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Chapter 38 A Little Lesson

What does urine taste like?

\tWhen I was a child, I splashed on my hands and licked it curiously, salty.

\tWhat does it feel like to have a cup of urine?

\tIt is hard to describe in one word.

\t Yan Jiucheng heard the word "Cheers" from Gu Miqing outside, and he knew that this was Gu Miqing's warning. He held the warm urine in his hand, and he had a lot of urine. He didn't know how much to drink to make the weapons in his stomach excrete.

\tThe bathroom door opened, and Yan Jiucheng raised the cup in his hand with a smile.

\tGu Miqing, Lao Dian, and Xuan Lin looked over and saw that Yan Jiucheng had completely lost the entanglement when he just entered the bathroom. Instead, he smiled and was full of energy, as if he was a glass of wine in his hand, not a soak in urine.

\t "Yan Jiucheng..." The old man said silly. He didn't know how to describe it, so he stopped talking. He could only look at Yan Jiucheng with great admiration, and watched him raise his glass, tilt his head and sip the cup of urine, then pressed the glass down, drinking no drop left.

\t reached out and wiped the corner of his mouth, grinned and smiled.

\tYan Jiucheng, once he makes up his mind about something, he will no longer be afraid. This is true for fighting lions, and even more so for drinking urine.

\tGu Miqing's eyelashes trembled.

\t Yan Jiucheng held the cup in his hand, walked towards Gu Miqing, put the cup to her hand with a clamor, and raised his eyebrows proudly.

\t "I have a genital for you!" Lao Dan gave a thumbs up.

\t Yan Jiucheng slapped his thigh and sat down, picked up chopsticks and picked up a piece of meat and threw it into his mouth. From drinking to sitting down, he didn't frown at all.

\tA or two drops of yellow urine remained on the edge of the cup, sparkling under the light.

\t Yan Jiucheng turned his head and looked at Gu Miqing, answering Lao Dian's words, saying to Gu Miqing: "Isn't it just drinking urine? What's the point?"

Gu Mi smiled faintly, and nodded affirmatively when he met his gaze: "It's really nothing."

Yan Jiucheng touched his stomach, then threw another piece of meat into his mouth and felt something was wrong. Didn’t he say that drinking urine would stimulate the drug and excrete it? Why didn’t there be any reaction?

"Eat this." Gu Miqing took out a chewing gum from her pocket and handed it to Yan Jiuzheng.

"Yo, why, our experienced Instructor Gu couldn't even smell the smell of urine?" Yan Jiucheng stretched out his voice, breathed in the direction of Gu Miqing, and smirked.

Gu Miqing glanced at Yan Jiucheng with a slanted look, and his sister looked at the childish brother of the elementary school student.

Yan Jiucheng threw the gum into his mouth. Facing this gaze, he cast a dissatisfied look and said, "Tsk, I can understand it, it's a woman."

Gu Miqing looked at Yan Jiucheng with his hands wrapped around his chest, and he had something in his smile.

It was strange that as soon as he ate the gum, Yan Jiucheng immediately felt the intention of stool. The intention was so fierce that he could hardly control himself. He just laughed at Gu Miqing proudly, but the next second he rolled and crawled towards the bathroom. As soon as he entered the bathroom, he took off his pants and sat on the toilet before he could even close the door.

That was a flying flow down three thousand feet, and the clouds and fog spread across the sky, making me happy.

ah……

Yan Jiucheng made a pleasant and comfortable voice.

He vaguely felt something slipping out from below, needless to say, the weapon came out.

Gu Miqing stood up, walked to the bathroom door, and looked at Yan Jiuzheng, who was sitting there in the big size and fog.

It was a bit embarrassing to let the beauty stare at her for the first time.

Yan Jiucheng squeezed out a polite smile in embarrassment and pointed at the door: "Uh... although I am very handsome, please close the door."

Gu Miqing took out another chewing gum from his pocket and handed it to him: "I'll eat it, it'll repair your stomach."

Yan Jiucheng realized something, and he took the gum and his face changed: "Is drinking urine not going to make me defecate? This gum is the medicine that makes me defecate?"

"certainly."

...

Yan Jiucheng widened his eyes and looked at Gu Miqing who said 'Of course' with Yun Danfeng, and became angry and said, "You are playing tricks on me?! You ask me to pee, you... "

"Yes, I'm just playing tricks on you. Have you remembered this lesson?" Gu Miqing looked at Yan Jiucheng like this, in the instructor's manner: "I asked you to drink urine to tell you the consequences of not memorizing all the weapons. Today you are lucky, just eating urine. If you go to this battlefield without gunpowder but full of bones, what you eat will not be peeing."

As she said that, she walked towards Lao Diao and Xuan Lin, took the chopsticks she was still using just now, and folded one of them. There was a small black electromagnetic thing hidden in the chopsticks.

"This is a wiretapping device, a commonly used device in S country." Gu Miqing threw this thing into Xuanlin's bowl.

I walked around Lao Dian's side, reached out to rub it on the tablecloth, rubbed it out, and rubbed it into a transparent film as big as a fingernail, picked it up and threw it into the fish soup in front of me. The transparent film melted and disappeared.

