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92 Practical teaching in simple language

There is power, the autumn wind swept across the fallen leaves. In the air that was almost hanging in the sky, it created an incomparable sense of shock and power. The speed of rotation was so fast that it could no longer be seen, but only the phantoms like gyros were seen. The dense forest leaves in midsummer were blown by the huge wind like propellers created by Li Wei, making Tokugawa Aoi almost unable to open her eyes.

"Unscientific!"

There are so many unscientific things these days. I have to grow sesame seeds and watermelons, drink milk and leather shoes, marry a wife and a man, etc.

Li Wei seems to be a monk in Azeroth, and other things, not too despicable. After all, he has experienced nearly a year of baptism, but... a female high school student on Earth in front of him studied, studied physics, worshipped Newton, and engaged in gravity. This... Kung Fu can be learned, but this kind of kung Fu has exceeded the laws of physics, right? He has always learned martial arts and fighting. Master said that this is a kind of struggle, which is also called human mechanics in the present... But this is beyond the scope of mechanics, right?

"Master... can I touch it?" The high school student was stunned, silently chanting in his heart [g=9.8n\/kg] [F=ma] [Newton, Einstein, Galileo, you died so miserably] and so on - on Li Wei's body, his chest and muscles everywhere, he kept touching the body.

"...Hey hey hey, are you racial talent? Are you kind of polite?" Although I enjoy it... I'm not right, how can I let the underage girl touch her chest like this? This is in the wild, and someone will come over at any time.

It's simply too vulgar!

"Ah, it's rude..." It seemed that she finally realized what she had done. Tokugawa Aoi's blood pressure today was definitely exceeding the standard, with N times up and down, plus Li Wei's training... Er, the education has indeed achieved results. Now her little face is blushing like a ripe apple... makes people want to take a bite... Cough cough.

"But - Master, this is completely contrary to common sense-"

"What I teach you is something that goes against common sense. One hits ten is not a dream, and one hits one hundred is not a dream." I remember that Lao Zhao and I were also bragging 13 when they drank high, saying that he fought hundreds of mantids and other ones at a time. But... it is okay to fight a hundred humans, right? Although PK is not addition and subtraction, anteaters fought a hundred termites alone, or a hundred ants, and the result was almost the same.

"As for physics... you'd better forget it. It's useless. You see, I've never passed the exam and won't live well?" Li Wei said lightly and killed Newton.

"But……"

"Nothing good, but! - Do you still want to learn?" It's really troublesome.

"……think."

"Isn't this going to be over? Let's go here, go to the end of time, go to the end of the sea and the end of the rocks. Look - after you get married, you can basically be your own side." Li Wei became the boss of the hand.

"Master... don't you continue to guide me?" Instead, Tokugawa Aoi was stunned. She had never seen a master teach her disciples like this.

"What else do you want to do? Transfer one to me in place."

"That, I, I can't do it." Tokugawa Aoi was crying and she couldn't cry: "Humans, humans cannot fly."

Hey? This joke is very popular recently [I can’t do it].

"...What does it mean? Humans cannot fly? You say I am not a human? Take advantage of me?" It's simply inhumane. It's good if you don't take advantage of yourself. This high school girl actually takes advantage of herself?

"No...no, Master, I don't think that's what I mean." The girl explained in a hurry.

"You poor kid who has no dreams, you have forgotten Newton. Why do you always like to think of other men when you talk to me?" Li Wei said unhappily: "If I ask you to fly for me, you have to fly for me - if you can't fly for me, you can be a monk who doesn't believe me."

As he said that, Li Wei jumped up very simply - although, Lao Zhao seemed to be jumping very low. However... it was also simply beyond the limits of human beings.

"Gratitude, what's the most annoying thing-" This is a skill from the magic world.

"Master... at least I can teach me how to get rid of gravity. I haven't even heard of such unscientific things. Just let me practice it. How is it possible..."

The girl was in tears and almost couldn't get up.

"This... is true." Li Wei thought about it and said something that made the human girl feel speechless: "Given the stupid imagination of the Blue Star people, it is indeed a bit difficult to make you fly in an instant - the joke is here. Now, I will teach you step by step, you have to watch it!"

"……yes!"

