18 Anti-Superstitious Magic Using the Scientific Method
Three hundred and seventy-five yuan, this is an ultra-low-priced product after 30% off.
In fact, it only costs three hundred yuan if it is not discounted.
"I didn't even need so much money to buy a backpack for my mother." Li Wei shook his card, looking melancholy: "Why is it so expensive?"
"—Why are you talking like a poor man?" The blood elf looked disdainful.
"We are poor - now we must be careful in calculations." Feng Yu showed that he was careful in calculations, not like the high-level charlatan just now: "We are so poor that we consider banning you from using Hushubao every month!"
"You! - Damn Druid, didn't you see a man next to you...?"
"Tsk, if you find out, please trouble you, the blood elf, to be a little polite? You are always wearing underwear at home all day and tell me to be a little polite?"
"You damn Cardore, go die, go die!"
"I have a fight! - I just agreed to give me the odd number of this backpack and you will get even number."
"Well, we agreed - I have a feeling of fighting for it!"
Li Wei didn't plan to get tired of these two women. He didn't even know women before, but now he knows female elf very well. In fact, it's not much better than men. His life is still sloppy, and his private life is still food, drink, and defecation. He still has to find faults every month.
So what if you look like a goddess? Long Aotian’s wife didn’t summarize it by saying “Beautiful”?
Actually, it's not the case in real life.
With Li Wei's financial resources, of course, it is impossible to enter Starbucks like a literary youth, sticking her face to a 45-degree angle, and putting her coffee into garlic, so that she won't let her tears flow down.
It is even more impossible to go to a disco, where the beer is too small and too expensive. The most important thing is that his heart has never been able to withstand that terrible heavy metal music.
Many people say: When treating beautiful women to dinner, can you only go to a barbecue restaurant or an ordinary restaurant? What's the matter with this pure and silky mentality?
In fact, the real story is: if you invite a beautiful woman to dinner, you can do it AA and you will be a master next time you come over happily. If you can ask the beautiful woman to look for you, you will be a master who is a soft-hearted person. However, this mainly depends on one word: face. It can be converted into a mathematical formula. Two words, mainly rely on: character and three words, that is: probability learning.
"It's a chore to take you two to the streets." Sitting in the private room of the restaurant, the waiter looked at it with a strange and complicated look mixed with: pitiful, angry, incredible eyes for a long time. After the waiter brought it out, Li Wei sighed.
"It's not my fault to grow like this." Shivana Chenxing seemed to be enjoying the scene just now. He deliberately hummed an evil song in a sweet voice. What she was thinking about was the skeleton zombies in the Frozen Fortress that were everywhere in the ground and didn't even look at her directly.
It's a woman.
Even if you are not happy, you still like men to look at themselves with naked eyes - otherwise, if you have to put your efforts on dressing up but no one looks at them, they will be really angry.
"In Stormwind City... it is the human capital of my original Allied Army." The dark night girl Feng Yu talked: "We often have to receive such attention. After all, even in our world, elves belong to... a few. Well, in short, they are used to it."
Nonsense, you are used to it! The smile on the corner of your mouth clearly said the same subtext as the blood elves around you: Oh, it’s not my fault to be beautiful.
Tsk, it's normal for a little woman.
"So, who is the most valued person in your world?" Li Wei had nothing to say.
"This is a bit indefinite. If you are valued, almost no one can transcend the world. However, some people must be reasonably valued, or [surveillance], which is more appropriate. Although... it is better than nothing." Feng Yu also said patiently: "What we night elves hate the most are the arcane magicians, who are sinners on the planet Azeroth. However, they have learned their lessons recently and have played a certain role, so we have left the blame. However... there is another object that although they are accepted by the public, they must pay attention to!"
"What?"
"Soter!" said the night elves word by word: "The planet Azeroth is the most rare profession among the known and allowed professions! Although it is undeniable that they are powerful and mighty, and their magic power is a rare scarce profession like mages. But... they often attract evil servants, which are simply like the Burning Legion. I personally hate them! If the Death Knight is forced to become evil servants, then they are actively embracing the darkness..."
