143 In the name of the earth, seduce her
Things started from half a century ago.
Of course, everyone knows that Titans have always been unpredictable to do things. However, this may have something to do with their eternal life, and they are slow to do things. They just said a few words and before they got to the point, the mortals who listened to them were already old and dead. To be honest, Azeroth's reaction was half a beat slower by the invasion of the evil Titans. The reason why the Earth, a planet that is not in their jurisdiction, was noticed by Titans because humans had the ability to die in silence compared to any race of Azeroth: even more than that.
In the 1960s, the Russian bear was called the Soviet bear. Not only did it not last forever, but it was the most enjoyable years. The Soviet Union felt that it should compete with the United States to compete with who could get through the earth first. If ordinary people want to have evil thoughts about the earth, they can only do push-ups, and there is a high chance of sudden death. But Russians are different, and people do what they say.
The plan was officially implemented in the 1970s, and a hole in the deepest pit in human history was dug out.
The vertical depth is nearly thirteen kilometers!
Onimitz is astonished as a bronze dragon!
According to historical records, this feat has been praised by the Russians. It is the third largest scientific research achievement after the Soviet space station and the deep-sea exploration ship. However... the nightmare began like this.
After 3,000 meters, something unscientific began to happen. The sounds heard were like the call of a sinner from hell. Then, suddenly, a strong explosion that had never been heard in nature before. In the following days, no sound could be heard again. After almost 13,000 meters, a monster with green face, fangs and wings flew out of it. Later, they sent a radio to the hole and heard a shrill and miserable scream, as if countless people were suffering.
Of course, these are not scientific.
It is said that the staff who heard these sounds on the front were frightened to something, while those with weak will even be scared crazy! That kind of indescribable horror is not something that ordinary people can imagine.
It is far more difficult for humans to explore under their feet than above their heads. Humans can already reach the edge of the solar system, but it is difficult to dig a deep well more than three thousand meters. After more than three thousand meters of depth, some incredibly strange phenomena often occur. The drill bit will melt into some very hot substances underground. Although the melting point of the drill bit is almost equal to the temperature of the sun's surface, sometimes the drill bit is fallen down, and only the wire rope is pulled out. What's more terrifying is that people will hear howlings and screams coming from the drill holes, which cannot be explained by science at all.
"Is this scientific explanation for me? - The source of all evil, wait for the world to collapse, idiots!" Onimitz raised his middle finger to the largest country in the northern world more than once. If it weren't for them, he might still be sleeping in Azeroth.
Onimitz was deeply worried, but when she came to Earth, she found that the worries were not as serious as she imagined. The humans on this planet had their own troubles, but they were definitely not fearing the underground. What did the Chinese say? - Ignorance is a blessing. The fact is the same. A while ago, she watched a movie (not paid) with a line in it: The reason why humans can live happily is because they don’t know anything!
"Oh~Li Wei, it's such a coincidence- let's take a look at human exhibitions and festivals~"
No matter how much Onimitz knew, he had to (or was used to) smiled brightly. At this moment, she smiled and greeted Levi.
It is hard to say that it is a forced smile. It should be said that Onimitz is very nervous. She really enjoys the life of human beings on earth. She thinks this is called [happiness]. Eat, who, beat up children - is there anything happier than this? If there is no ancient evil god?
"Onimitz? Old Zhao?" Li Wei was quite surprised when he saw the panda man and the dragon (of course he transformed) in the food street. But then he was calm: "Why are you here? - Also, this is not a festival, it's just that it makes you feel more atmosphere... Are you happy to go shopping with Old Zhao?"
"Not bad - he's a good security guard. Then... you don't look so good?" Onimitz looked at the two elves beside Levi, and her classic malicious smile appeared on the corners of her mouth.
The kind that seems to be particularly owed to be beaten, and the kind that is particularly provocative to others (especially humans).
"I heard it all on the phone. I just asked you where the exhibition center is. Why did you get drunk after answering my phone? - Didn't you drink?" Onimitz said in surprise, and then said in dissatisfaction: "Li Wei, you screamed several times [what to take care of you] and so on... What does it mean? -"
"……Um?!!?"
