Chapter 402: Your whole family are monkeys!
Outside the pyramid gate, the big ladle, who was responsible for keeping watch, suddenly sounded the alarm.
In less than two minutes, Xu Jianfei and others were already carrying guns, goggles, and protective suits, rushing out of the manor, ready to fight.
"Wait... it seems not the enemy..." Dapiao squinted his eyes and looked at it for a while, and said, "It seems to be Sazler..."
"What does it mean?"
"I'm face-blind. For us, the fallen dragon people look the same, and it feels so scary when they look at it..." Dapiao shivered, "and it seems that there are still hairy on his body... Hey, that's not hairy... It seems that it's really Sazler!"
Despite this, the well-trained group and others were still very alert and stared at the moving monster that appeared on the horizon.
At a distance, Sazler shouted: "Master, don't shoot, it's me!"
"It's Sazler!" After hearing this voice, Xu Jianfei breathed a sigh of relief.
Soon Sazler ran to the vicinity, and several people squinted at Sazler: "Strange, Sazler when did you grow hair?"
"Still getting that fat?"
"Is it cold outside? Do you still have to wear a sweater?"
"Hi!" Sazler angrily pulled down the hair balls from his body and threw them on the ground: "These damn velvet men are pestering me. If I hadn't been worried that there was nothing to eat on the road, I could have used them as food storage, and I would have left them outside long ago!"
On the ground, the hairy balls rolled in, then lined up, looking up at Xu Jianfei and others in horror, trembling on the ground.
Xu Jianfei and others stared at the crowd of velvet people.
"The velvet man...ah, wait! The velvet man?"
"Go and tell the owner, Sazler brought the velvet man!"
Xu Jianfei happily patted Sazler's chest: "Okay, Sazler, you are worthy of being the best headhunter in the manor!"
"I thought you were all back to Jindao Town!"
"Why are you still outside? What's going on outside?"
Sazler was moved. He was always disliked and chased when he was outside. When he arrived at the manor, everyone treated him like his relatives. He became proud, shook his head and boasted about his great achievements.
"Huh, wait..." As he listened, Xu Jianfei felt something was wrong, "You said you ran away? Why are you running? Our paintball guns have much more accuracy than those short guns. Why are you running? Just start working!"
"Yes, since these people are chasing you all day long, then kill them and come back! Who dares to bully you in the future!"
"Kill it, kill it!"
Sazler just shook his head.
"Ah, did you forget how you used it? You have to get insurance first."
"Did you run out of bullets? Do I want me to add some more for you?"
"Is the marksmanship not good? Let's go and practice!"
"No, Sazler, you can deal with so many people by yourself, and the gun's rate of fire cannot catch up. You should be given two guns! Sazler is so cool!"
"Two guns are no wonder. Sazler has four hands, so he should be equipped with four guns! Four guns fire together, it's simply human Gatlin! Beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping beeping be
Finally, Sazler slapped the table in anger: "Damn it, you prodigal sons!"
"What kind of shot is it? I feel heartbroken! It feels heartbroken!"
"Whoever tells me to shoot will be anxious! I will believe it or not!"
"Shooting, I don't have a single bullet in my life! You prodigal sons!"
"Why didn't you tell me earlier! I wasted several, several of them just now!"
My blood of time, my money!
Sazler was so angry that he chased these bastards and chased them wildly, and the few people were chasing each other.
While running, Dahei laughed: "Wow, are you training to escape today? This character is awesome, is this an online game? Sazler's personality is so interesting! There is also such a script for simulation training?"
The big group glanced at Dahei with pity.
Poor child, if I know the truth...
Suddenly, Daqun felt a chill on his neck, and suddenly turned his head and saw Xu Jianfei staring at the back of his neck with a grin.
No, instructor, I know nothing, I remember nothing!
I didn't want to say anything!
...
When Zhuang arrived in a hurry, he saw a group of people lying tilted around on the ground, and Sazler was also panting.
"Hi, Lao Sa!" Zhuang Buyuan said hello to Sazler, "I heard you brought the velvet man?"
Sazler wanted to get up, but he couldn't stand up panting, so he could only point to the pile of hairy balls next to him.
Zhuang Buyuan's shoulder squatting on his shoulder was rare to not continue playing the game, but stood up straight and stared at him with wide eyes.
After seeing the ball of hair, he screamed and rushed out of Zhuang Buyuan's shoulder.
Then in the blink of an eye, a group of hairy buns were mixed in, and even the village was not far away, they could not tell who was who.
After a long time, Li Zhi came over with a bunch of hairy dumplings.
Currently, he is a gray-white, old velvet man with wrinkles on his face that can kill mosquitoes.
He lay on the ground and gave a big gift to the village not far away: "Dear owner, thank you for taking in Viagra and sending brave soldiers to save us from the Black Triangle Thieves..."
"You're welcome, you're welcome." Zhuang Buyuan blinked and looked at Li Sheng, "Is this?"
"This is my grandfather's silence."
"Ah, hello grandpa..."
"This is my father's true gift..."
"Ah, hello uncle..."
"This is my uncle, Via Kung..."
"Ah, uncle, you are good too..."
"This is my brother's..."
Zhuang Buyuan is going to curse, Damn, how did you name it? My dictionary is almost broken and I don’t know what these words are pronounced!
"Don't be polite when you come. Just treat the manor as your own home. Come on, I'll take you to visit the manor..." The manor waved not far away and walked towards the manor with a group of furry fleece men.
When passing by Sazler, Zhuang took a photo of Sazler not far away, and then gave him a thumbs up: "Old Sa, you're so awesome!"
Lao Sa’s efficiency is too high. How long has it been before he has already brought the whole family to the death!
It’s okay not to admire it!
I was so naive before, and I actually wanted to hunt the headhunter with Old Sabi!
The best headhunter in the manor is indeed invincible!
...
Zhuang Buyuan took the whole family around with Li Jian. When a staff member saw it in the zoo, he ran to Director Ke in surprise to announce the good news:
"President, a great happy event! Mr. Zhuang has introduced a large number of monkeys from somewhere, and our Monkey Mountain can also be reopened!"
Really: "Ah?"
Li Ruo: "Hmm?"
Really: "What?"
Li Kong: "You are the monkey, your whole family is a monkey!"
Is this chapter going to be called "Don't shoot me by the owner?" or "Your whole family is a monkey" for a long time... And it's true that the whole family is a monkey!
Chapter completed!