16 Troublemaker: High (Blood)...
Valando? Bloody Memories remember that the first time I summoned this guy, I couldn’t get along with him.
I am the most famous warlock among the blood elves! After destroying the Lich King, my appearance fee will definitely be higher! However, Blood Eyes wanted to change his name to tears.
As a warlock, summoning an evil servant from the void is supposed to be a very decent thing.
"Don't waste my time, you low-class creatures!"
However, the summoned guy talks to him like this. He looks tall and mighty, and looks strange, like a deformed one. However, with two knives, he must have at least two brushes to fight, right?
What does it mean to be so shameless when you come out?
"You..." Noble, cultivated, and qualities! - As a blood elf warlock, Blood Eye told me that I cannot be as uncultured as other warlocks: "What do you mean? - I am your summoner."
"That... I'm sorry." The summoned demon guard also looked apologetic (although the bad face couldn't be seen), lowered his head and said to his bloody eyes that were twice as short as he was summoned: "I'm used to it. Every time I'm summoned, I have to say this - just treat it as a cultural difference, respect our culture, and just listen."
"I can't respect this garbage culture. I'm your master when I meet you. Valando's bloody eyes were furious. He almost stomped his feet and jumped up hard, hoping to poke the other person's nose. Unfortunately... she was a mage who had been staying at home for half her life, and later she changed her job to a sorcerer. Her physical strength was really poor.
"There is no such thing in the agreement!"
"…?!" Valando was shocked, then activated the power of the contract and waved his hand gently.
The Demon Guardian fell to the ground in pain and groaned continuously.
"I'm just a joke - this is a line, line!" The Demon Guard fell to the ground and said in pain: "Don't you understand yet? I'm just a mechanized answer to what you said! - Do you not even have the ability to fight yourself? - Wait! This sentence is just a mechanized answer... Don't, don't! Ahhhhhh"
"I don't understand." Valando's bloody eyes snorted, then shook her head, shaking her silver hair because of studying magic spells, and said disdainfully: "But I will let you figure out your own position. My summoned pet--listen to me! Otherwise I will train you until you die."
"..." The demon brother fell to the ground with a look of entanglement. Finally, he sighed as if he wanted to surrender, but said, "Idiot, don't want to control me... Hey, hey, I was wrong! What I originally wanted to say was 'Follow orders, summoner' - no! Don't! - ahh."
I stepped on the other party’s weird forehead bone... Huh, it’s so good!
The sweet memories end.
Valando? Blood Mind knew that the reason why these summoned creatures obeyed her was because they had enough magic to control them. After coming to Earth, she cherished this...fallen world very much. And she also discovered the evil she was doing. In many dark squares (not corners at all), little witches were like big witches. She originally thought she was slutty enough, but she didn't expect that there were so many protests in this world. She originally thought that she was evil enough to cheat with demons, but she didn't expect that small movies in Romania and Germany could be shot like this.
(Note: German movies have always been famous all over the world for their heavy tastes. It is said that the A?Vs in the world are divided into three categories: 1, men watch; 2, women watch; 3, Germans watch. As for Romanian movies... I personally think it is only)
After knowing that there is an atomic bomb in this world, Valando? Hemigod wants to work harder to see if he can control the head of a big country or something. But knowing that a dollar of chemicals in this world can kill people in a city, she just wants to live a normal human life honestly.
However, everything was finished a few minutes ago!
For some reason, this magical earth suddenly had a space shock! At first, he was surprised to think that the Euronuclear organization had finally successfully chiseled the earth together. But then she discovered that she had lost spiritual connection with several of her magic pets.
...I @#¥, what a time travel joke!
What if those guys run to the outside world...
Haha, that fun is so great! This will become the first "open" "mysterious" riot in the world since historical records! The earth will usher in the invasion of "mysterious species" for the first time-
With a bite of silver teeth and unconsciously clenched his fists, Valando realized in despair:
It is very likely that I will end my current free and easy life, but... As a blood elf warlock, I am simply sorry for myself if I don’t pull my original comrades into the water!
"Everyone will die together!"
Dragging her tired body, Chenxing staggered back to [the base camp of attacking the earth]. The place she named [Silver Moon City Revival Plan General Headquarters] is simply Li Wei's home.
