652 Insanity
Li Wei has many relatives, and there is a brother-in-law, a brother-in-law, and a mother-in-law (father-in-law has been missing for many years, a sister-in-law, and a sister-in-law.
The good news is: these people have good abilities and can be used as useful relatives. The bad news is: these people are not mentally ill.
If it is more abnormal, there is also a daughter who can do it on the Dragon Clan, and a wife who always feels that they have NTPR spoon their wives (very confused) - this is outside of the question, and it is really impossible to discuss it. Even as a topic, it feels that the circle is really messy.
In any case, the problem of Li Wei's brother-in-law and brother-in-law is quite serious. How serious is it? It's so serious... It's so serious that if Li Wei doesn't manage it, there will be a "problem". Damn Sylvanas's younger brother, Liras, has recently started to grow long hair. Just keep it. Are there things like blood elves and high-sperm? But the problem is that when you see the back in the distance, you really look the same as Sylvanas. Should you carry out education and popularize the male hormone secretion of blood elves? Leave it like this to go around like this. Look at the night elves, male night elves have grown up after adulthood (special note: male, adulthood) and have three big and five thick waists.
The problem arose. That day, Levi was going to joke with Sylvanas - so he hugged what he thought was Sylvanas from behind.
Then many interesting things happened. Generally speaking, many classics, articles, history books and library records are recorded. There are all on it, such as Yuanyuan or Fangfang, such as Love Death (transliteration), etc.
"Brother-in-law, don't" - this kind of conversation. But the problem is that when Li Wei hugged him, he realized something was wrong - Sylvanas is not so flat. If the other party is his sister-in-law, just say "brother-in-law", but the problem is: the other party is his brother-in-law.
This is a problem that I realized when I had kissed the other party's elf's ear.
The bloody fact teaches us again: Don’t be too impatient when doing things.
This scene was completely seen by Mrs. Ellie on the side. The mother-in-law's eyes were idling and beautiful eyes were rippling. I didn't know how many eight-point dramas and fujiu articles I had in mind for a moment. I didn't take my son's future seriously at all, and I was not afraid of the Wind Walker family's success.
It would be enough to happen once. Unfortunately, the same tragedy happened again on the Morning Star table, and his brother-in-law was destroyed. Since they were all flat panels and even sliding covers, I really didn't find anything [problem] at the first time - I found out that this was my brother-in-law, which was a bit late. But it was not too late at all. Thinking about ghosts and animals, please take a detour - in fact, this is enough.
Ten years of trees, hundred years of people, and a elves can be at least a thousand years.
"Well... Albows." Orgrimmar decorated the newly-decorated Gallows arena of Honor. Li Wei once fought bravely here, and he almost couldn't come back many times. In order to show that he is today, Li Wei ordered the place to be his own camp. Here, he will temporarily deal with some important documents sent by Pandalia.
Now, Li Wei called out a new guard soldier beside him - basically equivalent to the sea bodyguard and the royal guard. Of course, with Li Wei's heart, he found a group of girls as combat maids, so naturally he would not let the personal guard be a male.
Tacitly understood, Li Wei didn't say much. This time he found a blood elf girl as a bodyguard. People like him who are five or six, of course they won't say [I am a star-like person, and I'm always around me. The troll bodyguard looks at her aesthetic taste, and I want a beautiful girl to be a personal bodyguard]. He has to be screened, and it seems that there is no unspoken rule at all.
Then again - although this is a blood elf girl, they are very qualified in terms of appearance. He, Mr. Li, always thinks that the blood elf is a great race: every woman can drool.
Secondly, it is also a more important point: this blood elf girl is one of the few blood elfs [warrior] - yes, she is a pure warrior and a tyrannical battle with Titans holding hands. Li Wei thought Morning Star was enough, and she waved a two-handed rune sword that was about the same size as hers in her hand. But this girl called "Albáz Sun Chaser" seemed to have a little far-reaching royal bloodline. She waved two two-handed swords of more than one meter and fifty meters, and her fortune was like a rapid bloodthirsty blow, a broken armor, and a critical blow to the blood surge. Like a dragon's roar, it makes people look very awesome. She always has a storm war hammer Nf behind her back. The only problem is that her voice may be a little hoarse because of too many war cry.
But it doesn't matter, it's okay if you look good.
