211 Dabu History
Li Wei listened to a group of alien creatures discussing another group of alien creatures by his side.
He felt that he was going crazy.
He could understand every word he said, but he couldn't understand a single word even when he was said.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, he just doesn't listen - the earth has nothing to do with the earthlings anyway. Look, the row of elves over there is moving and moving, and I want people to grab it in my hands and ravage them hard. Yes, I'll ravage these elves hard! - As for the chubby and round panda people here... this is his brother who can't move. And a group of winged Walkis on the side... this is his wife's sister, and he can't move either.
A group of creatures in another world are fiercely discussing the future of the earth, but the only purebred earthling here has to light a cigarette, which seems to be nothing to discuss.
"Howard Philip Lovecraft's father got a magic book of Cthulhu. After translating the spells in the book, he went to a parallel world. There were almost no normal humans, all of them were evil creatures, as if they had been cursed. The humans inside were only the "nutrition" of evil creatures - his father was very lucky to leave the "world" before being discovered and closed the [door] casually. But those evil creatures were obsessed with him for the rest of his life, and eventually drove him crazy and killed him. The same was true for Howard Philip Lovecraft, but he was much smarter. He wrote the spell of thickening the [wall] and closing the [door] into his book. As long as his book was read by everyone, to be precise, the creatures in that world could delay the rush into the [that world]."
“…Well, do many humans need to recite mantras together…”
"We seem to have a ready-made propaganda machine here." Subconsciously, several elves turned their eyes and eyes on Li Wei.
Some even smiled maliciously.
There were even a few Wallqi licking their lips very sexyly - Damn, what do they want to "do"?
"Levi?-Levi!"
Sylvanas called out Li Wei, who seemed to want to go out to smoke a cigarette. The latter was shocked. He was talking to his wife, so he had to listen.
"ah?"
"Now there is finally something you need to do - how about it, are you happy?" Sylvanas was really straightforward and said whatever she had. It seemed that she could not feel more care... So at most, she learned more Chinese with Li Wei in bed. With obscure care, I guess she didn't learn anything about human favors.
Now, he said in a mouthful of Quelas, patting Levi's shoulder and seemed to comfort him: "You don't need to squat in the corner again."
"..." To be honest, this wife, who is rich in fantasy and has worked hard to get home from another world, still doesn't understand it now. Not only because she is still wearing fantasy ranger outfits in another world, but her two big shoulder pads are still so second-rate skulls. Mainly because... this is an elf's head, and as a man, he must tolerate women - he probably won't comfort himself with a human mindset in this life: "Hill... are you sure you were comforting me just now?"
"Isn't it?"
"...Okay." I can't understand it. I really can't understand the person next to me - is this more attractive? "Tell me, what's the matter! As long as you say it, I will agree."
Show loyalty.
Quietly, Li Wei looked at Lilas beside him. This brother-in-law who could almost be called beautiful - very well, the other party seemed to have not told him about hugging him and other women.
Oops, Lilas is very good, this kid has a future! He will feel good in the future!
"We discussed the little experiences of druids, mages, dragons, high elves and night elves - the end of which was taken by the pandas." Onimitz handed over a temporary booklet and said, "When you teach monks in the future, you will teach them this way! Even if you can't make everyone in the world become monks, you must make half of them catchy about this sentence! We will save it if you say something more than ten times a day! - Take it. It should be reliable with the history of your country, right?"
"...What? Should you make up for history? When did we have a divine cow? The green dragon, white tiger, vermilion bird, black wolf..." Li Wei ended up with a line written on an ordinary notepad. He looked at it and felt heartbroken and heartbroken: "What are you doing? Also, why do I feel like I'm in a shooting? - I really don't want to show up again. You don't know that the American people I saw on the street yesterday were living in dire straits, and that poor person was not covering his body..."
"Um?!!"
Well, too much words will lead to mistakes, too much words will lead to mistakes. Here is a tip. If you want to live a good life with your husband and wife, you must keep your mouth tight! Even if you are joking, you must have a way of keeping your door. Don’t say anything out when you are happy-
Li Wei felt like he was dying.
But no matter what, he survived.
No matter what evil god or evil it is, is there anything more difficult to do in this world than these elves?
What a joke, endless despair and endless fear are just pediatrics.
The matter of this day has come to an end, the celestial parade outside the door, the homosexual party and other things have ended. The days of demons dancing around, and the Jade Seal Exhibition next to Times Square is in full swing.
Li Wei wanted to set up a martial arts school - the elves didn't seem to care about him, to be precise, even he didn't care about him. - There was an old Zhao next to him. This kind of master of wine fairy level didn't say anything, and he was proud of himself? So he basically didn't say anything, and he didn't dare to show off next to a real master. He just put himself in a very approachable position, facing everyone with a normal mind without being arrogant or humble.
This makes all those who worship heroes like him even more.
Usually, when I watch movie stars appear in a big bowl, they all look like five or six people. Ignore movie fans and even be arrogant. There are many things like kicking pregnant women and kicking FANS, but there are still brainless fans who are unwilling to leave you?
Chapter completed!