Chapter 739: Send a bill (seeking a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month)
With a loud "Ao", the hammer coolie was punched by Zhuang's father and flew back into the ruins and broke through an oak barrel. The sour smell dissipated everywhere. The hammer coolie struggled in the bucket and couldn't get up for a long time.
On the other side, another hammer coolie had completely tore a car. She was lifting up another car with both hands and smashing it on the ground. The driver in the driver's seat was still stuck with his seat belt and struggled desperately but could not escape. A middle-aged man next to him wanted to save him, but was thrown out. The hammer coolie smashed it on the ground with a grin.
The middle-aged man swears all kinds of swear words while dodging in a mess: "Fils d"inceste! Bois ton jus!"
Seeing that he could not escape, he was about to be crushed into meat sauce. The middle-aged man cursed, "Merde!" and waited for death.
Then he heard a bang, and opened his eyes again. There was a majestic figure in front of him. He punched him and the coolie flew out with the man and the car.
"There is still someone in the car!" The middle-aged man shouted. Although Zhuang's father couldn't understand, he still keenly discovered the driver who was already unconscious in his seat. He squatted, jumped up suddenly, and inserted his right hand into the front windshield.
With a creaking sound, the front windshield was torn open directly. Zhuang Dad leaned into the needle and gently stroked it, cut off the seat belt, and rescued the driver.
After landing, putting down the driver, Zhuang's father bounced up again, and in a few seconds he chased the Hammer Man Coolid, and kicked the Hammer Man Coolid to the ground.
"Zhuang, Zhuang, that one over there is going to run away!" The bearded man screamed from behind.
Sure enough, the hammer man who had just smashed into the oak barrel finally struggled out of the oak barrel.
Zhuang's father carried the hammer coolie, and rushed to another hammer coolie in a few seconds, and smashed the hammer coolie in his hand straight. The two of them smashed into a ball and rolled on the ground.
"Okay! That's great!" Both the bearded, Leo and the soldiers cheered.
The bearded man even shouted: "Super hero! Brewer!"
Zhuang's father was completely unlucky at the moment, but he was not happy at all, but was a little worried.
What should I do if I caught these hammered coolies?
"Er Niu, call Buyuan." Dad Zhuang scratched his head and said.
A rattan sticked out of Zhuang's body, extended it to Zhuang's backpack, took out a cell phone, and then leaned over to Zhuang's shoulder. Next to Erniu's head, the rattan turns into two small claws. He held the cell phone, and skillfully entered the password to unlock and dial it out.
"Son, something went wrong." Zhuang Dad said, Erniu pointed the camera at the situation in front of him, "How should I deal with this?"
"Kill."
Dad Zhuang was stunned for a moment.
He didn't expect that Zhuang Buyuan would say these two words so easily.
Although it was an invader, and although Zhuang's father was yelling angry young people's remarks like the Fusang devils all day long, hesitated when he really wanted to do this.
After all, he is an ordinary person.
"They hurt people, they are invaders, and the manor is not kind to the invaders." Zhuang walked not far away.
Zhuang Buyuan's hands were stained with blood that was more than a thousand times. He was the owner of the manor and naturally had to take on more responsibilities, protect the world, and attack any enemy.
But Zhuang Dad is not.
"Forget it, dad, leave it to Erniu."
Zhuang Buyuan was about to say something, but he saw Zhuang’s father walking forward, twisting the necks of the two people one by one.
Zhuang Buyuan was stunned. At this moment, he just wanted to shout: Dad is mighty!
Dad Zhuang quietly looked at the two hammered coolies, took a deep breath, reached into his bag, and took out a tube of fountain pen.
Two "puff" sounds, the two hammered coolies turned into curling blue smoke and dissipated.
Zhuang's father stood there, looking at the disappearing hammer coolie, feeling a little excited, but he was relieved. He reached into his backpack, took a bottle of wine, unscrewed it, and separated the rattan on his face. He first gulped two bites, and then poured the rest on the ground.
A glass of turbid wine will be delivered to you.
May you no longer be hammering coolies in the next life.
If you want to come to this world, just reincarnate and come back.
At that time, maybe I will have a drink with you.
The refreshing aroma of wine seemed to be amplified by the steam of the blood of time and swept around.
With a "bang", the wine bottle fell to the ground, shattering. Zhuang's father put his hands together, bowed gently, and then turned around.
Behind him, several surviving soldiers and bearded men, Leo stared at him with wide eyes.
Dad Zhuang is a little embarrassed. At this time, as usual, superheroes are going to quietly leave the stage, right?
Find a place where no one is, disguise yourself, then pretend to be the victim, then look at the camera excitedly and describe how you were saved by the hero, right?
Dad Zhuang was about to do this. At this moment, several reporters and several news cars rushed out from somewhere. More than a dozen reporters carried cameras and shot desperately in the direction of Dad Zhuang.
There were even several drones in the sky, and a helicopter appeared in the sky.
Dad Zhuang was stunned.
Wait, what should I do now?
Run!
Run!
Zhuang’s father turned around and was about to run away when he heard the bearded man next to him excitedly: “That is my brother’s farm! My brother’s farm is a brewer! Super hero!”
"Just this was my brother just now, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff! Crack! Ahha, beat!"
"Yes, right, we are good brothers, me? Of course I am super hero too! We are batman and Robin! No, my brother is brewman! Brewman! Brewman!"
"Of course I know his identity. His name is Zhuang. He is a brewing master from the state. He is 46 years old this year, married, has a son, 5 feet 8 inches tall, 176 pounds, and has a worth of 300 million yuan..."
Dad Zhuang is almost crying. You bearded man, are you so fooling your father? Don’t you... cheat your brother?
Don’t say that you’re so angry, you’re just going to be a jealous brother before others hit you! How can I know you, a jealous brother!
If possible, Zhuang Dad would want to break the bearded man's head immediately!
What should I do now?
Next to it, ambulances also came, police soldiers who were reinforced appeared, and some people who looked like officials appeared, and more and more people were around.
"What should I do at this time? What should I do?" Dad Zhuang was blind.
You can't fight out!
"Since you can't leave, then... send them a bill." Zhuang not far away.
"bill?"
"Wait, I'll send it to Erniu." Zhuang was busy for a while, and then Erniu clicked on her phone and started to look.
An official from Lanxi Province walked to Zhuang's side tremblingly, hesitating and daring to get close.
"Sir? Can you take off your armor..."
Then I saw that Zhuang's father's shoulders were like a buzzer and suddenly danced. Erniu's tail swung, and extremely slender rattan grew. The rattans were woven and intertwined into a page of flexible paper, which then automatically broke and fell into Zhuang's hands.
Dad Zhuang handed over the "bill" and said, "Cheng Huiyi Luo, thank you."
Chapter completed!