"Come on, it's clear that you asked me to teach you, why are you embarrassed to go on now? - I love to learn, but I don't learn to get out."

"Yes, your thighs should be raised a little more - I will help you - don't be embarrassed, do you still plan to be like a delicate lady when you learn martial arts?"

"If you really don't know how to do it, I will take you to turn it first. Come on, I will hug you from behind, you just need to follow me to move."

"What? I want me to guide you again? Alas... It's true, is it over? Listen well, last time! Come on, raise your thighs! I will hold you with my hands and do it again..."

No wonder Confucius said [Let's learn and teach people tirelessly] - Levi is now really starting to fall in love with teaching beautiful girls' apprentices. Especially the professor Shenhe kicks the neck, which is the skill of leg and foot. In order to make Tokugawa Aoi really understand it well, Levi "has to" the beast... He personally grasps the other person's slender waist, thighs and other positions, and starts from actual combat, and teaches female high school students physically in an easy-to-understand manner.

Tokugawa Aoi really can't say anything wrong - and Li Wei can see that with a grateful heart. This... has also somewhat encouraged his special hobby.

On the 4th of the same month, the second day of step-by-step teaching.

"Steps and bounds" is very important.

Holding the other party's hands, things, and so on is the top priority. Li Wei and a girl who was nearly ten years younger than him took action for almost a day, and finally the country came to him.

Of course... If it was because Li Wei lived with a teenage girl and touched her, the riot brigade would come to her.

This time we came, Zhao Xuantan and his younger brothers.

"You did a good job yesterday. Today, it seems that you have a strong desire to learn. At least you know to change into safety pants. That's it. I've long said that you are so vulgar in Japan. You're wearing your skirts to your collarbone. How can this work?"

In the morning, Li Wei looked at a beautiful Japanese girl who had already put on sports shorts in the woods with some regrets. In his eyes... or a Japanese woman who didn't wear a skirt in a plate... No, it's zero at all. Only the weird female elf in Morning Star, seems to have watched some weird animation recently. There is a heroine in it, which seems to be a miniskirt with sports shorts - very unscientific! Alas... Otaku, otakus, etc., are really strange creatures.

"Master..." After a day of intimate contact in various senses, Tokugawa Aoi's mood was complicated.

First of all, as a woman who admires her strongest than herself, she naturally likes people like Li Wei very much. The four words "heroic" are hard to figure out, but no matter how you look at it, Li Wei beaten the "grand commanders" of major martial arts in the Japanese industry the day before yesterday, which is very manly, and it is completely in line with the image of a hero in the girl's mind.

Secondly, after this day of contact, she seemed to think that Levi was not that difficult to speak - not only that, but in many cases it seemed that it could still communicate... and even "bully" him in turn.

"What we are here to learn today will be another magical skill - have you heard of acupoints?"

"Yes, the master - I've heard of it." Aoi Tokugawa said: "I heard that there are many experts in this field in China-"

"That's right, you have to remember that when you go out to travel, you must remember that there are the 'Four Great' that cannot be messed with." Oh? You think you are China Communications, right? Let's see how I will kill you! "New Oriental, relevant departments, urban management and express delivery - I have the national conditions in the Celestial Empire, do you understand?"

"No... I don't understand." Originally, Chinese was not very good, and I only came to China for a few days. Now Aoi Tokugawa is in a state where she believes whatever Li Wei said.

"That's great - since we don't have teaching aids, we can choose one of them to become teaching aids now. It doesn't matter, it's just using our bodies. Do you think you should respect your teachers and respect the Tao, or do you want to deceive your teachers and destroy your ancestors?"

“…?!?!Master?”

Is this sexual harassment?

"Just kidding - don't look at me with such a scared look, okay?" Li Wei laughed dryly. He wouldn't teach the other party anything substantial anyway. He would tease her and finally let her give up: "Hey, the new version of the acupoint map is priced at 14,050 cents. Remember to give it to me if you have time."

Li Wei moved his finger and said, "If you learn it, I will teach you the hands of disintegrating muscles and bones. At the least, it will cause you to lose consciousness, and at the worst, it will cause you to be paralyzed in bed for the rest of your life. Now, for example, if there are more than a dozen men in black coming towards you - what is your first reaction?"

"Master..."
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