"Puff...cough cough cough cough cough."
Morning Star, who was still immersed in joy, heard the four big words "Burning Legion" and suddenly coughed violently.
It seemed that she remembered that she seemed to have caused a big disaster!
"What's wrong with you?" Li Wei looked at Chen Xing in confusion and said suddenly: "Don't care, what's wrong with the Death Knight? - Feng Yu can't understand the meaning of the meaning, he doesn't despise you..."
"No... nothing." He stopped talking, and thought about his bag. Although there were not many grids and very little loading, it was the thing he wanted most in three thousand years, right? (There is always less equipment in the woman's inventory)
Should I talk about the Burning Legion or ignore it?
"I...I'm a little drunk." Without drinking anything, the blood elf lay on the table: "I want to sleep for a while."
"It's obvious that I didn't drink anything..." Feng Yu planned to mock her for a few seconds.
"Well, I recently studied many phenomena that you came to Earth. Some of the results, do you want to listen to them?" Li Wei put the straw hat on the blood elf again, after all, it would cause a big deal if outsiders saw it.
"Oh? Do you really study the reason why we came to this planet?" However, Chen Xing, who was labeled in a straw hat, raised his head again without cooperation, looking puzzled.
"... Can you widen your elf's eyes widen, stop staying at home, and take a good look at what I usually do?" Li Wei felt insulted by personality: "For the past three months, I have been looking for the reasons why you came to this world and how you go back! - I can only live for seventy or eighty years. This is normal. People are not dead. But am I thinking about you! Please don't be so heartless, okay?"
"......Tsk, people didn't say anything, why are they so angry?" After Li Wei's words were gone, the Death Knight lowered his head in shame - like a scolded elementary school student: "Besides, we... we, the two of us, are working hard sometimes."
"Then I thank you so much. I admire you the most and the most important human friend." Feng Yu quickly interrupted. After all, the author on the opposite side had his own meal ticket. It would be bad if he knocked it over. To be honest... I have been obsessed with studying various earth documents for the past few months, and if no one interrupted it, I would probably be able to study it for thousands of years. But I forgot that I actually have a commonality with a person with only a few decades of life: "Ho... I honestly want to be honest. The life of our elves is very long. In the distant era, the well of eternity gave us life, even boundless. This is a gift that God almost sacred to terror. But at the same time, it has also developed our [take slow] character - on the contrary, human lifespan is very short in our eyes, but it is the same as ours, and even more precious because of its shortness. I admire your human struggle very much-"
"Okay, OK, I guess it's the same as watching an ant lift something several times heavier than himself." The more Li Wei heard, the more he became, the more wrong it was. If everyone was human and there were few people who could live beyond a hundred years, then he would recognize it. However, in his life, two such things suddenly popped up... They were not worried about being weak but not being equal. They were envious, jealous and hated.
"You have said that in your world, insects are amazingly big?" After interrupting, the other party wanted to explain something, he felt that it would be a mess if he didn't change the topic.
"Oh...yes, that's right." Feng Yu said uncomfortable: "It's just right to have a meal, why are you talking about this... I finally forgot the mess of Azeroth..."
"Okay, okay, it's me." Li Wei didn't plan to argue with women. His bones were soft, and seeing a beauty, it seemed like he had loose bones: "Theoretically, the lower the oxygen content of a planet, the larger the size of an arthropod insect. The giant insect empire that reaches the height of your planet N meters... I admit that your planet is really NB, and there is a saying on our earth that cockroaches can reach 30 centimeters, so there is nothing humans can do."
"Eh... can I not remind me of those things?" The corner of the night elf's big druid kept thrusting: "'Nax Samas' (famous nest) or something..."
"There is also the Spider-Man Empire in the 'Arctic'..." The blood elf Blood Death Knight's mouth twitched: "The Lich King (Arsace) was afraid of seeing it back then..."
"In other words—" Seeing that the two people on the other side were a bit of a rampage, for the sake of their own life safety, Li Wei quickly changed the topic: "The oxygen content on your planet is very low, and suddenly it came to our planet. In the past three months... you should be [intoxicated oxygen]."
Chapter completed!