gu Tie hesitated. Xiaomian is the daughter of Roger, a cult leader. It is an unfathomable little witch. It is very risky to take on her goddaughter. Seeing Gu Tie hesitating, Hongbai immediately secretly grabbed a cluster of feathers on Milan's butt and pulled it. Xiaomian's little eyes were immediately covered with mist. Eyelashes trembled, looking sad, sad, and painful. They were about to cry at any time. Gu Tie couldn't stand this pitiful and cute look the most, and said helplessly: "Xiao Milan, will your father agree?"

"The godfather belongs to Milan, not to him, don't care." Milan said with a pout.

Gu Tie was still a little hesitant, and his worries about Roger gradually faded, and replaced it with a guilty feeling of cheating young girls. Although he didn't know why he felt this guilt. Hongbai hugged Xiao Milan and said in a coquettish way: "Brother Gu Tie, Xiao Milan is so fun, fragrant, soft, beautiful. After passing this village, there is no such store, and after passing this temple, there is no such nun..." The Valkyrie suddenly shook violently, Hongbai was shocked and changed constantly, and accidentally hit Xiao Milan's forehead. Xiao Milan's eyes turned white and collapsed in Gu Tie's arms, humming and giggling, looking like he was demented.

Hongbai touched his forehead and hugged Xiao Milan and shouted, "Little nun, is it okay? Wake up quickly, it must be okay."

"I just worry that she was ruined by you." Gu Tie sighed, wrapped his right hand around the two little ghosts, and looked up at the driving window. A missile happened to pass by the Valkyrie, leaving a pale smoke crisis. Gu Tie was scared and sweated. Before he could wipe off the sweat from his forehead, he saw another missile coming in oncoming, and couldn't help but mutter: "Goddess sister, bless."

The Valkyrie rolled more violently, almost breaking Gu Tie's cervical spine, but she also narrowly avoided the missile. Gu Tie wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, then slapped Hong Bai's forehead and said dryly: "What do you say?" Hong Bai misunderstood, thinking that Gu Tie asked her to explain this air battle, and immediately sat on Gu Tie's thigh, and said crisp and sweetly: "Dear audience, good morning, everyone, I am the super driver of Hong Bai, the killing ruins, and I am honored to be the commentator of this game."

Gu Tie's original intention is very simple, let Hongbai say whatever he wants and relax his overtight nerves. Now Hongbai is in a misstep, and is cute and playful explanation. Gu Tie is really distracted, hoping that Hongbai can say something. Hongbai stretches out his neck and looks out the window, saying sweetly: "The two sides in the war are Gu Tie, who is worth 30 billion gold coins and the infamous Mercedes-Benz Bell Sky Pirates. Since he humiliates the big and small Naga of Nuanfeng Port, he has become the public enemy of Nuanfeng Port. As for whether the wanted reward of 30 billion gold coins comes from Nuanfeng Port, it is unknown whether it is not the focus today. There is only one theme today, that is..."

Hongbai suddenly jumped up, raised his fist and shouted: "The most explosive air battle."

Gu Tie was stunned, but the passionate commentary of Hongbai was just beginning. She turned around gorgeously and pointed to a missile that was shot on the face and shouted: "This is a 'lut' missile. The lut is a tracking missile created by the thieves' self-entertainment. It has strong power and fast speed. It can track the enemy tightly until it is inserted like a thief, causing a vigorous **. If the Valkyrie is shot by a lewd, she will definitely get pregnant. The crew members will turn from eggs to fertilized eggs. Even if the lewd stick does not shoot the Valkyrie, as long as it is close enough to the Valkyrie, it can still rumbling and explode, making the Valkyrie full of it."

Gu Tie was both ashamed and annoyed when he heard this, and felt a slap in his hand and urged to smack the rocket launcher and shoot it onto the cement wall.

Hongbai was unaware of his own, and he shouted: "But as the tallest and most handsome and rich man in the killing ruins, the husband of Venom, the mistress of the ashes, and the leader of the five-headed dragon battle group. The player Gutie is an extremely excellent demon warrior, raising two extremely vicious demons. One of the demons is called "Star Color Stone", and is an iceberg virgin with a master-level contraceptive halo. She is a professional and arrogant person who will not easily expose her shyness and weakness, and will never accept any uncleanness outside her master. She is releasing the power of the contraceptive halo. The strong psychic radiation is released from the Valkyrie, impacting these lusts, making the lusts dull."

