3 The earth is also a double heart of virtue and art
"Okay, you won--the big man is going to die. Really, are humans like this?"
Chenxing stared at the other party for a long time. As a blood elf who has always liked to cause trouble for others, she knew that the highest theory of stinking land in a dead place was to take others to die. Naturally, she knew that what Li Wei said was true.
"I am an indispensable method - it is much stronger than bullying the weak." Li Wei wiped his cold sweat. It seemed that his life was temporarily saved - but for the sake of long-term life safety, he still had to think of a way: "Look, you always want to do something about me, but it is still very useful to keep me. At least... I can tell you what my world looks like, right?"
"This is - the tribe needs first-hand information! However, if there is a brand new planet as the starting point, the blood elves will no longer need any so-called tribe, and we will usher in a new dawn again. We will surely revive!" A burst of excitement, but then turned around and Chenxing looked at the dark night sister Fengyu who was silent on the side: "But... before this, maybe I want to solve all the only enemy in this world - the Alliance dog!"
"Hey, little piglets in the tribe, don't shout? This is all human, of course the territory of the alliance - as long as I see their king, everything is possible. And... Humph, are you sure you can kill me now? The reason why I don't want your life is just because there seems to be a common channel between our lives." Dark Night Yujie seemed to have a more meticulous mind: "So, now you shut your mouth honestly - human, tell me what is this planet called [Earth]?... Well, you can tell me the following points. 1. What is this kingdom called, who is the leader? 2. What are other races, how to fight. 3. How to allocate resources? I can't even feel much power of nature..."
"Are there any high elves here? Our warriors traveled through time and space countless times - maybe they might be there." On the side, the blood elves girl who seemed to be a veteran of time travel asked her other questions she wanted to ask.
"Where should we start talking about that...? - Don't be nervous. We are grasshoppers on the same rope, and it's not easy for anyone to have anything to do." Li Wei seemed to feel that he had a trump card, so he began to pretend to be crazy.
Because he knew that only a madman would not care about his life, he could intimidate others too much - I don't even want my own life, are you still afraid of you? - This trick was learned from neighboring countries, and it was a long time to try. It was like a fight between a hooligan on the street. If you didn't fight, give yourself three knife and six holes, and wipe the big salt particles on the wound - Come on! I'm not afraid of myself, do you think I'm afraid of you?
"Humans - our patience is limited!" The two enemies of thousands of years now have a tacit understanding between each other.
Ah...their tacit understanding is the biggest threat to Li Wei.
"Okay okay - let's talk... You guys seem to be hungry, so if you don't have anything else to entertain you, just use instant noodles." The two most beautiful girls I have ever met in my life, of course, were also the two most threatening girls who ate instant noodles when they first met. Li Wei felt that he was very proud of him.
"...Noodle noodles? It's too troublesome to make." The night elf said impatiently: "Tell me quickly..."
"Hmph, Zhazha Dark Night, don't you understand? instant noodles are high-end food, and even the Death Knight can be attracted by this taste. And it is very convenient to make. The whole craft is less than thirty seconds, and waiting does not take three minutes, which is even more powerful than some unregulated mages." It is obvious that the blood elf who just knew what instant noodles is, now he has occupied another bowl of food at home and started eating Haisai. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a starving ghost reincarnation. However, she used her own theory to explain the world she just saw: "According to my speculation, this must be the high-end magic food in this world, right? Maybe it's the product of the glory of arcane - Humph, human, you know what you know! But you are rich enough, you actually eat such luxurious things by yourself... Humph! When I conquer this world, I must capture all the craftsmen who can do this..."
"Then you have to wait a few days." Li Wei sighed, thinking that this is what the ancients said about lack of pretense and planning. Is it necessary to be brainless to have big breasts? - No, the other person's figure looks quite flat and he doesn't even deserve the sliding cover.
"I'll introduce myself. My name is Li Wei. Your names are quite long, but they are not very similar to mine. Li is my last name and Wei is my first name."
"It's so strange... My name is Nodashia? Fengyu - Fengyu is my last name, Nodashia is my first name... Why is your last name in front of you?" The night elves sat vigilantly in one corner of the house, echoing the blood elves in the other corner (who was eating Haisai).
"...tsk, cultural differences. We put the surname first to express respect for our ancestors. If you put the name first, it is definitely respect for yourself? - Do you want to listen? If you don't listen?" There are so many words to introduce each other's names... How many years have the other party lived? Did you hear it right? Ten thousand years?
"Is the cultural difference? Please continue - the alliance is good at tolerating all cultures." The night elves were snatched and their faces turned red, but then they smiled again, not seeming to care.