This time, Li Wei asked this violent battle blood elf girl—
"I say Albowá, ask you a question."
"Please tell me, my head of state." The girl looked at Li Wei with a smile. Li Wei felt that this is the one who is really rare in this race. Although it is a violent battle, it is really good at comforting people in normal times.
"To be honest, I felt more at ease when I was with you recently... Well, I used to chat with Liras and Huopu, but I always felt strange when I saw them recently... No, they probably saw me weird." Li Wei bit the magic quill and clicked on a document unhappily: "Isn't it... Isn't it... Is it wrong twice? As for this?"
"My head of state, I think it is a misunderstanding between the two sides to put it in mind, and no wonder there is any side." Albowaz stood behind Li Wei, and neither side could see the other's expression. As a serviceman, she is conscientious and responsible - she is a leader in chatting, chatting with her leader, and being talked to her by her leader.
"Well, I'm here to say this to you. I think you can only tell the truth. While the young grandmothers and the young ancestors of the maid group are not around, tell me the truth: How gay are you blood elves and high elves?" Li Wei thought about the blood relationship issue and made a one-size-fits-all gesture and said, "I ordered their hair to be cut short, how do you think?"
"Um……"
Suddenly, Albouz's face changed a little, and he stroked his golden hair. The delicate-faced blood elf girl frowned and said resolutely: "Maybe they will rebel. Have you never heard of it? Hair is the second life of the elf."
"...uh, so serious? - Then, what about promoting the beauty of masculinity? I think sometimes, blood elves and high elves men are too feminine." Li Wei sighed and thought about his precious son
Last time, I beat the other party hard by practicing]. By the way, I said that unless I die, the other party wants to grow long hair, I don’t even think about it.
"Should you educate everyone and stop being so self-admiring?" Li Wei said worriedly: "A blood elf man once said to his girlfriend: 'I really like your big clear eyes, because I can see my own beautiful reflection, (the real story).'
"Uh, the head of state likes...boys like himself?" Albousz was stunned for a moment, then blushed: "This... may be a bit difficult, but maybe he will work hard."
"...Why do I feel that I was being hacked inadvertently?" Li Wei frowned and thought about the other party's slightly informative words just now: "What do you mean?"
"I can try to change..."
"Wait - Albūūūs Sun Chaser." Li Wei looked at the other person carefully, one glance at the next, until the other person's face turned red: "Ask a question, although I didn't read it carefully when filling out the report, it's the same now that I asked: Are you... a male blood elf?"
"Of course I am." The blood elf girl... No, the blood elf pseudo-woman Titan thrust her chest violently, looking like she was a pure man, and said with a face of a pseudo-woman.
“…Cao Cao fucked Cao Cao”
——Talking about civilization and creating new trends—
What Li Wei is most annoying is what other people talk about worldviews and values - and as a leader, he must understand the truth that listening to both sides will make it clear, and listening to it partially will make it dark.
He finally understood why Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was good in the early stage and the later stage was peeled off. Li Zhi was good in the early stage and the later stage was peeled off. Li Shimin was good in the early stage and the later stage was peeled off... Hey? - In short, Li Wei finally understood this kind of thing: he was at a high position all year round and was already tired and no longer loved. If he didn't make some fresh things to stimulate himself, he wouldn't be able to cheer up.
In short, Li Wei became a pioneer himself. He used his brother-in-law and brother-in-law to shave their heads first. The good elf and pseudo-woman turned into... a short-haired elf and pseudo-woman.
Well, that's all, start with me and stop disturbing the ground
Leave a clear sky for descendants. Of course, this matter has evolved into [opening your heart and accepting old friends from the past]. Li Wei's brother-in-law's fire destroyed Morning Star has become a good example. All the undead are actually cursed, and everyone's family may not die yet. By that day, they may become normal people and return to everyone's side. The so-called natural disasters and undead are just a curse of the natural disasters. We must talk about magic, create new styles, not be swayed by feudal superstitions, and not be swayed by a small group of selfish elements in Stormwind City. Never kill any undead friends who may return to normal people-
"...Arboise, why did you shave your hair short?" All U-life activities are in full swing, but one day, Li Wei found that the guards around him had changed into short hair.
What came together were Liras and Fire Destruction... What does this mean?
Chapter completed!