Eighty-eight Once upon a time there was a mountain
"This is forcing me to plagiarize!" Fang Li murmured to himself in his heart.
It seems that it is time for me to use the essential skills of time travelers - "plagiarize poetry" is here. This is a killer weapon to pick up girls and improve their elegance. If you plagiarize a few poems, you will immediately give people a kind of civil and military versatile image that can hold a spear on the horse and write poetry by dismounting the horse. It is actually one of the essential skills of time travelers!
"Little girl listen carefully!" Yu Miaoge looked at Fang Li with anticipation.
Looking at Yu Miaoge's charming face, Fang Li suddenly decided to change his route and not take the ordinary path.
There are countless time travelers in the world. There are not ten thousand or eight thousand people who plagiarize poetry. No matter how much you plagiarize, you will never be able to renovate any new tricks. Why not find another way? It is important to know that the heart of capturing girls does not necessarily have to follow the right path!
"Ahem... Miss Miaoge listen!"
Fang Li cleared his throat, gestured with his palms, and said seriously: "There was a mountain in the past..."
Yu Miaoge's expression was shocked, his eyebrows frowned, and he showed a surprised expression. This opening was unheard of, and it seemed that it was necessary to listen carefully.
There was a mountain in the past - it praised the beautiful mountains and rivers, how straightforward, how simple and clear!
Yu Miaoge felt that the beginning of the article was quite master-like. It seemed that this general was really knowledgeable and talented!
Fang Li held back his laughter and continued to shake his head: "There is a temple in the mountains..."
"Well……"
Yu Miaoge felt that he was not very smart enough. Most people really couldn't understand the master's layout, and there must be a magical turn afterwards.
Fang Li felt that he was about to laugh out loud: "There is a monk in the temple chanting scriptures..."
"ah?"
Little stars began to appear in front of Yu Miaoge's eyes. He felt that his knowledge was very shallow and that he could not appreciate the general's poems.
But Fang Li felt that his poems were very consistent with the requirements of the beautiful Yu. In the past, there was a mountain that praised the beautiful mountains and rivers. A monk in the temple praised the heroes and heroes. Wouldn't the monk who chanted scriptures at home and did not visit the nunnery to make the world respect him?
Looking at Fang Li's serious appearance, Yu Miaoge warned himself not to laugh, "I believe there will be a magical turning point in the future. Officials and generals must be a genius who can be both literary and martial."
Fang Li looked at Yu Miaoge seriously, and could no longer control his smile. He grinned and asked, "What sutra are you reciting?"
"What kind of sutra?" Yu Miaoge looked confused, stunned and cute.
"I recited that there was a mountain in the past, a temple in the mountain, and a monk chanting sutras. What kind of sutras do I recite? I recited that there was a mountain in the past, a temple in the mountain, and a monk chanting sutras..." Fang Li suddenly burst out, speaking quickly, and was incompatible with this outfit.
"Haha... General, you are so funny!"
Yu Miaoge smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth, and tears came out.
Fang Li said with a smile: "Miss Miaoge, have you disappointed? Great heroes are not that easy, and literary masters are not that easy. Everyone has an ordinary side!"
"Um!"
Yu Miaoge nodded and looked at Fang Li with admiration. He suddenly realized that he had admired this funny and humorous general.
Fang Li quietly approached Yu Miaoge's cheek and smelled the virgin fragrance emitted from her body, and couldn't help feeling a little drunk, "Actually... the old monk didn't think of this!"
"What do you think of?" Yu Miaoge's curiosity was completely opened.
Fang Li suddenly raised his voice and gave a difficult tongue twister: "Eight hundred model soldiers ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side in the north. The artillery was afraid of touching the model soldiers, and the model soldiers were afraid of touching the artillery gun!"
"Uh...I didn't understand!"
Yu Miaoge looked confused, and the other party's admiration suddenly seemed like a surging river.
Fang Li grinned and said, "Actually, I don't understand. Writing poetry and essays is something that literati and poets do. Let's do something meaningful during this great time, right?"
"What is meaningful?" Yu Miaoge frowned and felt confused.
But Fang Li suddenly took out a square item from his sleeve and pointed it at himself and Yu Miaoge. With a "click", a white light flashed in the carriage, which scared Yu Miaoge and thought he had met the legendary monster.
Fang Li smiled and took Yu Miaoge's onion hand that covered his eyes, and handed the square thing to Yu Miaoge: "Miss Miaoge, see who is inside?"
Yu Miaoge opened his eyes wide, full of curiosity: "Huh... One is General Fang, why is it so similar? His nose, eyes, beard, and ears are exactly the same? Who is the other?"
"Look at it carefully?" Fang Li took the opportunity to put Yu Miaoge's head into his arms.
