483 Self-esteem of writers
Azeroth is just a domineering person, and he always lives for ten thousand years and is everywhere. For example, Li Wei vaguely feels that he has seen these people in front of him after ten thousand years.
Except for Illidan.
There is no way, he was cheated for ten thousand years, and then expelled from his hometown of tragic figures, and he did not ask for advice.
As for the Elun Sisters... it is the highest class of the priest group serving the moon goddess Elune. Ten thousand years ago, that is, this node that Levi traveled through - all the priests serving Elune are female night elves. First, because there are more women, and second, because... men are all going to more promising things. But in the future, they will experience the catastrophe of the third war, and traditional gender restrictions will be cancelled, and night elves can also choose their favorite professions independently - because there are fewer men, so although most priests serving Elune are still female, now the priest group also welcomes men to join the strong welcome. You can open the harem when you come-
But the problem is.
As long as you are a harem, you can open a harem wherever you have to choose to serve Elune?
As the night elves were separated from the world, priests of other races became priests serving Eluen. The Elun Sisters also sometimes accepted priests of races other than the night elves. However, to this day, the general view still believes that only women can understand the deepest mysteries of the Moon Goddess (Is the fact the reason). (So) the Elun Sisters still only maintain female members.
Eluen is an existence with many different faces, so the sisters must provide a wide variety of education. The goddess’ teachings emphasize love and tolerance for all creatures on Azeroth. Many new members find that their beliefs are tested and often need to meditate to acknowledge and overcome their prejudices.
To put it simply.
Levi came to a place of fraternity.
"Hey? New race?"
"It's really rare, I have facial features similar to elves."
"Yeah, although I look a little different, I can't see it."
"I still feel a little touching when I look at it, is it okay?"
"The most important thing-"
"He's a man-"
"How many years have there been no man coming in this broken place?"
A group of night elves wearing white uniforms, to be precise, white pure robes, ran around Li Wei one by one. It was like looking at something rare, forming a circle. It well played out the gossip nature of women and the onlooker instinct of living things.
"Silent..." sighed helplessly, and even the tone of order was not so powerful. As the leader of the priestess, Tyrande weakly ordered the sisters around him.
"Hey? Tyrande, you're so unreasonable - you have two men with you all day long. Let's see if you're following the alien men?"
"That's it--we'll take a look now and there'll be no less meat coming, come and have a look--
These are the night elves priestesses? They are obviously the night elves illegitimate girls, but... there is nothing wrong with them. They can meet again in ten thousand years. Some of them are very familiar. Maybe I have a good relationship with your daughter.
"I'm doing a serious matter - ask who he is and what he is here for us-" Tyrande sighed weakly: "Can I ask me to finish the question first if I have something to do?"
"Yes, you go on, we're just looking around."
“That’s it.”
twitter.
"...Okay, Mr. Li Wei, let's continue." Tyrande opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but for the sake of the sexual blessings of the people, even though he felt that these women were hungry, there was nothing he could do? After all, there was a man who could barely make up for his life: "Let me make a record - where did you say you came from?"
"Pandalia, the Tang Dynasty in the East." Li Wei opened his mouth.
"Pandalia... Dongtu... Datang... Well, the pronunciation is so weird, the cultural differences are different." After sighing, Tyrande said with great interest: "You said... are you a monk? What is a monk? Also, your faith seems to be very interesting - you have blessed us... [Four Spirits]?"
"The monk is the Pandalian martial arts master who has passed down the ancient martial arts secrets passed down from generation to generation. Controlling the power of the heart and using the energy of "qi", the monk can act as any role on the battlefield: damage, defense and healing. The monk is a master of fighting with empty hands and will only use weapons when exercising powerful ending skills. The monk healer is good at coordinating everything in the world and can use the power of ancestors and souls to heal the most serious injuries. In addition, no one can underestimate the martial arts of our monk wine fairy. The special wine and unpredictable moves can resolve the enemy's aggressive attacks... By the way, can you get another bottle of wine? It tastes good."
"A little... I feel a little bit. You seem to be a person who is addicted to alcohol. But you are not drunk?" Tyrande looked at the dozen empty bottles beside him, a little surprised.
