They are all 10,000 people who are scattered in the human world and are thousands of years younger than the ultimate spirit. Especially in the elves circle where there are more than a few porridge, more than a few girls, less boys, and fierce competition, intrigue for lifelong events is completely equivalent to such a long time. If what Freud is right (author's note: specifically refers to [** is the driving force for human progress], not Freud's other theories such as [Grass Mad Devil]), then these two elves are really the complete body of evolution.

It is said that a while ago, two outstanding high elves actually lived with humans for a short period of time (the eldest and third brother of the three Fengxingzhe sisters). They discovered... humans know how to feel sorry for people, humans know how to respect female elves, and humans simply offer female elves.

Then, in a daze, two excellent female elves fell into it. They became the first pair of sisters in Azeroth's circle to be captured by humans (note, different twos).

If it weren't for the second sister of the three sisters who died early, I really don't know if all the Fengxingzhe sisters would be captured... Alas.

Confucius said: Don’t worry about being weak but not being equal... Cough cough cough cough, it’s wrong. This passage is not broadcast...

In short, these two elves on the earth - although it is worth a little bit of joy: as long as they are elves, they will be longed for by Li Wei. But unfortunately, this is also the case: Li Wei thinks that being elves is too sacred or far away.

Therefore, for thousands of years (not exaggerated) they have been constantly studying male psychology and have made a conclusion early:

——Precaution that everyone is ordinary people.

Yes, you have to pretend to be good! The usual housewife, the usual home girl—

As a result, as I pretended, I became more and more liked, and became more and more deeply - I really became a housewife and a home girl.

Li Wei thought he was quite honest, and he was dreaming that he would not realize that six months later, he would be targeted by two elves sisters at the same time. This is no longer a simple issue of luck buying lottery tickets. It is almost the same as the graves of the 18th generation of ancestors' ancestors' graves.

It's been a long time since love.

——If Li Wei really dares to prostitute a young girl, those two of them who are 3,000 and 10,000 years old will be tofu with hemp rope, and don’t mention anything.

"Dongdongdongdong, dudongdongdong--"

Just as everyone was having their own ulterior motives, the door of Li Wei's house was knocked.

"Oh no." Since the elves came to their home, Li Wei's heart seemed to be hammered every time he was knocked on the door, and he was frightened. I guess, this is the case in the criminal's heart? "I said - Lao Zhao, jump down from the upstairs quickly, remember to see if there are anyone around, and you also use the deception beads. You two elves... Forget it, you can hide, monks can't hide from the temple, you can transform with the deception beads, remember to copy the guys out and be ready to fight to the death at any time."

"—I'll stay, too." Lao Zhao said: "Anyway, there's nothing to run away..."

"You ran away, at least someone will report us. Don't forget that we have a warlock foreign aid." Li Wei said to the Panda Man: "If you find that we are shocking, weeping ghosts and gods, flying immortals outside the sky with super power shock waves, then you can discuss with the warlock to see if we have room to rescue. If you find that we have been flattened by a meteorite... then you can see if there is any possibility of building a grave for me."

“…?!”

"Oh, our dragon group is usually positive, there will be no problem - hurry up and confirm it in place."

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll keep a useful body and take a step first. But if something really happens, I'll save you, and I'll save you too!" The panda man slapped his chest and turned into a middle-aged handsome guy. He stomped his feet and jumped down from the window of the seventh floor where Li Wei was.

I don't know if anyone is scared.

"Here you come." Li Wei adjusted his mood and his eyes signaled the two elves who had transformed into humans to return to his room.

My mentality calmed down a little, and when I walked to the door, my heartbeat and blood pressure were instantly 250 seconds. I took a deep breath of the dirty air in the corridor that could be smelled through the crack of the door - the breath of a master.

Levi opened the door.

"...Damn, why are you?" Li Wei stared at her in surprise.

When you open the door, your goal is not someone else.

"おじゃまします(disturbated)." Two crisp greetings and bowed deeply. It looked very pleasant, but the spirit was a little blocked.

One morning I thought it was a dragon group test, but I didn’t expect that it was a group of Japanese who were playing with him as monkeys. Of course, the end of the game was quite successful, but the monkey was an international friend in District 11.

"I said... can you speak Chinese when you are in China?" Li Wei asked in surprise, "I think I'm running fast enough. How do you find me?"

"I'm very sorry." Aoi Tokugawa bowed deeply again and pulled the sleeve of Aiki Takizawa beside her. The latter understood and immediately found Li Wei's wallet from his handbag.

