Q: How many years can a rabbit live?

A: If a rabbit lives well, it will be no problem to live for 6-8 years.

Li Wei: Tsk, those two in our family... I am the one who lives six to eight days, right?

Q: Even if a rabbit is gentle, it will attack people?

A: Shouting loudly, noise, treating it with rude movements, or teasing it intentionally will make the rabbit anxious or nervous, and may make it kick it with its back foot.

Li Wei: Tsk, the two of our family burned Gaoxiang to worship their ancestors without fighting. Who would dare to provoke those two mobile human-shaped nuclear weapons?

Q: What does rabbits’ ears move randomly?

A: The rabbit's ears can hear sounds within three kilometers, so sometimes it hears and reacts when you don't hear sounds. This is a naughty expression, just like the action of humans sticking out their tongues. Usually the rabbit will twitch back and forth while jumping. For example, if the owner wants to catch the rabbit back and forth, the rabbit suddenly jumps up and twitches at the same time, which means "you won't catch me."

Li Wei:...?!?! My goodness, the two of us still have this girlish feelings? I can’t tell it - this broken book!

Li Wei sighed and fled from a corner of the bookshelf in the sea of ​​books.

I gave up on how to train the elves.

To be honest, the two elves he has seen are almost exactly similar to humans. You should say that they are beautiful, of course, Li Wei is sure that these two women are the most perfect couple of all the women he has ever seen in his life! But it seems that they are not as good as they need to be studied in slices.

It is the night elves whose skin color is a bit different from that of ordinary people. However, I heard that there are brown and blue races (some to a few), so... it should not be a big problem. At most, it is body art or A San's friend.

Only their ears.

Sharp, long, pretty.

Elf ears, this is the legendary Elf ear! - In fact, it seems that there is no essential difference between rabbit ears. At least, Li Wei thinks so. In order to be able to live in his own acre of three-point fields, he found several books about breeding rabbits.

This must not be known to the two at home, otherwise... the consequences will be unimaginable!

However, it seems that the method of breeding these rabbits seems to be different from breeding elves.

"Ha... isn't this nonsense?" Li Wei smiled self-deprecatingly, and picked up the gift he bought for the two girls in his family.

I remember that there was a great father and son who once said this in the conversation.

"I know your mom better than you, I know what she wants."

"But I know women better than Dad, you know women - dealing with women means using small gifts to solve problems."

Ah, the father and son began to popularize this knowledge when Li Wei was only ten years old. Unfortunately, fifteen years have passed, and they have been able to reborn in the first round of the saviors who have entered the world, Gundam and the alien beauty.

Li Wei is still a bachelor.

Today, Li Wei has the opportunity to combine the theory and real life from more than ten years ago together to practice it. It can be seen that God cannot starve to death.

For the night elves who love environmental protection and concentrate on life, I bought the "Home Cleaning Collection" and "Ode to the Thousand Years of Recipes".

What I bought for the blood elf girl who is obviously noisy and obviously insulting, is "A Thousands of Famous Quotes to Read in Life".

Haha, I give it to the girl I just met, haha.

Are you teasing me?

Destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

Ah, why not buy a watch last year?

"Hmm? Are you... that Mr. Li Wei...? Ah, it's really you!"

Suddenly, just as Li Wei was dying and was about to lose money and buy something for the woman. Someone behind him called him.

Li Wei looked back and then was shocked.

Right next to me, next to the scientific knowledge classification books, a girl greeted me cheerfully.

Li Wei doesn't seem to remember knowing this person.

Although it is not as beautiful as the two girls in my family, it should be said that they are far inferior to the two girls in my family. However, it is not enough to compare with the elves, and it is more than others. If you have never seen the elves, this person should be a beauty.

And... this big sister wore a pair of glasses and had an intellectual beauty on her face. She had long black hair on her shoulders and a sleeveless dress that was just right. In this midsummer bookstore, it was like...

Qing Gong!... Cough cough cough, remarks that are destined to be lonely for a lifetime.

He is a...beautiful author.

Li Wei remembers this. Last time he talked about publishing with a publishing house, he seemed to have met this girl one after another.

However, more than half a year has passed. How could this person remember himself even if he forgot the other party? Could it be... Could it be... he made a fool of himself last time? After all, it is normal for men to write harems these days, fantasy and other things. Even if a man knows how to open a harem with a dog. However, if a man writes romance novels, then the joke will be big.

And I, last time, I used my romance novel (reverse the harem) to go to the publishing house to discuss business-

"Ah, hello." Li Wei was embarrassed and thought he would never see this beauty in his life: "It's really... it's been a long time since I saw you." What did the other party's name? Forgot!

"Did you forget who I am?" The girl pouted and pretended to be unhappy.

