"Master, what should I do with these couplets..." Qing'er was confused. He didn't know why his master was so angry, so he had to carefully change the subject.

"Tear them all up -" Li Yi's words stopped abruptly, and then he smiled and said: "Find a few maids and copy all these couplets for me. I want to copy them one by one!"

"Since you are all so excited and eager for me to lead the literary world? Then Fifth Brother, I will become famous in one fell swoop..." Li Yi chuckled - since I can no longer be a dandy, can I be the leader of the dandy literary world?

A master and a servant walked in from the gate of Zhenjun General's Mansion with swaggering steps.

"Brother Tu, Brother Song, okay!" Li Yi stepped over the threshold and casually greeted the two guards in front of the door.

"Hello, Fifth Young Master..." The two guards in front of the door responded subconsciously and continued to stand in front of the door.

After a while, the guard who was called Brother Tu suddenly turned around and glanced back at Li Yi's walking back. He looked as if he had seen a ghost and said with jaw-dropping words: "Old Song,

Did you see..."

"What did you see? Qing'er, this little maid, will be taken into the room by the young master sooner or later. Lao Tu, don't even think about it!" Lao Song curled his lips and glanced at her with contempt.

Lao Tu glared and became furious. He sarcastically said, "Bah! You fool, five years ago, you and your horse fell into an ice pit in northern Xinjiang. Who saved you? Now you dare to mock me!"

"Hey!" Lao Song was furious and glared, showing no sign of weakness: "If I hadn't interceded for you back then, you would have been beheaded by the general if you peeked at the Turkic girl bathing! I didn't expect you to be so lustful now!"

"Fart!" Lao Tu became more and more angry, as if he had been greatly wronged. He waved his hands angrily and said bitterly: "That was me to spy on the enemy!"

"You fart! When you spy on the enemy, you even spy on the enemy's women and children!" Old Song was scolded like this and immediately became angry. He stretched out his hand and pushed the enemy...

These two people were both veterans of the Shenwei Army. After retiring, they had no skills to make a living. In addition, their families lived near the capital, so they were arranged by the general to serve as family guards.

Even if they blocked the guards, these two men had always been hot-tempered and stubborn in the army, and their level of troublemaking was ridiculously high. Now they were standing in front of the general's mansion, jostling each other.

While they were bickering and arguing, neither of them noticed that a child of five or six years old stood outside the door and watched for a long time.

The child's clothes were shabby and his nose was running straight. He was obviously a child from a poor family. His eyes were wandering around. He looked up at the two fierce guards in front of the door and couldn't help but take two steps back in fear.

"How do you deliver the letter that Sister Lian'er asked me to deliver..." the child muttered to himself - the two doormen in front are both tall and sturdy, with tiger-headed steel knives on their waists, and their appearance is even more rugged.

It's scary, and...the two of them seem to have bad tempers.

"Take people's money to eliminate disasters for others..." The child murmured to himself, reaching out and taking out an old Baba letter from his arms.

He held the letter and thought for a long time, but suddenly he saw that the wall opposite was covered with large and small letter paper. He couldn't help but stare, and sighed softly: "Guaiguai Longdi Dong, this General's Mansion must owe a lot to people."

The money and debt collection papers are all covered up on the wall!"

"They will definitely send someone to tear off these debt collection papers..." Thinking of this, the child nodded, raised his head and said to himself: "Well, I'll just put this letter on it!"

After that, he glanced furtively at the two burly guards who had stopped shoving but were still arguing at the door. He carefully walked around the sight of the two, spat on the letter, and then grabbed it.

He pressed the letter in his hand against the wall, then turned around and ran away.

Just after running two steps, the letter slipped from the wall with a splat and fell to the ground. The child had no choice but to turn around and spat again, then rubbed some plaster from his exposed leg and pasted it on it again...

…

"Ah, you scared me to death..." The child ran far away, and then he dared to hide by the wall and looked back cautiously. He saw that the color of the letter on the wall was incompatible with the white rice paper around him, and he couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction and said to himself -

- "Well, in this way, they will definitely see it. Tsk tsk, these five copper coins are really easy to make..."

He looked at it for a moment, then turned around and walked onto the main road, gradually walking away.

But the letter slowly began to sway, and then a breeze blew by. The letter, which was stuck to the wall with mud and spit, was like an autumn wind sweeping a fallen leaf, sliding to the ground with the wind, and then being carried away by the wind.

Rolled into the ditch beside the road...

In the study room, Li Yi raised his eyebrows and held a homemade charcoal pencil in a weird posture with his right hand. He glanced at the thick stack of first couplets in front of him and couldn't help but frown. He opened his mouth and cursed: "There are so many second couplets, all of them are correct."

Wouldn’t it be exhausting me to death when I come out?”

The maid Qing'er was sitting next to her, resting her head on her elbows, half leaning on the table, her eyes slightly narrowed, and she was drowsy.

At this moment, when I heard the young master complaining, I couldn't help but blink my eyes and chuckled: "Even if you are right, young master, wouldn't they still publish the first couplet again?"

"Well..." Li Yi was so high-spirited just now that he wanted to be a leader in the literary world. Now he frowned at the pile of couplets in front of him, and couldn't help but become annoyed and angry - didn't I just say a few more words at the poetry meeting?

Why are you trying to punish me like this?

"Master, Qing'er has a way..." Qing'er hesitated for a moment, then sat up straight, the exquisite curves of her body looming in the light green dress.

This little girl is growing up very quickly!

Li Yi swallowed, threw away the charcoal in his hand, and immediately stretched out his hand to hug Qing'er, and said with a wicked smile: "Our little Qing'er is so smart, tell me quickly.

What is the method..."

While he was speaking, he put one hand on the maid's back and started caressing it randomly. He could still feel the smoothness like silk through the clothes...

Qing'er's face suddenly turned red and purple, and she said shyly: "Master, why don't you just edit a few second couplets every month and let them arrange..."

When she said this, before she finished speaking, she felt that the big hand had already penetrated her clothes. She couldn't help but opened her mouth and hurriedly leaned over to avoid it...

"Oh? Line up, I'll take turns to give you advice?" Li Yi made a movement with his hands, then smiled happily, took back his hand, and praised with a smile: "My little Qing'er, you are so smart, why didn't I think of this?

Fazi, could it be that I fell off a cliff and fell stupid..."

Qing'er escaped, but her face was still burning, and her chest was rising and falling violently, but she seemed a little disappointed. She pursed her small mouth, smiled at the corner of her mouth, and thought to herself shyly - Master, how could you be so stupid?
Chapter completed!