68 Troublemaker(1/2)
Zhao Xuantan vomited, but Li Wei didn't.
To be honest, Zhao Xuantan thinks he is an excellent high-end wine barrel. Even if he cannot take on important tasks, he can at least be considered a drinker when thrown into important occasions.
But people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away.
When Li Wei sniffed the tenth bottle of Wuliangye in one go, he finally realized that the goods in front of him were not human at all!
Of course, he could no longer say anything else. Like many experienced drunks, Li Wei picked up Zhao Xuantan's cell phone and sent him a group message to someone to pick him up. Then he threw Zhao Xuantan at the table, burped himself with satisfaction, and ran back home.
All the things that can be solved today have been solved.
In the past six months, the huge stones in my heart have been put down. The country has said that treating creatures in another world equally, and elves can apply for Chinese nationality.
Even if you die, you will definitely only die in the future - it has nothing to do with those two elves, which is really great.
In the bottom of Li Wei's heart, that's what she really thought for a moment.
All the suffering finally came to an end!
"Yo--Go home? Come on, let's introduce a newcomer to you. Well, we can only talk in Quelas now, because there are two Japanese people next to you. This lady is also from Azeroth, and she just came here. Look at it, and you can breathe heavily! Are you interested in pornography? I tell you her body, but the huge bronze dragon has always been there, put away your hobbies!! She has something important to tell you, it's a mission from Titan - please help."
Morning Star pulled Li Wei aside and allowed him to observe the new beauty dragon as far as possible.
Li Wei's brain was dysfunctional, and he almost suffered from heart disease, hypertension and cerebral congestion.
Why is there another one here at home at this critical moment?
Return to the dragon?!
"Hello, human, I'm glad to see you."
Onimitz bowed gracefully, and he could not tell that he was a confused big sister. On the contrary, he showed his intellectual beauty and elegance and solemnity - Li Wei was deceived at that time. Perhaps, this time traveling was not here to cause trouble?
"I am the bronze dragon who came with the Titan mission, Onimitz. I hope that we will have a perfect cooperative relationship in the future-"
"..." Li Wei pricked his ears at that time.
"Ah, hello, my name is Li Wei..."
"I know." Onimitz smiled, as if he had the ability to see through everything. Such an intellectual big sister usually doesn't know where Beihe's moral integrity is after talking about the otakus: "You are the one chosen by the Titan. I have heard your name in the sacred space. Li Wei, the Earthling. I believe you can definitely complete the Titan's mission."
...Li Wei is really not used to it. Recently, some people always praise their status very highly.
But now he is becoming more and more aware of the saying: If you have nothing to do, you will be either a traitor or a thief! What's more, you just wear a high hat to yourself. It's not that he has seen beautiful women recently. On the contrary, beautiful women and big treasures meet every day.
After all, I have experienced so much struggle. Giving up a beauty can bring safety. Don’t you understand such a simple truth? If you are a man, you must know how to advance and retreat... Can men live for women?
"Yes, yes, you're right. I can definitely help with Titan's missions or something."
Li Wei quickly agreed, afraid that the bronze dragon opposite him would say no: "——Tell me, how can I help you?"
Nonsense, men certainly live for women. If you don’t have the critical moment, what’s the point of living? Although you often yell with a few elves to do whatever you want to do with each other, if you really need a man and you are retreating, that’s your own problem.
"But I'll just say it first. I can only help me as much as I can. And it must have something to do with Morning Star, Feng Yu and others. I'm not interested in taking my life on other Titans or something."
"...You are beyond my expectations." The bronze dragon looked at Li Wei carefully and said, "In the history I know, you don't seem to be able to say these words."
"...What you said now makes me feel cautious." Li Wei felt that everything was known, and this feeling was like standing naked in front of others. Of course, standing naked in front of women, the one who suffered a loss must not be a man: "If you don't explain to me, what does your so-called Titan, and those who open their mouths and keep their mouths about history, what does it mean?"
"This is a long sentence - you still have two guests, so why don't you deal with it first?"
The bronze dragon seems to be quite good at watching the scene.