"Tsk, pretending to be Kadore - I am Shivana? Morningstar - remember this name, you will remember it in the future!"
Can you stop talking while eating?
"The first question to answer your question is, the country I live in is (404... Anyway, everyone understands, I'm worried about whether to write it on). The land area is 9.6 million square kilometers, the population last census is about 1.3 billion, and only one race is human. Resources... not too many, the world is the same. I have always wondered why many aliens with brains always come to ask us to despise the broken planet? The military situation... I don't know much, but the army's permanent resident forces are about 2 million, and the sea and air may be adding one million, and the reserve service is about 30 million. Well, there are only more, not less... Hey? Hey? What are you doing?"
"You are playing with me? Think I'm a fool?"
The night elves' smiled face turned into anger, while the blood elves on the side took out their big sword with both hands.
"1.3 billion people? - Haha, if there are 1.3 billion people in this world, then wouldn't all our Azeroth races behave obediently and surrender? 30 million reserves? You can say it! Three million regular troops? I'm so bad! Even if each of them carries a wooden stick, the Burning Legion will probably have to be defeated and flee, right? - Don't you go through your brain when you say these words? It's better to scare people!" The blood elf jumped out angrily.
"Can you have nothing else in your mind except war in your world?" The night elves said disdainfully: "1.3 billion...hehe, 1.3 billion...hehe-hum!"
"Eh... Sometimes I think we are actually quite amazing. When you say this, I feel that our world is very strange." Li Wei sighed, thinking that the other party was from the magic world, and it seemed that they were just medieval local buns. However, from what they said, they should have walked out of the planet...
"By the way! I'll show you what you see!"
Suddenly, Li Wei thought of something. He immediately took out the latest achievements of the third industrial revolution of this century-
One laptop.
Not afraid of threats from the two people on the other side, Li Wei walked to the room beside him and took out the guy he usually had for dinner.
"—How about it? I haven't seen anyone from the magic world before?" After turning on the laptop, Li Wei planned to scare the two girls.
"Isn't it just mechanical engineering technology?" Chen Xing, a girl from the blood elf, curled her lips disdainfully and said, "At most, it's more refined, so what can I do? - Goblin Technology has such things."
"The dwarf project can also create this kind of thing - but this is indeed smaller, and it looks more complicated and complicated." The dark night sister Feng Yu nodded in a slight manner, as if she was dissatisfied with Li Wei's show-off: "A lot of exquisite is exquisite, but... why do you think our world doesn't have this thing?"
"...I'm sorry, I'm going to re-recognize your strange worldview now." Li Wei was very surprised, and his original intention of being foolish: "The technological tree points in your world are really amazing - they have magic, even the star gate, and time traveling through time and space - why can't the population rise? I heard that you still live 10,000 years old? You have lived 3,000? - This world resource must be dragged down by you, right? I won't say much more...you see."
Connecting to the Internet, Levi went to Google Earth.
"This is the Earth taken from outer space - our blue planet."
The basic outline of the earth appeared in the display. The blueprint of the earth was gradually outlined. Then, as the scaling ratio expanded and decreased, the two elves of the planet Azeroth began to look at this brand new planet in a face rather than hostile manner.
"Oh oh oh! - Big, it seems... too big! Much larger than Azeroth. However, this technology is so clear that it can stretch the world and see it at a glance... You must not be an ordinary person!" Feng Yu was a little crazy, and regretted that he had just given a lot of discrimination against Li Wei: "With this kind of technology that looks down on the planet, it must be an amazing person, right? Are you a noble? Is this your territory?"
"But... why there is no restricted area?" The blood elf's little head, which was originally disdainful, was also attracted. The three people who were originally warned fell together - a good position: "Is there no magic restricted area in your world? - Ah, where is your country?"
"…here." Pointing to the east of Asia on the screen, the scale of the earth shrank many times. Li Wei drew a circle: "It's almost that big..."
"So big! - This is a country with a population of 1.3 billion?" The night elf exclaimed. She felt that in terms of territory, such a country seemed to be comparable to the land area of the entire Azeroth. This planet seemed many times larger than Azeroth: "But, 1.3 billion...wait! In other words, the population on this planet is far more than these?"
"That's right, it's almost more than seven billion yuan in total, 80% more than this number." Li Wei smashed his mouth and smiled. He felt that it was so good to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger - let you be crazy, you are crazy no matter how crazy you are! Didn't you just say that you want to conquer the earth?
