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137 I hope they don't have brain congestion

"Oh, Lao Zhao, you see, your cat hair should be repaired - I'll ask you to do the best beauty."

"I respect Xie Bumin, let me tell you, Xiong Mao, thank you! Everything is good in your world, but I am so cautious about beauty - your women are so powerful, and you dare to use a knife on your face in this world."

"Oh, you dare to blacken my Great Cold Netherland!"

"……What?"

Li Wei said tons of good things to the Panda Man, but the other party just refused to let go.

Green Dragon Statue.

It is said that it is one of the three types of statues that only qualified monks can have, the monk weaving fog, a magic weapon that saves lives and helps the wounded. In fact, the Azure Dragon statue itself does not have any magical place, as long as it is made of jade, it can be used. However, it must be used by monk weaving fog, and the monk's healing effect will be greatly improved after use.

Simply put, acupuncture is more powerful, beauty is more nourishing, and saving people will not die.

"Anyway, you don't even think about taking the Green Dragon Statue from me - if I die one day, I will return to the mysterious place that a monk from Pandalia will definitely arrive before he dies. I will give you all my Green Dragon Statue, Staff, Wine Pot, etc. in advance - but I am still alive and well, aren't you cursing me to die quickly?" With the unique persistence of the Panda people, it seems that this is also the religious belief of the Panda people. Lao Zhao seems to be particularly superstitious about this: "It's not that I won't help you, but that your request is too excessive - alas... Why is this game so difficult to play? It's obvious that you are having a lot of fun."

Lao Zhao is still struggling with the "League of Legends" tower demolition game.

"This... I can't do it for a while, eh? I forgot that there is still a 'person' at home." Li Wei's eyes slanted.

I saw another person in the room.

To be precise, it is a bronze dragon.

"I said...Onimitz, let's discuss something..."

"If I care about antiques, thank you." Miss Bronze Dragon is very smart. Li Wei knew what he was going to make a fuss when he raised his tail: "——The Green Dragon Statue? Yes, but tell me, why should I use it for you?"

"You really have it?" Li Wei just wanted to ask, but unexpectedly he really asked a reason: "I am your parents of food and clothing, so what if I use it? If you have the ability, you can spit out the breakfast for me!"

Li Wei suddenly remembered that he seemed to be reasonable, beneficial and concise.

"...I don't." The dark-bellied lady found that she had nothing to say to refute, so she could only use the legend of a woman's magic weapon, using male weapons: I'm just unreasonable, what can you do to me?

"You never follow me!" Li Wei was like a bully from ancient times: "Believe it or not, I pulled your network cable?"

In fact, bullies in ancient times would say: Believe it or not, I took off your clothes. Li Wei originally wanted to say that, but considering that the dragons are all exposing themselves, maybe the other party won't take this trick.

"...Okay okay, last time you gave me an enamel device that had been worth more than two thousand years ago, I would be reluctant to do it... I'll look for it, ah, this one." A crack in time and space was cut open, and his right hand was still on the mouse.

Miss Bronze Dragon left her left hand off the keyboard, reached into the crack in her space, and touched something casually.

"Here, this is for you. There is what you call the Azure Dragon - our giant dragon, but we don't admit it..."

"Hey? It looks so familiar."

I thought it was a brick that was thrown over, but after Li Wei took it, he looked carefully and found that a five-clawed green dragon was hovering on a square stone. It looked a little old and slightly worn, but it was still very... beautiful.

Jade making.

To be honest, Li Wei has never seen such a crystal clear and ingenious carving in his life. When he touched it in his hand, he instantly felt the jade warm up. He knocked it gently and felt that the jade was so crisp, like the sound of a bell and chime.

"What's this? That's so good?" Li Wei smiled and said to have found the treasure.

"I don't know either - I just took one from your country, and it seemed quite exciting."

"Oh, let's see...there are still words below? It looks like it's been a long time? Well, or...seal characters? I'll see...what is this..." Li Wei then realized that this turned out to be a seal, with a Chinese nation logo on it, which is suitable for everyone: a green dragon.

And it seems that it is not the modern blue dragon, but the ancient dragon species that have been around for some time. Even so, the feeling of the fangs and claws that can be seen at any time can also show the jade carving master's skills.

