Chapter 16: The Three Great Illusions of Life
No matter what others ask, Zhao Min always shook his head, and the aunt was unhappy. He pointed at Zhao Min and scolded: "You old Zhao, it's amazing that you have become a servant. I look down on others. I still insist on buying it today. I sell it to me quickly! Sell it to me! I even tore the factory director back then, but I'm afraid you are a servant in the manor! People like you will be taken down tomorrow or not!"
Zhao Min seemed to have been poked into some pain point, and took off his identity card, stuffed it into his underwear pocket, and covered it tightly.
The minion card is less than half an hour.
Zhao Min didn't want to lose this identity, he didn't want to become the humble and never noticed himself.
The servant's identity card was taken off, but it was even more amazing. The few people who were still surfing around him also surrounded him and pointed at Zhao Min and cursed: "Old Zhao, you old bastard, I sold me a tomato for 50 yuan yesterday, and you can pay it back!"
"You old man is too much. You bully my daughter at a young age. You can sell her a potato for 50 yuan. You are crazy about money!"
"Oh, ah, why are you talking? If you don't want to buy me, why are you spraying?" The aunt who was about to tear Zhao Min out of the past quit and began to fight against the heroes.
The young man and girl next to him also helped Zhao Min open the siege.
Zhuang Buyuan probably understood.
This aunt, the young man and the girl are Europeans. They get benefits after eating the manor's output, while the others are Africans, and they get nothing after eating.
Zhuang Buyuan didn't expect that this would cause trouble to Zhao Min. He regretted it and summoned the owner's card and hesitated whether to disband Zhao Min.
Suddenly, Zhao Min seemed to feel something, suddenly turned around and smiled in surprise at the village not far away: "Master Master..."
Then the voice suddenly lowered octaves. He lowered his head, looked up expectantly, and said, "Are you not selling the output today..."
Although the servant card represents identity, it is only when the orders of the owner of the manor are executed, it is the complete body, just like the difference between real power and virtual titles. The former is power, while the latter is just reputation.
Zhao Min was so domineering that he felt that he was domineering when he forced to buy and sell. It seemed that the whole world had to listen to him. Only then did he feel that he was the master of this world.
Even if there are so many troubles, even if they are surrounded and intercepted, Zhao Min wants to be noticed, even if it is only the last half hour...
"Uh..." Zhuang Buyuan was confused, looked at Zhao Min's expectant eyes, then looked at the people around him, and said, "Then... let's sell it, I'll sell it again, I agreed not to force it to sell this time, whoever wants to buy it... Uh... whatever you want!"
Mr. Zhao just likes the feeling of forcing buying and selling!
"Okay, Lord Master of the Manor!" Zhao Min stood up excitedly, ran into the manor, and took out a big basket. Those who didn't want to buy turned around and ran away, for fear of being grabbed to buy, so the people who wanted to buy quickly surrounded him.
The aunt who bought tomatoes ran away happily, making Zhuang Buyuan want to hold her back and ask her for no chance to ask what happened. Fortunately, the handsome young man and beautiful girl next to her came over.
"Ah, you are the owner of the manor. I bought the peppers from your manor?" The girl looked at the not far away in the manor curiously and asked.
"Uh, can I ask what happened to you all?" Zhuang Buyuan asked. Anyway, he had eaten so many tomatoes, but he felt more comfortable.
"It's not me, it's my Serena Williams... After eating the chili peppers in your manor, Serena Williams became more and more handsome." The girl said, "Did you see a video online yesterday? It's all going crazy on the Internet today."
Then the girl handed over the phone, and then the village found that it was a barrage video station, and the video was named "My Serena Williams Transformed"!
There were dense barrages floating above the video: "High energy ahead!"
"I want to transform, too!"
"The up master has a good special effect!"
"The rice girl not only dances well, but also does special effects!"
"No, it may be that the rice girl has found a boyfriend who can do special effects!"
"What level of special effect is this! I'll kneel down for you, my rice girl!"
Zhuang Buyuan tried hard to distinguish in the barrage, and then he saw that Serena Williams... was a grey native dog.
Do you like to eat chili peppers?
In the video, the girl waved to the local dog and fed it the sliced peppers: "Sealway, come here quickly! Dip your favorite peppers in Teriyaki sauce!"
Zhuang Buyuan grinned. This dog is really a heavy taste.
The local dog rolled his tongue and swallowed the peppers, then suddenly burped, and his body shook like a wave of short hair.
At that moment, the color of the local dog's fur changed, and there were suddenly a little white marking in the yellowish yellow.
"Look, look, transformed!"
"Don't look at me as a dog now, my previous name was Teacher Cat!"
The local dog Xiaowei ate another piece and was shocked again. The fur on his body suddenly turned half gray and half white.
"It's changed again. I'm actually the king of all beasts - the White Tiger!"
Eat another piece.
"It's changed again! My ears have also become pointed. My God, this is the dog just now! It's so beautiful now!"
"It's changed again and again, up master, please knelt on how to do this special effect? Or is it actually a stop-motion animation?"
Someone below scolded: "Unscrupulous up owner, dyeing dogs hair is an animal abuse!"
Someone else was shouting: "I hope the up master will eat a piece too! I hope to see the up master turn white!"
Zhuang Buyuan glanced at the girl, and the girl blushed and said, "No, I can't eat chili peppers! It will cause acne!"
In this way, after eating the whole pepper, the local dog Serena Williams had only a little gray in his head and his body turned into a snow-white color. Serena Williams looked down at his body, and suddenly jumped around the world with excitement.
"Look, I think Serena Williams is actually very happy, so I want to turn Serena Williams into all white..." said the girl, "The peppers in your manor are so amazing. Can I ask how they did it?"
"You know the most popular epigenomics in the biological field now. The acquired environment can affect the expression of genes, and the gene that controls the color of dogs' fur will also be affected. The output of my manor has been cultivated by ultra-high technology to optimize the expression of genes. "Barabala..." Zhuang Buyuan talked nonsense for a long time, "Generally speaking, eating it will not cause such a big change to the body. Your dog is only..."
European dog...
Zhuang Buyuan sighed, asked the young man next to him, and said, "What changes have happened after you ate?"
"Uh, I play basketball and I rarely play recently because I'm not tall enough..." The handsome young man said excitedly: "After eating potatoes from your manor, I grew two centimeters taller!"
Zhuang Buyuan looked up at him, and it was higher than Zhuang Buyuan, but not much.
It seemed that he knew what Zhuang Buyuan was thinking, and the young man grabbed his head and said, "The women's basketball team's requirements for height are not that exaggerated..."
Women's...women's basketball?
Zhuang Buyuan looked up and down again, and then took two more potatoes from Zhao Min and handed them over: "Eat more, maybe you can grow something else..."
"I...I'm very poor and don't have the money to buy so much..." said the tomboy embarrassedly.
"Don't worry, I'll give it to you." Big girl, my brother can only help you get here.
At this moment, Zhuang Buyuan's cell phone rang again, and the courier screamed in tears: "Where are you...you? I...I'm lost again, take me out!"
I forgot the courier again!
Zhuang not far away, sent the courier away, then went straight to the kitchen, stuffed several tomatoes into his mouth, walked to the front of the mirror, looked at it, compared it, and then pulled open his belt and looked at it.
There are three major illusions in life.
I'm very European.
I can become handsome.
I can still grow taller.
"Forget it, I'm the owner of the manor anyway, so it's okay to eat as much as I eat!" Zhuang Buyuan comforted himself. Eating too much will always turn into European things.
Chapter completed!