Chapter 466: What should I do if I can't eat it and I can't have sex? The birth of the tiger man.
The audience in front of the TV were confused in the face of Dawei's strange behavior, not knowing what was going on.
What was thinking about this big cat’s head?
Why is it so strange?
What are these inexplicable actions doing?
But, for a zoologist, these actions are too simple.
For example, the real tiger expert, Director Ke, just looked up and knew what Dawei was thinking.
"A animal like tigers, tigers will be in heat in less than a week a year, but the male tiger is not like this!" Director Ke stroked Dawei's head with a loving look on his face and said, "The male tiger wants to have sex all year round, it's very beastly."
Director Ke had a loving expression on his face, and he stroked Dawei and said such words, which was simply creepy.
"In this way, Dawei's movements just now were easy to understand." Director Ke pinched Dawei's round and fleshy ears with both hands, gently pulled and stroked them, making Dawei make a comfortable snoring sound, and said kindly: "The male creatures in nature often judge the world very simple binary - there are only two kinds of things in the world, which can be eaten and can be snapped..."
"Wait, wait!" Ke Meng quickly asked his father to say slower, "I'll write it down."
"What do you remember this?" Director Ke was puzzled, "When you asked you to learn biology before, you didn't take notes in class?"
"You have to care!" Ke Meng directly opened his social network.
Nowadays, people like to discuss while watching things, and complain while watching.
For example, the barrage that is popular all over the world is the product of this preference.
Unfortunately, Gao Energy rushed forward to this episode, which was broadcast live on TV, and I'm afraid it wouldn't be able to directly screen the TV.
Fortunately, there are also huge barrages like various social networks in this world.
Since the latest episode of "High Energy Moving Forward" was aired, various intensive complaints have begun on the entire social network, and related topics have been instantly pushed to the top.
Ke Meng has posted private photos of her Dawei on social networks every day. Her fans have soared recently and have also been certified - Ke Meng, the breeder of His Highness Dawei.
Seeing this certification, Director Ke almost turned his eyes to the sky.
But Ke Meng is so happy that young people nowadays like to be followed by people.
Today, she was also specially invited by the topic manager to explain simultaneously on social networks.
For this reason, Ke Meng did her homework in advance, and she also had her own father as a rescuer.
Before, Ke Meng just posted some unnutritional popular science, and now he began to copy his father's words in a long way.
"The judgment mechanism of male animals is very binary. There are only two kinds of things in this world, which can be eaten and can be snapped..."
"Dawei's movement is actually very simple. He waved his claw at the beginning, which is very obvious."
"The tiger's forelimbs are very powerful weapons, and they are actually not weaker than the bear's paws at all. Look at Dawei's forelimb muscles." At this time, Ke Meng also took a close-up photo of Dawei lying there. Under the fur, Dawei's forelimbs were so muscled that it was like a thorny monster.
"It swung its claw first, which is very obvious, that is to try to eat it."
"In nature, tigers are at the top of the food chain, felines are the most perfect hunter of evolution, and tigers are the largest and strongest cats with the strongest individual strength. After the extinction of dinosaurs and before humans appeared, there was almost nothing on land that could threaten the existence of tigers. Humans just rely on a large number of people and powerful people. They really meet tigers with bare hands and empty-handed fists, and three to five… sixty and eighty or ninety people are probably not opponents."
Originally, Director Ke was talking about three or five humans, but Ke dreamed about it. With the combat effectiveness of the otaku now, about thirty or fifty of them were not opponents. This was probably the worst time that the tiger was hacked this year.
"So, for tigers, in this world, everything they can be eaten, and the rest is just a question of whether it is delicious or not. When you encounter a guy who is blocking the road, you will just claw it down first, leaving only a trace, which means... this thing cannot be dried, so it cannot be eaten. The tiger's judgment mechanism is that simple."
After all, Ke Meng is a single girl with a very fast hand speed. Her hands were beating on her phone after doing manicure, and she typed a series of words without even blinking her eyes.
"This can explain why Dawei had to wave his claw first, but this is just the first step in the tiger's judgment."
"When faced with something that cannot be eaten, a young and healthy male male tiger will take the second plan, that is... can this thing be snapped?"
Then, there was a so-called "butt unlocking".
This young and healthy male male tiger was trying very hard to get rid of this door.
Don't laugh!
After all, this is a young and healthy male creature!
There is nothing in the world!
On TV, Dawei was still trying to sniff the door very seriously.
If you don’t know the truth, you may find this process very funny.
But those who know the truth suddenly feel that it is no longer funny.
