Chapter 278 Fairy Tale and Reality
Everyone was already crying, but you suddenly jumped out of the coffin. Isn’t this a waste of everyone’s feelings? Hey, facing the death, shouldn’t it be a fright or happy? Where did you go?
Ahem, in short, everyone was a little confused by Guo Jia's words. However, it was even more overwhelming. Guo Jia's next sentence made Cao Xi and others suddenly have the urge to hit people. Guo Jia said, "How could he die? This is a rare smart person, okay. Tsk tsk, it's not simple, it's not simple, even I admire this person's skills. It turns out that after this person disappeared in the night rain, he immediately took a small path and ran away alone. What a guy, those who pushed the carts foolishly became bait he gave to the enemy, and gave him time to escape. And the people who stayed would still be foolishly grateful to him, the hero, especially when the enemy came over, the group of people thought that the hero had sacrificed for them, and their eyes were red. Tsk tsk, that scene..."
"Nonsense! How could this be the case!" Cao Xi couldn't help but scream and interrupted Guo Jia's words. She was moved the most and cried the most, obviously she could not accept this cruel "reality".
"Why am I talking nonsense? That's the truth. I never said this is a fairy tale." Guo Jia replied directly. This is in line with "science". "The so-called husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly away from each other when the disaster is coming. What's more, they are not husband and wife. The man has paid so much, and the woman has never liked him. Why do you have to die for others? You said yes!"
"Tsk!" Tang Ji spat inwardly. For some reason, she actually felt that it was impossible to end like that from the beginning. After all, it seemed too "normal". Could Guo Jia tell a normal story? It is this kind of unconventional ending that suits him the most.
It’s like two people hanging on the edge of a cliff. The normal story should be - the person below: "Let go quickly, if this continues, we will both die!"
The person above: "I won't let go, if I want to die, I'll die together!"
Well, this is another hero who is respectfully called "bloody". And this story is said by Guo Jia. The characters will not change, the plot will not change, and even the lines will not change. It just slightly changed the person who spoke - the person above: "Let go quickly, if this continues, we will both die!"
The following person: "I won't let go, if I want to die, I'll die together!"
However, what made Tang Ji sigh very much was that she, who thought of this before Guo Jia finished speaking, was she no longer naive, her thoughts were degenerate, and she would never return? Or did she have learned the essence of Guo Jia?
No matter which point it is, Tang Ji is unwilling to admit it in her heart.
"I don't care, I don't care! I'll listen to fairy tales! I'll listen to fairy tales!" Cao Xi clenched his fists and kept hitting Guo Jia, and began to play with the temper of a young lady.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay," Guo Jia raised his hands and said, "This is not the development of the story, but I just thought of it out for a moment."
After hearing Guo Jia's words, Cao Xi and others breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. It seemed that they were all deeply involved in the drama. In Guo Jia's eyes, these women who have never experienced the rampant Korean dramas can be called naive and cute. Only in this way, he, a storyteller, has a particularly sense of accomplishment.
Think about it, I finally told the goddess a love story that thought it was touching, but the goddess said: yes, this is also called a love story? Do I want me to tell you a sad love story?
Think about it, I finally told the goddess a dirty joke that I thought I had a lot of connotations, but the goddess said: Tell me, this is also called a dirty joke? Do I want me to tell you a more pornographic one?
With such a comparison, you should understand how happy Guo Jia is at this time...
Sure enough, will a real man and a real hero die hero in the end? Just as the women of Caoxi were thinking so, Guo Jia heard the sermon, "The man walked forward quickly with a knife, but suddenly a group of killers appeared in the darkness, all wearing black clothes and black scarf masks. They were not only agile, but also in the heavy rain, they also had neat movements and were obviously well-trained. Such killers are usually very difficult to face one man, but now they are still a group of people coming? Who is this? He has such a great force to cultivate such a terrible organization in secret? Moreover, what purpose do they have to chase a poor woman tightly? Faced with such a big gap in strength, can a man really resist the woman for a moment?"
The scene depicted by Guo Jia has already raised the hearts of Cao Xi and others to their throats. Guo Jia continued to preach, "At this moment, something unbelievable happened! I saw this group of men in black kneeling on the ground neatly, without any concerns about the mud on the ground: "Go to the Lord!" "Yes." The man responded lightly, with his hands behind his back, but the figure in the darkness was extremely majestic, and there was no usual honest and sincere appearance. This was the momentum that a person who had been in the top position for a long time had
!'How are things ready?' The man asked. 'As the Lord's orders, everything is ready!' The man in black answered immediately. 'Good, give me the things.' The man nodded with satisfaction, took a set of clothes from the man in black and a human skin mask. When the man changed his equipment, he had become a completely different person. This person, this person is actually?! Isn't this person the man who raped the woman that night and caused her to get pregnant?! Isn't this person?! What is this?
Guo Jiazheng was in a hurry, and his eyelids suddenly twitched, "Hey, hey, if you have something to say, don't raise a stone, what will a woman do if she touches her hands and feet!"
"You 'gent' are talking, so we women naturally have to do it!" Tang Ji grabbed a small stone from the ground, stared at Guo Jia, "A good story was ruined by him, and it was ruined repeatedly! Cao Xi also helped the side for the first time.
Guo Jia was really in tears at this time. The one just now might be a spoof, but now this is the real story. There are suspense, plots, conspiracies, and tricks. The bad guy finally found that he was a good guy, and the good guy finally found that he was a bad guy. This is a fascinating good story. Sure enough, Guo Jia was still a little too advanced, so he should tell these women about Journey to the West that can always defeat monsters?
"Ah!" Suddenly, an exaggerated scream rang out in the pouring rain.
"I haven't hit you yet, what's your name?" Tang Ji weighed the stone in her hand angrily, indicating that she hadn't taken action yet.
As a result, Guo Jia replied in surprise, "I didn't shout at all."
Guo Jia knew that Tang Ji could not really beat him, so he just pretended to be a little bit, so there was no need to act so exaggeratedly.
As soon as Guo Jia finished speaking, everyone's face changed.
(To be continued)
Chapter completed!