Chapter 1030: Terrible Whale Fat Ship Washing Service
"Since our Hongdao Port opens to do business, we must of course welcome guests from all directions. Since we are here, our Hongdao Port must make the guests feel at home." Zhuang Buyuan smiled and looked at the officials of Nut State, saying, "Ah, I see your warships are coming all the way, and they are dirty. Why not... feel our special boat washing service?"
Featured...boat washing service?
Officials in Nut State were confused.
In his mind, he couldn't help but think of some special car wash services in Nut State.
For example, in some high schools in Nut State, for the sake of school fundraising, they will film cheerleaders and sports stars of the school team, put on bikini, swimming trunks, and go to the roadside to wash cars.
As a gentleman, this official has certainly experienced it. Looking at those young and beautiful bodies, he worked hard to help him clean the vehicle. His healthy skin shone brightly in the sun, and he was completely sublimated.
Could it be... there is also this kind of bikini boat washing service here?
Before the Nut State officials could imagine the scene, they heard Zhuang Buyuan shouting: "Fat Whale!"
With a "huh", a huge black shadow emerged from the sea.
The whale fat is now more than 100 meters long and is a giant itself.
Of course, in front of the huge warships of aircraft carriers and Nut State, whales don’t look big, about the same size as them.
The fat whale poked out most of its body from the water, staring at Zhuang not far away with two round eyes.
"The guest needs to wash the boat, so this job will be left to you! You must wash it clean!"
The fat whale made a strange giggle and slapped his chest with two big wings, and was very interested in this errand.
Then he looked around and waved his big wings.
There were no hurricanes above the sea, but huge waves were exploding.
The huge waves rose from one side and quickly rose to dozens of meters, rushing towards the fleet of Nut State.
That feeling seemed to be that the sea surface was not the water surface, but a tablecloth.
The fat whale grabbed a corner of the tablecloth with both hands and shook suddenly.
The huge waves were raised, and in the blink of an eye, a destroyer had already thrown to the top of the wave.
As the sailors on the destroyer screamed wildly, the waves flipped, and the destroyer was overturned into the sea and turned upside down on the sea.
The waves were spreading rapidly, sweeping across the entire aircraft carrier battle group in the blink of an eye.
A fully equipped aircraft carrier battle group, including missile destroyers, missile cruisers, nuclear submarines, supply ships, and other various functional ships, with a total of twenty ships of all sizes.
When the whale was fat, except for the aircraft carrier, all the ships on the sea were overturned to the sky.
The fat whale giggled with joy. With a wave of his big wings, the waves that had already surged came back. With a loud bang, the ships that had just turned over were all lifted back.
Every ship is crystal clear and shiny on the deck, not to mention how clean it is.
"Gagahahahahahahahaha!" The fat whale let out a loud laugh like a duck, and his two big wings flapped desperately, and he was very proud of his masterpiece.
"If it's not enough or not, wash it." Zhuang Bu said far away, "Every boat must be washed ten times!"
The fat whale giggled, and his two big wings waved, and the big wings tweaked to the left, and all the ships turned to the bottom and towards the sky.
The big wings trolled to the right, and all the ships turned back.
If you have to find a suitable adjective in this scene, it is probably...a kebab.
Whale Pang is like a skilled barbecue master, and these ships are the skewers on his oven.
After walking back and forth ten times, these more than ten ships were really clean and nothing was left.
However, I have to admire Jingpang's skill. After tossing these ships over and over again, these ships have not stopped. The skill of retracting and releasing hands shows that Jingpang's barbecue... No, the skill of washing the boat has reached the level of transformation.
There is only the aircraft carrier in the middle, because it is huge, although it is pushed around by the waves, it has not yet been turned over.
"Wingpang, you have to wash that ship too, try to use some effort! Wait well!" Zhuang Buyuan reached out and pointed to the aircraft carrier in the middle. Wingpang tilted his head, thought for a while, and then suddenly rose up.
With the thrilling eyes of all the crew members and Nut State officials, the fat whale stretched out his two big wings and slapped the aircraft carrier with a "bang!"
The picture is actually very funny.
The above the aircraft carrier is flat and like a chopping board. The big whale, more than 100 meters long, is lying on the chopping board, which is as funny as it is.
Of course, the people on the aircraft carrier did not find it funny at all. Under him, several planes were directly crushed.
"Wipe, wipe!" Zhuang Buyuan clapped his hands, and Jingpang immediately waved his two big wings and "scrubbed" the aircraft carrier's deck.
With a loud "wow", more than ten planes were swept out by the whale's fat wings, and they collided together, turning into a pile of scrap iron, and then fell into the sea with a thud.
The body of the fat whale was covered with strange vegetation formed by plankton from the city of Whale. They streaked across the deck of the aircraft carrier and left deep groove marks on it.
The deck of the aircraft carrier has to withstand the impact of the aircraft take-off and landing and the scorching flames ejected by the aircraft. Its strength is extremely high, but at this time, countless scars were scratched by the fat whale.
The fat whale was not satisfied, so he twisted his body desperately and rolled around on the aircraft carrier, like a big fish jumping around on the chopping board.
I saw that the aircraft carrier was pressed to the limit of draft. The deck was almost flush with the sea surface. All the planes on the deck were swept into the water by the whale fat, and the deck even began to deform.
"No, no, no! Stop! Stop!" The officials of Nut State knelt directly.
An aircraft carrier, plus the plane parked on its deck, costs 20 to 30 billion yuan.
The price of the entire aircraft carrier formation will be doubled.
Not to mention how heavy casualties were caused by the whale fat.
Nut State has lost one aircraft carrier, and they can’t afford to lose another one!
"Oh? Guest, do you think this is enough?" Zhuang Buyuan said, "I don't think it's clean enough."
"No, no, no, no, it's already very clean, very clean..." The official from Nut State really hugged Zhuang Buyuan's thigh and cried bitterly, "Don't wash again... don't wash again!"
If I wash it, my life will be washed away.
“Are you satisfied with our service?”
"Satisfied, satisfied!"
"As long as you are satisfied, please pay for each of the five-row ships in the cleaning service." Zhuang Buyuan smiled.
Nut State Officials:…
Why don’t you grab it?
But looking at Zhuang Buyuan's smiling face, the officials in Nut State knew.
Because even robbing is not as fast as the boat washing comes!
The special services of Hongdao Port are really terrible, wuwuwu...
Chapter completed!