"Hey, this one is good, I really like it."

A Westerner, who is about thirty years old, looks very sunny. He wears a cool summer Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and SLRs. He walks around in front of the traditional Chinese medicine exhibition area. He is also in a non-skilled but not very good Chinese language, and often gives thumbs up to the old Chinese doctors in front of the exhibition area. His characteristics are: Japan and South Korea don’t even look at it, and simply yearns for Chinese culture.

"It's so disappointing, so boring. I don't know if these yellow skinned people want to have some yarn." With a smile on their faces, they acted as a Western friend who is quite interested in Asian traditional Chinese medicine.

His true identity, Mr. M, a senior agent sent by a famous American agency led by a well-known American F, is now full of American curses.

FUCK, FUCKING, and you will casually interject Sanlou Fu Bichi. Senior Agent Mr. M really can't understand these East Asians' methods of treating others. He is so backward and unscientific. Why did he come here with a senior agent? In fact, Mr. M has always believed that East Asian peers are vulnerable, a group of stupid people wandering around here like fish in water. As long as he smiles and praises a few words, they really think they are international friends-

Little did you know that such a tall nose and blue eyes were reported by enthusiastic members of the Little Foot Reconnaissance Team when they first moved into the community. Do you think there are very few idle people in this magical land? - We have been seeking only virtuous people since the end of the Shang Dynasty!

Although I look down on traditional Chinese medicine, I don’t need to take the bones and even X-rays, and treat colds (Americans think they are seriously ill... there is no way, they haven’t taken the periodic table of elements, fighting the five slag people) and do not require testing. However, as an excellent agent, Mr. M still does his job conscientiously. After all... although on the surface, various oriental medicinal materials gather together, exuding a strong smell of biochemical weapons. However, everyone in the mainland knows that this is an intelligence exchange festival! - Who are the younger brothers of Japan and South Korea? Everyone knows it well?

"Oh, this one is good, it's great." When I walked to the traditional Chinese medicine acupuncture booth, Mr. M found that there were not many people in this venue, and the one who was on the clinic was the youngest oriental man he had ever seen. There were so many people in the predecessors in the venue, and even ghosts could catch a few. This hot summer, compared to the lively excitement of a group of old men in their sixties or seventies in other exhibition areas, which were almost vomiting blood... it was really pitiful.

In order to encourage the other party, Mr. M once again gave his conscience a thumbs up - saying the local slang he had just learned: "It's great, I really like it."

"Oh?" But I didn't know that according to the Chinese saying, the young man opposite him grabbed Mr. M's hand as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"——You foreigner have vision! Come and try it? Free, please feel free to give me a gift!" The young oriental man opposite was very strong. Mr. M thought he had been exercising for a long time, so why did he feel that the other person was holding him but he didn't move at all?

Has his identity solved the case?

[Invite rabbits to come to my house, serve them with good wine and meat. The two armies have always been in exchange for each other, and they will not distinguish between you and me.

——An invitation letter from an American colleague who invited Chinese colleagues to stay in American prisons for a lifetime]——Agent M knew that this TM was a spy exchange conference! He was just here at the entertainment bureau, so why did a professional suddenly come out on the opposite side?

"Then... just try it?" Mr. M was very guilty, but he nodded with a dry smile: "Are you [acupuncture]? I like China very much, it is a Chinese master--"

One of the rules for dealing with Chinese peers: flattery.

“——But more professional than Korea and Japan.”

The second code of code against Chinese peers: belittle one's own people.

"You... are really good at knowing things! Well, there's nothing you can do. Although you are a foreigner,... since you are so good at knowing things, I'll take a look at your problem." The oriental man on the opposite side was indeed slightly stunned, and after he was slightly stunned, he was very fond of himself. Mr. M was quite complacent and decided that the other party was a slag in battle.

"I'll just take your surgery--"

"Huh?" Mr. M felt that the world was terrible. Why did the other party say so cautiously? "I am a Chinese expert. What you just said means to be a god-like person?"

"——You are lucky if you don't have a magic horse." Needless to say, this young Asian is Li Wei. He is at the trough of his life and career. Zhao Weirui claimed that he had to rely on his own strength to throw him into trauma treatment such as bone junction and acupuncture. The authors next to him are all old Chinese doctors who are at least two or three times older than him. Who would respect him?