Levi, the two elves and their friends were completely shocked now.
"I said Onimitz, don't talk nonsense with red mouth and white teeth." Li Wei hurriedly waved his arms, intending to say something positive: "—Aren't these all you asked me to say?"
If these words were not what Onimitz asked Levi to say, but were shouted out from the bottom of his heart. Then... the meaning of the two elves would be extraordinary.
"What? What I told you? - Are you crazy?" Onimitz looked even more surprised: "I swear to the Titan, I definitely didn't let you say it!"
Otherwise, if the Titan dies without a complete corpse, the Titan will not die well, and the Titan will catch a cold and see the sun! - Onimitz added a few words with bad intentions.
"Me! - you - I... I really... Hey? Feng Yu, Chenxing, you two are careless, what are you trying to be so swaying now? Hey, hey, hey, more unrestrained, more wild." Li Wei loved and afraid of the performance of the two elves around him. This... is this to make him make a mistake or what?
"Well, human, you really touched me - everything you did for us will be recorded on your credit book. - For the Alliance." The Great Druid patted Levi's shoulder, and his tone sounded much more pleasant: "I will repay you well."
Li Wei dared not ask for the elf's repayment now.
"For the tribe! LOK'TA, OGAR!" It is extremely rare that the blood elf used an orc word to express his mood at this moment. He pulled Li Wei. Relatively speaking, the petite girl here made her position statement in the loudest voice, and the others were Quelas: "Every victory or death! - Human, ahem, Li Wei! From now on, I will protect you, you have completely proved your loyalty to the tribe and the blood elf! I... I will also repay you!"
……this……
What's going on in this late spring? Are you hallucinating yourself in a hot day?
"Well, the problem of bipedals is up to you to solve - don't stand here stupidly, I feel that humans are a burden on their appearance." There is no cumbersome feeling at all, and I don't know the dragon that is the one who gets up every morning! At this moment, Onimitz realized what it means to want in his heart, but he didn't say it: "-I said, Li Wei, I have something to say to you alone."
“Eh?”
"You have taken my imperial seal, but you still don't allow me to say a few words to you?"
"The Jade Seal of the Kingdom is our treasure of the country, okay... although it is indeed what you found, you should receive the title of Foreign Citizen in the highest honor in our country."
"Yes, I know. I'm not interested in this-" Onimitz looked like he looked at the mountains, arrogant and great.
"Maybe... I can give you all the heroes and skins in League of Legends."
"...then you can consider it." The bronze dragon let out a sigh: "Oh! I almost swayed by you - now, those two elves over there, I want to borrow your Li Wei to give me a while. I have to say something to him - Well, Li Wei, come with me."
"Hey? Hey hey, don't pull me, I'll leave myself... Hey hey, why do you use such a lot of effort? Fortunately, I'm also a well-known martial arts master now, you... Hey hey?"
The bronze dragon waved his hand and was full of power. He pulled Li Wei away.
Before becoming a mage, Onimitz wanted to be a warrior - but now he can only take the staff.
"I'm telling you what's wrong? Can't you say it publicly outside? - Also, my current identity is very inconvenient in Quelas. People will think that I deliberately don't speak Chinese... There is no greater sin in us than 'this hat'."
Levioniciz pulled into the corridor of a small exhibition area.
The two of them were almost face-to-face together.
"Shh, whisper - your earth's technology is really omnipresent. There are magic circles at home, or loopholes that can be drilled for. Outside, I can only use Quelas to avoid being discovered... Or use common language? Forget it, it is still relatively accurate to express it in Quelas." Onimitz hesitated and said, "Don't you know a Russian woman?"
"Oh... That's right." Li Wei was quite sad about this - the first woman to publicly express her affection for him.
It turned out to be a woman from an enemy country, who appeared in that identity.
Alas... It's a pity. But... Azeroth has his own family, what a pity? Wipe away the tears and move forward!
"Go seduce her! - At all costs! Seduce her for the earth. Look, I have found a huge step for you. Anyway, you two... are very destined to be together." Putting your thumb in the gap between your index finger and middle finger, Onimitz smiled and made a pretty indecent gesture: "This is to prepare for the next step!"
Chapter completed!