Youdao is "Lone Wolf Loves Home". Even if all the high elves do not admit it, they still hate the four broken words "Burning Legion" in their hearts. What's more, Shivana? Xingchen accidentally opened the portal and got the first [Hellfire]. Maybe countless hellfires are traveling through time and space, trying to find new cracks in time and space and pouring into this planet.
She began to fear this ending.
She was haggard, withered, and her steps were dim. She ran back to the only place on earth that she could rely on, knocked on the door, and planned to discuss with her mortal enemy: What should I do?
After all, the Dark Night Olympian, who is over 10,000 years old, has participated in more than once the Patriotic War against the Burning Legion.
"I...I'm back." He hurriedly ran home, his little face turned pale due to panic. As soon as Chen Xing entered the house, he shouted: "I have something to do..."
As soon as she entered the house, before Chenxing could say anything, she discovered a strange scene.
The girl Feng Yu of the Dark Night was obviously using the "Fraudulent Pearl" and transformed into a human through magic. The iconic elf ears turned into a human round ear, and the violet skin of the Dark Night also turned into a healthy bronze color with a slightly darker color. It seemed that she wanted to transform into an ordinary human-
Unfortunately, no matter how you transform, your beauty as a night elf and your height stand out from the crowd seem to be unable to change.
I changed into a casual outfit, just like a model, and in order not to show my true appearance, I also paired with sunglasses.
"Oh, you're back." Li Wei coughed lightly, as if he wanted to say something. It was much easier for him to go out. As usual, he didn't need any decoration in his outfit: "We two are waiting for you... Well, how do you say it. I admit that I seem to be a little too harsh on you recently, and often use waste, troublemaker, disaster magnet, trouble attracting objects to describe you. You should treat these words as unintentional. I'm really sorry - today the royalties were paid, I treat you, and I'll go eat something. By the way... What you like, it's not impossible to buy some back."
Li Wei would never say: He himself used the two male protagonists of the novel to be two elves in his family, and they loved each other for ten thousand years, and they were very popular. He would never say that because this was life-threatening. However... he didn't know what he wrote, and the heart of a fujoko is really hard to understand.
After throwing his thoughts out of his brain, Li Wei took a coat from the closet with great thoughts: "Well... look at your coat is dirty. What did you do just now? - Change it."
"Oh...ah? Ah? I... that..." I felt uncomfortable because the other party was so concerned about it.
Especially the night elves on the side smiled, as if they didn't plan to argue on this payday day.
Shivana? Morning Star feels that the names "waste", "troublemaker" and "disaster magnet" just now are really appropriate to describe themselves. Who has just attracted a hellfire?—
"Wait, now is not the time to go out." The blood elf's face turned red. I don't know if it was shame, shame, or some other reason. She danced and said, "I have something to tell you! - I..."
"Okay, okay, I understand - I remember what bag you like last time?" Li Wei was like adopting a poor peasant child from a landlord. He could shake his feet when he was full, and he said with a show of flaunting: "This time the royalties are generous, and your 'profit' is not small! Come on, let's go, I'll buy it for you! - Warn you, if you stay at home again, I won't buy that thing for you. Only now, it's overdue!"
"Hey? I..."
Shivana? Morning Star had a tangle. What she had to face now was the Burning Legion that could attack the earth at any time!
On the other hand, it is just a small bag that women like.
Which one is more important can be judged immediately! Don’t underestimate yourself, you are a high elf ranger and a blood elf death knight!
"Then, let's go." After taking the coat handed over by the other party, Chenxing lowered his head: "I am the woman who obeys me."
A girl with a flat figure is like a royal sister who has experienced a lot of hardships and has seen through the world. In fact, as an elf with severe imbalance in the proportion of men and women, she is simply a young man.
——The Burning Legion and other things are not bad. In Azeroth ten thousand years ago, resisting the Burning Legion’s invasion, Azshara, who was the queen of the High Elf, still drove a party to fight the war of resistance?
He reluctantly convinced himself in his heart, Chenxing brought a small straw hat to cover his elf ears again, and suddenly thought of something: "—I promised! I want the red one!"
Chapter completed!