"Stop drinking fish soup, it's very poisonous."

Lao Dian and Xuan Lin looked at each other and were stunned.

"This is a wiretape, this is anesthetic, this is a shot." Gu Miqing turned around the table and saw that her weapons were taken out from various places, and there were more than thirty pieces.

Lao Dan took a pipe for drinking drinks, and he looked through the hole. Sure enough, the hole was blocked.

"Tear gas, effective range is 0.5 meters. You can launch it by pinching the five centimeters in the upper left corner. This gas can help you escape briefly when you are in trouble." Gu Miqing pointed to one end of the straw.

"What is this? Isn't this just a cookie?" Xuan Lin took a piece of cookie that Gu Miqing took out of the snack box, looked at it and smelled it again. He broke it apart and couldn't find anything else.

"This is an old thing, and it is used by all countries. We call this cookie as aunt."

"Auntie?" Xuan Lin was stunned.

"Yes, Aunt Jemima." Gu Miqing nodded affirmatively and pointed to the pile of biscuits that were broken by Xuan Lin and explained: "Although it is an old thing, it is very useful. Although various countries have made some improvements, it is roughly the same. In 1942, the old thing developed by the engineers under Lofoll for the first time, a new type of strong*. That year, DuPont produced 15 tons of this explosive drug, named "Aunt Jemima."

The famous Aunt Jemima is a weapon that every person engaged in spies or counter-espionage knows. This is the same as when you play with a computer, you will definitely know what the Internet virus is. However, in this circle, such an ordinary thing is unheard of for Lao Dian and Xuan Lin.

"Aunt Jemima is no different from real wheat flour in appearance and taste, and can be safely baked into cookies, but the texture is slightly harder." Gu Miqing sat down and said in praise: "It is really good to use a weapon that is still very common to today. It can pass the inspection like ordinary flour and will only be discovered under a microscope."

This means that if there is a flour like Aunt Jemima, it will be much easier to make a blow-out. After all, this flour can pass security checks and make cookies even if it is found, others will not know the danger of the cookies: special fuses are required to explode.

"It's very difficult to make this thing?" Lao Dian can no longer look at these biscuits. You must know that he had just eaten two pieces.

"Of course it is difficult, otherwise wouldn't the bombs fly all over the sky? Of course, it also has its shortcomings. Although it was the strong nature of the past, for today's buildings, the explosion was not very strong, and it could only be considered a small bomb." Gu Miqing picked up a biscuit, Yan Jiuzheng walked out of the bathroom, and his eyes also fell on the biscuits.

"Aunt Jemima has been improving for so many years and is more and more suitable for use in our country. This flour is getting closer and closer to the grayish-white wheat flour in our country in terms of appearance and taste. Let's put it this weapon was designed in 1942 and existed specifically for use in our country since the beginning, and it is still the case today."

Gu Miqing said, throwing the biscuits into the basket in disgust.

It seems that this weapon is a weapon designed by other countries specifically for creating chaos for our country.

"This is very dangerous. If you get a bunch of them onto the subway and blow them up, it will be a bad thing." When Lao Dian heard this, a sense of fear arose.

"When we are vegetarians? Aunt Jemima can't even defend herself?" Gu Miqing asked back and sneered.

The vegetarian trio didn't know what Aunt Jemima was, silently did not dare to answer the conversation.

"I will give you seven days to memorize all the weapons, especially spy weapons, and basically master a few weapons I carry with you. This is the task I give you, and it is also the ultimate goal of eating, living and sleeping together in these seven days. Next, I will systematically train you."

Gu Miqing said, stood up and walked towards the bed. She waved her hand: "Come and sleep after you finish eating. Give you seven hours of sleep. Cherish it. This is the last time you have had a complete sleep after joining us."

At this time, Yan Jiucheng and the other three didn't know the meaning of Gu Miqing's words. They just buried their heads in eating, curiously and carefully playing with some weapons. The magic of various weapons made the three of them feel happy that they had a broad horizon.

"You said, how much does it cost to make these things?" Lao Dian was amazed.

"Money is secondary, this high technology is amazing." Xuan Lin picked up an apple and looked around: "Why do I feel like the world I live in is full of dangers? Maybe there will be spies in the people I know."

Yan Jiuzheng burped, smelled of urine, and then buried his head and ate "  "Eat first, eat, drink and sleep, and then study the weapons carefully. Since it comes, you will be at ease."

Gu Mi cleared the large door and walked towards the bathroom. Soon, the sound of water sprinkling came from the bathroom.

This sound made the three of them stop chewing at the same time.

"At night, she slept next to us?" Lao Dian still couldn't believe it.

Although there are four beds, the four beds are tightly attached, just like sleeping in a large bed.

"Well, she said she wanted to sleep next to me." Yan Jiucheng blinked and laughed, throwing a piece of mutton into his mouth. Before he could swallow it, he threw another piece of mutton into his mouth.

"Eat slowly and be careful to choke." Xuan Lin handed over a glass of water.

"A beautiful woman sleeps next to me at night. I have to eat more mutton to nourish the kidneys." Yan Jiucheng smiled badly, frowned, and made a strange sound like a woman.

Um……

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