Li Wei is a novelist.

Of course, as for what he wrote, he never dared to talk to his relatives and friends, let alone talk about his writing direction.

However, when he dabbled in and wrote the material, he still understood this.

His heart was also very confused. At first, he was trembling all over. The most incredible thing in the world simply came to him - and at that time, he was still eating instant noodles, thinking about how to write the next chapter of his novel.

However, he was destined to have some skills.

An unprecedented horror came before him, and an unknown time bomb was beside him. He let fear attack him frantically, and after trembling for a few seconds, he calmed down with all his strength.

The next morning, he couldn't believe it when he woke up.

"Ah!—Cadoré, look at what you did! You have crossed my sacred boundaries and prepared to die, a cunning alliance dog!"

"Breaking the tranquility of the morning interrupted my prayer to nature - stupid tribal pig, I have warned you more than once before, don't pick a time like this to mess with me!"

Two elves from another world came to my own home.

Li Wei doesn't care about Azeroth, Burning Legion, Scourge Legion and so on.

All he knew was that two peerless beauties came to his home!

——It’s still the kind of thorny rose that cannot be touched... No, it can no longer be described as thorny, it is clearly a sharp blade covered with poison.

Early this morning, what surprised Levi was:

I bought a lot of toiletries yesterday. The two girls really used tap water after watching it. I was not very surprised and then washed and dressed up.

Of course, even if it is such a simple thing to wash, these two Lily friends have been competing for a long time.

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The cause of the matter is very simple.

A deep-rooted PK between the tribe and the alliance!

Both of them are famous heroines in their respective camps! They are bloodthirsty on the battlefield of Alahi, and they behead countless war songs. They are confronting each other on the island of Conquest. They fight back and forth in the Ultratown Valley.

For their respective camps, they fought bravely!

...When it comes to women, even a small matter cannot be let go!

For example! In the early morning, we fight for the power to wash up!

In order to prevent the two families from fighting, shampoo, towel, toothbrush, etc., they bought two copies. Li Wei was very proud at the time, and in order to prevent the two elves from fighting and suffering from the suffering of life, he sacrificed himself for the earth.

Unfortunately, he didn't expect that there were two toiletries, but there was only one bathroom in his house. Although there was a blessing in terms of the design of the room, the bathroom was very big, but... there were mothers and sons in the mouse cave, but even though the universe was large, it could not tolerate two enemies. What's more, it was his mere bathroom?

——He didn’t have the money to buy a second bathroom… Yes, most people don’t have the ability to do this. It’s not that I don’t want to save this world, it’s really this world… Cough cough, the water meter is outside the door.

"Huh... this world is really awesome. Although there is no magic, the use of civilians on equipment is far beyond the glory of magic. The blood elves took off their last armor and took off their last clothing. **The whole body is really like an elf. It is hard to imagine that this is a body that has experienced the wind of ice swords and snow swords, fighting north and north under cruel conditions - just as it is hard to imagine their life length, unscientific but magical. The skin that can be broken is delicate and healthy red -

This is not scientific and magical, Lao Shi! - This girl was still a dead rider not long ago, right? How could her skin be so good?

But the real world doesn't need a reason - a perfect body, perfect skin, an angel-like foreign trade... a peaceful chest.

Flat almost desperate chest.

How could a country with a fertile land be born in a country of heaven? It is so powerful that one can be a world of magnitude and another can be a flat land.

If it weren't for the "lower", it would be flat, and it's hard to believe that this is a woman on her chest.

Of course, this gentleman was lying in a small bath where Li Wei felt sorry for the water and electricity bills and would never use it. Her whole body and mind were immersed in the water. This was the first time she took a bath after becoming the Death Knight.

"Ah...ah...oh..." Just like all the people who were in the bath, the Blood Elf Morning Star looked comfortable after entering the hot water: "...It feels so comfortable, I should have enjoyed it last night."

"It's because a certain tribal pig was indeed a pig's brain yesterday. When I was full, I only knew how to sleep... Haha, what a cute little pig, I cried while eating, and cried while sleeping~"

The bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and a royal sister pushed the door in. Nodashia, Feng Yu, this violet-skinned sister, looked down at the little blood elf in front of her with a mighty and domineering look down at the little blood elf in front of her. She kicked the door with her heels and closed it, and then began to take off the clothes show on her own.

"...?! Kadore (Night Elf)! What are you doing? Don't forget that we have a ceasefire agreement." The first time I nervously covered the flat land on my chest, clamped my legs, and my whole body was bent into a bow shape and sinking into the water, hoping that the transparent water could have a little blocking effect. This young lady Xindore (Blood Elf) looked frightened.

"Also, the right to use this room now is mine! Why are you here again?" Chenxing shouted in the water, while Kadore on the opposite side took off his clothes on his own.

Showing a sexy figure, a very seductive and powerful virginity, and a very lethal chest, the unfathomable "career line"...