They even wanted to call and report: "Wai, Yaoyaoling? Someone is broadcasting a sex on TV! Uncle police officer quickly arrest them!"
There were all kinds of complaints immediately following Ke Meng's commentary.
"No wonder, that's how it is!"
"Stop talking about tigers, my boyfriend is the same! There are only two thoughts in his head! Apart from eating, a sex!"
"Da Ke, are all male creatures like this? Not just tigers?"
"Is this really that good at having sex? Why is this thing in your brain?"
"Damn it, Dawei is really a genius!"
"Wait, if we were with the tiger, the tiger wouldn't have thought of eating us or having sex with us..."
"I think this is normal. When we walk on the street, we also want to have sex when we see handsome guys and beautiful girls..."
Everyone's discussion was taken a step aside.
"The biggest difference between humans and tigers is that when they cannot eat or have sex, humans will find new solutions..."
"What about the tiger?"
"The tiger will probably try other ways to eat or have sex."
Sure enough, as Ke Meng said, Dawei on TV began to try other ways to have sex.
The cat's body is very flexible. On TV, Dawei seems to have unlocked eighteen poses. People who don't know think Dawei is trying to unlock it in various ways and are still cheering for Dawei. Those who know the truth are really blushing and want to change the channel immediately.
Director Ke also watched the TV and sighed: "The biggest difference between humans and other animals is probably that they discovered another way to have sex in this world..."
Appetite evolved into greed; desire for sex evolved into power.
Therefore, modern people are still trying to find ways to eat anything that can be eaten, or anything that can be eaten...
Looking at the world from this perspective is really a boring world.
Whether it is yourself or the world, you are constantly being flirted by others, and there is a filth everywhere and there is nowhere to put your feet on it.
From this perspective, this chapter is also a brutal one, and it is unreasonable not to be reported.
"But it is precisely because humans began to find another way that humans began to become humans..." Director Ke sighed, "It's a pity that tigers are not humans after all..."
Director Ke actually didn't have the video recording process of watching TV at the beginning, so he didn't know what happened next.
But after saying this, Director Ke was stunned.
On TV, I tried various positions to eat or play, and finally stopped.
It squatted back to the door, tilted its head, and stared at the nine-grid door in front of it.
There were many traces of Taoism being caught by it on the door.
Unfortunately, the door is still solid and stable.
At this time, he stretched out another claw and poked the door gently.
"Click", another slider moved under his claws.
This process was like he tried many times before, and everyone was staring at me. Is this guy thinking about what way to have sex?
I have to say that when it comes to having sex, Dawei is really knowledgeable and doesn't look like a tiger at all.
The audience here didn't know that as a real winner in tiger life, Dawei was one of the few tigers who had obtained mating rights. With the acceleration of time, he had beautiful tigers who could have sex for twenty-four hours a day, and his offspring had hundreds of children...
In comparison, many poor magicians in front of TV should have carried a stone to jump into the river.
Dawei did not get such power for no reason, because he is one of the smartest tigers, and his intelligence is obviously far beyond his peers.
At this time, something even more terrifying happened to Director Ke.
"Click." Dawei pulled the slider again.
"Crack...Crack..." Dawei discovered something, his strong claws were stretched out for the first time, not just to scratch his opponent.
Its big, furry and thick palm gently tweaked the slider on the door.
Then it suddenly raised its two claws and waved it on the door.
"Click Click Click Click Click..." A crisp sound rang, and the slider kept sliding back and forth.
Dawei stopped from time to time, tilted his head and looked at the door in front of him.
After studying artificial intelligence, humans discovered that humans can do good things by working hard, and artificial intelligence can do better than humans. For example, playing chess, such as computing, statistics, finding connections in things, finding rules, etc.
But humans can do things easily, such as walking on both feet or recognizing images, but artificial intelligence is still far inferior to humans.
This also means that in fact, the greatest part of the animal brain is not the various "high-level thinking" advocated by humans. In these "high-level thinking", humans are still very superficial.
It also means... tigers are not actually much stupider than humans as humans think.
So, when did humans turn from apes to humans?
Is it the first time I walk upright, or the first time I think about the "1+1" problem, or the moment when the upper limbs are short and the lower limbs are longer?
No one knows.
But when the last slider was aimed at a certain position, the door clicked and opened slowly.
Director Ke's hand that gently kneaded Dawei's ears suddenly stopped.
He suddenly realized something particularly terrifying.
This is a big guy who is no different from other tigers.
From this moment on, he is no longer a tiger.
He...is a tiger man.
Chapter completed!