"When we were high elves, our moral concept was timely pleasure-watching. Of course, don't think too much. At most, we like banquets, banquets and banquets. Now, we are blood elves, don't use your human style as me - anyway, it's only today."

"The night elves said there was no pressure. We served a queen back then. Of course, Azshara is definitely not an excellent leader, and her interpersonal relationships are very chaotic... Ah, in short, we are living creatures that have lived for tens of thousands of years and hundreds of thousands of years, and their moral concepts are of course different from you humans. Come on, we have known each other for six months, and it is no big deal to pretend to be a couple once. It's just pretending to be a slut"

"Hahaha- that's it, it's just pretending."

Whether it is Azeroth or the earth, this kind of tacit deception is really surprisingly similar.

In an instant, Li Wei had the illusion again - is his own era really coming?

Maybe, but there seems to be some problems on the surface.

The two elves gave up their own hobbies, stopped being housewives, and stopped doing the otakus. Could it be that they finally realized that they were actually noble elves?

...It seems that they accept the idea of ​​equality on earth faster than Levi. They are arrogant and extraordinary, and they are rare in daily life. Recently, Levi even thinks that they are really used to life on earth?

"Invade, aggression, aggression, aggression, aggression, dark night blood elves!"

Unfortunately, what should come will come eventually.

When he heard that Li Wei was going to attend a military wedding rally, both elves began to move.

It seems that at the first time of traveling, Li Wei brainwashed two elves from the magic plane of the high martial arts. At the beginning, he did scare the two elves, and the atomic bombs were flying all over the sky, and they were the most loving. It is worthy of being the earth, and it is absolutely first-class to commit suicide. The former high elves said that in terms of commit suicide, even if they have summoned the Burning Legion, they are ashamed of themselves...

Li Wei fought with Chenxing because of this sentence. Of course, he lost at the beginning.

However... it may be because the scare was too fierce at the beginning of time travel, and... the earthlings are indeed very talented in their death skills. They dare to use them on the same tribe no matter what kind of death, and they are not afraid of the end of the world at all. So, the two are actually female heroes who are truly serving in their respective armies and have always been famous all over the world (Author’s note: Planet Azeroth). Of course, they will not miss the opportunity to find out the truth.

The two elves thought that they had been on Earth for six months and had never seen a gun before. Should they go and see the real guy?

Relatively speaking, pandas are much more cute.

People don’t even need Li Wei to scare him to live a comfortable life on the earth. But... they don’t have a female panda for three months, and they are not interested in the appearance of humanoid creatures. Li Wei doesn’t know how he solved the problem. Cough cough cough cough... it’s too far.

In short, before entering the venue, Li Wei made three chapters with the two elves.

"First, no trouble is allowed."

The two elves nodded frequently.

"Second, just pretend to be stupid, just pretend to be stupid, just come from Azeroth, and don't use Earth dialect if you can use Quelas."

The two elves nodded frequently.

"Third... well, forget it, there's nothing to say. I'll eat dinner and I won't make it tonight."

The two elves nodded wildly.

It sounds pretty good, but when I entered the restaurant, the two elves disappeared in an instant.

"My two stinky girls really will give me eye drops. Where did the people go?" He cursed and held the wine glass and scanned the whole room, hoping to find the traces of the two elves.

However, how easy it is?

One is the Great Druid, a stealth expert.

One is the Death Knight. People don’t have to pretend to be dead, they are dead!

The most important thing is that both are elves. In Azeroth, even the forest trolls felt as if they were not able to find high elf rangers at close range! Simply put, the halo of passers-by~

"Damn these two stinky elves, why don't you use such a powerful skill halo when you go out with me?" After pouring another cup, Li Wei continued to mumble. He was very unhappy - because the reason why he asked the two elves to accompany him was to show his psychology to a large extent.

That's right, show your psychology!

I, Li Wei, have today too! - Have you seen it? I, too! Two beauties, hahahahaha-

"Ah... it's so empty." Another glass was poured. Li Wei looked up at the sky, sighed at the sky, and slanted his face to the ceiling at forty-five degrees. Unfortunately, he couldn't even choke on a single tear of wine. If he was to say that he was really good at drinking, he was also very lonely: "In the end, he still couldn't show off his skills... Alas, two elves came to the house. I haven't dared to go out for more than half a year, nor did he dare to show off too much. Just because something happened - I finally got alcoholic and was willing to take the risk of being sliced ​​and studied, and the two of them took the initiative to cooperate. Unexpectedly... Alas! I won't give you a penny of pocket money this month, you are a star with a flat chest. And that big druid, I won't give you any of the things I promised to buy for you! - I'm going to kill you two stinky girls! - Alas, Valando? He didn't know what he's doing recently, and he didn't see anyone in three or four days, I hope not to make trouble..."

If you don’t drink, you will be drunk by yourself. You will be too drunk and you will be crazy.

"Hey? I said...Li Wei, when are you so stupid to drink?"

At the same table, there were six or seven of Li Wei's classmates. Over the years, there were only a few who could be contacted. There were men and women, and there were dog men and women who brought their own wife (or husband) to have a meal together.

Bah, bah, I don’t envy you.

One of them picked up the almost empty wine bottle and asked Li Wei in surprise: "You can't drink it and don't pretend - you have all the bottles in, why..."

"This..." After clattering twice, Li Wei realized that the table was so good that he could drink by himself. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Isn't this only forty-two degrees? It's not high, so it's okay to drink more-"

"No problem? - Hahahaha, the child is not yours, why are you so excited?"

"Tsk, do you care? Besides, the child is not yours, why are you leading your wife?"

"I am proud of having a wife. If you have a genital, you can take one out? Why? I have been a professional virgin over the years? - When will I become a regular?"

"I!" Li Wei was so arrogant that he kept drawing small circles in his heart to curse the two elves. But then he thought again - they were not their own people after all, so why are they angry here?

"Tsk, do you want your side?" Without him, Li Wei can only joke now and cover up this. He laughed loudly, and while the atmosphere of the banquet was strong, he did not hesitate to make heavy jokes: "Why do you lend me your wife to me? I have never left my name for doing good deeds, and I guarantee that I will exchange it for you in ten months!

"The eternal sun guides us-I can't pretend that I didn't hear the words just now, Levi."

Suddenly, the voice of Chenxing came from Li Wei's side, as if a figure flashed, and the original Ranger General appeared beside him like a ghost. And it was really like a ghost, which scared Li Wei.

This... this kind of generous and sunny girl looks like... Could it be that this is what Shivana? Morning Star really looks when he was in Azeroth? However, Morning Star now pretended to be happy to hold Levi's wrist, looking very intimate, and greeted his friends with a smile.

"Bal'adashmalanore (Hello, traveler) Anar'alahbelore (in the name of sunlight), Sinua'manore (I'm glad to meet you) - Doralana'diel? (I don't know if your life has ever been happy?)"

this……
Chapter completed!