"Is it me?"
Yu Miaoge was both surprised and happy, and couldn't help but fly his cheeks. He used to look at himself in a bronze mirror and reflections in the water. This time, he could actually see himself vividly and clearly see his pores. Is he really so beautiful?
Fang Li smelled the fragrance of Yu Miaoge and couldn't help but get drunk, and nodded slightly: "Apart from Miss Miaoge, who else in the world has such a beautiful country?"
Yu Miaoge showed an intoxicating smile on his face: "General, what kind of treasure is this?"
Fang Li closed his smile and said seriously: "This is called a restored mirror. It can make a person appear in the true form. It is the treasure of the former saint Tang Yao."
The carriage kept bumping, and laughter came from time to time in the carriage. Yu Miaoge was in a very comfortable mood. Suddenly, he felt that he was so happy with General Fang. He couldn't help but hope that the journey would be longer, and a little longer...
But it is regrettable that no matter how long the road is, there is an end. In the evening, the team arrived at Pinglu City.
A personal soldier had already reported to Zhao Yun, who was in charge of Pinglu in advance. Zhao Yun immediately summoned Pinglu officials and notified Yu Ziqi, who had just gotten out of bed, to go out of the city gate to greet him.
Fang Li poked his head out of the carriage and looked north. He saw the torch shaking under the city gate. He retracted his head with a little regret and said to Yu Miaoge: "Miss Miaoge, Pinglu has arrived!"
Yu Miaoge looked reluctant and turned his head out the window: "Well... it's here!"
Fang Li nodded: "Then let's get off?"
Yu Miaoge suddenly turned his head, looked at Fang Li with his beautiful eyes as clear as water, and said solemnly: "General Fang, I'm very happy to be with you!"
Fang Li smiled faintly: "If you are destined to be, I hope to have the opportunity to write poems with Miss Miaoge again. I will definitely show my true skills next time!"
“Well…”
As the coachman shouted, the carriage stopped.
Zhao Yun led Pinglu County Magistrate, County Captain and other people to step forward and salute: "Greetings to the General!"
When Fang Li saw Zhao Yun, he murmured in his heart: "I hope to summon bodyguards like Dian Wei and Xu Chu next time, and with such a powerful general guarding me, I wouldn't have been hit by this sword! But then again, if it weren't for Xia Ran's sword, how could I have the chance to ride a car with Yu Ji? It would be a blessing!"
"Haha... there is no need to be too polite!" Fang Li laughed and came out of the carriage.
Zhao Yun was shocked when he saw the blood stains on Fang Li's body: "General, are you injured?"
Fang Li said disapprovingly: "It's okay, it's just a minor injury. He was stabbed by Xia Ran, a disciple of Lao Xiangbang. I was considered an old friend. He suspected that I had a disobedient intention, so he took the risk of assassination!"
"Ah... the general serves the country and the people, and the heaven can tell you. How can they judge a gentleman with the heart of a villain?"
Zhao Yun was passionate, but Fang Li felt that he was a bit serious nonsense like himself. I am afraid that it is Fang Li's heart now, and everyone knows it?
Yu Ziqi and Fang Li gave a gift, and walked towards Xiangzhuang with a cane: "Brother Xiang, where is Miaoge?"
Xiang Zhuang blinked at the carriage, and it happened that Yu Miaoge had just jumped off the carriage, "Where is it!"
Yu Ziqi's face changed drastically: "She and General Fang took a car together?"
Xiang Zhuang shrugged: "General Fang was injured in order to save us, and Miss Miaoge took a car together to take care of him!"
Yu Ziqi's face immediately turned dark: "It's just a mess. Men and women ride in the same car together. Wouldn't it be a mess if it is spread in the future? It's a mess!"
Zhao Yunbei got a banquet to welcome Fang Li. Yu Ziqi's injuries were still not serious. He politely declined and took Yu Miaoge back to his residence. When he entered the door, he scolded him with a scattered scolding: "You girl is simply careless, lonely man and widowed woman. Don't you know how to avoid suspicion?"
Yu Miaoge said calmly: "General Fang was injured to save me. As a doctor, I have the responsibility to take care of him!"
"What will you think if General Xiang knows if you do this?" Yu Ziqi lowered his voice and warned Yu Miaoge, "He didn't touch you, right?"
Yu Miaoge asked back: "Brother, I have nothing to do with General Xiang, right? General Fang is a gentleman. Can you stop thinking so dirty?"
The brother and sister parted in dissatisfaction. Yu Miaoge looked at the waning moon in the sky through the window lattice at night. When he thought of the fun of the journey, his smile couldn't help but floated on his cheeks. He thought that tonight would be a beautiful dream!
Chapter completed!