"I will be drunk, but my heart cannot be drunk - self-control is the key." Li Wei shook his fingers and said that he had not bragged enough: "I will tell you the monks more about cultural heritage when I have the chance. As for the four spirits... our four spirits are the blue dragon representing wisdom, the white tiger representing strength, the black trunk representing firmness, and the Vermillion Bird representing hope. These are the four spirits we believe in - at all times, to resolve our crises. Of course, we are tolerant of everything, and are very tolerant in terms of culture, race and belief-"
"Well, interesting culture...we are the same. As long as you are a kind person, we will treat it with sincerity." Tyrand said at the right time: "When it comes to culture - I have to write something at least, and talk about the most widely circulated quotes of your Pandaria. I will record it in our archives. After all... I knew that Illidan likes to show off. I have never heard of any pandas or humans."
"...This is easy to deal with." Li Wei thought for a long time, then raised a finger and said, "If you have bamboos today, eat them today, and if you have bamboos tomorrow, eat them dead branches?"
"...Do your race only know how to eat?"
"Uh, no? I can show my skills later. It's very good, completely different from what bread you eat... Oh oh, let's change one." Li Wei thought for a long time and finally got to finish the work: "This is my Panda Master, and it was also my brother who told me: Why does the war burn, why does the autumn leaves fall? Nature cannot be taken away, and we are also confused in our hearts. Who can we hold an angry fist for? Protect the country and the country and punish evil, and the Tao will naturally eliminate the inner demons. The war will never stop and the confusion will last, so why do we fight?"
"...This can have very good, very strange words and words, and even the translation is very touching. Let's record it. Then again, let's ask a question: Do you usually speak like this? It's very... retro."
"Oh, actually I changed it myself. Listen to me: Why is the wine glass raised, why is the fat meat growing? You can't quit drinking, and you also have confusion when you are drunk. Who does Du Kang make it for? Relieve thirst and refreshes the mind and eliminates sorrow, the spring breeze and autumn moon are beautiful. The wine is endless and confusion is endless, where can I relieve my internal urgency..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"What a funny guy-oh? Is it a human?"
“It’s weird, weird.”
Well, the atmosphere is very good.
Li Wei felt that his clever tongue and lotus spitting out a lotus, which had already brought the atmosphere to a very good situation.
"Very good. If you have time, we will continue to talk about cultural issues. I am very interested in you." After the record file was closed, Tyrande smiled charmingly: "Then, please stay in the cell for a few days now, and wait until it is really proved that you are not suspected of murder, it will not be too late to release it."
"...what?" Li Wei was stunned. Why did he still treat himself as a murder suspect?
"The report I received recently was a strange humanoid creature, burning, killing, looting and doing evil, especially killing and abducting ordinary people. - I'm sorry, your appearance is very bad. Just treat you like...we treat you well. Don't worry, although it's [cell], our cell is good, and there are many girls who accompany you every day, and you won't let you be lonely." Tyrande made a peace of mind with Levi and said, "You may be released in a short while. Well, next... As long as you cooperate honestly, you should be considered as a cultivation for 10 days. But if you want to use strong... Haha, our Elun Sisters' Association has many high military value."
“…Chengzhi.”
My wife is very likely to be with you, I can't beat her
The disaster in prison? - The so-called good fortune is where misfortune depends, and the disaster is where good fortune depends. It may mean that good things are bad things, and bad things become good things. Li Wei's prison disaster was spent in such a very strange state. Anyway, it was not once or twice. Compared to the previous orc guards, the unethical appearance of the Blade Ma Zhang Fei - it is obvious that these night elves girls are much more fun.
It is understandable why Illidan has not gone crazy after being imprisoned for 10,000 years - in fact, he was squeezed out by the beauty for 10,000 years? Hahahaha...
In the morning, after completing the third set of radio gymnastics, washing his face and going to the bathroom at night, Li Wei opened his eyes and saw a group of wonderful elves. Is this a jail disaster? Isn't it "having" at home, and I don't want to go back at all, okay?
A group of night elves girls also came to Li Wei on time and formed small circles, sat next to Li Wei, listening to his story.
“Where did you talk about last time…?”
"Titanic"
"Avatar"
"I think the fat ball is better..."
"No, no, don't you know? That [丨赢赢] is the best"
This is Li Wei's career - although he is reluctant to mention it, he is indeed a romance novelist. And... he is a very literary romance novelist.
Within a few days, his reputation began to spread. Fortunately, someone died again.
Chapter completed!