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Chapter 1310: "The Robbery Squad"

In the cinema, the light changes.

No matter what the audience came to this cinema with their thoughts, they were almost attracted by the plot of the movie at this time.

Because the movie tickets for "The Robbery Squad" are hard to get, and the All-Round Manor has also technically increased the difficulty of "swiping tickets", almost everyone present actually saw "The Robbery Squad" for the first time.

The story of all this originated from the "Indigo? Invasion".

This invader with mysterious origin, using technology that cannot be understood on the earth, induces undersea volcanoes and almost wipes the entire Fusang and half of the coastal states from the earth.

The various effects it brings have not yet dissipated.

The fluctuations in food prices, famine caused by volcanic ash, and subsequent construction of the disaster are still continuing at this time.

But unlike such a heavy topic and the serious style of "Brewer", "The Robbery Squad" is actually a nonsensical comedy.

The picture starts with two stupid faces of three pounds and four ounces.

These two ugly faces have appeared in "Brewer", but they are not important characters, they just show their faces.

At the beginning of the picture, it was a big face of three jin, occupying most of the shot.

"Have you started shooting? Have you started shooting?" The focal length of the lens blurred for a moment, and finally aimed at Sanjin's ugly face.

"Hello everyone, I'm Sanjin, now I'll perform a show for everyone."

“This show is called ‘On the Nose Fire Spray’.”

In the picture, I saw this guy grab two grenades next to him, pull out the pull ring, and stuff it into his mouth.

"Oh huh huh..." Sanjin was still smiling at the camera.

Next to me, someone was shouting: "Sanjin, close your mouth, what if you spray it on me..."

Suddenly, a few meters long flame spurted out from his mouth and nose.

"Wow, hahahahahahahaha..." Sanjin smirked a few times, suddenly choked, and coughed wildly while patting his chest.

Next to him, Siliang stretched out his big claws and patted him on the back a few times, but it seemed to be useless.

Siliang suddenly thought of a good idea. He carried a rocket launcher from the side and shot it at Sanjin's back.

"Boom!" With a loud bang, the huge wave of explosion hit Sanjin's back, which made Sanjin hiccup one hiccup.

With a "cough", a shrapnel spurted out of his mouth and flew out in a spiral.

"Ah!" A scream seemed to be the photographer who was shot, "I'm injured! I'm injured!"

The picture swayed, and there was a chaos of war.

At this moment, a few roars came: "Who is it!"

“There are invaders!”

"Someone invaded the arsenal!"

The soldiers in obvious Lancie uniforms rushed out from the side: "Kill them!"

"Kill the invaders!"

"Oh...we were discovered!" Sanjin waved quickly, "Run, run!"

There was another "boom" sound, and the ceiling was suddenly lifted up by a huge force. Several ropes fell down, three or four pounds of ropes hung on a huge container, and then climbed onto the container.

"Wait, Dazhuang hasn't come up yet!"

"Forget it, that guy can fly! Let's go first!"

The container flew off the ground, and a black shadow flashed across the picture and flew to their side.

"Oh, by the way, if this scene is broadcast, will it be regarded as evidence of guilt?"

"So everyone knows that we have snatched the arsenal of Lanxi State..."

"Pinch this section!"

The picture suddenly darkened.

Suddenly, it lit up again.

"Forget it, why are you pinching? We are the robbery team!"

Three people flew into the air, and on the ground, the army of Lanxi Province poured fire into the air, and the fire exploded in the air, forming four huge words—

"Robbery Squad".

The picture was frozen for a moment, and the four words burst out like fireworks. Three pounds and four ounces and Dazhuang opened the container in the air and grabbed various weapons from it.

"Ah hahaha, I like robbery!"

"We love robbing the arsenal the most!"

"Look at our awesomeness!"

"Ah da da da da da da da!"

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."

There were continuous explosions.

Various explosions merged together.

"Boom, da da da da da, boom, boom. Boom, da da da da da, boom, boom."

The violent explosion sounded very rhythmic, like drum beats and different notes, forming the explosive opening music of "The Robbery Squad". In the music composed of gunfire, the smoke and dust of bomb explosions formed various texts.

"Starring: Sanjin, playing Sanjin."

"Starring: Siliang, playing Siliang."

"Starring: Da Zhuang, playing Da Zhuang."

"Director: Li Fan."

"Photography: Mysterious Man, Big Black."

"Producer: Zhuang Buyuan, Li Fan, Zhou Ye, Zhang Nan..."

Three jin and four liang were on the container and going back and forth with the Lanxi Prefecture troops on the ground. Lanxi Prefecture's fighter jets flew from afar, and the combat system of sea, land and air has been fully launched.

The picture changed, and the empty container was dragged back to the manor with three pounds and four ounces of pounds and big bamboo.

Sanjin threw the chain in his hand to the ground, and the container swayed for a while. A bullet rolled out from somewhere in the empty container.

"Oh yeah, look at our loot!"

"Big victory!"

"Ah hahaha, our robbery team is invincible!"

The audience was extremely helpless. Even though these guys had stolen all the things they had stolen on the road, they even claimed that they had won a great victory?

These people are so bored.

The picture turned again, and the three of them sat bored with their backs facing the container, stretching their limbs.

Sanjin pinched the bullet that almost exploded half of Lanxizhou, grabbed back, and threw it into his mouth and bit it with a crack.

With a sound of "Bang!", bullets shot out, and two smoke from Sanjin's ears emerged.

"Ah hahahaha." Sanjin laughed again.

These guys are not only extremely bored, but also have a pain in their idleness...

The picture changed. In the manor, several important characters in "Brewer", the first generation of Brewer, and the second generation of Brewer played by Zhuang Yan and Dapiao were discussing something at this time. When they heard a soldier's report, several people frowned: "Are these guys going to make a big fuss in Lanxi Province again?"

"Really, if you don't find anything for them, I'm afraid they will tear down the earth..."

"It's better..." Several people looked at the map in their hands. There was a vortex marked on the map. The vortex was exactly where the invasion was invaded. In addition, there were trajectories and red dots.

"Leave this to them?"

"Don't they like robbing? Let them take all these things back."

"It can also get these trouble guys away so as not to bother us here."

In an instant, the picture changed again.

The passionate explosion music started to sound again, and three pounds and four ounces began to wear various equipment, and Dazhuang also put on a black battle robe.

The "robbery team" officially set off!
Chapter completed!
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