Funny, where did you come from the Demon King? These days, the Demon King is not easy to mess with. He either grows potatoes or fries.
"This is this...the army!"
"Our country is considered peace-loving. It's almost decades since we fought. Look, across the ocean, America is fighting every year, every month, every day." Li Wei circled the Earth model, and the eyes of the two elves also circled. Because the first time I saw the 3D model, my head was still spinning for a long time. It looked so cute... Don't be paralyzed by them!
"This country likes to fight, of course, they claim to be the most peaceful country in the world. Haha, haha... We are said to be the most evil country in the world, haha, haha. I can only hehe--"
"Isn't 'hehe' good things in your civilization?"
"Well... you will understand after getting along with me for a long time."
"What I care about now is...what weapons do you use? There is no magic forbidden zone, don't you use magic?" Chen Xing thought that Li Wei's mouse was quite interesting, so he immediately grabbed it and started playing with it: "Haha, it's so interesting...ah, I seem to know how to use it... It's much more sophisticated than goblins, it's so fun. - I announce now that this is mine..."
"Give the things back to this noble human, blood elf! - Please continue to give advice, Gu." The titles of Li Wei were different. The Yujie immediately scolded Chen Xing and said, "Otherwise, none of us will understand this world!"
"Hmph, what's the fierce thing? The old woman—" muttered, and the blood elf seemed to realize the problem and pouted, but she still changed the mouse to Li Wei: "Here, I'll give it to you|!"
...You are over 3,000 years old?
Of course... looking up close, the appearance is indeed even sweeter and cute, and I am only seventeen or eighteen years old. Alas... It’s a pity that this broken personality.
"There is no magic in our world, yes - there is no magic at all. However, there are many similar legends that have been criticized for hundreds of years. You are the only ones I have ever seen in my life who can do magic." Li Wei was quite frank. It was not that he would not hide his own personal information, but that there were more important words next: "Our world is completely supported by technology, and if we want to say weapons...here."
The fingertips tickled on the keyboard, which made the two elves think that Li Wei is a senior technician in this world.
——Although I don’t understand, it seems very powerful.
"This is the weapon we use, just an example. The most common one is this assault rifle, which kills enemies hundreds of meters away, and it is very simple. About one-twelve people in the world are equipped with this equipment, whether civilians or military personnel. That is, about 600 million such things. On land, most of our army uses tanks to fight head-on... Look, the video is as follows, destroying the enemy hundreds or thousands of meters away, moving at high speed and being able to withstand beatings. Aircraft flying in the sky... The battleships running in the sea are as follows... Cang clang clang, now we are the most capable thing in our world. Please note that this is the legendary atomic~ bullet~ sight
The frequency is as follows - it's very simple. Every big country basically has the ability to destroy the world dozens of times, and we are working hard to destroy the world... What? You say we are crazy?! I warn you, two elves! It's wrong to curse people, how can you insult the madman! Ah? How can our planet last for so long? You ask me? I ask who I guess, it's probably because everyone doesn't want to die, maybe it's not necessarily. It's said that many people are lonely in spring recently... Maybe when will everyone get collectively twitching and live a dull life, and plan to have a happy life together, seven billion people watch mushrooms together, and share the cold and heat around the world~"
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The two elf girls have never closed their mouths since they started to slap.
Their first feeling was that the hunters who use guns in this world really had 600 million! Later they discovered that these so-called hunters were all shooting hunters who did not rely on pets and had super-human shooting speed.
Later they found that the world did not seem to need them to occupy at all, because every country was so big that it was difficult for them to guess. Alliances and tribes combined were not enough for any superpower to eat a dish. How many years would it take to train a magician, and a gun could only be sent from the assembly line to civilians in a few dozen minutes! A high-level warlock would take more than ten years to learn the next meteor shower, and that was just something that could be solved by a missile raid.
It’s not that Azeroth has never left his planet. On the contrary, they have raided the outer world in a crushing manner and resisted the invasion of alien legions!
but……
It seems that no one needs to invade others, and people on this planet can kill themselves!
Not to mention that the alliance or tribe came to occupy this planet, don’t find a way to go to Azeroth. If you ravage Azeroth, you will burn the incense!
"We are still studying better, more and more efficient ways of killing people. For example, if you get sick, you have a nucleus collider underground in Europe. It is said that if you may get it right, you will create a black hole, and our planet will be..."
"Okay, OK...we don't plan to listen to anything-at least, I don't plan to listen to anything."
The night elves sighed.
She felt tired and no longer wanted to invade.
Let's take a break, this...oh, the earth.
Chapter completed!