Immediately pointed to the two friends in District 11 beside me.
"I really forgot that there is still this one." After slapped his forehead, Li Wei suddenly realized that there were two people around him who didn't know the truth.
At this moment, these two people stared at the scene in front of them.
"Well, do you want me to use some magic to delete their memories?" The bronze dragon pondered for a moment, and Onimitz said: "I have this ability~"
"Oh? Really?" It's really, it's a big help to me.
"Don't listen to her." Chenxing robber said: "Other bronze dragons do have this ability and are skilled. But this Onimitz, don't trust her too much! She can do less than you think and can do less."
It seems that the Death Knight began to gradually care about Li Wei's safety. Whether it is a big or a small matter, he would be like protecting his shortcomings and helping him with Li Wei.
A typical idea of [only I can bully him, no one else can].
"Then forget it." Li Wei looked at Tokugawa Aoi and Takizawa Aiki on the side and sighed: "They have no grudges with me, on the contrary, they still owe me a house... Hahaha, this is a good sign! Cough cough, I'm not very greedy, really."
Aiqi Takizawa was reluctant to leave Lao Zhao and firmly asked to exchange mobile phone numbers with each other. In the end, Li Wei pretended to be stupid and vague on the grounds of [not understanding]. However, Aoi Tokugawa and Li Wei persuaded him to retreat with the words of [Master Craftsman]. He also gave him a sweet date and said that he would see her kung fu next time. Today I went to rest first, but he ran away again. The monk couldn't run away from the temple, so why should I be anxious?
Send away two friends from District 11.
The room changed in an instant.
Old Zhao sighed and turned back to a cute giant panda. He carried a bottle of wine and seemed to finally get rid of the troublesome female human (Aiki Takizawa). He carried a plate of peanut beans and walked to the side and carried a bench to start the most enjoyable thing in the day. By the way, listen to Titans and the like on the side.
The bronze dragon transformed into a high elves (similar to the blood elves), but his figure was quite tall. The night elves and the real blood elves also changed back to their original appearance.
"E... have everyone arrived? I remember there should be a warlock." Looking around, Onimitz asked in confusion: "Why are she missing? -Aren't you all together?"
"You are right, but I really have to contact her..." As he said that, Li Wei took out his cell phone and asked while sending a text message: "Are you... not a giant dragon? Why do you look like a blood elf?"
"Blood Elf? - I'm eight hundred streets earlier than their race? Oh, it's terrible to have no culture. I'm a dragon, but I'm a humanoid creature. We prefer the posture of high elves." Onimitz shook his hand and sat on the sofa: "Well... these things on Earth are really great! Such a comfortable chair must be very comfortable to sleep!"
Actually, Onimitz didn't say it.
The dragon likes to become a high-level elves even when she is having sex, and it is said that she can better understand what the skin is doing... Hahahahahaha.
Well, I continue to pay attention to ING about what happened during the capture of the Red Dragon Queen.
It means that for the Green Dragon Queen and her spouse, they continue to pay attention to ING.
"...If you like it, let you sleep on the sofa." It just solved the housing problem, and Li Wei was not very clear about Azeroth's paths.
"Then let's get back to the point." He raised his legs and wore the mage's boots on the beautiful legs of the Dragon Clan Miss, swaying tall in the air. Miss Onimitz took out her thick notepad like magical from her waist.
"Mr. Li Wei, first of all, do you believe in a parallel world view?"
"Hey? This... are you indeed a man from another world?" Li Wei looked at Miss Dragon in front of him in surprise: "Why did you even come up with the parallel universe?"
"The so-called everything between heaven and earth is nothing at the beginning, which is [nothing], which is the beginning of all things. The function of Tao produces everything, and there is [existence], which is called the mother of all things. Nothing and existence do not repel each other. On the contrary, it is the two manifestations of Tao, which is the universe." The Great Druid taught Li Wei a lesson, what is the Tao Te Ching.
"Simply put, it is the theory of the cat abuser Schrödinger. When cats are put in a box, there are two forms. They either die or live, or they may exist both in life and death. Maybe this is the parallel universe." The blood DK otakus added next to it.