"Where can it be - aren't you the one I met at the publishing house last time?" Li Wei called out, but said, "How can you forget?"

"But, forgot my name?" The beautiful writer (these four big words are really stiff) smirked.

"Where can it be?" I really forgot! "Didn't you give me a business card last time?" Although Li Wei has no business card in his life and has never participated in job recruitment...

"That's it, meeting is fate. My pen name is Ziyun - just call me that."

"Ah, it's so artistic, it sounds so nice." Li Wei scolded her.

"Where is not as good as you, Mr. Xiaoqing." It is probably a small revenge for not remembering your name? The female writer with the code name [Ziyun] immediately started one of her own jobs: breaking up history and turning to the small intestine to find fault and taking revenge on Li Wei's pseudonym.

"You just let me go..."

"Hmph~" The female writer thought to herself that the starry sky, you can see it but you can't understand it. At least, Li Wei didn't understand it, and smiled and proved her victory. The female writer said: "I didn't expect to see you here - why, do you also have the habit of buying physical books? Now many people don't have this habit." The girl seemed very familiar, and picked up several books in Li Wei's hand: "Well... "Home Cleaning Collection", "Ode to the Thousand Years of Recipes", "A Thousands of Famous Quotes to Read in Life"... "Instructions for Pet Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit Rabbits"? Are you still raising rabbits?"

"I don't know who raises whom it is." Li Weixin murmured with gratitude: "And, according to my experience, this book is not necessary to buy—it is not true at all."

"It's really... rare. I thought men could raise dogs and cats at most..." It seemed like they were looking at alien creatures, but the girl immediately reacted: "Ah, I know, no wonder you are a romance novelist."

“…”

"Hahaha--I'm just my job, it's nothing to be discovered." Puffy patted Li Wei's shoulder generously, and Zi Yun said, "Hey, you seem to be hesitating in front of the bookshelf--I'm not boasting, I'm more familiar with the books here than the old employees here. How about it, do you need my help?"

"I'm planning to pick some books for others..."

"Oh? For what kind of people?"

"Well... I have a big temper. I just moved into my house recently. I am several times older than me... old woman." Li Wei said viciously about the two girls in his family: "One is an environmentalist and the other is an egoist."

"Oh... the old man at home." Zi Yun nodded and smiled, "Then we have some fate - I suggest you buy two reading glasses for these two elderly people first. In this way, they will think you are very caring about the elderly."

"Is that right?" Li Weixin said that they wouldn't kill me?

"Then, you have to buy some fragrant and soft snacks to go back. The elderly don't have a good mouthful of teeth."

"Their teeth are good like something, they are better than me, and I have bought them a lot." Li Wei remembered some terrifying things, such as the sound of grinding teeth in the middle of the night.

"That's the most important point - listen to the old man telling stories."

"...You don't seem to be talking about choosing books, you're just doing charity advertisements, right?" It's okay to hear the old man telling stories, but the problem is... the more than 3,000 blood elves in our family are good. Even if the night elves in our family start from the age of 3,000, and briefly talk about it for an hour every year, even if you don't sleep, you have to say the Spring Festival next year.

"Ah, did you find it?" Zi Yun seemed to like to joke with Li Wei very much: "Tell you a little secret - I am similar to you in many aspects, such as not daring to let people know their true identity."

"?!?!" The case was solved? The other party was actually a big ace spy? Is there something unknown at home that solved the case?

"I dare not let people know whether I am a writer or a romance novel."

"Ah...haha, this, a beautiful writer is an existence that makes people yearn for." Li Wei wiped his cold sweat and said that he was worried too much.

"Hey, now, there is one you who is more afraid of being discovered." Zi Yun's smile seemed to always have a smirk: "So... tell me your mobile phone number and let's make friends. In this city, it seems that you and me are the only ones in the same publishing house."

"Eh...can this publisher still hold on?"

"Don't worry, they are said to be operating aerospace technology and are very profitable."

“…I’m getting more and more worried.”

Saying goodbye to this dark-hearted little woman, Li Wei embarked on a journey home.

Behind him, the little woman with her pen name Ziyun smiled mysteriously, waved her hand gently, and silently recited a mysterious syllable in her mouth.

If the Blood Elf Morning Star or the Night Elf Wind Speech is here, you will definitely be surprised to post to you. This is the common word for Azeroth—[10086].

"I don't want to be broken with such a leisurely life." Zi Yun let out a long sigh, and two small demons seemed to appear on her head: "Hmph, hum, humph~ But, it seems that some fellow villagers are coming here again... because the crack in the space has become bigger? Well, he is dead...what should I do, what, what..."

In the distance, a child who was shopping for children's books pointed at Zi Yun's back, pulled the corner of his mother's clothes, and said in surprise: "Mom, look, that big sister has horns on her head..."
Chapter completed!