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Chapter 382 No? I'll teach you

After looking at the fair and clean Zhao Yun, Guo Jia couldn't imagine what Zhao Yun would be like. Although Guo Jia was also very curious, very gossiped and wanted to really see it, he also knew that now is not a joke, and Zhao Yun's type is really not suitable to "swear" with people. Because no matter how you look at it, Zhao Yun is the type that will rush forward with just one sentence "It's useless to say more".

So Guo Jia turned to Yu Jin and said,

"I'll leave this matter to you."

Yu Jin glanced at the arrogant Zhao Yun speechlessly. Zhao Yun could not yell at war like that. Why could Yu Jin have yell at war like this? Thinking of what Guo Jia said at that time, Yu Jin quickly spoke out,

"I actually don't know much about that military advisor."

"What?!No?!" Guo Jia shouted loudly, "As a compulsory skill for a qualified general, you don't know how to do it?"

Yu Jin glanced at Zhao Yun next to him and signaled that Zhao Yun could know it? Or was Zhao Yun also an unqualified general?

"It won't be such a simple thing!" Guo Jia was speechless. If Yuanzi was next to him at this time, he would not need to teach him at all. It would definitely be a true performance. "You just run to the bottom of the city wall and shout: 'If you have the seeds, come down'. Isn't that true?" Guo Jia said.

"What if the other party says 'If you have the guts, come up'?" Yu Jin asked weakly.

Guo Jia looked at Yu Jin and twitched his lips. As a big man, is it meaningful to play naturally? Can it be cute? Have you never quarreled with anyone since you were a child?

"You put your hand next to your ear and shouted: Ah? What did you say? You can't hear it. The other party replied: If you have a genitals, come up. You: Ah? Still can't hear it, what did you do? Are you talking so quietly, sissy? Yes. Has anyone seen a turtle who speaks loudly? Every kind of guy like you, my wife has been sleeping with someone else. Are you sure your son is his own genitals? Isn't I suspicious? Because a genitals like you usually have no anus for giving birth to a son. Ah? Your son really has an ass? Ah? Your son has an ass? Look, there is something wrong. Don't you think your son looks like someone? Oh, you can't blame your wife, after all, he has such a cowardly husband,

It’s normal for a vain youth to be a widow. It’s normal for people to do something out of the box! But as a man, you can’t be hard outside and can only bully your daughter at home. Who would really look down on you? I think the people next to you probably have such thoughts in your mind. In fact, I’m bored and ran over to stroll around casually. I didn’t expect it to be like entering a world of no one. This is really unchallenging. If you come down and play with me, how can I let you have one hand? If you really don’t have the seed, then you might as well give up your wife. Then I turn around and leave, you will be at ease, I will be happy, and your wife will be at ease. Isn’t this a happy time..."

Guo Jia said endlessly.

Yu Jin next to him was already stunned. Xi Zhicai kept coughing, and Zhao Yun closed his eyes and rested. He couldn't believe it. These words were actually said from Guo Jia, and he said so smoothly! You know, even Zhao Yun is unimaginable, let alone Guo Jia, a weak scholar who is even more innocent than Zhao Yun!

Is Guo Jia really a famous family, not a gangster? No! Even a gangster is not so poisonous, not so harmful! Because gangsters curse people, they usually have just a few ugly swear words. Compared with Guo Jia, they are not at the same level.

"How? Do you understand now?" Guo Jia stopped and looked at Yu Jin and said.

"Ah?" Yu Jin was stunned, and suddenly woke up, and said quickly, "Let me take a note."

Guo Jia rolled his eyes and waved his hand,

"Forget it."

If you have no talent, you don’t have talent. If Yu Jinzhen goes over to recite, recite, or even recite the manuscript accordingly, then he will be laughed at and become a story of the eternal stories. At that time, will Guo Jia still have any morale?

Why do you like to fight one-on-one in this era? It is to inspire the morale of the soldiers behind you! Seeing that your general kills the enemy general in seconds with one sword, your morale will definitely rise, while the other side will plummet.

It can be imagined that if Yu Jin was in such a state, he would stammer and quarrel with a quarrel that would be irrelevant to the horse. Then the soldiers on his side would collapse directly, and it would be good if he didn't cover his face with his hands.

I still remember a joke about Cao Cao and Jiang Gan leading troops to fight Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang asked on the city wall: "Good, how are your mother?" Jiang Gan: "Okay." A group of soldiers fell down behind him. Zhuge Liang asked again: "Cao, how are your mother?" Cao Cao: "Good." The entire army was wiped out...

Although this is just a joke, it would be strange if you don’t get rid of the army if you really encounter a similar situation!

Now it seems that Guo Jia’s verbal strategy seems to be completely unimplemented.

"Then do you have any good suggestions?" Guo Jia asked helplessly.

Zhao Yun opened his eyes,

"Let me lead my troops to attack for two days. If the enemy can't stand such pressure, he will inevitably collapse and surrender soon. In this way, he can take the least cost to win Guangwei in the shortest time!"

The worst strategy is that unless you have to force it, Guo Jia obviously will not take such formal siege.

Yu Jin suggested,

"Take the method of three or one missing, and pretend to attack every day. In this way, our goal has been achieved whether the other party is running away or asking for help."

The worst strategy is that although the idea is good, can Guo Jia afford it now? If he can really afford it, then why are there three or one? He directly surrounded the four sides and then surrounded it without attacking. Guo Jia doesn't believe that most of the nearby grains are concentrated in Xiaopei, how long can the food in Guangwei City last? Unfortunately, Guo Jia is obviously unable to afford it now than the other party. It was precisely because the other party saw this that he firmly became a turtle.

"Ahem, I think we can secretly send people to sneak into the city, find some people who are dissatisfied with Tao Qian, lure them for profit and reason, and then cooperate with the inside and outside. As long as we can help us open the city gate, Guangwei will be broken! Ahem." Xi Zhicai suggested.

Zhongce, if it weren't for the kind-hearted characters like Guo Jia or Xi Zhicai who sneaked in, it would be difficult to convince in the current atmosphere, and even if you don't even see someone dissatisfied with Tao Qian, you may not even be able to see some people who are dissatisfied with Tao Qian. Could it be that the enemy has no precautions in this regard? Is the enemy not wary of those who have recently entered and exited the city gate? No matter how you look at it, the possibility of these people being discovered is much greater than the possibility of success, and it is really not worth taking risks!

Although Guo Jia also knows that war is not a joke, it is impossible not to die. Many times, it is good to have a bad plan. You should know that more often, wars are head-on and direct. It is simply an unrealistic idea like Guo Jia who blindly pursues perfection and best strategy.
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