Look, a foreigner came to see him, of course he would not let him go. He grabbed Mr. M's hand as soon as possible and pressed him on his bed.

"Oh...hehehehehehehehehehehe, what are you going to do?" Mr. M felt a little dangerous. The other party was not a pervert, right? This... After being a spy for so many years, his head could be cut off and blood flowed. For the sake of cooking, the bald eagle and the star-striped flag could do anything by themselves! - But if someone exploded the anus in public, it would be embarrassing!

"Um... you have injuries. Hey? This injury seems to be wrong. Is the shooting in the United States so serious?——" Li Wei easily pressed the Western foreigner on the bed, and then said something that shocked the other party. He even had no resistance or reaction when he was taken off his Hawaiian shirt.

With the first person who dared to eat crabs, or the person who was forcibly pressed on the bed and stripped naked, Li Wei began to have onlookers here.

A foreigner was pressed on the bed by Li Wei and inserted his body with acupuncture, which seemed to be very stable. His eyes were blurred and he said some strange words in English, which made Zhao Weirui, who had been watching Li Wei's "husky" on the side immediately hired two professionals to quietly take Mr. M away.

Later I found out that Li Wei thought the other party was too noisy, and it would be too much if he used the thorn-dividing hand to make the other party feel sweet in the baby. - It was so dying that Mr. M said "sleeping" and used all the tricks.

So, other onlookers immediately said they could try it - that foreigner seemed to be quite happy.

"My hand was broken by a car." A man who didn't look like a good seed, wore a sleeveless T-shirt in the summer, revealing two hairtails on both sides... Oh, a "social person" who was about the early twenties, and was probably a "non-professional person" who had just started working and was injured, right? Sitting in front of Li Wei's position, he asked a question that was very owed to the point: "Can you use acupuncture to cure me?"

"Well, shout with me: Burn, the little universe! - to cure all diseases." Li Wei also joked with such people in society very kindly - and then started to remove the stitches.

"What are you going to do? - Hey, it hurts so much! - Be careful!" The "successful social person" who was hurt by Li Wei immediately wanted to turn over the table in anger. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"You...it seems like you are not just hit by a car and broke your bones? -Why is there a steel bar in your palm?"

"Oh, to be precise, I hit the construction site - I was riding a motorcycle, and my hand was cut and six holes at that time." The public sighed: "—I didn't plan to let you cure me, I just heard that acupuncture can help me recover soon - aren't you free? Let's take a look."

"... Such a serious injury is still crowded to so many people, aren't you afraid that something will happen?"

"What can happen?" The people of society acted like they were not afraid of hardship or death. They slapped their chests with their uninjured hands, knocking them out loud: "It's just to be...aaaaa!!!!"

The shouts of a pig-killing cry suddenly came out from the mouth of the person who said "Not afraid of hardship, no fear of death." At that time, the earth-shaking screams made the entire venue hear it.

"I didn't hurt you either - look, I've got the needle. My master said, you won't react even if you cut your hand now - why are you calling so happy?" Li Wei looked at the other person in confusion.

By the way, very bloody and terrifyingly, Li Wei pulled out a small piece of steel bar that had grown with the other party's flesh and needed surgery to remove... very violently. At that time, blood splattered all over the floor.

"Hand! My hand!——" The screams of a pig-killing scream continued, and it sounded like the other party was very energetic.

The bloody scene immediately attracted the attention and sight of the audience around.

Li Wei's purpose has also been achieved initially.

Of course, blood also flowed all over the floor.

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Yesterday's five updates were made up.

SAN value crisis, SAN value crisis

One thing to write about here:

The ancient evil gods and Cthulhu myths will appear in this book as the main line rather than the protagonist. They will drive the storyline and will not appear anytime and anywhere.

Then there are some small things about me:

To be honest, I don’t want to know more about the Cthulhu myth, because according to the Cthulhu myth, I belong to the one with low SAN value and never read ghost stories. Recently, it seems that I really responded to "The Call of Cthulhu". I dreamed of the evil god last night... Damn it!

And I also dreamed that another person after his split smiled at me... Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it.
Chapter completed!