"Man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, the sky follows the Tao, and the Tao follows nature." The panda man interjected with a bottle of wine.
"...I understand, I'm not an earthling!" Li Wei felt his eyes dark: "You are all so awesome, I have the kind of saying that you are an earthling! One by one, do you look down on me!"
"Of course not, Levi - let me tell you that the reason why you were selected was not a casual thing. Titans can notice you, so naturally there is his reason for him." The bronze dragon said a truth lightly: "Maybe, are you doing well in other worlds? Our bronze dragon's secret ability is to travel through various time and space, and there are many parallel spaces. Are you ready?"
“What preparation?”
"Accept your own destiny."
At that moment, Li Wei felt that he was so needed and so valuable. The feeling was like the earth could not be turned without it - this feeling of being placed on countless expectations can really make the male creatures so happy that they are completely unable to control themselves.
but……
"Hey, does he really look very powerful in countless flat-breasted spaces?" A night elf said quietly to the blood elf with an outrageous auditory nerve on the side, as if incredible.
"Tsk, I don't know why others say it. I know that when a loser refuses to face cruel facts, he says "It's okay, in a parallel universe, I will definitely win" and so on - do you believe such an unpredictable thing?" Chen Xing answered his friend.
"...Ha, that's true. However, I couldn't help but believe what the bronze dragon said." Feng Yu smiled bitterly.
"Tsk, don't forget that even the bronze dragon, she is Onimitz. Haven't you been fed up with the correction of the history of the alliance and the tribe in those few times she led to travel back to Azeroth's past history and correcting the history of the alliance and the tribe?" Chen Xing shook his head and sighed, as if he had thought of something horrible before.
"It's almost...I thought Azeroth was really... so scary..."
"Yeah, yes, it's just a little bit...so scary..."
The ears of Levi and the bronze dragon were obviously not as sharp as those of the two elves beside them.
Li Wei was still immersed in countless planes and was like this, and he didn't use his mind to think about it. Could he really travel back to ancient times and establish a kingdom regime for hundreds of years? Could he really travel through countless planes and create a harem? - Don't joke. If this kind of thing really happened, wouldn't he really be able to fly with the elves?
"Well... I didn't expect this Titan to have a really good vision."
After calming down his mind, Li Wei felt that he wanted to show a deeper expression. Although such a big smile on his face already means that he was hit by the sugar-coated shells: "Hey--I suddenly felt that the Titans in your world must be a responsible person."
"Yeah... Yes. The person who created this world disappeared. He threw five dragons to protect the world, but two betrayed the revolution. One continued to sleep, the other was captured, and the other was unknown. Then... he created the world himself, and his younger brother actively destroyed the world. He didn't know what these two brothers meant. Could it be that our Creation Titan was just traveling with his wife simply?" The night elves held his chin and thought about life and Azeroth's history. Finally sighed: "Fortunately we believe in Goddess Eluen, otherwise... I really don't know what the consequences will be."
(Titan: I'm blaming me?)
"……"Depend on!
This Titan is so unprofessed! The sense of responsibility is so at will?
"We gave up on Titans when we were still high elves-"
"Hey? I seem to remember that the Mogu tribe has a good relationship with Titans... Well, alas... It seems that there are not many relics of Titans that are reliable. I really don't know if they are here to help or cause trouble." Panda man Lao Zhao said.
"Ahem, you will be punished if you say this! - I tell you that the reason why you can come to the earth to enjoy the blessings is because of the titan's grace." A bronze dragon who should believe in Titan was trying hard to argue at this moment: "I just said that this is the earth, don't stay if you are unhappy!"
"……cut."
It seems that a few elves and pandas really like the earth.
"Here, humans, let's continue our conversation." Turning around, Onimitz continued to flip through his big notepad. I don't know how many civilizations rise and fall, but the ups and downs of history are in this book.
"You said... what tasks the Titan has, and what responsibilities are given to me?"
"Actually... don't care too much." The bronze dragon looked at his notepad and said, "If you fail, the consequences will not be very serious."
To be continued...