"We picked up your wallet and felt that we should send it to you." Tokugawa Aoi's face was red, as if she was afraid of something.

"Ah, this is what I picked up - but it's not much." He muttered in Japanese, as if he was afraid that Li Wei's temper would be a waste of his own exclusive shooting interview.

She had already thought about how to give her a gorgeous title for this (stolen) shot.

[Exclusive! The most magical martial arts master's home in China]

I thought it would be such a quiet courtyard, but I didn’t expect it to be an apartment... but I still secretly opened the secret photo function of her handbag.

Oh, after all, they are professional.

"Oh? Oh?-my wallet?" Li Wei touched her body, then looked at the black wallet on Tokugawa Aoi's hand in surprise.

Very cheap road goods, but the ID cards, bank cards and so on are all inside. If they are lost, then Li Wei and his family will go to drink Northwest Wind or Panda meat.

"Your wallet has your identity certificate - we can find you through this." Li Wei felt very comfortable with the word "you". To be honest, the two people in the family respect themselves basically linger between zero and negative numbers. Even if they are financial owners, even if they are raising elves (you can't say this to them, otherwise they will die immediately.), they have no sense of awe.

"Ah...thank you." The ID card is really a good thing...No! Even if it is lost, they can't pick it up.

"Don't you invite us in and sit?" Takizawa Aiqi looked at Li Wei's house and gently stroked her small shoulder bag.

Recording has officially begun.

"What did she say?" Li Wei couldn't understand.

"She said... can you invite us in and sit in something... Ah, of course, we are also looking forward to seeing your home." Tokugawa Aoi's Chinese seems to need to be strengthened.

"Then, please come in." Li Wei felt that it seemed that he could not go too far. Just tell his elf not to come out. Ask him to have a glass of water, it would be considered a favor. Besides, he hugged and hugged the high school girl this morning... Cough cough cough, no, it was friendship and sex competition.

Who added the previous call to the slogan without any worries?

"Oh... it seems, it seems, a bit ordinary." Aiki Takizawa looked around with some disappointment: "Are this building your property?"

Li Wei listened to Tokugawa Aoi's poor translation and felt aching: "I said, I'm a martial arts practitioner, but it seems that I'm not a robber yet, right? There are more than 100 rooms in this building, so where can I buy so much money? I don't know if I have the national conditions of Greater China?"

Open the refrigerator door.

The purpose is to bottles, cheap fresh vegetables I bought yesterday morning, and... bottled beer, bottled beer, bottled beer, bottled beer, etc.

Li Wei found a bottle of juice and two cups that the blood elf liked, and walked over, intending to invite the other party to drink some juice, and then open the door to see the guests off.

It's annoying enough here.

Tokugawa Aoi sat down carefully, thanked her carefully, and nodded carefully to say yes. The female high school student is really many times better than the elves in her own home.

Aiki Takizawa... put his small shoulder bag in a very inconspicuous corner. The entire bedroom can be photographed.

"Hey?-I kept hearing Japanese at the beginning-Levi, what was going on?"

Finally, the elf's door was still forced to open.

pain……

suffering……

My anger burns in the abyss!

"I didn't ask you to come out, why are you blood elves coming out?" Li Wei shouted at the elves in Quelas.

"I'm afraid this isn't you worried about you - hey, the one over there... isn't it the Japanese woman you mentioned that you are alive?" The blood elf's eyes seemed to be looking at something. However, he was a little disappointed: "Ah... why are there no sailor suits and no thighs exposed?"

"...You show your presence in front of me all day long, what did I say? Also, the one who showed off her thighs was Girls' Generation, and it will be banned soon..." Li Wei muttered in a low voice, but her momentum could not be suppressed: "Go back quickly-"

"How could they... be the Dragon Group? - Oh, besides the female high school girl, why do you have one?" The night elves were not willing to be lonely and walked out of the room.

"They are not from the Dragon Group, I have said it... Oh. Forget it, it's okay for you to come out. Anyway, I'm going to see you off soon." Li Wei waved his hand boredly.

"What kind of customers are there to send? Finally, there are a living Japanese high school student and female artist who come to China to take a break. It would be better if you don't buy it." The Death Knight did not have the consciousness of the Death Knight at all.

He came to Li Wei and sat down, staring at the two "living Japanese women" opposite him without hesitation.
Chapter completed!