When the general of the town army returned with his troops, the whole city was lined with people to greet him. It is said that the emperor personally led the general's horse into the city. A few days later, at the grand banquet, a royal wedding ceremony was held, and the young princess of Prince Bo's family was betrothed to him.

The fifth young master of the Li family who is about to be full moon.

However, since the fifth young master of Li Tong's family, the general of the town army, was born, the entire backyard of the Li Mansion has not had a few days of peace and quiet.

In the first two years after he was born, although the fifth young master was a little naughty, he had difficulty moving. Once he could run and crawl, he was in trouble.

The first day, he pretended to be a ghost and frightened the little maid who had just entered the house to faint. The next day, he actually lit the teacher's proud beard in the school. After being driven back home, he became a "loyalty"

"Jun Aiguo's words made the famous scholar from the capital whom the Li family paid a lot of money to give lectures choked to the point of vomiting blood, and then he no longer wanted to teach that "evil boy".

The Li family, whose family was founded on martial arts, had no choice but to give up the unrealistic idea of ​​making the fifth young master a great scholar and invited a general to teach him martial arts. Unexpectedly, this boy was so lazy that he was walking haltingly one second and then the next.

I found a stool to lean on and play with the birdcage. This family would neither beat nor scold their young master. In addition, General Li Tong, the only one who could act as a slight deterrent to the young master, had been around all year round.

When leading troops abroad, the teaching of martial arts was naturally put on hold.

Later, people who occasionally walked outside the walls of Li's Mansion often heard the shy screams and laughter of maids and maids coming from the courtyard. In addition, various news came from the servants of famous Confucian scholars... It rarely happened.

The fifth young master of the Li family in the mansion has become the most famous dandy in the capital. According to rumors, he is famous because he has four major advantages: he is lazy in food, greedy for money and lust, not enterprising, and uneducated...

As his fame spread, gradually, there were more and more scandals about Li Yi, the fifth young master of the Li family. According to a woman in her forties, one time, while she was taking a bath at home, a child suddenly fell from the roof.

Coming down, frivolous words kept coming from his mouth...

Another fat woman with freckles said that in 1984, the fifth young master of the Li family brought two servants and openly lifted up her skirt on the street...

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"Master, Master..." The little girl's crisp cry came from in front of the rockery.

If you look closely, you will see that she is a little maid, with a delicate and delicate body, and a pair of small feet under the blue coat and skirt that look particularly slender. At this moment, these small feet have been stamping the ground anxiously, and she is nervously facing the rockery.

A young man who was climbing up shouted: "Stop climbing, come down quickly... If you get hurt somewhere, my wife will blame you, and this slave can't bear it!"

The young man called the Young Master is sixteen or seventeen years old. He has sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a nose like a gallbladder, and a friendly smile. What is even more impressive is his bronze-colored and oily skin. He wears a purple satin on his upper body.

The coat has a huge longevity lock hanging around its neck. Judging from the golden light reflected by the longevity lock, it is obviously worth a lot.

It was early spring, and there were still some water marks on the sharp stone edges of the rockery, which was indeed slippery. The young man on the rockery was climbing up with the help of a pair of hook-shaped gloves. Although he occasionally missed the step,

However, he could always use a hook to hook into the stone crack to stabilize his body and continue climbing up.

At this moment, when Master Li Yi heard the maid's anxious call, he twisted his eyebrows, turned around, and said helplessly: "What's the problem? Isn't this young man climbing a rock?" This boy is quite handsome.

, at this moment, the two sword eyebrows twisted, coupled with his posture of hanging on the mountain wall and trying to turn around, it looked a bit funny.

The maid Xiaoqing couldn't laugh at all. Although she didn't know what "rock climbing" meant, she had already learned about the young master's weirdness - when she was thirteen years old, she was scared by someone pretending to be a ghost when she first entered the Li Mansion.

She fainted. She said nervously: "But - Master, I really can't climb anymore. If you fall..."

"Why did you fall? Didn't you see that I have a safety rope tied around my waist?" Li Yi tugged on the rope behind him, and then softened his heart. After all, letting this little maid get scolded for him would make him feel uneasy no matter what.

He grabbed the rope behind his waist with both hands and jumped down facing the rockery...

