654 The Greatness of Humanity!
Li Wei is increasingly confused about the strange creatures like the evil god, or what they can be called creatures. Punaia sat there alone and talked for a long time, but she didn't know what she was talking nonsense.
"To be honest, I'm increasingly confused about the creatures like you humans." Instead, the evil lady spoke first.
"Uh...what does it mean?" Li Wei really thought this topic was very nutritious. Maybe the world would kneel because of this lady.
"It turns out that when I see me, I feel a wave of substantial fear - this is what you said, in the tunnels that the world will be destroyed decades later." Punaya shook her fingers, pointing in the air, and seemed to be talking about a timeline: "Where, you didn't even dare to look at me, right? When I touch you, you feel the pleasure of being electrocuted..."
"Uh... I'll correct me. Have you seen some dirty things recently?" Li Wei looked at the H-female evil god in front of him with concern: "I haven't heard that the evil god will get sick too... I'm still electrocuted... Where did you hear the adjective like this?"
"Well, the evil god can be stewed by you. Do you think the evil god will get sick? Maybe we look special when we get sick. Ah hahaha-I haven't tried it yet. Maybe if you catch a cold, you will have a high fever of 36 degrees. If you sneeze, you will have a suffix [Simida] Kinovvich]?" The female evil god who was smiling happily at all times looked good at the moment: "As for the words that look like from where... many harmful reading materials appear. But I mean... you used to being afraid of me when you hugged me now?"
As he said that, Punaya shook her body and found a comfortable angle on Levi's thigh. This H-female Evil God with a superb figure has to be said to be very good at choosing her figure. As she said, her [Pinching People] [Pinching Face] [Pinching Model] skills must be full. If she is usually a normal person, she will definitely be regarded as a pride of heaven with a beautiful appearance, extraordinary wisdom, and a perfect figure. The slender long legs look a bit too long - Levi thinks that the other party must be too concerned about the conspiracy of "collusion" between black silk and his legs.
In terms of human appearance, she is the best. With a mere human appearance, she has reached the height of an elf - the effect of pinching her face.
It's the most unhuman.
At this moment, the H-female evil god was sitting on Li Wei's "thigh seat" and kept swaying.
"...so humans are all weird things." Li Wei thought for a while, and seemed to have reflected on himself in surprise, and then replied: "But you have changed a lot, right? At first I thought you were so hypocritical about laughing, but now I feel... full of humanity."
"Oh, I remember to change it, how could I be infected by a mere lower-level organism? It seems that I am indeed sick." The H-female evil god was stunned, as if quite unhappy. Then... he stared at Li Wei with a full aura and smiled wickedly [A moment]
In an instant, Li Wei felt a furious feeling - it was indeed an evil aura from the evil god.
"If you are so shocked again... do you know that ordinary people can be scared to death by you?" Li Wei knocked Puneya hard on the head, without any strength left. The latter hugged his head and fell into Li Wei's arms, unable to come back to his senses for a long time.
"Do you dead human know that my body is also a human now? Do you want me to take off this appearance and meet with the evil god as the original appearance? - Believe it or not, I scare all the creatures that Azeroth gasp in a minute?" After Bonaia recovered, she carried Levi's collar unhappily. She couldn't stop asking "Hmm? Hum?"
"Many people think that as long as they look good, it's okay... Now I understand that this is a kind of self-paralyzing." Li Wei shook his head and drew a cross on his chest and said: "Amitabha Buddha, I will count on my fingers and I will be thrown into Zhehannan (Islamic Hell) in the future - and you, the evil god... I think I will go to hell."
"...But you are still very agitated?" The evil god frowned and pinched Li Wei's very vigorous place - it's not very vigorous now.
"... Do you know pm? Do you think you are a human? I tell you, human beings are great." Levi threw Punaya aside without hesitation (on the bed) and pointed at himself: "When we humans first looked up at the sky, in Greek mythology, we dreamed of how to break the sky (historical facts). We constantly accumulate knowledge and discovered with sadness that this is unscientific - it is you, the evil god, who imparted scientific knowledge to humans. Is it your wish to shatter their dreams? You, HR spoon female evil god, humans, until they can't even have sex with the stars. But we still hope that there are any creatures among the stars. We hope to reach the other end of the Milky Way and establish friendship with them. We hope that it is not the only one in the universe.
