688 Varian's Deathstroke
"...I said, do you dare to grow a little longer?" Li Wei held a ruler incredibly and looked at the person in front of him even more incredibly...the evil god.
Using a 30-centimeter ruler, he stretched Punaya's tongue hard, as if he was pulling it out hard: "Your tongue is really hard to handle, it's so smooth and tender, it's so hard to catch... No, it's the same as 2.6 cm, hey hey hey"
The other party transformed into a human, with a body that humans had almost fully possessed. This thing only looked a bit cunning... Of course, Mr. Li was also completely used to it. The same was true today, sitting on a warship from Thunder Island to Eternal Island. The head of state put down the pen pole in his hand and picked up the ruler beside him.
Measure the length of the evil god's tongue.
"Um... Wuwuwu... how can I lose to the young man?" Many people said that the monster-like tongue was retracted back into their mouths, which was very good. I have to say that this evil god is still very scientific. Because he was caught on his tongue for a long time, he suddenly retracted it and then a few tears flowed from the corners of his eyes: "It hurts so much..."
"Oh, I thought the evil god would not hurt. - Besides, it has nothing to do with whether it is a young man." Li Wei shook the ruler and threw the measuring tool covered with the saliva of the female H evil god to the side. He crossed his hands together and leaned on the rotating chair with his hands leaning against the rotating chair, and asked arrogantly: "Also, what is a young man?"
"——One is only over 10,000 years old, and the other is less than one million years old. Of course, it is a young man." The evil god didn't care about his age, and then stretched out his tongue: "It's a womb, don't change it..."
"...Aren't you known as the God of Blood Tongue?" Li Wei tilted his head and looked at Nayaratotip in front of him, asking interestingly.
"That's right, but am I not like a human now? Of course, if you feel dissatisfied, I can change it to you..."
"No--" Li Wei waved his hand immediately and said with a little nervousness: "You are in a good state, I like it very much--"
"Tsk, timid."
"Let me ask you, are there any brave people in this universe who dare to face you? - Titans are not counted." Li Wei cut off and said disdainfully: "I'm not timid, to be precise, I should be brave. Dare you, see if there is a second in this world?"
"I don't know very well that I have had many cute girls and cute boys before. I have had many experiences with cute girls and cute boys. Of course, now you are the only one. Come on, don't laugh at me if you are upset." As the topic of almost losing streak, the evil god is worthy of being an evil god, and his skills are full of death: "Look, am I not guarding my body like jade now and basically just attacking the grass beside the nest? - Oh, don't care about so many past details. What I mean is: Those who dare to fight against us are not as powerful as Titans."
"...Oh? Who?" This surprised Li Wei.
"Have you led you to see it before? I once led you to see an underground world at the North Pole of Earth. There is the oldest foreign civilization on Earth, and it can be called the fortress city where the [Ancients] live. Of course, their skill points are full of death because the stupid X of Cthulhu invaded the earth in large numbers, and they could not defeat it. So I summoned my leader Asatus and imprisoned the stupid X of Cthulhu at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Oh?" Li Wei smiled, and probably only he could hear these names now and laughed: "Is that right? You said that there are quite a lot of evil gods who are not dealing with each other-"
"Of course, people are divided into three levels, and meat is divided into three levels. Our evil gods are also divided into three levels - like me, they belong to the advanced Yumen, and small guys like Azeroth are another matter."
"...Azeroth's little guy? It is said that the Titans besieged Yugesaron and suffered heavy losses...
"Oh Yugesaron? Not very clear, there are only a few of them anyway. Let me tell you this, the evil gods of Azeroth are not enough. But because of the things like Titans, I guess they are [] sex creatures. When entering the planet like Azeroth, they will be deprived of their God's Lord, and at least they will lose a lot of power. If you can't go back for hundreds of millions of years - No, so even if the evil gods of Azeroth have a saying that Azeroth has survived the fittest, the few are actually almost weak. You see, there is a person named Yashaji, who is just killed by a Titan who can't stand it? That Titan's next life is still a weakened version-"
The female evil god explained, laughing and said, "We evil gods have levels to each other. There is no need to explain the advanced ones like me, I have said it next to the pillow. What do you think of those low-level guys? I guess they don't even know what the main god Asatus looks like. Small guys, small guys--"
"...Oh, I really don't understand." Li Wei picked up a cup of coffee beside him and said, "Who is so desperate for you to be summoned?"
"Who knows? After all, we are also invincible beings in the world, hahaha..." Punaya laughed: "Invincible means loneliness. As for the people who summon us? Of course, there is no good ending. Look, the ancients on earth were so awesome, because they dared to summon Asatus, their fate was so bumpy. Now they have basically been exterminated - Alas, invincible, we are invincible, who summons us..."
Li Wei also smiled slightly and pulled out of the pen holder beside him...
A fork is very small, just as big as a dinner fork.
"I heard that the evil god is afraid of this thing?"
"...???——Are you using this thing when you are idle?" The female evil god who was originally smiling suddenly became strange in expression. He moved back unconsciously: "Are you sick?"
"Haha, I recently read a few ancient books from Earth and found that there is also the saying that hunting evil gods uses forks." Li Wei smiled and said, "This is what we Chinese left in ancient times. We used this good method when hunting the king of yellow. I didn't expect it to be applicable to you."
"No, don't point at me with something. Do you know what disgust is? Tell you that I'm afraid of you - put it away, okay? I'll let you silence) and silence) tonight?" As he said, the evil god H stretched out his tongue in a squelch.
2.6 cm long.
"...Well, you can consider it, but I have something to ask you." Li Wei pointed at the other party with a fork, with a righteous look on his face: "Are you really afraid of this thing? Why do I think it is unreliable?"
"Uh... I honestly want to be honest, it's just you and I'll endure it - this thing is indeed quite terrible. But for us... well, it may be a little more annoying than you humans [a steel bar inserted into the middle of your nails] [a sharp friction with the glass blackboard] - it's a little more annoying."
“…These two sound disgusting…”
"Look, I'm right - so this is born. The blackboard and nails don't care about you, but the audio of Zhila Zhila is not alive and has three pounds of bones." Punaya sighed and said, "I... eh? eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?"
"……What's wrong?"
Li Wei suddenly felt that Punaya's face was even more strange, so he subconsciously threw the fork away and came to her side in a flash. He almost hugged her in his arms and asked with concern-
"...Hey, hey, hey, I am an evil god, I don't need to care about me so much. In theory, I am not only different species from you, but also natural enemies." Punaya was stunned by Levi, and then laughed happily again.
"...You are not much better, compared to the first time you met, your heart-wrenching fear has disappeared." Li Wei was so blushed that he felt that he had lost face. He could only mutter: "I am happy - what's wrong with you..."
"Well, this. I'm summoned--original in Azeroth."
In an instant, Li Wei's expression became colorful: "What did you say..."
"Guess who summons me through what?"
"...Is it necessary to guess? Considering that there are only a few relatives in this world who are related to you..."
"Are you and Kato Eagle relatives?"
"...Okay, considering that you have only a few likes. Then... Could it be Varian? Hahahaha, just kidding..."
Chapter completed!