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Foreigners, those who escape, monsters, and fly together, don’t have money (just food).
"Your two girlfriends are North Korean refugees?" Officer Zhao touched his chin and thought, "Okay, even if there is a wanted order across the Yalu River, it doesn't matter. I'll just get them a few nationalities. However, I need to confirm it myself. And... many things must be made first by villains and then gentlemen, so that everyone can rest assured. You see, so far, I haven't told you which job I am in."
The military uniform you are wearing is exposed, Uncle PLA!
"Eh, my... two girlfriends." No matter how many times Li Wei said it, he would feel a sense of loss when he talked about it, because it was not true after all. But he also felt satisfied. After all, he could show off his face: "It seems that he is not a North Korean."
“…What does it mean to look like?”
"Because no matter how you look at it, they are all Europeans."
"...It doesn't matter, it's still easy for me to get a nationality. But why don't I know that the economic crisis in Europe is so serious now? I'm going to run to us?"
"I don't know either."
"You don't know either?"
"I only know that these two beautiful girls live in my house, and they have different relationships with me, and then they all seem to be better than me." Li Wei said this, shivered with fear and said, "Is there anything more difficult to do in this world than them?"
"..." After a long time, it turned out that it was a wife who was strictly controlled. However, I wanted to check who the two of them in Li Wei's family were, otherwise it would be too dangerous to join the work.
"Tell me what country they belong to?"
"E... seems to have nothing to do with the earth." Li Wei smiled self-deprecatingly, and then asked back: "I call myself an Azeroth native, either living in Silver Moon City or in Danasus. I can't find these two places on Google Earth, and Baidu is basically 404."
"...Your wife is not a spy, right?" Zhao Xuantan is probably more at ease to ask this question...
Don't worry, your brother-in-law, Zhao Xuantan feels a little dangerous now. He is on the front line and [solve] the problem. It's not a secret policeman! He doesn't care about solving the case, he just needs to solve the case.
Now he is really worried whether there is anything!
Fortunately, he just doubted whether the two people in Li Wei's family were foreign XX forces. Until now, he has not thought about the problems of aliens, people from another world, superpowers or future people.
People with normal thinking generally don’t think about it.
"I use my head to guarantee that it is not-they often say they want to invade the earth or something, but since they learned that the earth has a population of 7 billion and Einstein, they have calmed down." Li Wei smiled and joked: "At present, there are homegirls and housewives who have changed jobs."
"So that's it." Zhao Xuantan also laughed. Given that the other party was a writer, it turned out that he was teasing himself.
In fact, there is nothing to be fooled by. What Li Wei said is the truth, and it is an abnormal person who told the Dragon Group the truth.
Zhao Xuantan is a normal person who uses normal people's thinking to think about problems at all.
"Well, the conditions and the important matter have been discussed. Let's talk about something else." Anyway, just hand it over to the investigative department. Other issues have nothing to do with me for the time being. Now, Zhao Xuantan looked at Li Wei's hand with interest.
"What?"
"——Since I was in the third grade of elementary school, I knew that all the martial arts novels were fake. However, today I knew that I was the second-class guy. You experts are so hiding so deeply. You are so hiding in the city that you are not wrong. How to fly over the eaves and walls, true qi waves, etc., are all true? No, it is logical that we (country) are the ones who know you (folk martial artists) the most. "Just like a high school student who claimed that he did not believe in Santa Claus since he was a child, Zhao Xuantan was shockingly enthusiastic about Li Wei: "Be close to the water and get the moon first. Before joining our "unit", I will now take you as a teacher and teach me how to do it? How?——”
"... Unfortunately, someone has done this this morning." Li Wei became a monk halfway through the journey. He competed with this kind of three-year-old, four-year-old martial arts competition, and five-year-old sitting on the ground to suck soil (not zombies, it is about practicing martial arts). Naturally, the martial arts family who practiced since childhood cannot compare. Not only can they not compare, but they can't even understand: Why did Tokugawa Aoi and Zhao Xuantan see their panda kung fu in Azeroth, each of them was as excited as taking gun medicine.
He is just a very simple and ordinary paranoid, and this paranoid is only reflected in the people he faces at home.
"Eh?" Zhao Xuantan was stunned.
"Let's drink first, you can drink a full amount and show me first - the kind that won't be vomited."
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It seems that everything is moving on the right track.
After the first close contact with Time Travel, it has been six months.