After all, he is a writer. Although others look down on him, Li Wei can still know a few seal characters.

"This, the eight words are...what..." Li Wei looked carefully, oh, and the eight big words that moved Chinese history that lived up to expectations were indeed: "I am responsible for... I have lived forever... I have been... I have lived forever..."

“…”

“…”

"...Damn it! Damn, you reptile, what did you do to our history, you stinky wool!!!" Li Wei grabbed the bronze dragon's collar and tore the collar of the beautiful woman who turned into a high elf without hesitation. That way, it was like a current forced woman committing a crime.

Li Wei didn't breathe and felt a little dizzy. However, he didn't dare to let go of his hands.

If it breaks, you can die by yourself.

If you take this thing out, then you don’t have to think about it - the absolutely national treasure No. 1 cannot be compared with its value no matter what. It is said that the most expensive antique in the world is a foreign oil painting, which costs $0.04 billion.

But if this imperial seal is taken out, it cannot be measured in economic currency. What was the price of the last time it was sold for half-finished products (Heshi Bi)? Oh, fifteen cities, right? (the price given by King Zhao of Qin)?

"You, you...oh, what are you doing?" The mind was swayed by Levi's swaying. The bronze dragon seemed to finally realize something. Seeing Levi's nostrils widen, his pupils widen, and he looked at himself like he was in heat - Miss Onimitz was a little shy.

"I said...human, if you lie on me like this, I won't be interested in you - there are people watching you next to you." The untidy lady said softly.

"Bah!" Li Wei realized that something was wrong now. He looked at Lao Zhao with a ghost in his heart. The Panda Man didn't care how intense the sex between the monkeys was. It seemed that the other party thought that the League of Legends game was more important.

"Do you know what this one you took out? Well! Lizard!"

"I'll be angry if you call me that, monkey!"

"—What is this?!" Li Wei carefully held the jade seal in his hand and said to Onimitz.

"...Don't you want something with a green dragon?"

"I'll ask you what this is!" Li Wei's voice changed a little, but it was mostly because of excitement. After taking a deep breath, he calmed down: "—Do you know, you've put me in a dilemma now? Hum?"

"Isn't it just an antique from more than two thousand years ago? Although I like this shape very much, I feel that there are some strange things inside. I left behind from the 'sometime' more than one thousand years ago." The bronze dragon doesn't seem to have any idea of ​​time for more than two thousand years, but looking at Li Wei's excited look, her voice couldn't help but dim: "What's wrong, why are you so excited - I'm not wrong..."

"Yes, you are not wrong... Sorry, I am really excited." Li Wei was amused and crying, holding the jade seal that might have killed him, and said, "I made a FUCK - do you know, this thing is in our country?"

"...I don't know, I haven't investigated the history of your country yet..." Onimitz laughed dryly, as if he was a little unemployed. She... did not resist immediately about this male who was still lying on her and not leaving.

"Don't talk about our country, even if it is placed in the whole world, I will say: This is the most precious cultural relic, and no one can be compared with it." Especially in... in a sense that Li Wei dared not even say it, and could not even think about it.

"Oh?" Onimitz was blinded, glanced at Levi and said, "You didn't fool me, aren't you?"

"Okay, there is something to have sex in the cultural relics world this time. I hope no old scholar will have a brain congestion due to this news." Li Wei felt that his ability to bear is increasing recently. He had already collapsed when he put it in the past: "This... is not suitable for keeping it in my hands."

“…What are you going to do?!”

Onimitz was very unhappy with Li Wei on his body, so he pushed his tender waist hard and spat: "This is mine! - And, go up and down from me! - Tsk."

"This..." Li Wei quickly turned over and dismounted - this word should be useless, anyway, it's also a riding position: "Well - this is no longer yours. If you don't agree, use your life to grab me, and I'll do my best! - At worst, how about bringing you something when I go to Azeroth again?"

"...Okay, for the sake of your real love for this." Onimitz stared at Levi's face for a while, and finally sighed and gave up the imperial seal.

Li Wei hugged the jade seal and was at a loss.

——Would you like to go to bed tonight?
Chapter completed!
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