After the acupuncture ends, Levi follows Max and Caroline back to their residence.

Li Wei once again felt the indisputable fact that American imperialism oppressed the people of the world. In the capital of the United States, a waiter's meager salary could actually rent a house with a yard and a second floor indoors!

This is simply unimaginable! This must be fake, either deliberately performed for Li Wei, or it was the achievement achieved by American imperialism after oppressing the people of the world. Housing prices and so on... Humph! Li Wei said: I don’t envy it!

After wiping the wet corners of his eyes, Li Wei followed the two little beauties into the "den" where he secretly hid smuggled guests.

"The ones living in this apartment are either masochists or old widowers in their seventies or eighties - as long as you don't make too much trouble, no one will care about you... Caroline, stop being heated at that Chinese, okay? Please translate what I said with your mouth, and don't always think about what to hold with that mouth later! Your mouth is still idle now!" Max seemed to be very unhappy about his friend abandoning himself and choosing heterosexuality.

"Who... who is in heat? -Okay, maybe a little bit." The blonde Yuan Lao nodded in humiliation: "-I heard that Asian men are very interesting and good at taking care of people-"

"Isn't it fast, accurate, 'ruthless'? Earl may be more suitable for your 'needs', Miss Dongkou'." The dirty jokes kept coming, Max glanced at Levi and complained in many English slang. It was probably useless to learn Livi in ​​the People's Education Press English: "I've watched you hold the shower head more than once in the bathroom, "This and that's how poor you don't have money to buy your own vibrator?"

"You! - Fortunately, he doesn't understand English, otherwise you will be dead! And just once!"

Li Wei’s luck in not understanding English should be his fault.

Otherwise, he would have seen a scene similar to the Druid and Death Knight in his family, but it was more incomprehensible than the sexual hinting in his family.

"I'll sleep with you today and let him go to your bed."

"Why?"

"Because this is my house, and you didn't pay a penny for rent for a year, he gave me fifty dollars a day and could pay more than two months of housing for a month! That's that simple." Max used the ultimate skill: economic status determines the superstructure.

Max is of Jewish descent.

To be honest, although his mouth is so vicious that Max's heart is rare to be kind.

"Okay... Mr. Li Wei, right? Chinese people shout names like this, right?" Caroline swayed and took two golden lotus steps like rain and banana leaves. When she came to Li Wei, she immediately changed her tone.

Chinese still needs to be strengthened.

"Oh...yes, that's what we all call." shouted?

"You are sleeping in my room today-" Caroline pointed to a room inside, smiling cleverly.

Off topic: Even if the wind or Morning Star is half open, it will have already taken down Li Wei.

"Oh...No, I think there is a sofa here, it's good." Li Wei glanced at the sofa in the living room and said, "I'll do it here."

"How can this work? Otherwise I can squeeze you... Cough cough, just kidding, it's normal for Americans to make such jokes."

This tall blonde beauty is a carnivorous beauty? Li Wei feels that the only thing she gets her wish after coming to the United States has finally happened: she meets a beautiful woman with openness.

Unfortunately, even if I get what I want, if I dare to cheat and be found out by the Banshee King: that would be a slaughter!

"Have you finished the conversation?" Max asked his good friend in English: "I always sound bad at your Chinese. Don't believe me. Look at the expressions of this Chinese man listening to you. They all have network delays! Hurry up and ask the other party what we want to ask, hurry up."

"Okay, okay, what are you anxious about..." Switching language status is indeed a problem. Caroline impatiently sent him to peek at Li Wei's good friend, and said to Li Wei in his own bad Chinese: "As Old Earl's friend, we are very grateful to you - he can really not take drugs for a day."

"His name is Earl...I thought his name was Thomson."

"That's his surname - no matter what, your medical skills have really turned decay into magic. Well... Come on, sit down first, let's talk about our future carefully."

“Eh?”

"Do you eat the cake? - Max and I made it... Well, most of it is Max." Holding a small butter cake in my hand, Caroline couldn't stand it and changed her mouth when she was looking at her good friend. [Don't that mother don't understand Chinese? Why do you seem to understand what she said?] She thought so.

[Damn, even if you don’t move, you know that you are seeking credit and rewards] - Good friend, how could you not understand what the other person is thinking after a quilt? Max crossed his hands on his chest and hugged his shoulders, looking like he was victorious.

"Oh? Max is so skillful." Li Wei did not refuse. He still knew that foreigners did not pay attention to artificial refusal to deliver things (I have learned it now, right?).

"And... we've always wanted to ask, are you willing to attend the cake banquet we'll be holding tomorrow on 23rd Street? Look, from nine o'clock tomorrow morning to twelve o'clock noon tomorrow - you can perform on the street, earn a trip to go home, and help us... solve the problem that cakes can't be sold. Max and I have a small wish, which is to save up to $250,000, open a small cake shop, and get rich, return to Manhattan, and fight back to Wall Street... Now, as long as you agree, we will repay you."

"..." Li Wei looked at the Chinese dialect that was less and less Chinese than the other person spoke. After guessing for a long time, he finally couldn't guess. However, it was indeed rare - 704 people were in charge of heaven and earth, and could they control their own American imperialism to help the people in dire straits solve the problem of food and clothing?

"Okay, I agree." I like the most about selling arts and other things: "But... I always feel that I'm doing a bit miserable. After other protagonists come to the United States, they seem to be like me. Why did they fall into the streets?"

I do not even have the travel expenses to go home, but based on the consumption standards of US imperialism, it would cost more than six yuan to return to China with a US dollar. What's more, it seems that there is really no urban management here.

"What? Speak slowly, I don't understand very much... You mean to agree, right?"

"Yes, I agree - forget it if you don't understand anything else." Li Wei sighed and expressed his helplessness in life: "I want to ask a question, do you know... how should the Russian Embassy go?"

Caroline also sighed, expressing her helplessness in life: she originally wanted to use her body as a reward and compensation to compensate the other party. Unexpectedly, the other party didn't even mention one of her requests!

"Just agree..."

"Oh~oh~yeah-Fake squid, Fakmi..." Suddenly, a moan almost howling came from the upper floor. Needless to say, it must be a man and a woman (or more men and more women) who were using English to sway the dragon and the phoenix, traveling clouds and rain, not knowing what the world is.

The accent is very heavy, but Li Wei TM understands it! This is the only few words of English he taught himself.

"Oh? - The free adult channel every night is starting again? - This saves us a paid TV money. You won't have to worry about watching "The Song of Power of Ice and Fire" in the future." Max looked at the vibration upstairs and complained powerlessly.

"Well, this is not common in the United States - the one above is a Russian and Poles, and talking in English is a different synchronous language." Caroline immediately explained her mouth, with a somewhat awkward expression: "We are still very...conscientious. Yes, we are very honest."

"...? You are good at Chinese." Li Wei also looked at the selflessness that was having sex, and disturbing the neighbors' upstairs. He looked at the two lovely people in front of him and asked, "Do you need acupuncture? It doesn't matter if you slept until dawn and lifted the room building upstairs."

"... Do you want to take off your clothes?" As he spoke, Caroline consciously untied her clothes.
Chapter completed!