Shivana Morning Star and Tedamia Fengyu also came to Earth for a full six months. Three months have passed since the last time the Panda people traveled.
Because of Li Wei as a support, Morning Star came to Earth with the excuse of conquering the world and immediately became addicted to the Internet world and could not extricate itself. Now, it is just a professional waste.
Tedamia? Feng Yu is worthy of being a good friend of Morning Star. The two of them fought hard in Azeroth. When she arrived on Earth, she immediately became addicted to the daily life of a housewife and couldn't extricate herself from the fact that she was half a profession to study the classical culture of the Third Brother of India.
A certain evil warlock who is wandering away, Valando? Blood. Currently (probably) a professional novelist (Levi's companionship). Every three or five days, you can see her tired appearance, and you don't know what she is doing.
Several Void creatures are currently working in bars. It is said that the response is very enthusiastic. The bar boss always smiles and gives Li Wei a free order. Moreover, Li Wei has gained a lot - he currently earns a lot of money to Li Wei every month... Although a large part of it is used to improve people's livelihood for Time Travel Biology.
Zhao? Storm Rich Wine, his current hobby is to read various versions of martial arts novels - and drinking. This motivation is the simplest. He doesn’t want to conquer the world, nor does he want to do anything, he is absolutely kind.
In addition: Recently, police officers from nearby films were surprised to find that the crime rate plummeted. Some people say that there are "Panda Man", "cheetah", "giant bear", "giant quail", "giant falcon", etc., black and white furry falling from the sky to save the people from water and fire, and it has now become an urban legend.
Let’s summarize. The first time travel was Valando’s blood, a year ago.
The second time was Chenxing and Fengyu, half a year ago.
The third time was the Panda, three months ago.
According to reasoning, the fourth time should be now...
"Boom!" With a loud bang, a huge shadow fell from the sky and fell into...
Near Li Wei’s house, the panda man Lao Zhao is currently strolling.
To be honest, although the elves and pandas of Azeroth now regard themselves as human beings and live their lives enjoyed. But... everything that happened in the past two days has turned this midsummer into a turbulent autumn.
At such a critical moment, Lao Zhao found that a huge piece of stuff suddenly fell from the sky in front of him.
He somewhat understood why the rescued humans looked at him in surprise when he fell from the sky and beaten up several gangsters. Not only because he was a panda, but also because he was somewhat scared.
The huge thing landed, rolling up dust. Fortunately, it was noon, and the sun was too hot and there were no people around. That is, Lao Zhao asked him to wait for him near his home, so he immediately went to Valando. Bloody eyes, so he wandered around the riverside near Li Wei's house.
Although there are many people practicing in the morning and taking walks at night, even ghosts can catch a few ghosts on the riverside at midsummer at noon.
Lao Zhao looked at the giant object falling from the sky in shock. With his eyesight, he had not seen clearly what was going on. The body, which was like a huge monster, disappeared in an instant. Only a cloud of mist and a forest that was overwhelmed could prove that Lao Zhao was not an hallucination that he had drunk high.
In the center of the fog, there is a gradually clear figure.
Lao Zhao was so happy when he saw it.
A familiar person.
No, it should be said to be a relatively mature race.
——Blood Elf!
At this moment, the blood elf was lying on the ground, as if there was something wrong with the landing posture, and was moaning in pain.
Lao Zhao hurried forward and carefully recalled his feelings. Because of the common life channel problem with Li Wei, he knew some Quelas.
"Hey, Elf, Elf Miss?- Are you okay?"
At this moment, Old Zhao was tall and straight, and facing this female blood elf who looked nearly 1.8 meters tall, it was also strange.
I heard from Chenxing that female blood elves are usually not as tall as that. However, the other party’s white skin, pointed elf ears, and according to human aesthetic views, they should be considered beautiful (Old Zhao is not sure), and this should be a blood elves.
"Well... the plot failed again, but it doesn't matter. It's time traveling, there are always a few times a month."
The female blood elf shook her head, her eyes still a little confused. I don’t know if it was because of a concussion.
Then, she looked at Lao Zhao in front of her with a slightly surprised golden eyes.
"You...who are you? Human? No...are you a panda?"
"...It seems that he is indeed a fellow villager of Azeroth." Old Zhao sighed and reached out to help the female "blood elf" who fell to the ground.
"Hello, traveler, may the Qinglong guide you on the way forward. I am indeed a panda man, and now I have transformed it with a fraudulent orb. May I ask you..."
Chapter completed!