Valkyrie rolled violently again and avoided the missile. Hongbai shouted excitedly: "Look, the slut flew past Valkyrie, without the explosion of her sister. It was as numb as a rubber rod, without any reaction. This is the power of the contraceptive halo. It can reject any invaders in a targeted manner and prevent bad people from taking advantage of the bad guys. The thieves of Mercedes-Benz Bell must have been stupid, their hard dick must have been soft, and these turtle grandsons must be muttering with their assholes, why is this happening..."

Gu Tie finally couldn't listen anymore and slapped Hongbai on the back of his head: "Sven."

Hongbai sat down obediently and said sweetly: "Brother Gu Tie, don't you like this style?"

"What style is this?" Gu Tie asked with a long face.

"The commentary style of robbers. The robbers often hold fighting competitions, and this is how passionate commentary is." Hongbai said.

"If you know the situation, give me a summary introduction." Gu Tie said.

"Yes, Brother Gu Tie, a battle briefing explanation." Red and white coughed lightly and continued to say sweetly: "The enemy is the Mercedes-Benz Bell Air Pirates. Mercedes-Benz Bell is a notorious robber of the West Coast generation, and occasionally makes guest appearances as mercenaries. They are extremely cruel. No grass grows wherever they go. Men will kill women and rape women, and they will not let them go. Their cruelty is appreciated by many employers and often receives some inhumane bloody tasks. It can be believed that the large number of corpses in the ruins of Green Forest were provided by Mercedes-Benz Bell. If a large number of raped women and children appear, then the tenth *** will be Mercedes-Benz Bell."

Gu Tie recalled the children and ladies, nodded and said, "I understand, what else?"

"These missiles are really called '生'. They have simple and practical tracking functions and can keep tracking. Even if they don't hit the target directly, they can explode violently as long as they get close to the target, and damage the enemy with debris." Hongbai stared at his little eyes and said: "Under normal circumstances, the few slut missiles just now will definitely explode, blasting the Valkyrie all over the body. Well, but the Star Color Stone releases a special spiritual energy, which hinders the electronic system of these slut missiles, causing automatic detonation to lose its effect and unable to track Valkyrie. This is a common trick used by the demons. The Star Color Stone operates very finely, causing all missiles to fail."

"If the vulture's missile fails, will this happen?" Gu Tie asked.

"Dog Fight." Hongbai said with his little eyes. (Dog Fight: In an old-fashioned air battle, several planes are fighting at close range.)

Next, the Valkyrie rolled in extreme danger, avoiding the missiles passing by. Soon, six vultures appeared in the field of view, less than a thousand meters apart. They were scattered into three twin-aircraft teams, one of which was elevated to occupy the advantage of the altitude, and two teams surrounded from left and right, without firing missiles. The Valkyrie quickly pulled up and flew straight to the two-aircraft team at a high altitude.

"The Valkyrie made a serious mistake and should get rid of it at a low altitude and not fight for the high altitude." Hongbai said immediately.

The two vultures were lighter and faster, and quickly flew to high altitude, then roared and fired violently. The Valkyrie was directly hit and rolled violently. The off-road vehicle in the cargo hold rolled like a ball, and a tire flew into the cockpit. Gu Tie hugged Hongbai and Xiao Milan tightly and whispered: "Goddess, don't explode before landing."

"Brother Gu Tie, Valkyrie won't explode, Star Color Stone protects Valkyrie." Hongbai said with his little eyes.

"What kind of protection?" Gu Tie said loudly.

"It's the demon armor that combines the demonic energy with metal..."

Before the red and white had finished speaking, the vultures surrounding the left and right had intercepted the Valkyrie and shot dense barrage. The Valkyrie was hit continuously. Gu Tie heard the dull sound of hitting the fuselage, as if standing under the greenhouse and being smashed by hail. Many bullets hit the window glass, splashing some sparks and bounced open, leaving only two fingers wide gun holes. But Valkyrie did not explode, and no bullets penetrated the Valkyrie. Gu Tie had already felt that the power of the star color stone covered the outside of the fuselage, forming a shield similar to the demon armor. Ordinary guns and ammunition were difficult to penetrate the demon armor, so after these bullets hit Valkyrie, they just bounced away.

Suddenly, a sharp roar in the belly of the machine actually tore a big crack open.

"Well, Valkyrie is going to crash." Hongbai said.

"Why? The missile was not hit and the bullet was bounced away?" Gu Tie asked in surprise.

"Metal fatigue, Valkyrie's movements were too big, and it hurt his muscles and bones." Hongbai said with a smile.

The Valkyrie suddenly rotated rapidly and fell straight to the sea of ​​fog.

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