The terrible sense of oppression - to be honest, as a small blood elf, I have never seen the Morning Star? The hatred of five or six meters high, the big spider of seven or eight meters long, the madly suture monster - and even more, the desperate death.

However, this kind of despair in the dullness is eternal.

Even if it takes another three thousand years, even if it takes another ten thousand years...

In terms of figure, it is never possible to compete with this damn Dark Night** bitch, right?

This moment is an eternal moment.

"Damn Cardore-what are you going to do!?"

"Of course, it is to share the rare and valuable peace with our 'old boss' high elves (the high elves were the leader of the night elves ten thousand years ago, otherwise why are the second-middle-grade ones called the high elves?)... Oh, forget you have changed your name again, it seems to be called the blood elves, right? - Enjoying the gift of natural water is my habit every morning." As I spoke, the leather armor was thrown aside, and the last shame-covered object disappeared in front of the same sex. The slender legs stepped into the bathhouse, and then...

The meat of 1.9 meters was squeezed into the small bathhouse that was only enough for an adult.

Inevitably, the two-bedroom graceful collided violently.

"Go to die, you fat piece of meat!——Ah, if you squeeze me again, I will tear down the armistice agreement!"

"Don't you have to work hard for this little body, huh... I was the one who boiled water, right?"

A big battle between the two sides is about to break out.

"Don't say I didn't remind you-" Suddenly, arbitration came from outside the bathroom door - from Li Wei's timely sticking to the wall: "For everyone's life, it is forbidden to use magic! Just make a fuss with each other, don't disturb your neighbors, my sound insulation effect is very poor!"

Long live the hollow bricks! Long live the sound insulation effect! Although these two girls have a bad personality, their appearance and voice are great, and the wall base is also good.

"Hmph!" The morning bathroom battle ended with the alliance and the tribe sharing each other's mutual sacrifices and dividing the Chu River and Han boundaries. The right to use the bathroom in Li Wei's family was clearly divided into the time range of use. The tribe and the alliance once again concluded an oral agreement for truce.

One pair of lily and one pair of girls, the remaining one is a miserable person.

Originally, the two lilies (a big mistake) could fight in the bathroom for another five hundred years, and judging by their age, it seems that it is not an imaginary number. However, the battle was completely over after Li Wei prepared breakfast.

Instant noodles are just a temporary person after all.

Li Wei, who usually cooks some home-cooked side dishes, bought a lot of ingredients from outside. He also had an extreme distrust of himself, so he also bought a lot of cooked food. The dishes in the morning are fresh and cheap... Has he changed his job to a nanny? This is a bit faster, but he has been living his life for many years, so he can use it when he is busy.

The early morning brought a desolate reconciliation, and the sun was so miserable that it was dodging in the clouds. The two girls walked out of the bathroom one after another, with a few drops of dew hanging on their hair.

There is no hair dryer at Li Wei's house, and there is nothing to blow on his head less than an inch - but these two girls are completely different.

"Yesterday's armistice agreement was too hasty." I originally wanted to eat with a spoon, but the two girls watched in surprise as Li Wei could easily handle everything with two wooden sticks. Now, I have also started to learn clumsyly-

After all, Levi said he was not going to carry a knife and fork, and he would never provide these things on the dining table unless he wanted to commit suicide.

Many foreigners are lazy and have knives and forks, so they don’t use chopsticks. However, some foreigners can only find chopsticks at home after marrying Chinese and marrying Chinese... Because it is obvious that eating with both hands is not as fast as that of Chinese people with one hand.

"Today I plan to regulate the content of the armistice agreement - the bathroom battle just now is a hidden danger! So, divide this planet, Xin Duolei." The food of the Night's Royal Sister was pretty good, at least she didn't bite her tongue.

"Please don't talk about those problems when eating, right? - right, humans? Haven't you said that there are rules in your country that don't talk?" The blood elf seemed very dissatisfied with being disturbed by eating, but these problems were principled and had to be solved: "Humans, I am respecting the fruits of your labor. Delicious and delicious food should not be ruined!"

"I have asked about his country, and there is also the tradition of setting rules when eating." The emperor attacked the girl unyieldingly, and it is worthy of being a creature that has lived for seven thousand years: "--but what you are right, I won't talk nonsense to you. In this world, the use of resources is jaw-dropping. The planet can provide a daily life like seven billion humans...ah, unimaginable richness."

"Oh... I just said something nice yesterday. In fact, there are many unsatisfactory places in our world. For example... your life is that not everyone has free time to spend an hour taking a bath every day." Li Wei smiled bitterly. Yesterday's Niu 13 was so sarcastic that he had to go back to himself. Otherwise, the intelligence of these two girls was clearly above him. It was only a matter of time before he knew the truth. At that time, he would leave an impression of his bad character.

It's actually very simple. Li Wei doesn't know who the other party is and what he has experienced before. Even if the other party is unforgivable, he has no grudges and grudges with him. How can two peerless elves not let this human male have some delusions?
Chapter completed!