The intelligent life can only protect this crazy loneliness alone. But when we finally find them, we will definitely have sex with them. Perhaps they have corrosive blood, they breathe poisonous gas, but we will definitely have sex with them. They have sharp organs as sharp as swords, which can easily crush us, and we will also have sex with them. How can you, a vulgar evil god with a mind full of evil, understand the greatness of human beings? This is the human spirit that will always fight and strive forever. How did we fight with the saber-toothed tiger tens of thousands of years ago? How did we defeat the mammoth that was heavier than the whole tribe of our clan for the first time? How did we kill your tribe with the sharp blade in our hands for the first time and stew it and eat it? This is the human spirit——”
"Uh, although you said it was passionate, but... this is actually a desperation?" The evil god was stunned, as if he was really overwhelmed by Li Wei in his momentum.
"That's right, the spirit of death drives us humans to keep moving forward. Fear and e-urge us are two magic weapons that we can't defeat."...Okay, I can't make up any more. Li Wei gave up. Such shameless words can no longer be said.
"I... haven't told you that I was a queen in ancient Egypt for a while?" Punaya looked at Li Wei with his head tilted, and asked in confusion: "But it doesn't matter."
"I heard... Is it a good habit you passed down to the ancient Egyptians like beasts?" Li Wei asked seriously.
"No, it has nothing to do with me." Ef shook his head and firmly opposed Li Wei's statement: "I don't have a hobby in this regard. This is entirely the result of your own evil thoughts. Having said that, over the years, I have summarized human hobbies, nothing more than the following four points: violence, same-sex, different races and close relatives, that is, the age difference - if you are suffocating, you can't escape these four major options. If you say that... humans are really weird. Do you really plan to have sex with other races after you go to an alien planet?"
"...Who are you next to me now?"
"...so." The evil god thought for a while and agreed with this big discussion about humans: "You humans are indeed innocent races that are extremely perverted."
"After that's it, I heard you are an evil god?" Li Wei finally transferred the topic to Puneya quietly.
"Oh, it seems to be - do you want to confirm it?" As he said that, Punaya tore open the collar of his shirt, looking unyielding.
"Well, I've confirmed it long ago - you are indeed an evil god, from the demand limit. So..." Li Wei thought for a while and asked, "What do you think of the evil gods on this planet?"
"Didn't you tell me before? A group of five scumbags are not as stupid as Cthulhu." Puneya shrugged and lying on the bed with unremitting expression.
"Since you can feel them, have you felt something else recently? For example..."
“Say?”
"For example, did Varian Wrien, the leader of the Alliance camp, take a heart of the ancient god, which originally belonged to the only evil god who was made in Azeroth - Yashaji. Now this heart is in Stormwind City, southeasternly in the eastern kingdom - this is what I guess, do you see what I guess right?"
"...Oh, you really have to learn to pinch your fingers and calculate what's going on?" Punaya smiled and said, "If I answer you and help you solve the problem - how do you thank me?"
"...This, help you kill all humans or Azeroth creatures?" Li Wei was stunned.
"...Who is the evil god of the two of us?" Punaya was stunned.
"It seems you are."
"Then what do I say about killing all Azeroth creatures? Don't you know if these things are useful? You must be happy if you break them? You still kill them all. When did I, Nayaratotip, take it as my responsibility to kill all the creatures in the world?"
"... Then did you let Einstein invent the atomic bomb?"
"Uh, everyone has been young - in short," Punaya waved her hand and turned over and rode on Levi: "Take me out for a walk. I'm almost suffocating me in the vortex. Well... I'll go to Orgrimmar. I'm also going to see it in the outer realm. I heard that there is a portal that can go directly over? I haven't understood what arcane magic is. You said that if I learn this, would I be invincible in the world?"
"…and then go and fuck Asatus?"
"...You are also quite crazy. How did you think of this? I can't even think of it."
"Just make sure you won't come out and scare people."
"I promise"
"Then...I promise you"
"Oh, then I'll tell you." Punaya smiled and said, "That thing was thrown to you by the human leader when I looked bored - how about it? Am I very awesome?"
Chapter completed!