"Bang——" With a muffled sound, Li Yi said "Ouch" and fell to the ground from a height of more than one meter. He frowned, rubbed his butt and shouted: "Xiaoqing, how many times have I told you?

Oh, don’t tie this safety rope with a knot!!!”

Xiao Qing was startled when she saw this, and rushed forward in two steps. She helped Li Yi up in a panic, lowered her head, and said aggrievedly: "Slave, slave, tie the belt for the young master, I'm used to it..."

"Damn slave, how many times have I told you that I can't change my title?" Li Yi rubbed his butt, becoming more and more annoyed with this slave girl who was full of pedantic thoughts. He frowned and muttered: "Huh, look at this.

How can I deal with you tonight?"

Xiaoqing's face suddenly turned red, but she was muttering speechless.

At nightfall, Xiaoqing blushed and approached the young man who was standing at the table renovating a "rock climbing hook" and whispered: "Master, it's time for you to rest..."

Li Yi patted the iron marks on his hands, shook his shoulders, coughed twice, and motioned to the girl behind him to change his clothes.

After washing up, the boy lay on the bed, half naked, and shouted without looking back: "Come, give this young master some oil -"

After a while, Li Yi lay on the bed, feeling the harsh kneading back and forth on his back. He breathed out through his nose and thought to himself: More than ten years ago, he woke up from a coma and found that he could not move and was wrapped in swaddling clothes.

As I listened, all kinds of strange conversations came to my ears from time to time. I thought it was a dream, but I still couldn't wake up.

After half a month of thinking, I finally believed that I was reincarnated into a strange world, a world without Internet, without cars, with warriors, Taoists and imperial power. And he - except for his specially tanned skin, he had nothing

Didn't bring it over.

After all, according to his actual age, he is already an adult now. If he is asked to play with a group of ancient children and go to school together, how can they play together? In addition, the free thought in his previous life is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it is even more important for him.

I don't have any good impressions of famous Confucians. As for the hard work of driving piles and practicing martial arts? That is even more embarrassing for this lazy guy.

Finally, someone combined with his advantageous father's status in the Han Dynasty decided to be an idle playboy in this world, having sex, ahem, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling - actually this is not bad, isn't it?

As for - the fiancée that the emperor has promised to marry? The little princess of Prince Bo's family? I haven't seen what she looks like!

"Master—" The little hand kneading on the shoulder suddenly paused. Xiao Qing hesitated and said: "Master, I heard that I will send you to the palace next month to be a companion to the third prince!"

In the Han Dynasty, there were many military general families. In order to cultivate the army's loyalty to the royal family in the future, the children of these military general families would usually be sent to the palace to accompany them. Li Yi knew this.

But - I am not good at literature and I am not good at martial arts, so why should I be sent to study with him?

"What?!" Li Yi was shocked and turned around quickly and asked: "Who did you listen to? Are you still going to the palace? What's the situation? Isn't it going to be possible for you to have a happy life in a few days?" He was nervous at the moment, for fear of entering the palace to accompany him to study and fight.

It messed up the dandy plan I just started.

Xiaoqing was a little amused when she heard the master say "I can't live happily for a few days", but she still said: "I heard Butler Wang mention it when we chatted today, it seems that the master said that you don't want to make progress.

If you continue like this, it will be ruined, so I tried every means to get you into the palace, saying that I want to...discipline and discipline you..."

"Discipline me?" Li Yi was stunned, and then thought that since there was still a month, there would be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and the boat would naturally straighten up when it reached the bridge. He laughed, propped up his body with his arms, turned over, and smiled.

Said: "Xiaoqing, I forgot to deal with you today..."

After saying that, he reached under the bed with his flexible arms, grabbed Xiaoqing's feet, flipped the little maid onto the bed, held her in his arms and kneaded her wantonly...

This guy has a soul that has been suppressed for decades in some aspects, and coupled with the fact that he has a beautiful little girl by his side, it is natural... The only regret is that this guy was incapable of doing anything at the beginning.

He could only use his hands and feet to take advantage; but when he got a little older, he couldn't bear to destroy the one in front of him - Hua Gu Duo'er - early on.

In the blink of an eye, the pretty maid's clothes were half untied and she was panting...
Chapter completed!