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Chapter 688: Pig Killing Storm 1

"Wait a minute! This pig cannot be killed!" A man suddenly stepped over with great strides and reached out to stop the butcher knife that Liu Daxia waved.

We looked closely and found that Cheng Yaojin, who came out from halfway, was an old god.

Liu Daxia said dissatisfied: "You don't want to die? You're so scorpion tiger hitting you, do you think this knife can't kill you?"

"Xia Liu, listen to me, this pig cannot be killed!" The old god said gasping.

"Is this pig your uncle? Why can't I kill it?" Liu Daxia swung the blood-dropping pig-killing knife in front of the old god.

"This is the six fingers. If you kill this pig, it is equivalent to killing six fingers!" the old god shouted.

"I care about its five toes and six toes. In short, if I want to eat its meat, I will kill it!" Liu Daxia snorted coldly.

"It's not five toes and six toes, its name is six fingers, it's a person..." The old god explained hard. However, his words sounded like incoherent to others!

I hurriedly walked up to the old god and said, "Old god, if you don't take the wrong medicine, don't mess around here, don't hinder Hero Liu from killing the pig!"

"Yes, our hands are sore! Old God, don't be too troublesome, let Hero Liu kill the pig!" Hengqi and others shouted impatiently.

"Kess, that's right. This pig really can't be killed because it's not a pig, it's a human!" The old god looked at me and said seriously.

"Damn, the 'Emperor' is here! This is obviously a pig, but in your eyes he became a human! I wonder if you are crazy or we are crazy?" Heng Qi sneered.

"Yes, Old God, you are too outrageous. Could it be that this pig is really your uncle?" Everyone also sarcastically said.

"Old God, what's going on?" At this time, Xiapi walked over and stared at the old God seriously and asked.

"First of all, I want you to confirm something, I'm not crazy! Otherwise, I can't answer your question!" The old god replied.

"Are you crazy? It's useless if I confirm it! If you are really crazy, wouldn't you be crazy if I confirm you are not crazy?" Xia Pi asked back.

"You have to argue aside, I'll kill the pig first! Otherwise, the pig will suffer, and the pig will suffer too!" Liu Daxia said as he raised the butcher knife again!

"Xia Liu, if you continue to kill this today, you will commit a great sin. You will go to Avici Hell!" The old god roared wildly, and almost broke his vocal cords.

At this moment, the pig was like responding to the old god's roar, and pulled a lot of pig shit on Huang Paopau who was standing behind the pig's butt. Huang Paopau instinctively reached out to pat the pig shit. The pig took the opportunity to kick his legs suddenly, and then a lazy pig rolled on it, then rolled out of the bench to the ground, then squeezed out of the crowd and ran out of the pig farm courtyard!

"Damn, why did the pig run away? Chase me!" Everyone chased after me out loudly.

"Now the pig is running away, you have 'fulfilled merits'!" Liu Daxia threw the pig-killing knife into the bloodbath in disappointment, and stared at the old god with a pair of fierce and ferocious eyes.

"Shrimp skin, Kesi, Liu Daxia, listen to me, Liuzhi was bought by a farmer named Shang Tianliang a few months ago. Shang Tianliang said that his son Liuzhi was reincarnated on the pig of this pig. He asked me to buy this pig and come back to raise it. This pig can only make it die of old age and must not be killed, because it is a human, not a pig. Killing it is equivalent to killing people!" The old god explained a horrifying incident with Bijie.

"Old God, why did this pig become a despicable son? What the hell are you doing?" Shrimps stared at Old God suspiciously.

"It's Shang Tianliang, not a despicable person! Shang Tianliang's son Shang De died in a car accident when he was 20 years old. He gave Shang Tianliang a dream, saying that he missed the time to enter the Ghost Gate and became a lonely ghost. The ghost messenger asked his soul to temporarily attach to a pig. The pig can only die naturally and must not be slaughtered. Once he sees the blood light, it will become a ghost..."

"Old God, you must have charged someone else's benefit fee for buying this pig, right? How much did you charge? Also, in the 21st century, you are spreading superstitious remarks so much, what is your intention?" I stared at the old God and sneered.

"I...I..." The old god couldn't answer immediately.

Seeing that he was so guilty, I understood that I was right. I turned around and said to Xiapi, "Let me help you sort out the whole thing. Shang Tianliang was in a daze because of the pain of losing his son, thinking that his son had a dream for him, which is the matter that Lao Shen said. The superstitious Shang Tianliang may have accidentally revealed his affairs to Lao Shen. Lao Shen, a scammer in the martial arts world, bought the pig from Shang Tianliang in the name of doing good. It is estimated that the benefits he got from Shang Tianliang must be far higher than the money he bought the pig! In short, the whole thing is that this liar is deceiving the superstitious masses. The so-called karma is simply fictitious!"

"Old God, is that true?" The shrimp skin fire stared at the old God.

"Get out of the way, the pig is coming!" At this time, people outside the yard were filled with noises. Tang Jun, Hengqi and others carried the pig over. There was a lot of blood on the pig's body, and the pig's body was also stiff and stiff, probably dead.

"This pig ran on the road and was hit and killed by a car, so there is no need to slaughter." Tang Jun said to us.

"Okay, then let's deal with these two pigs. We will have a tooth sacrifice tonight." I said to everyone. I turned my head and looked at the old Shinto, "This pig was not slaughtered, but was killed by a car. You don't have to have such a big psychological burden anymore. Do whatever you should do."

However, the old god stood still.

"What else?" I asked.

"This pig is not slaughtered and cannot be eaten. It's better to make a temple for it, buried or burned..." The old god said with his thick lips.

"Old God, what's wrong with you? Such a big fat pig, don't eat it, but bury it or burn it?" Everyone sneered.

"I think you have completely fallen into the abyss of feudal superstition, metaphysics, and idealism! It's really time to open your superstition brain and take a look!" a man roared loudly with righteous words.

We hurriedly looked at the shrimp skin together, but the shrimp skin said inexplicably: "It's not me! Don't look at me!"

"It's Huang Paopao!" Datou smiled.

"Coax!" Everyone burst into laughter.

"This pig..." Liu Daxia asked me for instructions.

"Boil water in a basin, shave the hair with iron slices, hang it on the tree and cut it open, take out the internal organs, then cut the meat into pieces, and send it to the kitchen..." I waved my hand.

"Kess, I know that my arms can't force my thighs, but can you please stir-fry these two pork pork separately? In other words, stir-fry the meat of Liuzhi and the pork separately..." Lao Shen made my last request to me.
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