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108 Acupuncture - the majority of high elves...

"Oh, your skirt is really in the way. When you want it, it is useless. When you don't want it, it blocks me from doing the serious business-" Li Wei stared at the elf's war skirt in front of him. He felt it was in the way. He planned to reach out and take it off...

"Wait - you don't have to take it off..." It's obvious that as a man who just met, Li Wei asked the elves on the opposite side to untied their clothes. The elves were a little twisted and stubborn: "I'm saying why are you shy? Elf, you have to know that when you were born, my ancestors were not even liquid."

“…?!?!!”

The elves kept telling themselves: they were an elf ranger, they were part of the great high elves, and they disdained to experience such a short life as humans. What's more, the other party was their life-saving benefactor, so they should not be angry, they should not be angry.

After taking a deep breath of turbid air, the elf felt that his noble cultivation had allowed him to overcome difficulties again - what are you afraid of? When facing the troll, he had never been afraid. How could he be confused about the humans in front of him?

"How old are you?" Li Wei asked the most unquestionable thing.

It is not that all elves are like Fengyu, and can see (or give up) their age.

"Are you humans finished?" Finally, the noble and elegant high elf ranger general could no longer bear it by the humans in front of him, and let out a roar.

"Oh..." Li Wei finally restrained a little - this is how people look, especially people with obsessive-compulsive disorder: bitches are just pretentious, not being honest without beating.

"Well, then I won't ask - hey, you look so angry, you look very good, the genius talent... hahaha." Generally speaking, they can be more happy when they say Feng Yu and Morning Star at home.

"Sir, please don't blame my race, thank you!" However, the elf in front of me was obviously having some problems with the species. There was no sign of happiness, but the face became even colder as cold as frost.

"..." It seems that you have failed to adjust the atmosphere, so there is no way: "Come on, since you think you are fine, then you can do the two arrows on your back. Anyway, neither of us can heal magic, right?"

"...You must know some healing spells, humans."

"Don't look at me like that...How do you know I have healing magic? Oh, I said it myself?"

"Otherwise, I wouldn't heal so quickly - there were many wounds on my body, I knew it myself. But... it seemed, a little less." In the end, the elf seemed to speak much less.

"Oh, that was when I gave you a few acupunctures last night."

“Acupuncture?”

"Here, just insert it." Li Wei smiled and compared it with a rather evil finger-like posture... Sure enough, it was exchanged for the anger value on the opposite side.

"Ahem, it's actually these-" Li Wei took out a guy who could eat from his package, and a bag of silver needles: "Find the correct acupoints and insert them into your body... Oh, don't glare at me, this is a treatment method. Coupled with the treatment of true qi... If you don't believe me, go to the railway and ask the panda people, they will say I'm right."

"...Who is going to the dwarf's territory?" It seems that except for his own Silver Moon City, the high elves disdained the civilizations created by all species: "You, you stab me with these things last night?"

"Don't you feel it? - This proves that the effect is great. Has the quality of sleep improved? - Yes, but I am not good at kung fu, so it is still very important to apply medicine to severe wounds." Li Wei quickly explained, and heard that foreigners were very resistant to acupuncture at the beginning: "There are many benefits of acupuncture, such as fitness and strengthening the body, treating diseases, beauty and skin care, promoting metabolism, and allowing teenagers to grow faster..."

"...Oh." Suddenly, the originally suspicious elf was stunned, and then hesitantly looked at some parts of his body. A smile of surprise suddenly appeared on his face, and then quickly became expressionless: "I believe you for now, humans...well, your hope of entering Silver Moon City may become larger. I... our Rangers' Force may be able to support you."

“……Eh?”

"Nothing! - Forget it!"

"..." The elves are so difficult to serve, and they can't understand their moods!

"Hey! - OK! Well, it's not serious." Li Wei carried the elf who was still unable to move casually due to leg injury. He also told her to say, "Hey, elf - there are a lot of good things in my backpack, so don't move around."

"...Don't worry, humans, I definitely won't want your stuff - on the contrary, to thank you, I will..." It seemed that the elf felt wronged.

"Oh, don't always mention money, is it vulgar?" Li Wei made a righteous statement: "I like to eat fish and also like to eat bear's paw. When you can't have both, I choose bear's paw."

"Do you like to eat bear's paw? - Although it's strange, it's easy to deal with. Go back to Yinyue City..."

"Let's listen, you damn girl!" Unconsciously, Li Wei felt that the elf was just that. He carried it on his back, and felt... exactly the same as carrying the morning star on his back. This is called a... a flat horse, a slasher, a slasher, and the world is in my heart!

"I like living, and I like justice too. When you cannot have both, give up your life and choose justice." Li Wei now feels like a saint: "——This is the principle of life that my country has inherited for thousands of years. What you understand, do you work?"

"A very admirable culture." The elf felt a little disrespectful about the other party's civilization, and it seemed that it was disrespectful to raise money in the other party's civilization. So she planned to save it: "Okay, then I will never talk about this issue again..."

"Then, I don't mind if you really plan to give the money." Suddenly, Li Wei changed his words: "——————————dear lady, how many gold coins are you going to give me?"

"..." Come back! Return my touch!

In theory, carrying a female elf on her back should be a lot of imagination. Of course, it is said that male elf in Azeroth is enough to make people think a lot of imagination. Due to various reasons, such as serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women, and the increasing female circle, among the night elves and the higher (blood) elves, more and more social groups between women are involved in lily play... Cough cough cough.
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